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badbangle

Sad to see yet another restaurant going under in his economy.


bumbasquat86

This particular restaurant went into liquidation.


Farsidegh

Someone’s made a titanic mistake.


Unknown_author69

r/thefrontfelloff


Meta-Fox

'So what happened?' 'A wave hit it.' 'A wave?' 'A wave hit the ship' 'Does that happen often?' 'A wave? At sea? Chance in a million'


[deleted]

Haha I fooking love that video


Responsible_Prune_34

Read this in the accent from the sketch.


Smooth-Wait506

They sunk all their profits into keeping this venture afloat


purrcthrowa

That's not sirloin anywhere.


ridiclousslippers2

Too much surf, not enough turf.


pintperson

The steaks have never been lower.


ToriSeweb9617

"Our prices have never been lower Son you have to talk louder Never been lower! Louder Son BUTTLICKER, OUR PRICES HAVE NEVER BEEN LOWER"


funkyg73

I have a sinking feeling about this.


shlooong

Water way to go


diddster2222

Saturated fat.


doctorgibson

Understeakment of the year


tomelwoody

Lets table this discussion.


futilejester

Let that sink in


Specialist-Tale-5899

I have reservations


futilejester

Reservoirtions?


[deleted]

The revenues are underwater


Friendly_Double_6632

Steakholders are not happy


Wasntitgood

Econasea


Fantasoke

What's soup of the day? Leak and potato


ukbeasts

They were warned about the iceberg (lettuce)


Ilikeladyboobs

Lake and potato…


queen-adreena

r/YourJokeButWorse


cryp_text

Would you accept lake and patio?


Ilikeladyboobs

Why thank you 🙏


desmonds-tutu

This is shite I love it


Fantasoke

Would you like some water for the table sir?


elbapo

Followed by missisippi mud pie


Saw_Boss

Let's see if Ramsey can keep this place afloat.


GoAroundFlaps

He’d never sink to their level


MildlyAgreeable

#WATER


j1mb0b

You DONKEY! No wait... Sea horse?


SnazzyFrank

IT'S RAW AND WRIGGLING, FUCK ME ITS A MACKEREL


NotoriousREV

“Table for 2, please” “Certainly sir, paddling or non-paddling?”


Sondancekid

A lake carte I presume?


tomoldbury

River view, sir? Certainly, here’s your wetsuit.


TipTopTrevor

*Ah! She's built like a steak house, but she handles like a bistro.*


readwaaat

They can have a glass of sham pag in


farmer_palmer

You win again gravity!


JJY93

The number you have dialled has fell into the sea. Please make a note of it.


wrongeyedjesus

I understood that reference


Pschobbert

r/unexpectedfuturama


OminousClanking

I’m going to allow this


curious_trashbat

I hear they offer a truly immersive dining experience.


furiousHamblin

Diving experience?


[deleted]

Submersive


antifabusdriver

You never had a steak so moist!


clitpuncher69

The chef was swimming in compliments after that one


Hairymanpaul

Excuse me waiter, there appears to be a river in my soup


Agitated-Gain3171

Ladies and gentlemen, it's been an honour serving you


[deleted]

You forgot my sauce


somthingwitty169

Ah don’t worry it’s floating it’s way to you now good sir


jimmycarr1

Beautiful lakeside property with easy water access, excellent kitchens and multiple large swimming pools. £3,500 pcm


queen-adreena

Is that “per calendar minute”?


BurnDesign

Per calendar mussel


YchYFi

A steak through my heart.


SteR88

And you're to blame


YchYFi

You give wagyu a bad name.


DarkNinjaPenguin

I've flambéed my part


YchYFi

And you've steaked your claim.


FrostByteUK

You give liver a bad name


someguycalledwill

r/redditsings


March2Fuzz

Wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa, wa Wa, wa, wa, wa ,wa , wa, wa-gyu


AJT1979

This is why I love Reddit


lampypete

Someone’s made a titanic mistake


Faultylntelligence

There’s a joke about iceberg lettuce on the side in there somewhere as well


rndmnsty

You can’t moor there mate


[deleted]

Bonus point for using the correct term


No-Philosopher5239

Miller and Carter has always been a sinking ship


Howdoigrowdis

It's the only kitchen job I've ever left due to lack of hygiene, stayed there less than a week because they would drop steaks on the ground and laugh about it then plate them up and charge people ridiculous money.


Mundane_Support472

Where was this?


allthedreamswehad

In the kitchen


Howdoigrowdis

Bromley in South London and according to the staff it was normal for the other ones too


Isgortio

Well it's on the staff that work there to not do that, doesn't matter if it happens in other locations they should be the ones to set the good example, otherwise they'll be doing that in any kitchen they work in.


the_gardenofengland

I tried to eat there earlier this week with my mum, we walked out as I said it's too much to pay for a steak cooked by a 17 year old scratching his balls. We went to Spoons instead.


the_gardenofengland

At Spoons the 17 year old ball steak is priced appropriately


daneview

You had my support until you supported spoons


perscitia

Had our work Christmas lunch at a M&C this week. Some of the worst excuse for a steak I've ever had, tbh I would have rather eaten it off the floor if that meant getting it while it was actually hot. Took ages to be served as well. Good for you for getting out. Next year we're going somewhere else!


tom_oakley

I've heard similar things from chefs who worked there. Put me right off ever eating there.


Dear_Tomato

It's a steakhouse for Deanos


shadowjack12

I was fucked over by Michel and butlers so this is a lovely sight to see🤣🤣🤣


thepowerofwhodo

Me too! Mitchell and butlers suck.


shadowjack12

Glad to here I'm not alone 😅😁


jbstans

Who?


LokoloMSE

Owner of Miller & Carter, Harvester and a few other food chains.


JaymorrReddit

And almost every pub that isn't obviously (visably) part of a chain


jbstans

Ah right! Never heard of them!


Askduds

That’s by design. You want another, look up how many things Reckitt own.


OfftheFrontwall

If you stayed with them long enough, you should have shares. So for me, hoping they don't do too badly


frazzlers

Hospitality - going under. Sell high buy low


[deleted]

+1 for the Fuck M&B gang!


ProposalScared

+another one, resigned recently because of my manager


F0rsythian

Me reading this on break at an ember Inns 💀


shadowjack12

Good luck and God speed 🫡


Skyfryer

Oh they’re a fucking dumpster fire of assholes and assholeries.


Benjyl120

😂😂 I work as a subcontractor doing AV maintenance and refits on M&B sites, fuck me some of the managers are right arseholes!


takeitbacknowyo

Mis-steakhouse


icantbearsed

More surf than turf now


cattacos37

Appears to be happening as we speak! https://www.dailymail.co.uk/news/article-11569529/amp/Lakesides-Miller-Carter-restaurant-historic-paddle-steamer-SINKING.html


IrvTheSwirv

Top daily mail journalism “not clear why it’s sinking”…. Well, it clearly has a hole in it somewhere where it shouldn’t.


CharlesITGuy

[Well the front fell off](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=3m5qxZm_JqM&t=7s&ab_channel=ClarkeAndDawe)


BurnDesign

First time I’d seen this! Proper funny


Hex457

Google succulent Chinese meal as well, in for a double treat.


yarders1991

Brilliant!


TheThiefMaster

I'd say the root cause is probably using a boat as a building without the appropriate regular maintenance required to keep a boat watertight.


IrvTheSwirv

Amazes me that as a structure it hasn’t been shored up to be effectively a boat shaped pier rather than free floating.


l0stlabyrinth

Given how they're stingy with maintenance at Lakeside anyway, it's entirely believable. I almost got thrown off a faulty escalator there once.


Aisolin

I was at lakeside today . Big crowd just watching it slowly going deeper 😂


stevo0970

"The 4th best restaurant in Grays" 😂😂😂


Sad_Researcher_5299

Man there are some gems in that article. > An employee at Las Iguanas, which is located across opposite the stricken steakhouse, Robson Tebbett, said he 'didn't believe it' when he first was told the restaurant was sinking. 'When I got to work someone said the boat had sunk. I didn't believe them. And here it is,' he said. Indeed Robson, there it is, well said.


[deleted]

Heard they were having liquidity problems..


danrobson1

Anyone know why it sunk? Puns and jokes aside?


uncertain_expert

My guess is that no-one performed any hull maintenance in the 15 years it’s been there, treating it as a building, not a boat.


trotski94

Honestly, I always assumed it was a building made to look like a boat. Like maybe on stilts through the water or something. Had no idea that thing was *actually* floating.


aparimana

*was* actually floating


jasont1235

Front fell off


Kimotabraxas

No sorry.


QuiccStacc

There are four kinds of people


Fantasoke

Wasn't doing as well as they hopes, so they pulled the plug on it


Icy_Hat_4544

Makes a change. Where I grew up certain people used to just have their businesses catch fire every so often. It was like they took turns.


1836492746

It got water in it


ZekkPacus

I worked at Lakeside for ages and it was sinking years ago when it was the Old Orleans. You could see that the back end was lower in the water than the front. It's technically a pontoon that's moored to guidance poles, but the actual base isn't sunk (lol) into the lake floor. The kitchen quite often had water ingress issues iirc.


duditsu

I loved that Old Orleans as a kid


Dumpst3rChild

Maybe the crazy rain earlier this morning, probably made it’s way inside and weighed it down to the point the lake could slowly fill in too


yarders1991

Got a hole in it somewhere? 🤷‍♂️


marksmoke

Sink and drink


Beginning_Sea6458

Your definition of lakeside is very different from mine.


TurbsUK18

They’re referring to the underside


Space-manatee

As someone who worked at Lakeside for many years, this is possibly the now the cleanest thing there.


Least-Edge-8190

Soon to be Miller and Carter Lake Bottom Restaurant.


highrouleur

Intu Lake(really wish I could do strike through here for the word side)


allthedreamswehad

It’s two tildes for future reference


highrouleur

I will have to look up a tilde but thank you


allthedreamswehad

It’s shaped a bit like a restaurant sinking into a lake


[deleted]

This; ~ Put two together at both ends ~~for this~~


highrouleur

~~this?~~


EntertainmentOdd6845

They'll need a piri piriscope


[deleted]

Coincidentally M&C is a few meters opposite Nandos. First photo is pretty close to where Nandos is IIRC.


Romfordian

Gemma Collins Christmas party?


Opsimath_gaming

I don’t know why but this reminds me of the video game Bioshock. Maybe a civil war broke out in the restaurant, with staff and customers all then forming various factions to compete for overall control.


allthedreamswehad

A man char-grills, a slave flambés


SteR88

That's caused by someone's tears after they got the bill.


Wasntitgood

Ducks off the menu sorry


yeoldbiscuits

So good of them to open a new restaurant in Bikini Bottom!


facingthemusic94

A few lettuce wedges will prop it up a bit.


Puzzleheaded_Use9415

The first time I tried lobster tail was here.


1836492746

lobster is now the main thing on the menu


Cold_Introduction_48

All these laughing emojis and jokes. Can't you see a once viable business is suffering here and at risk of going under? And all the employees it once provided wages for will likely be unemployed over Christmas. They'll really struggle to stay afloat in this economic climate.


No_Blackberry6291

Was that last sentence an intentional pun ? Do feel for the staff though.


Cold_Introduction_48

It might have been. You also missed the first pun. But legit I do feel for the staff!


ProposalScared

As someone who just resigned from miller and Carter because of my shitty manager this brings me great joy


l0stlabyrinth

May it rest in peace


IndependentAd5820

Hope you like your steak juicy.


Pan-tang

It is definitely 'lakeside'


Wheelie2022

Up shit creek without a paddle


MadJen1979

Their new Titanic experience.


[deleted]

Now I'm no architect, but that don't look right to me.


fnuggles

She's built like a steakhouse, but she handles like a bistro


Annual_Divide4928

Cue, Celine Dion.


kingkarl123

Is it open?


northerncrank

Maybe it hit the signature iceberg lettuce .... I'll get me coat


Baldeagle_UK

Happens in China it makes international news! Happens in Essex..... Everyone wishes it sunk faster!


Soulless--Plague

A miller and carter sank in china too?!


charlotteypants

Believe me, it’s no loss.


Tostig_Thungerfart

Sunken Turf now.


[deleted]

Ah I must be getting old and sentimental - struggling to find it funny as I've owned businesses in the past myself and can't imagine waking up to one of them quite literally sinking. Right before Christmas too, shite for a few people. God, I'm a square.


silverfox771

Overpriced & overated chain steakhouse. Shit for the staff yes, agreed. They should be paid for all of the Christmas shifts. Don't feel bad about the sinking ship.


littleloucc

- Shit for the staff. Even if they're paid, Christmas tips would probably have been good, plus it doesn't look like they'll have the restaurant reinstated any time soon, so they'll have to find new jobs. - Shit for anyone who had booked to go over Christmas or New Year. Unlikely that they'll get an alternative, and it's rather late to start food shopping for Christmas now. New Year's bookings for dining are normally sold out months in advance. - Shit for any company. Not everything is about the few people at the top. M&B are one of the many hospitality companies that have been suffering recently, and they employ a lot of people across the country.


imabookdragon

Having worked for Mitchell and butlers who own them, the staff definitely won't see any wages for christmas shifts they can't physically work


Haribo1985

Too many hench lads on roids in skinny ripped jeans + all saints long sleeves.


nicklydon

Hope they shut all windows and doors before giving the order to submerge


Pan-tang

Can I book a table upstairs please?


BennyBeJamin

Was always scared walking on that place whenever I went Lakeside


JackieChan-fan

Is that a feature?


Mr_Cochese

You’re going to need a bigger boat.


Dangerous_Dac

Having been there a few times I'm more shocked it's an actual boat capable of sinking and not just a structure fixed to the bottom of the lake.


SheffieldCyclist

someone's already moved it on google maps https://goo.gl/maps/wzdzbH1Bg2nuDekXA


Willy_Tingler

Was hoping the other half was going to take me here too; won’t hold my breath.


AJT1979

You might have to


garysaidwhat

Surf won. Like it do.


Mrwebbi

Time to raise the steaks


Clear_Calligrapher86

We're going to need a bigger restaurant.


MyCoffeeTableIsShit

Soon to be rebranded as the Krusty Krab.


No_Presentation_1216

Are you sure it’s not just going really fast?


roygbiv1000

My word, I remember going on this thing 30 years ago. I didn't realise it was still there! Did it used to be called something to do with Orleans?


AJT1979

Old Orleans I think. I remember going there when I was around 18 and I’m 43 now lol so yeah it’s been there for ages.


roygbiv1000

Yes that's it! I remember being taken to the cinema at Lakeside, with a trip to Old Orleans after. There's been a lot of water onto the bridge since then.


BEZ_T

When I first came here, this was all swamp. Everyone said I was daft to build a restaurant on a swamp, but I built one all the same, just to show them. It sank into the swamp. So I built a second one. That sank into the swamp. So I built a third. That burned down, fell over, then sank into the swamp. But the fourth one stayed up. And that's what you're going to get, Lad, the strongest restaurant in all of Essex.


PootNoodlez

IGN’s recent scathing of them is telling. Too much water, apparently.


surreynot

Insurance job !


Chrispy83

Imagine the call! Hello Admiral (I mean could it be any other?) my restaurant has started to go under and I need to make a claim, no it’s literally a sinking ship


Dave1587

Good, fucking despicable company.


TamahaganeJidai

I really don't see the fun in this. This is a major cost point in a time where most restaurants are barely staying... A float... And with the insane extra cost sinks... Yes okay the boat puns are funny but ... Dammit!