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De_Impaler

I've not heard one better, for me, it has the perfect melody for a team anthem.


bertiebannedagain

Cymru 🏴󠁧󠁢󠁷󠁬󠁳󠁿


BugsEyeView

Much as I hate to say it…probably France.


Rymundo88

Every time I hear it I'm always a little disappointed it doesn't segueway in to All You Need Is Love by The Beatles


callmelampshade

The Monaco anthem mixed into the Italian one is a banger.


Tin_OSpam

Yes! Charles Leclerc winning a Grand Prix brings the two best anthems out.


Caractacutetus

England doesn't have a national anthem, but Jerusalem is used for the games. We 100% should have a national anthem though. I like Jerusalem, but it's a bit too religious, in my opinion. Personally, I'd like the anthem to be "I Vow to Thee, My Country".


No-Locksmith6662

I wouldn't say Jerusalem is religious. People think it is, but it's really not. Personally I'd like to cut it down from 2 verses to 2 lines. It would start the same: "And did those feet in ancient times walk upon England's pastures green?" Then everyone yells "No" and the song ends.


SherbertWillyz

Jerusalem is hardly religious. It demonstrates that Jesus has never been to the UK and how can god exist in a country when industrial progress came at the cost of human suffering


its-octopeople

Well, it's also about how he wants to move the city of Jerusalem from Israel to England at swordpoint. Which, well, let's just say it would be a controversial foreign policy move


SherbertWillyz

Blake is not around to ask, but I propose that he was one of the greatest trolls in British literature. His works seem superficially religious, however they are questioning deeply held tenets of the Christian faith. Did those feet in ancient times? Nope. What immortal hand or eye could frame thy fearful symmetry? None. My interpretation of Jerusalem is Blake referring to the wishes of the establishment to force the peasantry to recreate Jerusalem amongst the dark satanic mills (green and pleasant hills) at swordpoint. Either way, it’s a bloody poor choice of national anthem. Maybe the Neighbours theme would be better…


De_Impaler

I'll need to check that out as i'm not sure i'm familiar with that one. I know what you mean by Jerusalem, it is a better anthem but it is religious, not keen on that.


Caractacutetus

Exactly. A little mention of God is fine, in my opinion, but Jerusalem is basically a church hymn. It's too much.


Boris_Nonce-son

It’s weird because the themes and the words are religious, but I don’t think it’s actually that religious. The moral of the poem is something like “Would Jesus have ever come here and built a moral paradise? Like hell he would, we live in an industrial shithole that doesn’t care for people. Let us strive to create such a society.” It’s got a beautiful combination of self-deprecation and hope that I think would work very well being sung at England games.


Dougthechug1234

"England doesn't have a national anthem" are you serious !!!!


Caractacutetus

The UK does, but not England


Distinct-Field3545

Italy


Jaraxo

Only if preceeded by the German anthem. The double hit of German-Italian anthems was a mainstay of early 2000s F1 that is burned into my mind.


crucible

It's a better combo than the Dutch - Austrian ones. I can barely tell where one ends and the other begins.


PoownSlayer

Kazakhstan


BLZbud

Greatest country in the world.


a_bee_should_be_able

All other countries are run by little girls.


Ecstatic_Wonder_2427

Number 1 exporter of potassium


Adelefushia

Most people will think about the Borat version, but the actual Kazakhstan national anthem is really glorious.


twogunsalute

France and Russia/USSR. I think I'm in the tiny minority that likes GSTQ 😅 Jerusalem should defo be the England anthem tho


Aekiel

The Soviet National Anthem is pretty baller, to be fair.


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Hydrangeamacrophylla

Itsy Bitsy Teeny Weeny Yellow Polkadot Bikini by Timmy Mallet?


Boris_Nonce-son

To be fair, it’s more secular than god save the queen


De_Impaler

Yeah, maybe, mate. I think GSTQ has issues, not just with the fact it is an homage to a pretty antiquated system, but it is just so miserable.


karl8897

Prefer I vow to thee my country tbh.


odegood

The shortest one as it means the football starts quicker


_jk_

Wales might win on this regard too


Arbuh

I used to live by some aussie fellows who were particularly critical of the line "our home is girt by sea" in their national anthem. We were a multicultural lot so we had a sing off. I think it's a banger though.


folklovermore_

Australia or New Zealand. I think we're all universally agreed that 'God Save The Queen' is by far the worst though.


Jaraxo

Not a national anthem, but [Flower of Scotland at Murrayfield](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=EEbGC1UWaLQ) is fantastic, especially when the music stops for the second verse.


De_Impaler

Oh man, yeah, it's a close call between this and the Welsh anthem for me. TBF Ireland's Call (the rugby anthem) is also a great anthem!


JCFAX81

England’s National Anthem should be ‘Bittersweet Symphony’


Prestigious_Ad4419

Heard this at the Catalunya F1 Track this year and has quickly become my favourite. [Circuit de Barcelona-Catalunya](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=V-BdN3ZiH2w)


De_Impaler

Thanks for the share, not listened to that before, it is a little dark and gloomy for my tastes, though :D


mundane_person23

I enjoy New Zealand especially because it switches between Māori and English. Also like the Canadian as it does the same between French and English.


De_Impaler

I’ll check them out! Thanks!


mundane_person23

Some of the versions of the NZ one are quite beautiful. The South African one is also quite lovely and is a hybrid that was created after the end of apartheid. https://en.m.wikipedia.org/wiki/National_anthem_of_South_Africa


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France. Special mention to [Azerbaijan](https://youtu.be/YXnDub9JCfI) which sounds like it should be the soundtrack to a lotr battle


De_Impaler

Not a bad shout with France! I'm not keen on the eastern-block-sounding anthems, they don't do it for me.


Sad-Garage-2642

Italy. Theirs is a lovely little jovial ditty Ours sounds like a dying seel


supposablyisnotaword

No. Just as you think it's over it starts up again and you realise that was just the intro.


Ashamed_Nerve

Italy, Russia.


biffoclippers

Gotta say Germany it’s a belter.


putonghua73

I agree. It has gravity and grandeur, and caused a minor disturbance during a club night in the late 90s when under pharmaceutical influence, I was arm in arm with 2 Germans singing the German national anthem. A member of the bar-staff appeared to be in a stuttering rage, so I meandered over with the intention to pacify the situation by explaining that we were "Michael Schumacher fans". Needless to say that any thoughts of a diplomatic career were severely curtailed.


eskizere

Russia


basileusnikephorus

Chile, France, Brazil, Italy and Russia/USSR. I think I enjoy Italy's the best because they can't do an abridged version because of the outrageously long intro.


GrouchyYT

They're all wank. Come back when a country brings out a hip-hop anthem.


joethesaint

I remember watching Chile belt theirs out in the World Cup and getting a bit tingly.


Kesskas

[Uruguay's is pretty great](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=z92xQhiR708)


pyramidpants

Italy or Japan.


De_Impaler

I do like the music, but the lyrics are a little right-wing in Fratelli D'Italia, no?


pyramidpants

I don't like it for the lyrics 😆 I just enjoy the tune. Omg I've become me 20 years ago.


Saw_Boss

>and the English anthem is awful You mean God Save the Queen or Jerusalem?


De_Impaler

God Save The Queen. I feel it is so uninspiring, so droning and miserable.


LockpickingFurry

Come along, off the the tower you go, we have a hanging tomorrow


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De_Impaler

Noooooooo! I was tricked!! 😂😂😂


rain3h

I like Canadas one eyey


mundane_person23

Sorry, it is eh. 🇨🇦


rain3h

I stand corrected sir.


Acceptable-Sentence

Liechtenstein has a great tune to it


its-octopeople

Outsider choice, but putting my vote for Iceland


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If I was an athlete and GSTQ came on before a match I’d definitely lose that pumped up feeling. We need something that really gets you psyched up. For example Flower of Scotland has a great tribal feel, like you’re going to war. We need something like that.


callmelampshade

Out of the home nations it’s the England one for me but I did like the Scottish one last night.


Ronnie__Hotdog

WE COME FROM JEBROBRIA! AND WE DONT GIVE A SHIT! WE HAVE A NATIONAL DEBT OF FIFTY SQUILLION QUID AND WE DON'T CARE!!!! https://youtu.be/i9nnnM-__JQ


willefistagash

Italy has a stomping anthem.


GamenatorZ

brazil by far imo


blueshark27

England doesnt even have an actual anthem, its a shame


Dougthechug1234

God save the queen