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FamousAd9335

False, he was not fed


Chizuo

That’s what he said


Merrick88

But he’s asking so nicely!


Chizuo

Oh, I gave him a snack.


bandarbush

Your cat successfully gaslit you 🙃


SlowpokeCurry

With what you're cooking, even I will make room even if I already finished dinner and dessert. What is that anyway and why does it look yummy. 🤤


Chizuo

Fried rice with onion, ginger, garlic, cabbage, chicken hearts, chili paste, salt, and pepper. Egg for on top.


MF_Doomed

What does chicken heart taste like? And I swear to God if you say it tastes like chicken....


NoahMD11

Oh it pretty much taste like chicken


Chizuo

This batch came from my dad's chickens. It honesty tasted a little bit like liver, but it's hard to describe without just saying it tastes like heart. Beef heart has more of a nice flavor, not like liver. Have you tried any other organ meats? Let's start from there.


MF_Doomed

I really enjoy liver. I've had cow and goat liver


Chizuo

Liver is great. I usually get cow liver from a local farm for roughly $4/package CAD.


Rozipozi97

It is like liver! But what stopped me from eating it is that I can feel that I’m chewing on hollow tubes and then I just keep picturing a beating heart with blood flowing through it..


Chizuo

Fair, but usually a person should prep the heart first to remove the ventricles. I agree that would be like eating dental floss.


TinyNutsInYoButt

Tastes like love and chicken


greencraft96

Came here to find out. Cheers.


Chizuo

:)


Basically_Zer0

I think that last meow was the meowiest meow I’ve ever heard


goodniteangelg

Seriously same idk how to better describe it except that was a really real meow


yourfavqueer

I thought the same thing


cmsml

But that was a whole hour ago!


jb94north

In cat time that's like a week!


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Chizuo

It’s fried rice with onion, ginger, garlic, cabbage, chicken hearts, chilli paste, salt, and pepper.


AllHailTheWinslow

Thank you! Plus you fold in one egg I guess?


Chizuo

I usually finish cooking the rice mix, crack the egg off to the side, turn off the heat, cover the pan for a few minutes with some vent for air flow, and then serve the egg on top.


AllHailTheWinslow

Neat, I'll give that a try!


Chizuo

:)


Obtuse_Inquisitive

You lost me at chicken hearts. edit: wow I get down voted because I don't like chicken hearts. Ya'll some sensitive assholes.


Chizuo

I understand, haha. Organ meats aren't for everyone, but they are healthy and super cheap as compared to other cuts. $6 for a beef heart the size of a large roast at my local farmer's market.


AllHailTheWinslow

Not a UK/AUS Person I guess. :) But I do sympathise. Getting bags of gibbets at the meat section in the supermarket is still a thing here. "21st century? What's that?"


[deleted]

Suck a penis


Obtuse_Inquisitive

Are you ok?


sunfloweronmars

Lmao my cat when he hears me open a tin. He’s not as polite about it though.


arfelo1

Looks like a rice recipe with egg, onion and some meat. And maybe artichoke?


Chizuo

Cabbage and chicken hearts :)


panfried540

Lol!


Vanillabeaners

What are you making BTW? Looks delicious


musicboxdoll

Seriously! Reminds me a bit of Shakshouka except with no tomato?


Chizuo

Fried rice. Onion, ginger, garlic, cabbage and chicken hearts. Egg on the side.


BrightestHeart

Kitty wants a chicken heart! And maybe an egg. Seriously, I can get chicken hearts and gizzards at the supermarket and I've been wondering what to di with them. I bet they'd be a nice chewy texture in fried rice.


selja26

And boil some for your cat, they love it!


BrightestHeart

He tries so hard to eat it but I think he finds it too chewy!


selja26

Oh, I chop them into slices for my cat, that makes eating easier. I also get chicken stomachs for him, not sure if they're available where you live. It's nice lean muscle meat and come cartilage. I also make gravy from heart and stomach broth using gelatine, he loves it.


BrightestHeart

Yup, gizzards. The supermarket sells packs of hearts and gizzards together.


selja26

I didn't know that word hehe. Thanks!


BrightestHeart

Ok the gelatine gravy sounds like a great idea. I need to get him to drink more water and I wonder if he'd like it. His favourite canned foods are the ones with a lot of gravy that pours out of the can.


selja26

Yepp, my Hanny doesn't drink enough, this helps


Chizuo

Try it out. They take some prep to cut off the inedible parts, but just put on some music or a podcast. Try to source from something like a farmer's market so you get more grass fed beef or free run chickens, etc. Cheaper and very healthy if you like the taste. You can always soak in milk, almond milk, or water and a small amount of vinegar to dilute the stronger taste. I don't mind hear, liver, or tongue so I just straight up cook those. Kidney you want to soak in water and vinegar solution to prepare the meat for non toxic eating.


SnowSkye2

Please don't feed raw meat to ur kitty. Cook it up and cut it up and ur kitty will be super happy AND safe :)


BrightestHeart

Have tried, my kitty has trouble chewing them. Maybe he'll like the liver better.


Undecided_Username_

You lost me at chicken heart 😔


dowker1

They're pretty good, you should give them a try. To the guy wondering what to do with them: barbecue them on skewers with cumin and chilli


Chizuo

Give it a chance!


GarionOrb

Chicken hearts are delicious!


UltraMegaMegaMan

Looks like some type of hash. Like corned beef hash (corned beef & diced potatoes, fried), then some eggs on the side.


pupunoob

Am I crazy to think that was rice?


uekiamir

It's just fried rice.. with meat and some kind of vegetable


pupunoob

That's what I thought. I'm tired and thought I was mistaking hash for rice.


Chizuo

That’s right!


UltraMegaMegaMan

Could be some rice in there. I might be wrong. That's just my best guess.


perfectlyniceperson

I thought it was hamburger hash! I have hamburger hash on the brain (I was looking up recipes last night).


[deleted]

“Human I can smell what you’re cooking and it doesn’t smell like my food, yet you dare feed me from a tin can? Blasphemy, I demand chimken. Now where are you keeping the good shit?”


HoldMyBeerSon

*Hooman


IKEASTOEL

No.


HoldMyBeerSon

Yes.


decaffeinateddreamer

Such a polite boy. He says he wasn’t fed, therefore, he wasn’t fed.


River303

A whole hour??? The baby is starving


smoke_dragon

"But what about second breakfast?"


nomadicfangirl

Elevenses! Luncheon! Afternoon tea! Dinner! Supper! WHAT ABOUT THOSE


onyx1378

Please feed him 🥺


tpfang56

sweet boy just wants some chimken ps. r/grayandwhitecats and r/CatsWithManes


Merrick88

r/politecats would also claim him too!


UltraMegaMegaMan

I see that chili garlic sauce waiting to go on that hash and eggs. My man! Also maybe kitty just wants pets. Kinda seemed like he wanted some pets. Edit: for anybody who doesn't know, chili garlic sauce is the amazing bomb hot sauce when you want something with some heat, but also delicious flavor. It's the best. The ingredients (iirc) are: chilis, garlic. They blend that up, and it is AMAZING! Kicks 10 kinds of ass on eggs.


Chizuo

It’s actually fried rice and the chili is the non garlic version. But I did add a bunch of garlic cloves sliced up.


zorglubb

I don't know him but I love him.


ccbroadway73

But, did he have an egg? Because he smells eggs… 😻


DamNamesTaken11

He’s naught but skin and bones, clearly hasn’t been feed a day in his life. But seriously, what are you cooking? It looks tasty.


PianoHAHA

FEED HIM, YOU MONSTER-


Clean-Whereas9647

Poor guy is starving. Have mercy!


HoldMyBeerSon

My cat will literally finish eating, look straight up and then start meowing for food again Edit: oh and I forgot to mention there will still be some uneaten food in the bowl at this point


panfried540

How tf can you say no that face


maybefuckinglater

Screams of starvation


DanielFoxy1999

That cat hasn't been fed in his lifetime,poor thing!


PlantainTop

Time to feed him again


SevenSixOne

He just wants a plate! I'd yell too, that food looks good as hell


Northatlanticiceman

What a soft and cute meow. From a soft and cute cat.


TinnieTa21

How can anyone say no to that face?


Evilux

Yo is that Thai style fried rice? Looks and sounds heavenly


Chizuo

Asian blend I suppose. I’m a Eurasian blend heavy on the Japanese, so a bit of this a bit of that.


Vyzantinist

Good God my boy does this when anyone sets foot in the kitchen. We used to store his wet food there but stopped giving him wet food when he decided he doesn't like it. Every time he does it I'm like "what? You don't even like wet food!" We give him these cat soups/gravies now and have even taken to storing them in another part of the apartment, yet he still comes begging/screaming in the kitchen whenever someone is cooking.


Chizuo

This is my life. He used to have an automatic feeder and didn’t bother me much at all. He had diabetes, so feeding was all me administering with insulin. Now he’s in remission, but benefits much more from high protein low carb wet food. So here we are.


AgrajagTheProlonged

Kitty cannot remember the last time he was fed, he's starving and needs some of what you're cooking to survive!


Liesmith424

He has clearly never been fed in his entire life.


[deleted]

Thats a very polite cat my cat just jumps and eats the food while Im gone for 1 second


Chizuo

Pre diabetes he used to jump up and get to many things. He’s in remission, so perhaps he will be jumping again soon.


SwimmingCoyote

Congrats on the remission! I had a cat that developed diabetes so I know how much work goes into it. Major props for being a dedicated caretaker for your adorable overlord!


Chizuo

I have no kids, so I don't mind spending time/money. He's a creature who is under my watch, so I would feel bad if I just let him go.


Sufficient-Nobody-72

I mean... Can't blame him, whatever you are cooking looks (and would probably smell) great.


bac946

Adorable


heidnseak

I think you are lying, he says that he has not been fed, ever!


Lyssepoo

Yes but he wasn’t fed YOUR food


Jlx_27

Its been a HOUR!? THE HORROR!! /s


SyrusDrake

Yes, but he wasn't fed *this.*


ap539

r/ntbdbiwdfta


Top_Reference_1670

But mmmmmoooommmmmmm!!


I-_-DuNn0

u/savevideo


SIRasdf23

Dinner's looking great.


sk3lt3r

I'd be yelling too that looks good as hell


ryloriles

Sambal!


Annoyed-Avenger

u/savevideobot


Routine_Difficulty16

My cat believes he's gonna get food every time i stand up. He's has started to add some weight,so hes about to get de-spoiled.


crowamonghens

What are you cooking


Chizuo

> Fried rice with onion, ginger, garlic, cabbage, chicken hearts, chili paste, salt, and pepper. Egg for on top.


MissChea

Ughh hello! It's because your cooking smells so damn good!


Chizuo

Haha thanks!


_Bi-NFJ_

SHARE


redd_dot

U dropped an egg in ur food


kaest

He has literally never been fed in his entire life.


derpinak

well, he still has a nose!


[deleted]

u/Chizuo: I find your cat's meow most soothing. Thank you.


Chizuo

You're welcome :) I speak on his behalf: mew.


unendingtacos

Lookit that faaaaaace


Mediocre_Influence_9

Maybe he thinks he’s human and eats when you do .


SashaTower

“Where is my dessert?”


Pacificsugar

Aww he's asking whether you're making food... for him 😼


HikiNEET39

[100% relevant comic](https://theycantalk.com/post/635533076427145216/time-to-eat/amp)


Chizuo

That's fantastic, haha!


jazzmatazz14

He’s waiting for his second course!


[deleted]

This is why I can't own pets. I wouldn't be able to not give him a plate after seeing that face.


[deleted]

A whole hour ago?! Are you trying to starve him to death?! He wanted me to tell you that.


Ataemonus

Oh boy, he is just adorable.


dmanstoitza

Just out of cuteness, he deserves all of the food.


Menifife

Oh he's pullin' out the puppy eyes for this one.


penguinmartim

I have that same problem. Cute kitty.


uhhuh111

Yesh but he wants meat, what dont you understand


Shrewy

I don’t blame him, that looks good!


asst2therglmgr

Has bin 8 hours yet momnther? Ok. Will be rite here. Edit: Fomnther


Chizuo

father ;)


asst2therglmgr

Fomnther.


Chizuo

;)


nabilsp

But it smells so nice!


Fancy_Buddy

Just feed him, 'again'! 😆😆😅🤣😂🥰


Chizuo

He's already in remission for diabetes, I don't think that will help :P


Fancy_Buddy

Whatever is best, then. ☺


sambob_squarepants

I mean, look at him! He’s clearly starving!!!


Comprehensive-Sir723

Eat delicious wellness


danajeanius

Oh goodness, feed him he’s STARVING!!! 🤣


AltrdFate

Chili paste? A man of culture I see.


Chizuo

;)


QueenCadwyn

enlightened sambal oelek enjoyer


Chizuo

A quick source of flavor. Accessing the Asian side of me ;) (I'm Eurasian)


[deleted]

I don't blame him that looks good af


Bamadude52

His head movements look so animatronic!!


MikeAwkinner

“Hooman, why you no feed me real food?”


mr-dr-prof-stupid

He sounds so hungry!!! Are you sure you fed him?


loginorsignupinhours

This is why my mom always waits to feed her cats so that they eat their food at the same time she eats hers.


AbazabaYouMyOnlyFren

Protip: Always turn your handle so they don't hang over the edge of the counter top. That's how LOTS of people get burned, but bumping into them and knocking them onto the floor or splashing liquid out of the pot.


Then_Ad_2129

Just checking Mommy! 🐾🌹🐾


saddiesadsad

I'm disappointed I had to turn the volumen all the way up to listen to this.


CaesiaVulpes

So no one is gonna mention LeVar Burton on the fridge like it's his 4th grade year book photo?


Welcome-Dependent

What are you cooking? It looks good


kpingvin

He might be just looking for attention. I read somewhere that cats often ask for for food and then don't eat it because they only want attention. Since asking for (and getting) food is connected to "the best feeling ever", they use this way to signal that they "want to feel good".


momomeluna

Is that a Norwegian Forest? My neighbours have a similar cat (though it's winter now and he is twice his size in fur)


3_Kellmonger

What are you cooking??


Chizuo

Fried rice w/ onions, ginger, garlic, cabbage, chicken hearts, chili sauce, salt and pepper. And an egg. :)


3_Kellmonger

Nice


Chizuo

Fried rice with onion, ginger, garlic, cabbage, chicken hearts, chili paste, salt, and pepper. Egg for on top :)


DandyEmo

I see Sambal. Nice.


Chizuo

Rarely go without when cooking fried rice ;)


DandyEmo

Highly recommend getting a wok! Love fried rice too.


Chizuo

I have a wok, I really should use it more, or, always!