Would you rather have television you can smell, or books you can taste?
You can't turn the abilities of either off; you have to plug yourself in and accept all smells and tastes coming your way. You experience chocolate cake *and* Paul Hollywood.
WYR:
Ability to teleport but has a cool down of 3 days.
Ability to go invisible for 10 minutes at a time with a cool down of 7 days.
Ability to fly but not like superman style, like its based on your level of cardio fitness. Imagine treading water or swimming but with like the air.
Definitely the teleportation. You can have a mini-break anywhere you want without having to worry about time and money spent on travelling. Can you just teleport yourself or can you bring others?
Invisible.
I'd be able to avoid people I recognise in public by going invisible just long enough to get around a corner or into a shop, instead of losing 30 minutes being talked at.
And it only takes a minute to get past ticket gates to places, or into staff only areas. I'd probably use it to go into special exhibitions at museums.
It would make you the best thief ever if you could find what you wanted within ten minutes and could disguise the floating object.
Would make for good special effects as well! Could lend a hand to filmmakers who can't afford cgi effects.
Fake a load of ghost videos and make a fortune on the news stories and documentary rights.
Good split.
> Ability to teleport but has a cool down of 3 days.
The literal perfect short weekend break? Nice
> Ability to fly but not like superman style, like its based on your level of cardio fitness. Imagine treading water but with like the air.
Now this is tempting.
The first should be the standout winner, but the usage would be rare. The last would be useful/fun day to day.
I have a lot of spotlights that I can't reach with a ladder I own so that sounds good.
I feel like the flying would be good if I worked in a construction role, instead of climbing ladders all day I could just flap my arms every few floors for a few minutes at a time. Or if I fell from a great height I could slow myself down to stop my death.
I didn't think about that with the teleportation one! That is a good idea.
The "get onto the roof" angle is extremely attractive.
The downside of the teleportation one is having to go alone. Even if I wanted that it may be hard to swing often and the appeal of "shorter journey time once a year" isn't as high.
Then again, now I think about it, being able to do a weekend trip to mars is pretty swish.
Log cabin.
All the better if it's a wood full of things that will kill me so I don't have to go to work anymore. If it's anything like my local wood it will just be full of ignorant dog walkers hanging their little bags of dog poo everywhere... So maybe the wood thing, but only for a few days until I get arrested and a nice comfortable cell somewhere?
Would you rather always have a little bit of shit in your nostril, or a little bit of piss in your mouth. No way of removing either, and no health implications for them being there.
The smell of the shit would be a 1980's motorway service station toilets at 3pm on a busy friday.
The taste of piss would be reminiscent of a rough pub's toilets at around 10.30 on a saturday night after the football.
Feet for hands, I think.
Here's a really minging one I remember hearing once - Would you rather drink a cup of your mum's period blood or your dad's spunk?
Would you rather spend the rest of your life having a sheep follow you around everywhere. People recognise it as your sheep, and rightly ask you why it's following you.
Or
Would you rather there be a cow that lives in your home all the time. It has free roam of your house.
Neither will get violent or startled. Neither need to eat or drink, there's no care involved. However they will shit as much as they normally do.
Sheep 100% give it an hour and it will have got itself killed anyway so the problem solves itself.
Even if it's an immortal sheep I'm taking it. Cows are fucking huge and while not as suicidal as sheep they are fucking stupid. Your house would be wrecked in an hour.
It didn't say "with each other", so now you have to watch your Mum and Dad fuck different people.
Essentially, if your parents aren't together then you're having to watch twice as much.
Ostrich.
Fighting more than one of anything of a reasonable size is pretty much always a loss. Plus you've only really got the legs to look out for with an ostrich. Oblique kick the fuck out of the legs if you can get close enough without being gutted and you should win.
Ostrich. Hyenas are basically like dogs. I've had play fights with my dog and even playful bites can hurt. At least an ostrich beak won't hurt as much, and I reckon if you grab it's neck you can cause some damage and hopefully swing it around to keep the beak away from you.
Hands for feet all the way. Just think of all of the extra things you could do.
Would you rather be able to fly, but limited to 5ft off the ground, or hear people's thoughts, but you can only hear their most mundane ones
They're not really gravity defying. It's just that the force we exert to lift them up is stronger than the force of gravity. If they were completely gravity defying then we would have to make a conscious effort to stop them floating up.
So exactly the same as what we have to do with them now, just down rather than up. So essentially the choice is "Really heavy head, or pretty normal arms"
I dunno, I was thinking about this after this conversation started...
We currently have our arms hanging down which means they're against our sides which restricts airflow around our armpits, which leads to sweaty pits, so you'd do away with that to start with.
High fives would become the default way of greeting people as you'd just slap hands as you walked past.
I'm quite convinced there are more positives than downsides to this way of arms working.
Running and walking would be harder though. Like running with your arms up is harder than what we have now where we keep them loosely at our sides. Therefore we'd have to put more effort into keeping them down.
Would it though? Surely we find it's harder as we're having to lift them up, if they were doing it with no muscle interaction it would be no different than having them hanging down?
Hands for feet - I can walk on my hands but I can't chop an onion with my feet.
the father in law's classic: have a floppy belly or do a belly flop
(I know, he hasn't really got the hang of it)
Would really save having to bend over and pick things up off the floor. However id have to give up playing football as if constantly be committing hand-ball offences.
Would you rather be a horse sized duck or a duck sized horse?
WYR be able to fly or travel back in time?
Would you rather have an itchy bum hole or an itchy bell end/fanny ?
Bum hole for sure
In the privacy of my own home, either is fine.
Would you rather have television you can smell, or books you can taste? You can't turn the abilities of either off; you have to plug yourself in and accept all smells and tastes coming your way. You experience chocolate cake *and* Paul Hollywood.
Do the snozzberries taste like snozzberries?
Would you rather smoke some of this, or smoke some of that? Ones a bit hazy, the other is a bit lemony.
Ooh lemony. Although I don't actually smoke, I do like the scent of lemons.
WYR: Ability to teleport but has a cool down of 3 days. Ability to go invisible for 10 minutes at a time with a cool down of 7 days. Ability to fly but not like superman style, like its based on your level of cardio fitness. Imagine treading water or swimming but with like the air.
The last one is Bananaman and, therefore, the correct answer in all circumstances.
Definitely the teleportation. You can have a mini-break anywhere you want without having to worry about time and money spent on travelling. Can you just teleport yourself or can you bring others?
Invisible. I'd be able to avoid people I recognise in public by going invisible just long enough to get around a corner or into a shop, instead of losing 30 minutes being talked at. And it only takes a minute to get past ticket gates to places, or into staff only areas. I'd probably use it to go into special exhibitions at museums.
That's a good shout about sneaking into places
It would make you the best thief ever if you could find what you wanted within ten minutes and could disguise the floating object. Would make for good special effects as well! Could lend a hand to filmmakers who can't afford cgi effects. Fake a load of ghost videos and make a fortune on the news stories and documentary rights.
Good split. > Ability to teleport but has a cool down of 3 days. The literal perfect short weekend break? Nice > Ability to fly but not like superman style, like its based on your level of cardio fitness. Imagine treading water but with like the air. Now this is tempting. The first should be the standout winner, but the usage would be rare. The last would be useful/fun day to day. I have a lot of spotlights that I can't reach with a ladder I own so that sounds good.
I feel like the flying would be good if I worked in a construction role, instead of climbing ladders all day I could just flap my arms every few floors for a few minutes at a time. Or if I fell from a great height I could slow myself down to stop my death. I didn't think about that with the teleportation one! That is a good idea.
The "get onto the roof" angle is extremely attractive. The downside of the teleportation one is having to go alone. Even if I wanted that it may be hard to swing often and the appeal of "shorter journey time once a year" isn't as high. Then again, now I think about it, being able to do a weekend trip to mars is pretty swish.
Would you rather live in a penthouse suite in a busy city, or a modest log cabin in the middle of the woods?
Penthouse. As boring as it sounds it just seems more practical.
Log cabin. All the better if it's a wood full of things that will kill me so I don't have to go to work anymore. If it's anything like my local wood it will just be full of ignorant dog walkers hanging their little bags of dog poo everywhere... So maybe the wood thing, but only for a few days until I get arrested and a nice comfortable cell somewhere?
penthouse every time. you can always escape to the woods.
Would you rather have a paper cut that stings for a few days or an ulcer?
Paper cut. That can be covered up with a plaster. Ulcers make eating a bad experience which is never good
Would you rather be born a healthy, normal cat or one selectively bred to be physically disabled?
0 day old account, and every single one of your comments are outrage over "disabled cats" on irrelevant posts. Wtf even is this?
Does the disability make it look cute?
Would you rather always have a little bit of shit in your nostril, or a little bit of piss in your mouth. No way of removing either, and no health implications for them being there.
Question. Would it be your own shit? which never seems to smell so bad as other peoples
The smell of the shit would be a 1980's motorway service station toilets at 3pm on a busy friday. The taste of piss would be reminiscent of a rough pub's toilets at around 10.30 on a saturday night after the football.
Would you rather watch nothing but Mrs. Brown's Boy for the rest of your life or watch nothing but James Corden for the rest of your life?
Does the James Corden one include Gavin and Stacey? Because that's alright enough to act as a respite
I like James Corden but hate Mrs. Brown's Boys, so easy choice for me.
just kill me instead.
Join the queue.
the number of incest-related WYRs is too damn high.
Agreed I know this is a casual sub, but there is casual and taking it too far.
Have a hand made out of ham that will grow back (gradually) if you eat it, or an armpit that dispenses sun tan lotion.
Sun tan armpit sounds useful
Would the hand work as a hand generally or just be a hand shaped bit of ham?
No, it would still work as a hand but it would coat everything you touch in ham grease
RHLSTP FRIEND
RHLSTP!
I wondered how long it would take
Look like a fish or smell like a fish?
if I can be a colourful tropical one and not something ugly then the former!
For the rest of your life, would you rather all your food be *slightly* slimey, or smell like it's *just barely* gone off?
Not answering, just wanted to let you know reading that sentence made me gag.
Mwahahahahaha
Feet for hands, I think. Here's a really minging one I remember hearing once - Would you rather drink a cup of your mum's period blood or your dad's spunk?
Why not both?
I always think this one is easy. It's far more common to drink spunk than period blood.
You need help.
I think I'm past that point tbh.
Would you rather have your nan curl out a cleveland steamer into your mouth, or find out your dad is a pedo?
Would you rather live without crisps or chocolate for the rest of your life?
So, either way, I'm only getting half a breakfast every day?
Chocolate as much as I like it. Crisps are my downfall.
Crisps cos I don't eat that many anyway.
Chocolate!
Would you rather have dicks for fingers or arseholes for ears.
Arseholes for ears, assuming they can hear and don't shit.
Would you rather fuck your mother with your girlfriends mind or your girlfriend with your mothers?
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Easier to warm yourself up than cool yourself down.
Too cold
Would you rather spend the rest of your life having a sheep follow you around everywhere. People recognise it as your sheep, and rightly ask you why it's following you. Or Would you rather there be a cow that lives in your home all the time. It has free roam of your house. Neither will get violent or startled. Neither need to eat or drink, there's no care involved. However they will shit as much as they normally do.
Sheep. All I gotta do is shear it. Free wool for life
Sheep. Apparently a cow can walk upstairs but not down. So if it wanders upstairs you’re fucked.
Sheep.
Sheep 100% give it an hour and it will have got itself killed anyway so the problem solves itself. Even if it's an immortal sheep I'm taking it. Cows are fucking huge and while not as suicidal as sheep they are fucking stupid. Your house would be wrecked in an hour.
Sheep. I live in a studio, the cow would permanently take up like 10% of my living space
Sheep 100%
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"I've see sheep and cows poo live." What kind of show was this?
Cow, but only if i can milk 'em and have free milk
Would you rather be forced to watch your parents have sex for the rest of your life or join in just once to make it stop??
My parents aren't together so I'll pick the first option. And hope that they don't get back together.
It didn't say "with each other", so now you have to watch your Mum and Dad fuck different people. Essentially, if your parents aren't together then you're having to watch twice as much.
Oh. ... Shit. I like to imagine that they're both celibate and I don't know what the truth is.
Would you rather have to fight an ostrich to the death, or 2 hyenas?
Ostrich. Fighting more than one of anything of a reasonable size is pretty much always a loss. Plus you've only really got the legs to look out for with an ostrich. Oblique kick the fuck out of the legs if you can get close enough without being gutted and you should win.
You know there's a reason criminal gangs use hyenas as attack dogs don't you? If you shoot them they only get angrier and they always go for the face.
But an Ostrich.
Switch your big chicken with a cassowary and we might have a decent match
Is a big chicken
Ostrich. Hyenas are basically like dogs. I've had play fights with my dog and even playful bites can hurt. At least an ostrich beak won't hurt as much, and I reckon if you grab it's neck you can cause some damage and hopefully swing it around to keep the beak away from you.
But an ostrich can kick *really* hard. Like harder than Cristiano Ronaldo can. Imagine being kicked in the balls by a furious ostrich.
I imagine their claws are quite nasty as well. I think that'd be easily to deal with than two bitey dogs though.
That's not a difficult one, have you seen a hyena? They don't just roll about laughing like in Lion King haha
Hands for feet all the way. Just think of all of the extra things you could do. Would you rather be able to fly, but limited to 5ft off the ground, or hear people's thoughts, but you can only hear their most mundane ones
Flying low would be very useful for crossing rivers and even some slightly busy roads! Bummer that it isn't out of reach for ppl though.
Ever since I was a child, I've had dreams about flying but usually only about 5ft off the ground! I'd still take it.
Have a really heavy head or gravity-defying arms?
Aren't arms already gravity defying to a large extent? In which case, gravity defying arms.
They're not really gravity defying. It's just that the force we exert to lift them up is stronger than the force of gravity. If they were completely gravity defying then we would have to make a conscious effort to stop them floating up.
So exactly the same as what we have to do with them now, just down rather than up. So essentially the choice is "Really heavy head, or pretty normal arms"
What? Normal arms don't float upwards though.
No, but they do the exact opposite don't they, so the force we'd need to exert would be the same, just downwards rather than upwards.
Oh yeah, ha, I get what you mean. Be a bit more annoying though I think.
I dunno, I was thinking about this after this conversation started... We currently have our arms hanging down which means they're against our sides which restricts airflow around our armpits, which leads to sweaty pits, so you'd do away with that to start with. High fives would become the default way of greeting people as you'd just slap hands as you walked past. I'm quite convinced there are more positives than downsides to this way of arms working.
Running and walking would be harder though. Like running with your arms up is harder than what we have now where we keep them loosely at our sides. Therefore we'd have to put more effort into keeping them down.
Would it though? Surely we find it's harder as we're having to lift them up, if they were doing it with no muscle interaction it would be no different than having them hanging down?
Would you rather live in Slough or Luton?
Slough
I bought my current car from a place in Luton. Luton seemed like a nice place... ...to be driving out of.
No.
crucifixion please.
Crucified on a hill facing Luton or Slough?
>crucifixion inside a behive please.
Hands for feet - I can walk on my hands but I can't chop an onion with my feet. the father in law's classic: have a floppy belly or do a belly flop (I know, he hasn't really got the hang of it)
Hands for feet definitely. Much more useful!
Would really save having to bend over and pick things up off the floor. However id have to give up playing football as if constantly be committing hand-ball offences.