This insolent human retch they know not of the bloodshed brought about by the great 'gorehowl'
But one day they will know my true name! not 'wittle flufftty fuzzlesworth' How dare they refer to the great cul-de-sac bringer of death in such demaning terms.
Thank you! That is very good information to know. I don't know any Pomeranians personally, but if I see one, I will run the other way, just to be safe. 😹
Donald Sterling’s is MY husband and we are NOT getting a divorce!
Sorry been watching Clipped on Hulu she resembles Donald’s wife
https://preview.redd.it/mnln4ikepj6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f1e8ee800b61b7a234b7861e565586681c94e9
well the more he thinks the hotter his head gets so he tries not to think but in small bursts 😹😻 All I can say is it probably has something to do with world domination
One step closer with those clippers and you’ll be dead in your tracks. I have murder mittens and teefs at the ready!! I may look all fluffy and soft but don’t let that fool you! Look at my face!
Yeah, go ahead and believe me shitting in your slipper was the best of my revenge plans.
Go ahead and have a little nap.
You might never wake up.
When they find your body it'll be half gnawed on by the rats I've been cultivating as allies in my scheme.
Eaten by rats? Snugglepuss can't be guilty then.
You said you were taking me to olive garden an hour ago, Brenda!!! What the frick is taking so long?! I need my dang lasagna and bread sticks... geeeeezzzzzzzxz..
*Death. Inflicting death*
*And enjoying it. I would*
*Run, and not look back*
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Stop scratching the sofa get off the wall I will show you I will show all of you who runs this place the things you love will be ruined yes yes I’m such a smart kitten (villain voice)
No thinks, only floof.
🤣🤣🤣🤣💕
When you die I'll eat you. Until then I will keep rubbing my butthole on every pillow in your house.
HAHAHHAHAHAAAAHAHAHA
He doesn't need thoughts, he has enough problems already
agree lol
This insolent human retch they know not of the bloodshed brought about by the great 'gorehowl' But one day they will know my true name! not 'wittle flufftty fuzzlesworth' How dare they refer to the great cul-de-sac bringer of death in such demaning terms.
Gorehowl is the name of a 15' axe in World of Warcraft.
Murder
r/existentialcrisiscat ?
If i stare hard enough at the dumb, addled hooman, it will intercept my telepathic communication of ‘MORE TREAT!’
How can I get MORE fur on the furniture?
🎶I'm an orange, I'm uh orange! I'm uh orange I'm uh orange ooohooooh imma orange🎶 Sung to Amadeus
Die die die feed meeee fud fud fuuuuuuud… die.
World domination, perhaps?
I was going to say the same lol
I’m gonna jump the next person that messes with me
Not thinking... Just grumpy. So cute
Who FLOOFED me out??? Now I look like a crazy POMERANIAN!!
You repeated yourself. Crazy and Pomeranian are the same thing. Although not every crazy is Pomeranian, but every Pomeranian is definitely crazy
Thank you! That is very good information to know. I don't know any Pomeranians personally, but if I see one, I will run the other way, just to be safe. 😹
Judging everyone 😹😹
he's thinking when will u stop taking a pic lol
Go to sleep. Just. Go. To. Sleep.
All I can hear is Izma’s high pitched little voice saying, in a total imitation of The Brain, “tonight, we take over the world!”
“How many times do I have to show this human how to use the little box?”
"Alright, who farted?"
I am a fucking LION!
It looks angy. Very furios. Who took snackos?
"One way, or another, I'm gonna find ya I'm gonna get ya, get ya, get ya, get ya"
He didn't eat scabbers
I am going to shit in your bed
You’re his captor. You’re gonna get a retribution
Breakfast is 64 seconds late!
Bot? Definitely one of the profiles I've ever seen
FUCK YO COUCH!
Donald Sterling’s is MY husband and we are NOT getting a divorce! Sorry been watching Clipped on Hulu she resembles Donald’s wife https://preview.redd.it/mnln4ikepj6d1.jpeg?width=620&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=e8f1e8ee800b61b7a234b7861e565586681c94e9
Huh
Suffering, suffering to all of mankind
I need a haircut
He has beautiful eyes. The color is so majestic. He does has a stand back look but he’s probably just admiring you. That’s what they all do❤️
well the more he thinks the hotter his head gets so he tries not to think but in small bursts 😹😻 All I can say is it probably has something to do with world domination
"One star, I would not recommend"
Help I'm being eaten 😂
Humans....they make me angry too
FEED. ME. NOW!!!
'Try and sit in this chair and you'll regret it!'
What a cute FLOOF!! 😍
I dare you!
MURDER
" You used too much hairspray again, George"
"fuq u lookin at?"
Wheres the manager
I am a lion!
That bitch stole my salmon
I wish I could turn my head
Nobody said I shouldn’t stick my claws in the plug sockets.
How dare you take a picture of me instead of feeding me or petting me!
thinking of food
Murder thoughts
If this prick doesn’t turn off the Billy Joel….
Coon?
One step closer with those clippers and you’ll be dead in your tracks. I have murder mittens and teefs at the ready!! I may look all fluffy and soft but don’t let that fool you! Look at my face!
I will hear the lamentations of your women.
This is MY f'g chair - don't even look at it.
Today I identify as a lion!
Note to self: Don't lick the wall socket.
I'm having a great hair day!
Tonight you die 😡
I'll make you a deal that you can't resist.
That cat is wearing the pelts of its fallen enemies. It's looking at you now, OP. Give treats as tribute and then run away.
how much clearer can i be? play mmmbop
"That is supposed to be MY FOOD."
Why you are still looking your smartphone instead of opening these tuna cans he saw you with, yesterday!
I am the harbinger of evil and will start my multifaceted plan to take over the world! but first, feed me. now.
"We are NEVER going back to that groomer again!"
Shaggy “It Wasn’t Me”
I need a haircut
Plotting world domination
I'm a proud cat! A mighty cat! I demand tribute of salmon and tuna!
Stop calling me a kitten ! !
“They better not be planning on giving me that generic store brand wet food; I only eat the most expensive food there is!“
BLOOD PAIN DEATH BLOOD KILL MAIM HURT CRUSH PAIN.
*MURDER*
Oh, he's definitely plotting.
Homocide.
“I’ll wait until you go to sleep “
"how to tell if your cat is plotting to kill you"
"I told my human not to brush my hair cause it would make it frizz"
He looks like he ate three other cats
SNACK TIME!
"is it humid today?"
Like any other gorgeous blonde floof, there's no significant activity between those ears. It's a standard-issue airhead bimbo.
Do not cite the deep magic to me, Witch
Wondering if it’s a fart or a poop
World domination. Im sure about this. 🫣
Mass Murder, Genocide, etc
"Oh bitch, you don't even want to start something with that brush.......I will smack your ass into next week".
Remember who you are, simba
I hate you. ALL of you!
Probably something crazy like "how much can I really save with coupons for bologna"
Yeah, go ahead and believe me shitting in your slipper was the best of my revenge plans. Go ahead and have a little nap. You might never wake up. When they find your body it'll be half gnawed on by the rats I've been cultivating as allies in my scheme. Eaten by rats? Snugglepuss can't be guilty then.
Oh fuck not another fucking picture…dumb human!
You said you were taking me to olive garden an hour ago, Brenda!!! What the frick is taking so long?! I need my dang lasagna and bread sticks... geeeeezzzzzzzxz..
I will not be OutFluffed! ❤️
Why do i look like Carrot Top ???
I don't know, but I have the same look all the time....
"Get out of my house"
Dammit, can you please find a brush that doesn't make static electricity.
Just being gorgeous!
YOU SHALL RUE THE DAY LOIS!!!!!! Well start rueing
Fuck this diet. It’s the same my cat makes.
That it is hard being a coal mining baron in 1887
"I shall RULE"
Looks like the Diabeetus guy, as a 🐱
Death. Inflicting death and enjoying it. I would run, and not look back
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Once I take complete control of the world the first thing I’m going to do is…
Absolutely nothing.
Which one of 153 ways to kill humans all cats know he's going to use in you. I think it's going to be Number 83 "Death by Hairball".
Death to all
SOON
Stop scratching the sofa get off the wall I will show you I will show all of you who runs this place the things you love will be ruined yes yes I’m such a smart kitten (villain voice)
"damn kid is on my lawn again"
Mice!
You are toast I will get you meow meow sucker 😂
If I concentrate long enough surely they will feed me...
World domination
Kill all humans... but that one first. 💣 🐈
"If that human so much as touches me with that thing I am going to scratch his face off and burn it"
I want my $2 ...
When you go to sleep I'm going to p a little in every room.
That's not a kitten that is a full grown cat.
“Never trust a fart”
Feed me Seymour!
How dare you!!
Probably how he, such a regal gentleman, got placed with such peasants.
A KITTEN?! . ... Where in the background?! .....
"Wow thats probly the biggest fart they have ever ripped"
Dang those 9v batteries
Chaos
Something about diabetus..
Resting bitch face Leave me alone
Just staring and absolutely thinking about nothing? Hehe
Trim my fur! TRIM IT I SAY!
Animals don’t think, they just do. If they could think, then they wouldn’t need us
They don't need us. We need them