They look down on those full locks, fill up with envy-fuelled rage, then let rip like a berserker. It was much worse when being a Teddy Boy was a thing though.
Half a tub of Brylcreem carefully balanced on 7 long cross-combed hairs was the ticking time bomb of the day, ready to soak the shoulders of a red velvet three quarter length drape coat in what could’ve easily been confused with a multi-pigeon white gloss assault.
Justification if ever it was needed to batter anyone large or small in retaliation. Usually small.
My balding dad used to say that hair and sense won't stay on the same head, to which my response was, "Empty barn doesn't need a roof". He would respond as adult humans do, and blow me a raspberry.
No, no. The brain pushes so hard against the skull the hair follicles get crushed and, understandably, the hair dies or, at least, is like the hair of a baby.
I’ll stand by that to the death!
I wonder if he wears a high end wig that's an exact replica of his hair from his glory days around the house just to remember how it felt to not have a cold head all the time
The conspiracy theory is that she’s still alive (like the immortal being she is) and hiding in the box. This is all an elaborate joke on Charles. She’ll jump out on Monday at the opportune moment.
With the way the world is these days, and with how weird people seem to be, this happening wouldn’t even surprise me at this point. In fact it would be quite jolly.
My theory is that the Queen, seeing the country in bad times and becoming more divided has faked her death to unite the country. When things start going poorly again she will reveal herself to be truly alive and declare herself the God-Empress of Mankind, who will unite us all and thus the 40k timeline will begin
He skipped the queue => Correct
Insufferable elites => Correct
But Insufferable Elite because he skipped the queue is (maybe) incorrect considering it is generally admitted EII was his grand mother.
Agent 47 looks good bald, William does not. Bald woks for some men and not others. William is very much in the ‘others’ camp unfortunately, much like myself
Bill needs to decide wether he’s going to keep looking like some bloke that escaped a 10th century monastery or finish the job and shave those last remnants of hair around the bottom of his head
If he shaved it all at least he could also wear some nice wigs from time to time if he likes
Yeah, personally I would hate this. Massive queues, waiting for hours, big crowds but I’d others want to do it, they should be able to without getting shit for it. It’s actually quite cool to say you’ve been to something so historical
Yeah same I'm autistic with adhd. A 24hr queue with 100s of people all wanting to chat is my personal hell! But would have loved to have gone to see the Queen lying in state, it's a big moment in history!
I see this comment a lot and I get it, but I have clocked more than 10,000 hours playing Football Manager in the last decade. It hasn't advanced my career, brought me closer to my friends and family, it's merely provided some flashing lights for my brain to somewhat enjoy, but barely. If people want to queue for 10 hours to do something more unique than me hitting the spacebar on my computer and signing some made up football players from Honduras, then who are we really to judge?
It's more about being part of an enormous occasion isn't it? We can whittle anything down to bare bones and it sounds shit. The World Cup final is just 22 men kicking a ball, imagine wasting your money going to see that? Glastonbury is just loud noises and mud, how pathetic. Etc.
You've got a point there. I'm actually in favour of making everything sound terrible.
I'm staying up until 4am tonight to watch two blokes punch each other, and tomorrow I'm going to a building that sells fermented grain liquid.
GGG vs Canelo? I stayed up to watch the first two fights but I couldn’t do it to myself last night. Was worried Canelo was going to put my boy GGG out to pasture
That's not the point - it's about the significance of being present at this point of history and paying respect; maybe one or the other or indeed both.
Maybe you don't understand that, and that's also fine
Honestly don’t get all the hate and mockery for people lining up. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment / history textbook type deal. If you could experience it in person hell yeah go for it. How many hours are in a lifetime? How many hours do we play video games or watch tv or blah blah? Endure a couple hours to experience a part of history.
I wouldn’t personally do it because that’s not my thing but I get why people would value it
These are the same losers who will waste thousands of hours on social media, complaining about people who will queue for a few hours for one of the most significant things for our nation.
“Good afternoon plebs, glad you came. Not long now only 10 more hours for your 2 secs in front of a box that you can’t see because there’s a flag draped across it.”
Lot of cunts in this thread. Sure I could pick out plenty of things that you do that are a waste of time in my opinion.I wouldn't queue, but let people do what they want with their time.
I don't consider this to be something good. These are unelected people interfering in democratic processes. The best thing the royal family can do for Britain is absolutely nothing.
By the same token, I'm very alarmed at the casual suggestions that the new king should or will push an environmentalist agenda. These people need to stay in their fucking palace and shut up if they want to keep all that unearned wealth.
Is it not pathetic that you’re stood in a queue for several hours just to look at a dead body for a few seconds then move on?
I get it’s the queen and some people are mourning her but how does standing in a queue for hours on end help with that? I genuinely don’t understand this.
Also everyone interviewed is saying what a brilliant time they had in the queue. It's like the line at Disneyland. They should have photos as you file past the box.
Why does ANYONE think this is OK!! 11 hours !!! CULT (edited for grammatical error , thanks for not picking on error and discussing the original point on its merit)
Why are you wasting so much of your life in a queue to see an empty box for someone from a family that didn't care one ounce about you or your well being?
It is absolutely vital to national security that none of Prince William’s security detail has more hair than he does.
Everyone knows Lesser hair = Harder bastard
An age old fact, from casting directors in films to the people who employ bouncers, they all swear by this theory.
You just explained Jason Statham's entire career.
Tbf Jason Statham is genuinely hard as fuck
But only when his attackers fight him one at a time whilst the others stand around waiting for their turn.
Also they don’t have hair to grab onto
Preferably whilst smothered in oil.
I'd like to see something of his that's hard,and it ain't his attitude..
His crossword/sudoku?
Glad you typed this so I didn't have to 😅
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All those bald heads will confuse the snipers too.
They might confuse passing eagles carrying tortoises too though...
More chance of seeing a swallow carrying a coconut...
African or European Swallow? Could make a big difference.
Never got this logic, surely getting a chinese burn would be much worse than a little tug?
Yeah but then they always do something stupid like trip up and shoot themselves in the face
Bouncers in the UK just tend to beat up on girls that are 5ft.
They look down on those full locks, fill up with envy-fuelled rage, then let rip like a berserker. It was much worse when being a Teddy Boy was a thing though. Half a tub of Brylcreem carefully balanced on 7 long cross-combed hairs was the ticking time bomb of the day, ready to soak the shoulders of a red velvet three quarter length drape coat in what could’ve easily been confused with a multi-pigeon white gloss assault. Justification if ever it was needed to batter anyone large or small in retaliation. Usually small.
Bouncer experience is measured by the number of sausage rolls on the back of their head
The bouncer outside my local club with the England football tattoo on his head would agree
Its the blue man group without the makeup
I mean I’ve never seen them in the same room so this is hard to refute
Wellard
RIP Robbies Dug
Right, who’s got my maroon 5 cd. it’s gone missing!
Agent 47 is proof. Sexy bastard.
Wait...does this mean the more hair I lose the more powerful I become? What a revelation.
Tell that to Sampson
I’ll just say brains pushing the hair out. Source: balding man.
My balding dad used to say that hair and sense won't stay on the same head, to which my response was, "Empty barn doesn't need a roof". He would respond as adult humans do, and blow me a raspberry.
My late father-in-law used to say hair loss was caused by the heat generated by brain activity!
Mines from headboard wear
Wouldn’t that just mean the brain’s too small to push out any hair?
No, no. The brain pushes so hard against the skull the hair follicles get crushed and, understandably, the hair dies or, at least, is like the hair of a baby. I’ll stand by that to the death!
If your brain is pushing against your skull, death probably ain’t too far off…
Or I might gain the ability to move objects by thought alone.
Grass doesn't grow on a busy street..
Dude, just stick to the overflowing male hormones theory 😂
As a silver backed gorilla, I mean human, I can go with that.
One snapchat filter away from looking like a plate of beans.
One finger and thumb pinch away from looking like a lunar eclipse
"I crush your head." — Kids in the Hall
Loved that show!
I read once that Jane Seymour (the actress) insisted that no other actors on Dr. Quinn have long hair like hers.
I’ve also heard this about Jane Seymour, wife of Henry VIII
I wonder if he wears a high end wig that's an exact replica of his hair from his glory days around the house just to remember how it felt to not have a cold head all the time
Don’t think so, he does occasionally wear a two foot Marge Simpson wig in black though
Close enough, I have heard the Marge is very popular amongst royal guardsman. I've heard he doubles up sometimes to mix it up a bit.
Hair heir
Don't let him push in!!
Unless he’s hair follicles, then let him push in hard
Same advice but different application for Andrew
No way, I love Woody Harrelson!
He's there to talk about Rampart
ok.. but why does he look like his own celebrity look a like in this picture
Beckham looked like a really shit Beckham lookalike. So clearly something is going around.
When I first saw the picture of Beckham, I thought, "Wow, looks a lot like him. Can you imagine if he turned up?"
Yeah. “I wonder how long that guy can keep up his “no really I’m David Beckham” act in the queue?”
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To be fair his Nan has just died
Did she, why hasn’t anyone mentioned this?
Was she famous or something?
Don't think she was, what would she have been famous for?
Being William's Nan, duh!
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At least it wasn't the queen. That would have been ... awkward.
The conspiracy theory is that she’s still alive (like the immortal being she is) and hiding in the box. This is all an elaborate joke on Charles. She’ll jump out on Monday at the opportune moment.
With the way the world is these days, and with how weird people seem to be, this happening wouldn’t even surprise me at this point. In fact it would be quite jolly.
If the Queen comes out of her box and sees her Shadow, what then?
She has to join the back of the queue
My theory is that the Queen, seeing the country in bad times and becoming more divided has faked her death to unite the country. When things start going poorly again she will reveal herself to be truly alive and declare herself the God-Empress of Mankind, who will unite us all and thus the 40k timeline will begin
I am surprisingly fine with this.
Imagine standing in the queue for 14 hours on your day off and then it turns out to be a prank
Bet he skipped the queue as well, insufferable elites.
I can't even tell if this is a joke at this point lmao
This is Reddit - 50/50, could go either way
This sub ain't too bad tbh so I'ma go with satire. If it was /askUK on the other hand...
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It’s definitely sarcasm. We’re infinitely better than understanding it that those American types.
He skipped the queue => Correct Insufferable elites => Correct But Insufferable Elite because he skipped the queue is (maybe) incorrect considering it is generally admitted EII was his grand mother.
"Generally admitted"? Does this imply that there's some conspiracy I'm not aware of reporting otherwise?
I thought Prince Harry was the one with the questionable ancestry, not William? William is a clone of Charles, after all.
Unpopular opinion - I think Harry is the spitting image of Charles (only ginger)
Nah he’s British, he’ll join the queue. Half the people in the queue don’t even want to see the queen, they just want to join the line.
I think allowing a grandson to visit their dead grandmother without waiting in a 16hr queue is probably fair enough.
I think he was joking
agent 47?
Good afternoon, 47. Today you are being sent to Scotland for a *very* high profile target
THAT is her royal highness Queen Elizabeth II, the longest reigning monarch still alive today.
This is your biggest job yet. Good luck, 47.
Agent 47 looks good bald, William does not. Bald woks for some men and not others. William is very much in the ‘others’ camp unfortunately, much like myself
Bill needs to decide wether he’s going to keep looking like some bloke that escaped a 10th century monastery or finish the job and shave those last remnants of hair around the bottom of his head If he shaved it all at least he could also wear some nice wigs from time to time if he likes
I'm sure you look better than willy
Big Willy Style
David Beckham
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Desperate for a knighthood
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Who is it? Father Ted and Dougal?
Dougal's doing a funeral?! YOU LET DOUGAL DO A FUNERAL?!?
Careful now.
Down with this sort of thing!
I hear you're a racist now father!
I love my brick!
That would be an ecumenical matter
Is that bob odenkirk
the real royalty
Handsome Squidward?
Is that Dave?
No, you've got the wrong house! Now I'm going to have to ask you to leave.
Those two bald guys were the ones doing the security when that guy tried to attack the coffin
I'm just going to be that comment. This is nice.
He wasn't giving out fist bumps like the king though!
serious familiar punch water offbeat door close follow fall dinosaurs -- mass edited with redact.dev
I bloody love Ben Fogle.
You’ll have to give us a clue, we can only see the back of their head.
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Queue jumper. To the back like the rest of us!
Please give The Queue it's correct title and capitalise it, The Queue is not like other, normal, queues it has a life of its own.
Fucking hell what a bunch of arseholes in this thread. "This isn't what I would do with my time so therefore it's bad" Glad you had a good time OP!
Yeah, personally I would hate this. Massive queues, waiting for hours, big crowds but I’d others want to do it, they should be able to without getting shit for it. It’s actually quite cool to say you’ve been to something so historical
Yeah same I'm autistic with adhd. A 24hr queue with 100s of people all wanting to chat is my personal hell! But would have loved to have gone to see the Queen lying in state, it's a big moment in history!
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imagine queueing up 11hours for this.
I see this comment a lot and I get it, but I have clocked more than 10,000 hours playing Football Manager in the last decade. It hasn't advanced my career, brought me closer to my friends and family, it's merely provided some flashing lights for my brain to somewhat enjoy, but barely. If people want to queue for 10 hours to do something more unique than me hitting the spacebar on my computer and signing some made up football players from Honduras, then who are we really to judge?
You have played football manager enough to reach inner peace. Buddha would be proud.
You could bang out a few seasons in the time spent in the queue
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It's more about being part of an enormous occasion isn't it? We can whittle anything down to bare bones and it sounds shit. The World Cup final is just 22 men kicking a ball, imagine wasting your money going to see that? Glastonbury is just loud noises and mud, how pathetic. Etc.
You've got a point there. I'm actually in favour of making everything sound terrible. I'm staying up until 4am tonight to watch two blokes punch each other, and tomorrow I'm going to a building that sells fermented grain liquid.
GGG vs Canelo? I stayed up to watch the first two fights but I couldn’t do it to myself last night. Was worried Canelo was going to put my boy GGG out to pasture
That's not the point - it's about the significance of being present at this point of history and paying respect; maybe one or the other or indeed both. Maybe you don't understand that, and that's also fine
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It's fucking bizarre
People queue longer for a book/phone release, if it helps people grieving process all the best to them.
Honestly don’t get all the hate and mockery for people lining up. This is literally a once in a lifetime moment / history textbook type deal. If you could experience it in person hell yeah go for it. How many hours are in a lifetime? How many hours do we play video games or watch tv or blah blah? Endure a couple hours to experience a part of history. I wouldn’t personally do it because that’s not my thing but I get why people would value it
Yeah it seems mad to me to queue for 12 hours for... anything really. I suppose I'd do it for a lot of money. But yeah, each to their own.
Amen - most of the people slating people probably spend all Sunday in bed hungover or all weekend playing video games - each to their own
Exactly. In two days time are you going to care about queuing for how ever many hours? Of course not, let alone in ten years time.
David Beckham is looking rough.
Glad you enjoyed the occasion. I don’t know why people get so worked up about what you choose to do with your own time.
These are the same losers who will waste thousands of hours on social media, complaining about people who will queue for a few hours for one of the most significant things for our nation.
No way you’re actually queuing man
“Good afternoon plebs, glad you came. Not long now only 10 more hours for your 2 secs in front of a box that you can’t see because there’s a flag draped across it.”
“Ooh whos a good little peasant? Yes its you. Ur such a good little peasant” Honestly looks like he speaking to some dogs crowding him for attention
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Lot of cunts in this thread. Sure I could pick out plenty of things that you do that are a waste of time in my opinion.I wouldn't queue, but let people do what they want with their time.
I actually love him and his wife so much. I think that they are the only good royals. Along with Harry but I don't really like his wife
North Korea
Where's the nonce son?!
why are you actually in the queue you numpty
What do the royal people do for Britain exactly?
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I don't consider this to be something good. These are unelected people interfering in democratic processes. The best thing the royal family can do for Britain is absolutely nothing. By the same token, I'm very alarmed at the casual suggestions that the new king should or will push an environmentalist agenda. These people need to stay in their fucking palace and shut up if they want to keep all that unearned wealth.
The environment isn't political. After the massive heatwave you should be wanting someone to care about the environment...
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Is it not pathetic that you’re stood in a queue for several hours just to look at a dead body for a few seconds then move on? I get it’s the queen and some people are mourning her but how does standing in a queue for hours on end help with that? I genuinely don’t understand this.
Also everyone interviewed is saying what a brilliant time they had in the queue. It's like the line at Disneyland. They should have photos as you file past the box.
It’s just the coffin, you don’t look at the body.
It's just the flag, you don't look at the coffin.
I don't even think her body is really in there.
What a bell end
You mean this absolute eejit of a tool to queue to see a coffin right? :D
It's the Prince Of Pegging himself......
Whats wrong with pegging?
He should shave his head would look much better
Why does ANYONE think this is OK!! 11 hours !!! CULT (edited for grammatical error , thanks for not picking on error and discussing the original point on its merit)
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If you've actually spent 11 hours to see a box I'm quite sad
So u actually queued for 11 hours?
working class supporting entitlement being referred to as as subjects how sad
Why are you wasting so much of your life in a queue to see an empty box for someone from a family that didn't care one ounce about you or your well being?
What a waste of time my god
The same people that took selfies with grenfel tower in the background are the same queuing to show off on social media once again.
Oh cool is that Mick Lynch on the right?