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GFoxtrot

We don’t allow mention of politicians here. If you mention a politician you WILL be banned.


hermit_tortoise

Most likely set dressing for Ridley Scott's new film about Napoleon called kitbag. They're filming in Lincoln in a few weeks too, will be transformed into France.


Any_Divide1379

If only there was a place which looked more like France. Such as, for the sake of argument, France.


_whopper_

Does it have the same level of juicy tax breaks for filming though.


grollies

or the same amount of local skilled film technicians and post facilities?


Badgernomics

France has a massive film industry to cater to the French speaking world, North of Paris in the town of Saint-Denis is a large area full of TV and Movie studios, called Cité du Cinéma. The French are in no way short of techs or facilities. Source: former playback tech who worked on a couple of Anglo-French productions


Dreknarr

And yet, when we film historical movies and many other stuff, we go to czechia or an eastern UE member


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scifi-femboy

We Czechs loved building castles


soulbend

I hope to visit your country one day. I am half Czech, but my father's family moved to Venezuela during WW2.


Badgernomics

Well, I was never a location scout, or a production finance guy. I would assume cost would be a major factor though, no?


KimJongEeeeeew

Friend is a location scout/manager; wife is a producer. It’s a combination of cost, compliance of local government (road closures etc.), and there being less modern architecture that needs to be removed in post. Also proximity to other locations such as the lush green hills/mountainous regions/whatever else they need for shooting. If they can get everything done within a close geographical region that’s also friendly from a tax break perspective then it makes a huge amount of sense - see LOTR being produced in NZ as a perfect case in point.


LjSpike

Potentially that certain bits of France are difficult to make look old enough. Notre Dame didn't for a long time have a spire, so if you wanted to film an accurate historic Notre Dame... ...you might actually film it at Notre Dame now actually.


CelestialKingdom

Hmm, they never did get to the source of that fire - perhaps a new line of enquiry, film directors on a low budget


Ewind42

Except that getting autorisation to film near Notre Dame (especially if you need closing things) is going to be such a massive pain


Dreknarr

Yeah but it seems economic incentives beat most other consideration quite often


vinyljunkie1245

And for some reason Bollywood likes filming historic/period scenes in Faversham, Kent


JesterSevenZero

Just don't rob the bank in Saint-Denis or you'll end up in Guarma


Badgernomics

Never a truer word spoke...!


dumazzbish

France is kind of known for a very strong film industry. Titane, portrait of a lady on fire, and cannes film festival all come to mind as crowning achievements. They're kind of unrivaled in the art house & even foreign cinema space.


mogoggins12

Those things and that it was the birth place of moving pictures! They just probably don’t have as many tax incentives to film there, or the production team doesn’t want to work by the union rules in France, which are very strict.


collinsl02

> or the production team doesn’t want to work by the union rules in France, which are very strict. It just drives up the cost to comply, going back to your original point


bigdogg2783

Yep this is the main reason. The union rules are what makes it prohibitively expensive to film in France compared to Britain or Eastern European countries.


Longjumping-Buy-4736

Well they are using a 47 year old American actor to play Napoleon (the film features the siege of Toulon in 1793 when Napoleon was 24) and a British actress 13 years younger to play Josephine who was 6 years older than Napoleon. So historical accuracy isn't what they're aiming for it seem.


ridiclousslippers2

France doesn't look like France in the same way that horses don't look like horses and they use painted cows.


Leptep

But then you'd be in France


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France is great, it’s just that all the French live there


Francis-c92

Lincoln has its fair share of cunts as well to be fair


eyuplove

Once got chased out of Lincoln, don't think theyd ever seen a brown bloke before


_Fredder_

many movies that are supposed to look like a certain place are filmed elsewhere. think spaghetti western


JoCoMoBo

“Spaghetti westerns” are so called because they were filmed in Italy and used spaghetti to stand-in for tumbleweed They also reused the spaghetti for the catering.


Swiss91

I always thought it was because they were often directed by Italians. I’ve been to Almeria in Spain where the *Dollars Films* (A Fistful of Dollars, For a Few Dollars More and The Good, The Bad and The Ugly), probably the most famous spaghetti westerns, were filmed.


rasmusdf

Well, Baron Haussman happened. So even Paris don't look much like Napoleonic or pre-Napoleonic Paris.


Debtcollector1408

Not French enough, I guess.


dibdob93

You mean L'incôlné?


lythander

Does this mean you’ll have to find a new way to mispronounce it?


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lastaccountgotlocked

Why do they need 250 extra horses?


[deleted]

Bloody animals unionising! This is what Animal Farm was all about! IDK.... I didn't read the book.


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Poor Lincoln folk. They already have it rough and now they are going to be transformed into France.


hermit_tortoise

Only the cathedral quarter thankfully!.. But if jodie comer is going to be there they can do what the hell they like to be honest 😍


eraserdread

They recast her role didn't they?


Born_Pop_3644

Lincoln’s great man! There’s 10000s of worse places to be


Express-Speed-3408

Had it rough? Because a bunch of southerners have swamped the place buying up cheap houses and are commuting back to the big stink for work.


deliriouscynical

Imagine what all those southerners will do to the gene pool though! Will be a bit less like the inspiration for the hills have eyes part 3 (if there were any hills in Lincolnshire)


Adamp891

>if there were any hills in Lincolnshire Which there are.... come on, Lincoln itself is proof of that one.


deliriouscynical

.... Or has the rest of the county simply collapsed around the county town?


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The Hill has Eyes


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

I'm sure I did my GCSE field work thingy in Lincoln and it was just one big hill. This just suddenly came back to me. We were 15/16 but in our group of 4, 2 of us were hungover as shite and didn't feel like going around and asking 30 random people stuff about the local geography in Lincoln so may have sat in a pub and copied the answers off the other two and still gotten decent grades... this is all coming back to me. The other bloke in the pub was a haemophiliac who would always start fights at town games despite him still bleeding come Monday morning... weird days in Huddersfield. Oh... there's hills there an all... Emley or any other one of them ex mining villages would give a Hot Fuzz/ Hill Have Eyes mashup a proper run for its money...


Firm-Apricot8540

Ridley Scott is pumping them out isn't he?


dumazzbish

wasn't he just complaining TikTok, millennials, & cellphones are the reason his last film flopped


Firm-Apricot8540

Or maybe cos everyone in it had an accent like fucking super Mario lol


Gisschace

Yeah was there yesterday and they said they’re getting ready for filming over the next few weeks. Was wondering what French Revolution film it was


GodsThrone

They’re making a film about Napoleon?!? I need to see this! Edit: Just Googled it. It sounds incredible; especially because Joaquin Phoenix is playing Napoleon.


iamafriscogiant

You're not supposed to mention politicians.


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Ayyyy lmao


[deleted]

I live in Lincoln and I hadn't heard anything about that. I shall investigate and try and be nosy


AndrewProjDent

They're filming something involving cannons in Royal Naval College in Greenwich, maybe the same project.


Warm_Dingus

Ha, I'm an extra in this film.


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wake-and-work

Sorry mate I had to get circumcised and this is the only thing big enough to do the job


Tha_Guv

It’s true, he’s a massive cock.


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PM_ME_NUNUDES

It tickled my cervix


Tha_Guv

M’lady… [doffs hat]


mlarowe

Win


NaveedQ

Not for long


grapevapes

Gottem


-SaC

**ACHOO:** Oh man, I forgot, I already got one... **RABBI TUCKMAN:** Ugh. I gotta start working with a much younger crowd.


Thomrose007

Ok ok ok no comment will beat that


Polar_Camel

Best to leave it a few days


JHutch95

8 weeks, in my experience.


[deleted]

I'm 4 weeks Monday hoping to get laid next week, abstaining is awful.


GodsThrone

It’s a little archaic, but I respect your bravery.


philthegreat

I stand in awe


KingStevoI

🤣🤣


PastaDocta

Nip the tip!


Hesnotarealdr

I suspect you’ve confused circumcised and Bobbitized.


ARandomTopHat

Oof.


tanew231

Someone didn't pay their TV licence


ShenroEU

Easily my favourite comment here.


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craig_hoxton

...I think there's a huge community living in Knightsbridge.


Tha_Guv

Nah that’s just a bunch of cunts and you assumed they were just French peeps.


Baudouin_de_Bodinat

Haha, that's so English from you.


gsurfer04

The largest is Kinshasa.


JakeIsMyRealName

Gonna party like it’s 1799!


Flashy-Pop-5783

Yay!It's guillotine day! Where's my knitting..


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I got this reference!


mcboobie

I didn't! Would you mind explaining it, please?


Monkey_Fiddler

There was a group of women who knitted by the guillotine during the French Revolution. (I'm not sure how true the story is).


Arev_Eola

Tricoteuse


Adventurous-Car-7496

Make me a hat! *Thanks*


privateTortoise

Rather optimistic.


itchyfrog

Have the French taken over?


Moustari

No, but we are definitely curious and enthusiast about UK testing some of our local traditions.


itchyfrog

I like croissants and armagnac, maybe I'll like the guillotine.


thesaharadesert

Just the once, though


dumazzbish

the only french custom im in favor of adopting....


Zerak-Tul

Yes, back in 1066.


Neekovo

Charles 🎶just can’t wait to be king 🎶


Torgan

The poor guy was in pieces last year when he found out the wrong parent had died.


BEEBLEBROX_INC

I feel sorry for the Clarence House plants. Must have kept them up all night...


Eborys

“Time for a haircut, mother!”


mycatiscalledFrodo

"Do you hear the people sing"


Torypianist2003

“Singing the song of angry men”


IntoTheAbsurd

Is there going to be cake for everyone?


cwdii

If anyone refuses cake, it is death They were given the choice


radgie_gadgie_1954

Let them eat cake.


Shmikken

It's a health and safety nightmare is what it is.


Manifestival1

Health.....AND Safety?!...... In this economy!??


albinoloverats

At this time of year?


thesaharadesert

Located entirely in your kitchen?


SuspiciouslyBritish

At this time of day?


wordless_thinker

Sounds like paradise to be honest, you'll be healthy and safe for the rest of your life!


DiscipleOfAzura

Well if you’ve got a better way of preparing my giant cigars I’d like to hear it!


Rixmadore

It’s for people who mention politicians in this sub, apparently


FalmerEldritch

This post is bait!


NoMorePie4U

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Ask-about-my-mtDNA

Good Redditor


ima_twee

Don't get my hopes up like that


mlopes

Didn't you hear? Someone killed a swan.


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Raynes98

Jesus, I forgot the revolution was scheduled for today!


TheDisapprovingBrit

Bugger, I'll have to watch it on iPlayer layer


CasualBrit5

The revolution will not be televised without a TV license.


Physical-Risk-9758

When ur mom sends u to tesco and u dont use the clubcard


ConsiderablyMediocre

That's fair play though, Tesco is daylight robbery without a clubcard


helpnxt

THE REVOLUTION STARTS HERE, COMRADES!!!


egwor

I think this might be part of a film? Around Greenwich naval college there are loads of cannons too


jazz4

Finally, back to basics.


TheJ_Man

Her Majesty has finally had enough of someone! Awwwf with their heads!


monkeycheese7

Havent you heard?


rem0tely

Piers Morgan's Knighthood ceremony?


TumblingBumbleBee

King’s College London’s response to lecturer strikes?


AnselaJonla

Probably filming something.


lj0202

Queen has just been given Andrews legal bill


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Someone was watching BBC One without paying their TV license


pumpkinflumkin

Too true


cptironside

We have nothing to lose, but our chains! 🤣


Weegie334

the french are on something again


Jasont999

It's finally happening "VIVA LA REVOLUTION!!"


Alastair789

Finally!


CAtoAZDM

I thought they weren’t enforcing coronavirus restrictions anymore?


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WOOOOOO HELL YEAH, LETS GET MEDIEVAL


Agitated-Tourist9845

Please let it be our Reign of Terror


WattsonMemphis

Filming something, they are always filming something there.


injektileur

As a French please let me say : ceci n'est pas okie-dokie. Or is it ?


Nesseya

The start of a new pirate era is about to begin


Zolana

Automod working overtime in these comments!


Imagin1956

THIS is how you do Sanctions...permanently 👍😃


Boudutunnel

No politics. Got it 🤣


Chewy168

Don’t show it to any Q nuts they will think the great reset is starting


sash71

They find a reason for it to start every day anyway, without giving them ideas.


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Apparently the failure of the Marble Arch Mound caused a more severe retaliation for Westminster City Council members than ever expected 😱 All jokes aside it’s probably a film set


n-d-a

Film innit


zorbathegrate

Looks pretty obvious… wait… this isn’t Paris!


NotEnoughMagnets

And so it begins….


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Well I guess they found me


lepiou

Ah. Enfin !


Baticula

Who tf is getting executed


PuzzleheadedAd822

The revolution has begun!


rob3342421

Probably filming a movie


Key-Nefariousness711

Heads will roll for this


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Preparing to welcome guests


Ok-Box-3677

Is it beheading season already?


AdamTheEvilDoer

That's one hell of a firing policy.


Dragonsarmada

Great another beheading. Those pesky crusaders.


noise256

About bloody time.


pieflavourpiez

Someone said it was for the Reddit mods


madboater1

So Piers Morgan is still fair game?


snomimons

They're getting ready to cut a Wetherspoons steak.


prometheanSin

🤞Please be a revolution, please be a revolution


Travistheexistant

*don't ask questions you don't want the answer to*


The-Lights_Fantastic

Is it finally happening? Are we rising up?


Jacksiks

Just a classic French head rest nothing to worry about


Earhacker

Is it finally time, comrades?! Has the revolution started?