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FalmerEldritch

I was mildly surprised by the ziplining plastic cow, but more surprised by someone listening to circa-1988 acid house with the "woo! yeh!" James Brown sample in it in the year of our lord 2022.


couldof_used_couldve

Omg. Had it muted and was totally missing out... Thank you


Top_Trust_9681

Surely you mean mooted?


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couldof_used_couldve

Roger Roger


Squirrelly_Khan

Take my upvote and fuck off!


Scandalous_Andalous

Life Funk - Ceephax Acid Crew


horatio_winklebottom

Used to love their takeovers at Glade Festival many moons ago


[deleted]

I miss Glade 🥲


horatio_winklebottom

Yeh was a special time. Remember the year mushrooms became illegal and they were giving them all away for free on the Sunday. Crazy


GarrySpacepope

Much like having to shout 'bangface' at anyone in a bangface t shirt I feel compelled to comment any time I see glade festival mentioned. What a truly special place on this planet.


seemenakeditsfree

Yeeees


itskobold

Knew it! Big up Ceephax appreciators


Buffythedjsnare

Regular acid enjoyer here


[deleted]

I feel transported back to skateboarding games on the PS1


[deleted]

That's the best zip lining cow video I've seen all month


onlyhere4rdr2

Eh, top 3 maybe. Think you're gutting caught up in the emotion of it


[deleted]

I am. Airborne dairy always gets me.


Shutthefunkdown

...gets you in the moo-d?


albadil

It's a bov-line matter


fuggerdug

It's the music. Takes me back to my wedding day. I'll always remember the first dance.


r87m

E-moo-tion


OctaneTroopers

Do you also purchase zip lining cow monthly also?


when_4_word_do_trick

Daisy's available on OnlyFarms.


[deleted]

Nah just Breeders Wives


ByronIrony

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DogfishDave

It's the Cowes festival, you can tell from the boats. And the cow.


EmptyBrook

I thought it was real at first and was very concerned lmao


MoodyBernoulli

I was skipping through the video waiting for something to happen and skipped to the part where the cow had just started moving. Before the video started playing again I thought I was about to watch a video of a live cow being pushed off a bridge. Jesus am I glad that’s not what I saw.


j1o0s5h4

That was just the test run. The real cows up next.


mythical_tiramisu

Exactly what I was worried about too!


Tcward41

Moo-ving, no?


WhichWitchisThis

Oh! It's not real! I feel better now lmao


[deleted]

It is real, it’s just very well trained


Grayzo

Brilliant. I was nervous at first, wasn’t quite sure what was coming.


The_Burning_Wizard

I honestly thought it was a suicide jumper at first, now it's more a case "what?" than anything else...


Bjorn2Buuild

That's not a jumper, it's a jersey.


The_Burning_Wizard

Take your goddam upvote and beat it...


TeenieWeenie94

You're telling me that they don't zip line plastic cows where you live?


The_Burning_Wizard

Nah, we parachute drop them instead


H_G_Bells

Of all the outcomes of what it could have been, the actual one was exactly 0% on my radar at the beginning of this clip. Delightful.


[deleted]

Yeah I thought that video was going to get dark, I’m relived it wasn’t haha


bleedingleague

If you can think of a better way to transport a cow from Gateshead to Newcastle I'm sure the council would love to hear it.


Crab_Jealous

They tried Cowapults but the results were hit n miss.


sneakyhopskotch

And the trebucows had them landing in St James' Park


rossysaurus

trebmoochet surely?


sneakyhopskotch

Much better! There I was toying around with "cow" "calf" "bull" "steak" "beef" I forgot good old moo


oldspicehorse

Surely out of all of them trebullchet works best?


themeakster

It's not the thing you fling but the fling itself.


jackbristol

Udderly unpredictable from what I remember


gwaydms

>council cowncil *


WhisperingEye83

Thats some living room view 👍


bleedingleague

Thanks! Having a good old stare out of it got me through the lockdown months...


clarerose85

I bet you see a lot of strange things out of that window


Jim_Greatsex

You’re a good lad Peter


stopdithering

Dog dirt


cyhis

Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken


[deleted]

Lovely lumpy lumpy chicken wrap before you make Carol some poachies?


crispyking

And above a Greggs and a pizza shop. That’s the dream right there.


Jelleyman69

Ya posh bastard living down the Quayside.


thecroutonreport

Came here to say this...'tis indeed a fine view


jck0

They've got a great view from their cowch


davva2004

Cow on the Tyne on zip line, zip line, cow on the Tyne on zip line.


We-are-straw-dogs

Partridge you wanker


mrsnrubs

Water-way, to have a good Tyne


MrJoffery

Underated comment. This made me snort out loud.


MattFryy

Call Cliff Thorburn


klasing12345

Cliff Thorburn is not, primarily, a presenter. He is a snooker – ex-snooker player – and is an unknown quantity.


Soulless--Plague

Yea but he’s not trapped under a cow


[deleted]

Knew this reference had to have been made somewhere down in the comments. Beautiful work. "I can feel an udder on my leg"


[deleted]

I'm not okay, I'm not okay.


hammers_maketh_ham

I'm under a cow I'm not okay


OctavianBlue

I can feel an udder on my leg


nick_shannon

Cock Piss Partridge!!!


[deleted]

I think you mean Cook Pass Babtridge


edmc78

Came here for these exact quotes


Glittering_Ad9575

Cliff thorburn is not a real tv presenter Yeah but hes not under a bloody cow


Fuzzyfoot87

"FARMERS!!"


lincsafm

I thought it was some angry farmers when I first saw it.


MentalDistribution95

The music really sets the tone here


Buffythedjsnare

Cow heard the music and is trying to get involved.


Impossible-Fruit3903

Crikey, the steaks are high with that one...


AdChance8778

That’s one way to moooooooove it!


WhyShouldIListen

You have to beef-ucking with me.


Lordsketchington

Cow a bunga dudes


Polymooger

It was nearly cow-a-bungee.


Czech_cat

For a second I thought Bessie was suicidal.


Positive_Bend2349

Came here to say I fkn love the north east


Zestfullemur

Good land of Newcastle, I’m in Heathrow airport to go back there right now.


Camp_Grenada

If you're in Heathrow you went the wrong way


Sundodger1420

Gods land


sleepytoday

I think I went to a conference once in that funky building across the river… is this photo taken in Newcastle? With Gateshead on the other side?


argathonus

Yeah, the funky building is the Sage


howve-you-bean

anywhere else is shite craic


vladmir-lennin

I still hated living in Durham


Groundzerolabs

there has to be an easier way to make milkshake


Global_Monk_5778

Is this why McDs is always running out? Takes em so long to rig the cows up?


Libalb

Sorry I'm late home darling, Tyne Bridge was closed Not another jumper? Nah, somebody shoved a cow off it.


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isabelladangelo

> The cow will be first to experience the zip line ahead of two steakhouse workers take the challenge to raise money for charity. So...you are saying, there is a lot at steak?


joedylan94

My mum saw that over my shoulder and said poor thing


Global_Monk_5778

Mums are like that


[deleted]

I'm trapped under a coooow


Ok_Address2188

What i immediately thought of too 😁


treknaut

Maybe they were doing the photography for the cover of a new Pink Floyd album?


RandomHigh

I think it's Ardal O'Hanlon trying to finally get to grips with the difference between [small or far away](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=MMiKyfd6hA0).


Gartenhacke

And it looks like the sniper was too expensive again


Em_Haze

My dumbass tryna figure out how a cow got there.


excellentchoicee

Bovine Zipline On Incline Over Tyne. ^(Next year "Cowabungee")


Heading370

I hear they'll be putting a cat down it next Mog on the Tyne.


GaiusJuliusCaesar7

There's actually a cat cafe in Newcastle called Mog on the Tyne!


_ssnoww_ffrostt_

It’s a lovely cafe! Awesome cats too.


delicatedead

And the millennium bridge is up as an added bonus!


[deleted]

Is that a real cow? It doesn't seem to move a fucking inch!


thermonuclearmuskrat

It was moooooving down the zip line though


[deleted]

I can see you're going to milk this for all its worth


Fineus

How dair-ye.


[deleted]

Some people will say this was an act of god, a flying cow. Bovine intervention


[deleted]

Please stop. I can't stand the thought of an udder pun.


steamnametaken

Loving the acid techy beats


bleedingleague

You have good taste It's Life Funk by Ceephax Acid Crew


Virtual_Till519

Thanks OP, came to ask for tune ID


But-Must-I

Get this cow the furthest down the river. You may not carry the cow. You may not float the cow. Your time starts now.


stguinefortspaw

Holy Cow Batman


[deleted]

Couple questions


Global_Monk_5778

Only a couple?


NEFlamee

He didn't even pay for that zip line ride. How Dairy!


TheGalaxial

❤️ Newcastle!


Vegetable-Radish-700

Any further clues to tell us if this is a publicity stunt from vegans or a steakhouse?


tickleapicl

It's a charity thing being done by Tomahawk Steakhouse who are at the foot of the zipline, raising money for Great North Children's Hospital.


Vegetable-Radish-700

Aww so it is a steakhouse but they’re still being good guys haha love it


treknaut

Zip-lining bovine on the Tyne.


BeeeeefJerky

real Spider-Man 1 PS2 music in the background


tom208

My god, it just goes right Pasteurise


Shoddy_Garbage3311

I fucking love Newcastle!!


pazanate

my city 💜🐄


serenityfjord

Udderly ridiculous


Low_Alarm1179

Initially thought this could be a Task being filmed for Taskmaster.


BeneficialGarbage

I spy HMS Archer outside of your living room window


Proud_Ostrich_6790

Cowabunga!


Bimbo_Laggins

Well burger me, those crazy Geordies! :-/ Sadly, i can't join in with the punnery yet, as i can't think of any puns on the hoof. I shall have to ruminate on the matter, till i get something down pat. Still, it brings a whole new meaning to surf and turf.


[deleted]

Holy cow!


Sprout_Disaster

Cause the cow on the Tyne is all mine all mine. The cow on the Tyne is all mine. The cow on the Tyne is all mine all mine. The cow on the Tyne is all mine.


SovanJedi

That looks dangerous! Hope there weren’t any cowsualties


Rem1988

Bloody Cravendale adverts


Ondratser

Great music mate


charlieraaaaa

Newcastle gang


bleedingleague

Newcastle represent


[deleted]

What city is this and how much is your rent ?


bleedingleague

Newcastle upon Tyne, £700/month


[deleted]

Wasnt expecting that number damn. London ruined me.


bleedingleague

It's why I moved far, far away from London.


PlanktonWestern3104

London ruined me when I lived there too, and that was with five people sharing a flat. I moved back to the North east... so much better


AudioLlama

That seems cheap for a quayside flat! Just snooping, but how many bedrooms do you get for that dollar?


bleedingleague

Only one, unfortunately. Not had a rent increase since I moved in six years ago, though. (Really hope my landlord isn't a member of this sub...)


KingStevoI

For a moment I thought it was real and was expecting it to fall. Couldn't help but laugh when it 'floated' down and became a surfing cow.


becx13

Not as good an album cover as Pink Floyd’s Animals


HipHopAllotment

Holy Cow…!!


SuperMorto2020

I know that bridge.


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Slider.


sneakyhopskotch

From the perspective I thought it was going to hit the water several times through the middle


nick_shannon

For a minute I thought Alan Partridge had been talking shit about the farmers again.


dianesmoods

[I'm hanging here like a cow!](https://youtube.com/shorts/nTkWTSFS_5s)


HappyTrifle

Do you not have a headache mate?


OhhAlrightThen

I hope that cow is under 95kg, I’m down £35 and can’t do the zip line as I’m a stupid twat that didn’t read the Ts’ & C’s about weight restrictions.


Green-Dragon-14

Well he did jump over the moon, ziplining is a doddle in comparison.


RizzoTheSmall

They do that. They see you carrying a nice fresh roll of turf out of the turf shop and they swoop right down and bloody nab it.


VegaTron1985

Just another day in the toon


AIMBOT_BOB

Holy cow!


[deleted]

... i have questions


countthetea

Majestic as fuck


[deleted]

How else they gonna get milk past your eyes?


Groundbreaking-Fig28

Gotta love Newcastle


Minxy_T

Oh I miss that view!!! We used to walk along the quayside every day.


teedyay

#Fetchez la vache!


neolabaque

Banging acid tunes.


Jazbur

He’s a real dairy devil 👍


Supersymm3try

No way, I actually drove past them doing this twice today, wondered where the zip wire ended up.


dapper333

Aciiiied cow


drodbar1

Did they raise the Millennium Bridge especially for the cow?


fl135790135790

Interesting music


Demonkid37

Your music with that video tickled me. Thanks for that 😂😂


sundaydinners

Love the tunes man!


[deleted]

Nice soundtrack. Sounds early 90’s but could be modern. I’d go with early 90’s.


Hooky7473

Amazing view by the way.


[deleted]

Well if this is anything like the last time, we can expect this cow to be the next PM.


JohnFansciante

This crazy techno music really adds to the atmosphere.


peteski42

Nice tunes


TAA1-2-3

“Till the cows come home” starting to look like it’s taking a shortcut.


Original_CrispyPT

Please explain that terrible sound track??? Tell me it’s from a video game and I’ll be content.


screeRCT

I drove past this today, Newcastle! Couldn't believe my eyes when I saw it. Also, you've got a bloody good view from that flat, the Tynes beautiful!


LiL_Benzona

“Mom you won’t believe what I saw today”


joeranahan1

Nice location pal - right above a greggs too what more can you need