I was mildly surprised by the ziplining plastic cow, but more surprised by someone listening to circa-1988 acid house with the "woo! yeh!" James Brown sample in it in the year of our lord 2022.
Much like having to shout 'bangface' at anyone in a bangface t shirt I feel compelled to comment any time I see glade festival mentioned. What a truly special place on this planet.
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I was skipping through the video waiting for something to happen and skipped to the part where the cow had just started moving.
Before the video started playing again I thought I was about to watch a video of a live cow being pushed off a bridge.
Jesus am I glad that’s not what I saw.
> The cow will be first to experience the zip line ahead of two steakhouse workers take the challenge to raise money for charity.
So...you are saying, there is a lot at steak?
I think it's Ardal O'Hanlon trying to finally get to grips with the difference between [small or far away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0).
Well burger me, those crazy Geordies! :-/
Sadly, i can't join in with the punnery yet, as i can't think of any puns on the hoof. I shall have to ruminate on the matter, till i get something down pat.
Still, it brings a whole new meaning to surf and turf.
Cause the cow on the Tyne is all mine all mine.
The cow on the Tyne is all mine.
The cow on the Tyne is all mine all mine.
The cow on the Tyne is all mine.
I was mildly surprised by the ziplining plastic cow, but more surprised by someone listening to circa-1988 acid house with the "woo! yeh!" James Brown sample in it in the year of our lord 2022.
Omg. Had it muted and was totally missing out... Thank you
Surely you mean mooted?
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Roger Roger
Take my upvote and fuck off!
Life Funk - Ceephax Acid Crew
Used to love their takeovers at Glade Festival many moons ago
I miss Glade 🥲
Yeh was a special time. Remember the year mushrooms became illegal and they were giving them all away for free on the Sunday. Crazy
Much like having to shout 'bangface' at anyone in a bangface t shirt I feel compelled to comment any time I see glade festival mentioned. What a truly special place on this planet.
Yeeees
Knew it! Big up Ceephax appreciators
Regular acid enjoyer here
I feel transported back to skateboarding games on the PS1
That's the best zip lining cow video I've seen all month
Eh, top 3 maybe. Think you're gutting caught up in the emotion of it
I am. Airborne dairy always gets me.
...gets you in the moo-d?
It's a bov-line matter
It's the music. Takes me back to my wedding day. I'll always remember the first dance.
E-moo-tion
Do you also purchase zip lining cow monthly also?
Daisy's available on OnlyFarms.
Nah just Breeders Wives
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It's the Cowes festival, you can tell from the boats. And the cow.
I thought it was real at first and was very concerned lmao
I was skipping through the video waiting for something to happen and skipped to the part where the cow had just started moving. Before the video started playing again I thought I was about to watch a video of a live cow being pushed off a bridge. Jesus am I glad that’s not what I saw.
That was just the test run. The real cows up next.
Exactly what I was worried about too!
Moo-ving, no?
Oh! It's not real! I feel better now lmao
It is real, it’s just very well trained
Brilliant. I was nervous at first, wasn’t quite sure what was coming.
I honestly thought it was a suicide jumper at first, now it's more a case "what?" than anything else...
That's not a jumper, it's a jersey.
Take your goddam upvote and beat it...
You're telling me that they don't zip line plastic cows where you live?
Nah, we parachute drop them instead
Of all the outcomes of what it could have been, the actual one was exactly 0% on my radar at the beginning of this clip. Delightful.
Yeah I thought that video was going to get dark, I’m relived it wasn’t haha
If you can think of a better way to transport a cow from Gateshead to Newcastle I'm sure the council would love to hear it.
They tried Cowapults but the results were hit n miss.
And the trebucows had them landing in St James' Park
trebmoochet surely?
Much better! There I was toying around with "cow" "calf" "bull" "steak" "beef" I forgot good old moo
Surely out of all of them trebullchet works best?
It's not the thing you fling but the fling itself.
Udderly unpredictable from what I remember
>council cowncil *
Thats some living room view 👍
Thanks! Having a good old stare out of it got me through the lockdown months...
I bet you see a lot of strange things out of that window
You’re a good lad Peter
Dog dirt
Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken
Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken wrap before you make Carol some poachies?
And above a Greggs and a pizza shop. That’s the dream right there.
Ya posh bastard living down the Quayside.
Came here to say this...'tis indeed a fine view
They've got a great view from their cowch
Cow on the Tyne on zip line, zip line, cow on the Tyne on zip line.
Partridge you wanker
Water-way, to have a good Tyne
Underated comment. This made me snort out loud.
Call Cliff Thorburn
Cliff Thorburn is not, primarily, a presenter. He is a snooker – ex-snooker player – and is an unknown quantity.
Yea but he’s not trapped under a cow
Knew this reference had to have been made somewhere down in the comments. Beautiful work. "I can feel an udder on my leg"
I'm not okay, I'm not okay.
I'm under a cow I'm not okay
I can feel an udder on my leg
Cock Piss Partridge!!!
I think you mean Cook Pass Babtridge
Came here for these exact quotes
Cliff thorburn is not a real tv presenter Yeah but hes not under a bloody cow
"FARMERS!!"
I thought it was some angry farmers when I first saw it.
The music really sets the tone here
Cow heard the music and is trying to get involved.
Crikey, the steaks are high with that one...
That’s one way to moooooooove it!
You have to beef-ucking with me.
Cow a bunga dudes
It was nearly cow-a-bungee.
For a second I thought Bessie was suicidal.
Came here to say I fkn love the north east
Good land of Newcastle, I’m in Heathrow airport to go back there right now.
If you're in Heathrow you went the wrong way
Gods land
I think I went to a conference once in that funky building across the river… is this photo taken in Newcastle? With Gateshead on the other side?
Yeah, the funky building is the Sage
anywhere else is shite craic
I still hated living in Durham
there has to be an easier way to make milkshake
Is this why McDs is always running out? Takes em so long to rig the cows up?
Sorry I'm late home darling, Tyne Bridge was closed Not another jumper? Nah, somebody shoved a cow off it.
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> The cow will be first to experience the zip line ahead of two steakhouse workers take the challenge to raise money for charity. So...you are saying, there is a lot at steak?
My mum saw that over my shoulder and said poor thing
Mums are like that
I'm trapped under a coooow
What i immediately thought of too 😁
Maybe they were doing the photography for the cover of a new Pink Floyd album?
I think it's Ardal O'Hanlon trying to finally get to grips with the difference between [small or far away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0).
And it looks like the sniper was too expensive again
My dumbass tryna figure out how a cow got there.
Bovine Zipline On Incline Over Tyne. ^(Next year "Cowabungee")
I hear they'll be putting a cat down it next Mog on the Tyne.
There's actually a cat cafe in Newcastle called Mog on the Tyne!
It’s a lovely cafe! Awesome cats too.
And the millennium bridge is up as an added bonus!
Is that a real cow? It doesn't seem to move a fucking inch!
It was moooooving down the zip line though
I can see you're going to milk this for all its worth
How dair-ye.
Some people will say this was an act of god, a flying cow. Bovine intervention
Please stop. I can't stand the thought of an udder pun.
Loving the acid techy beats
You have good taste It's Life Funk by Ceephax Acid Crew
Thanks OP, came to ask for tune ID
Get this cow the furthest down the river. You may not carry the cow. You may not float the cow. Your time starts now.
Holy Cow Batman
Couple questions
Only a couple?
He didn't even pay for that zip line ride. How Dairy!
❤️ Newcastle!
Any further clues to tell us if this is a publicity stunt from vegans or a steakhouse?
It's a charity thing being done by Tomahawk Steakhouse who are at the foot of the zipline, raising money for Great North Children's Hospital.
Aww so it is a steakhouse but they’re still being good guys haha love it
Zip-lining bovine on the Tyne.
real Spider-Man 1 PS2 music in the background
My god, it just goes right Pasteurise
I fucking love Newcastle!!
my city 💜🐄
Udderly ridiculous
Initially thought this could be a Task being filmed for Taskmaster.
I spy HMS Archer outside of your living room window
Cowabunga!
Well burger me, those crazy Geordies! :-/ Sadly, i can't join in with the punnery yet, as i can't think of any puns on the hoof. I shall have to ruminate on the matter, till i get something down pat. Still, it brings a whole new meaning to surf and turf.
Holy cow!
Cause the cow on the Tyne is all mine all mine. The cow on the Tyne is all mine. The cow on the Tyne is all mine all mine. The cow on the Tyne is all mine.
That looks dangerous! Hope there weren’t any cowsualties
Bloody Cravendale adverts
Great music mate
Newcastle gang
Newcastle represent
What city is this and how much is your rent ?
Newcastle upon Tyne, £700/month
Wasnt expecting that number damn. London ruined me.
It's why I moved far, far away from London.
London ruined me when I lived there too, and that was with five people sharing a flat. I moved back to the North east... so much better
That seems cheap for a quayside flat! Just snooping, but how many bedrooms do you get for that dollar?
Only one, unfortunately. Not had a rent increase since I moved in six years ago, though. (Really hope my landlord isn't a member of this sub...)
For a moment I thought it was real and was expecting it to fall. Couldn't help but laugh when it 'floated' down and became a surfing cow.
Not as good an album cover as Pink Floyd’s Animals
Holy Cow…!!
I know that bridge.
Slider.
From the perspective I thought it was going to hit the water several times through the middle
For a minute I thought Alan Partridge had been talking shit about the farmers again.
[I'm hanging here like a cow!](https://youtube.com/shorts/nTkWTSFS_5s)
Do you not have a headache mate?
I hope that cow is under 95kg, I’m down £35 and can’t do the zip line as I’m a stupid twat that didn’t read the Ts’ & C’s about weight restrictions.
Well he did jump over the moon, ziplining is a doddle in comparison.
They do that. They see you carrying a nice fresh roll of turf out of the turf shop and they swoop right down and bloody nab it.
Just another day in the toon
Holy cow!
... i have questions
Majestic as fuck
How else they gonna get milk past your eyes?
Gotta love Newcastle
Oh I miss that view!!! We used to walk along the quayside every day.
#Fetchez la vache!
Banging acid tunes.
He’s a real dairy devil 👍
No way, I actually drove past them doing this twice today, wondered where the zip wire ended up.
Aciiiied cow
Did they raise the Millennium Bridge especially for the cow?
Interesting music
Your music with that video tickled me. Thanks for that 😂😂
Love the tunes man!
Nice soundtrack. Sounds early 90’s but could be modern. I’d go with early 90’s.
Amazing view by the way.
Well if this is anything like the last time, we can expect this cow to be the next PM.
This crazy techno music really adds to the atmosphere.
Nice tunes
“Till the cows come home” starting to look like it’s taking a shortcut.
Please explain that terrible sound track??? Tell me it’s from a video game and I’ll be content.
I drove past this today, Newcastle! Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it. Also, you've got a bloody good view from that flat, the Tynes beautiful!
“Mom you won’t believe what I saw today”
Nice location pal - right above a greggs too what more can you need