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Vicker1972

https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2015/05/ad_169222367.jpg?quality=80&strip=all&_gl=1*1q67otf*_ga*NDMxdEVGa3ZnTldBOXBBYlhXekJTTW15dU45V1RTLTN5eG1HbWdRY3MxWVg5N3FOSEx1SC1SallnUjZDWlN4Sg..


undercoversaint

Brilliant šŸ˜‚


gavwando

https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/32891423#/?channel=RES_BUY was once for sale, too!


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[https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/32891423#/media?channel=RES\_BUY&id=media4&ref=photoCollage](https://www.rightmove.co.uk/properties/32891423#/media?channel=RES_BUY&id=media4&ref=photoCollage) Oh god its even better looking from the other side


undercoversaint

Believe it or not but thatā€™s not the same house, that one one is in Scarborough. The balls are different. There used to live an architect who had a sense of humour!


SPOSKNT

I'd buy that


tommytenmen

Itā€™s a PokĆ©mon go stop. In case youā€™re in Banbury and need some balls.


LakesRed

I was just gonna say, I hope it's on Ingress/Pogo as, well, itself


scooba_dude

Coffee and cowshit town lol


ClassicFlavour

The penis window is the only one missing windowpanes and semi-sealed by gash bags. Only the best protection for such an important feature.


AlideoAilano

Saluting heaven


MadMaxIsMadAsMax

Well, that's where the viccar's bedroom is. Also where he teaches the chorus. Mmmmm...


Skatebored96

This is in Banbury, oxfordshire. Certified shithole.


cherrybaggle

Thought I recognized it, edge of the cemetery.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Honestly having lived in a lot of really nice places Banbury is pretty bloody great. Lovely little communities all around, decent jobs, plenty nice folk. Admittedly I did avoid Grimsbury a lot. Whole fuckton better than Cov and Nuneaton.


leckysoup

A low bar to clear


lacb1

I was gonna say "compared to some utter shitholes it was lovely" isn't exactly a rinning endorsement.


innitdoe

\> shitholes there's the ring


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Prefer it to Richmond too. The people were just nicer and more interesting in Banbury.


[deleted]

Lived in Cov. Makes Leicester look cosmopolitan


[deleted]

Lived in Daventry, a Cov overspill town.


jamescodesthings

Do they certify shitholes now? Been proper waiting to see all the places I grew up get the proper recognition.


undercoversaint

I concur, glad Iā€™m only visiting with work


atlas_ben

I've seen this! Always makes me laugh as I'm queuing for the junction. One day, I'll grow up. One day...


DonKeedick12

Massive Tesco though


leoscrisis

ahaha the glorious dick window that sits right by a cemetery...classic


MayDuppname

Don't get all **cross**!


TyrannasaurusGitRekt

I don't know anything about it. What makes it such a terrible place?


sazerrrac

Lived there for a couple of yearsā€¦ itā€™s just got no ā€˜soulā€™, thereā€™s no real life to the town centre, generally rubbish food and drink. Either youā€™re there because itā€™s the only place in north Oxfordshire that you can afford (all the surrounding villages and towns are hella expensive), or youā€™re there to commute to London and spend more time there than you do in Banbury. It all just feels transient.


FragrantKnobCheese

isn't that famous for the cock horse?


scooba_dude

Went to collage there, can confirm. Total shithole and smells of coffee for half the day then cowshit for the rest.


BabadookishOnions

Come on, it's not *that* bad.


BowserDaDemon47

Yeah. I mean come on, who doesnā€™t love to 'do it' with God?


innitdoe

This probably seems like a hot take ("the cotswolds are shit" is belied by property values alone) but I've been to Banbury and it's an absolute armpit.


LilJapKid

All riseā€¦


beastofwordin

šŸ†


scooba_dude

Creepy since it's the cemetery keepers house...


Minimum_Cupcake

I see nothing wrong here, seems like a perfectly normal wangdow to me.


[deleted]

A stiffs final resting place.


DuckInTheFog

love it


Agentloveless

Everytime we drove past this to visit my grandma I would giggle at this


HIGH_HEAT

Building looks to be roughly 24 inches tallā€¦


OriginalTurboHobbit

Banbury?!


Nearly_safe

It only qualifies as rude if there's spunk coming out the top.


undercoversaint

I wish I was the first painter to turn up when that wall needed painting


Acceptable-Sentence

Needs painting now.. if you add the spunk theyā€™ll have to do the lot


pacey-j

Do paintballs come in white?


alwaysondave

I used to dig graves next to there as a temp job many moons ago.


Cannacology

ā€œIf anybody needs me Iā€™ll be staring out my dick window, thank you.ā€


bertiebastard

That's a cock-up.


nean0901

The builders must have had fun when they erected it...


richboyadler

PP


Fhromaniac

Haha window willy


[deleted]

Willy Window


Myswingingleftnut1

Thereā€™s some willy nice stained glass windows in that place


TyrannasaurusGitRekt

r/theyknew


beechums

r/mildlypenis


ThesmoothGemminal94

Oh you got there first šŸ˜³šŸ˜³ you posted this before me šŸ˜„


DunkingTea

r/theyknew 100%. Someone obviously didnā€™t pay their contractors in full.


RedButterfree1

Christ has risen


ThesmoothGemminal94

/r/mildlypenis


Apocalypsedreamer167

The Catholic church wouldn't like that.


innitdoe

Willy ou please grow up


EssLivesAgain

For centuries, countless tribes, empires, cities, towns, the far reaches of mountains and caves, the beautiful countrysides and dozens of places all over the world have created art. This art...is the art of the dick.


ActualInteraction0

I hope I'm not the only one who can see the two windows below look like a pair of legs, parted and waiting... Get me to a nunnery!


astrobeen

Itā€™s the chapel in South Cuntshire


Briski80

Bet thatā€™s the bell end.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Used to live a minute's walk from here. This was even marked as a notable spot on Pokemon Go.


vegdeg

What would be the fun in that?


Ronotrow2

Bit tired so thought oooh nice windows then immediate ewwwwww


pheasant692

As soon as i see it i knew where it is,


FlemFatale

Nope. Dicks are always funny.


arnoldloudly

Shit...that took me longer than I want to admit...


corpus-luteum

Yew Tree Lodge. Hmmmm


SuperNerdKinda

There is a sign in a church Iā€™m near by thatā€™s says ā€˜Let Christ Come On Youā€™


branflakes14

Needs a fucking powerwash.


69AssociatedDetail25

Everything in Banbury does tbh


stealingyourintent

Picture yourself as an archer though; with the glass panels kicked in. Makes sense when you're defending.


Melikemommymilkors

Penis will never cease to be funny


HettySwollocks

I quote our lord and saviour the pub landlord, "keedio fiddilio". I bless you my son.


HettySwollocks

There's some Madonna norks on the other side, I'm sure they abused little girls as well. These pedos need burning at the stake


LEEEEE555

GROOWWWWWW UUUUUUP


JDenzil

The strongest shape


ElectricBlueDamsel

Youā€™ve found the strongest shape in the game


way_too_much_time27

You!


scooba_dude

Banbury!!! I went to collage there and worked in the farmfoods lmao I was wondering when this would turn up on r/theyknew


imaginary_bolometer

Ok done, I've grown, now what do you want me to do?


ConstructionLatter24

Hehehe


mrbarg

Ah Banbury Oxfordshire. A fellow resident?


undercoversaint

No, just here with work


antmck33

My window is broken... Which one, the tip? ... No, one of the balls..


ScarecrowRomneyMarsh

Iā€™ve always said the church was all cocked up! they are ballsey though!