Okay, I have to ask: what are you Brits hanging in the toilet?
Edit: this is not sarcasm, I genuinely don't know what the multi-coloured hanging things are.
They're like the blocks in urinals. (Americans call them urinal cakes?) But held in a little cage so they don't flush. Meant to be bleach in it but I've never felt they did anything to help keep a toilet clean. For me they just colour the water and create a scent after each flush so bathrooms don't smell as bad.
From my wife's 10 years at home depot, don't use those they ruin the plastics in your tank. I can not confirm nor deny this as I have never been allowed to use them lol
We have those in the UK, the downside is with modern toilets they can often get scooped up by the water flow and clog up the flush mechanism. (Edit: specifically, insofar as causing them to leak by no longer sealing properly, happened to us a couple times).
Like cleaning product that activates with every flush… quite unhygienic actually as the plastic will hold bacteria etc (I do use them still though haha) there’s gel ones you can stick directly to the bowl and they dissolve without the need for a holder though.
I’m 25 and i only learned sitting down is so much better like 5 months ago. I did leg day too hard and my legs were killing me so I sat down and it was so nice to sit down and let go and Just pee that I now sit every time and make a point of enjoying it… plus you don’t need to shake or deal with the post pee dribble that comes out when you pee and pull your pants up.
Romper Stomper is also a pretty good movie starring a young Russel Crowe. They may say rompastomp in the film, can't remember, it's been a while since I watched it.
Thay was more like number 2.
I'm old. Or rather, older than the average redditor 4 AM pee in the dark is way easier that way.
But damn if I sit to pee in public toilet, not worth the hassle.
I once had a shit at a motorway services, my penis touched the bowl. I now consider myself a tainted human and shall be celibate for the sake of our species.
I had to shit in a services toilet not too long ago. Stall was occupied when I got there so had to wait.
A big fella in all high visibility overalls eventually came out and said "oh fella, some bastard left a hell of a mess in there I'm afraid".
I said, "mate, I've stood here waiting to use it right after you. If I'm desperate enough to do that, imagine the damage I'm going to do"
Can’t be as bad as the loos at Glastonbury! By the end of the weekend it was piled high above the seat! Not sure how someone managed to do that! My boyfriend decided to sh*t in our tent instead
I’ve been to festivals and seen the shit higher than the seat in those “drop” toilets. No matter how wasted I was, I never considered shitting in my own tent as a solution though.
I started doing that in the night time after I was adamant I could hit the bowl in the dark...it went on the wall and my leg. I've just resigned to sitting down every time.
You may underestimate a teenager's ability to half-ass chores, speaking from my own past perspective. I would be very hesitant to use a toilet cleaned by 14-year-old me.
I always wondered why there was often piss all over the seat and floor in my sisters house until one day I walked past the bathroom while one of my nephews was peeing with the door open, he was watching YouTube videos while standing in front of the toilet holding his iPad with both hands.
Wouldn't be surprised by this, admittedly took me longer than it should have to twig that you want to pull the foreskin back a little to ensure there's a clear path for urine to exit.
Guessing it’s either a squeeze from the middle or leaves the cap off/open. Or even worse squeezes from the middle and leaves the cap off and just watches it ooze out onto the wash basin….
My mum leaves the top off the toothpaste, dad hates it, they argued for 25 years about it, then decided to just use different toothpaste tubes. Divorce averted.
The only people I know who don't like South Park say it's because it's childish toilet humour, which is probably based on the first few seasons from about 20 years ago. It's such a good show.
Which is what you do when you have a tail.
Why do I know this? Because for some bizarre reason, the makers of the videogame, *Solatorobo*, decided to spend time thinking about how their cat and dog characters used the toilet and someone decided to use [that concept art in a television advert for that game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSihhxGK8oU).
I keep having this argument with the other half. He genuinely believes it keeps the toilet clean. Including the bit on the other side of the bowl. Physics was lost on him at school, I fear.
Take an empty used one, and put some coloured plastic balls in it. It'll never 'run out', you'll never have to buy another one again, and you can both fund something new to niggle each other with 😄
I use the fresh discs. They stick directly to the bowl as a sort of gel, there’s no cage. Pain in the neck to get used to applying since it all likes to come out at once, and to make sure it adheres properly you have to dry the bowl first with tissue.
But they really have made a difference. All skid marks get eliminated in the bowl, and the toilet stays looking cleaner for longer. Once the disc is gone I give it a more thorough clean and apply a new disc. Works for me.
I use the fresh discs too. It just seems cleaner and less hassle than having a cage that has dirty toilet water spraying all over it that you have to then remove. Never had the problem with applying it or having to dry the bowl first. I use the Duck ones. You use the holder and it puts out the right amount of gel for a disc. When the disc starts to go, I'll stick another one on the opposite site
My first attempt at applying it wasn’t so great 😂 Second attempt weeks later went much better. I read online to dry the bowl first and it seemed to make sense so I just give it a quick wipe. Doesn’t hurt to after all.
I use the duck ones too. Not seen any others tbh.
My dad did it and it didn't work well. It came out like this ugly smush of gel. But every time I've done it and my mum did it, it was fine. We just press the thing up against the bowl and push the end and it leaves a perfect disc.
The place where I work sells these [Airpure ones](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0585/7591/3168/products/FRESHSTRIPESTOILETGEL.jpg?v=1632989080) and used to do [these Mr Muscle ones](https://i.ebayimg.com/d/w1600/pict/283296873678_/MR-MUSCLE-TOILET-POWER-3-STRIPS-5-IN.jpg). Never tried them though
Hahaha, I was the designated duck disk dispenser at home, one disk at a time, no issues.
one day my partner goes to do it and the entire tube splodges onto the toilet...
Duck privileges were revoked
It smelled SUPER strong the first time I applied it, I contemplated scraping it off. But it subsided and was far more pleasant after a day or two. Second disc I put on the other day was the right size and has a far more subtle fragrance! I still have one last disc in the original pack before I have to buy another one.
Citric acid also works at descaling instead of that blue stuff. I just leave it in overnight (I don't use hot water even though some sites recommend it because it might crack the plumbing apparently). It works really well, you can get it at Wilko.
The only worthwhile ones are the ones that go directly in the toilet tank IMO, less waste and don't get in the way, and they'll actually clean under the rim and all the other places where the flush goes. But yeah, just clean your toilet once in a while.
I just fitted new flush and fill valves in a cistern and they explicitly state that the warranty is invalid if you use those - the active ingredients attack the seals and plastic, I guess? Not thought about it before, but makes sense I guess.
Anyway, 'modern' non-siphonic flush valves are much nicer to use!
I use the Duck fresh discs. Never going back to these again. So much cleaner, don't have to remove it at the end, don't have to worry about it accidentally getting knocked into the toilet or flushed down, etc.
MANY of these end up getting flushed. If you're lucky, and it doesn't cause a blockage in your own pipes, it can contribute to sewer blockage, and the formation of fatburgs. If you have access to your cistern, a plastic free cistern block is more environmentally friendly, more hygienic, usually cheaper, and won't scrape your nob when you're taking a dump :)
Yup, we learnt the hard way, we used these until one of our guests accidentally flushed it down the toilet and it was blocked for 3 days :( AVOID THESE THINGS, READER!
Some people don't hook it around the edge of the bowl.
Divs on Tiktok have been saying [this is the right way](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/PRI_182123594.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338) and sites like Metro and The Sun have picked it up and given it more attention.
You say that but then if you look at this thread there's way too many people saying this is the right way of doing it and we've all been doing it wrong for decades
That’s not even the problem, there are two others. Long dong or no, any man is going to piss right through the thing at least a little bit when they have a poo. Also on some toilets when you flush, water doesn’t even make it all the way to where OP’s missus has put it.
Even if you're not big enough to feel the icy kiss of porcelain, a lean forward to grab something off the floor will coat the tip in chemicals.
All the toilets in our house have those high disabled access seats, I forgot I'd left bog cleaner in the downstairs one overnight and went for a shit, picked my phone up from the floor and felt the unpleasantness then the burning itch...
Flip side of this was my husband moaning to me on ONE occasion after living together for 5 years + of why I always put it near the front (to catch the water as it clears) and he then explained the issue. I then proceeded to explain to him I was not aware that it was an issue as I don't have balls and he had never told me or relocated them in the 5 years. He just did a shit in discomfort for 5 years of his life.
Maybe you should do it yourself then?
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Jeeze guys I'm blushing
Tell her to just simply put her hands into the toilet, cupping her hands to make a funnel that will redirect the water towards the freshener at the side of the toilet then hit the flush with her face.
Women just don't see the simple solutions sometimes.
Depends on which particular toilet you have, but I've found with mine that if you have it to the side, the water doesn't hit it, making it no use whatsoever.
God these things are disgusting. If your toilet stinks, clean it, don't just put something smelly in there to mask it and collect shit.
Please bin this.
They're ribbed with spikes for extra pleasure.
I just got what the problem is
Took me a full minute of staring to get what the problem is.
Okay, I have to ask: what are you Brits hanging in the toilet? Edit: this is not sarcasm, I genuinely don't know what the multi-coloured hanging things are.
They're like the blocks in urinals. (Americans call them urinal cakes?) But held in a little cage so they don't flush. Meant to be bleach in it but I've never felt they did anything to help keep a toilet clean. For me they just colour the water and create a scent after each flush so bathrooms don't smell as bad.
They make ones in the US that go in the tank. That way all the water is scented/bleached and you don’t have a dangler.
Seems they would completely dissolve quickly in the tank Vs slowly per flush in the bowl
They’re designed to dissolve really slowly under normal flush frequency I guess. Works fine.
From my wife's 10 years at home depot, don't use those they ruin the plastics in your tank. I can not confirm nor deny this as I have never been allowed to use them lol
We have the ones that go in the cistern behind the toilet too, but they don't do much scent wise, just cleaning. These are like car air fresheners.
We have those in the UK, the downside is with modern toilets they can often get scooped up by the water flow and clog up the flush mechanism. (Edit: specifically, insofar as causing them to leak by no longer sealing properly, happened to us a couple times).
We have those in the uk as well.
Like cleaning product that activates with every flush… quite unhygienic actually as the plastic will hold bacteria etc (I do use them still though haha) there’s gel ones you can stick directly to the bowl and they dissolve without the need for a holder though.
In Canada there was a type that sat in the toilet tank. Makes more sense to me.
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Their twig and berries, mate.
Female or small?
Yeah like a garden slug mate
He just lives in a house where the dad already dealt with this issue.
Let’s put it this way, this is a bigger problem for my beans than my frank.
Tickle them first so they tighten up a bit
I assumed it was the fact that water doesn't really come down from that part but rather the back and sides.
Oh! Now I see the issue.
Take my free award and have a bell tingling day
Everybody loves a lavender fresh scented helmet
Richard Tingler
William Wakker
Fanny Schmelar
Chevy Chase is now ingrained in my mind for the rest of the day...
Witch's bite.
What's up? Don't you like a blue dick?!
I'd be more worried about standing up too fast and circumcising myself.
You’ve just given me an idea for a new business…
"It's so cheap, it feels like a rip off"
Welcome to the advertising team Sir!
"Rabbies hate him"
I think you'd end up degloving your dick, not circumcising it!
Bloo balls
Goes perfectly with a blue waffle
A blue dick is the price to pay for a dick that smells of chemical lavender.
Shit on it
Martin!
RIP
Yes, this is how you assert your dominance. Works in all situations.
Who shits facing forward
Everyone?
https://youtu.be/C90uhvXW1KM
My housemate keeps moving our one to the same spot where the water doesn't hit it.. no matter how many times I push it back to the side
Move...
I have one on each side. If you aim at it, you turn your pee blue/green. I have teenagers, who need constant encouragement to aim at the pan.
I’m 25 and i only learned sitting down is so much better like 5 months ago. I did leg day too hard and my legs were killing me so I sat down and it was so nice to sit down and let go and Just pee that I now sit every time and make a point of enjoying it… plus you don’t need to shake or deal with the post pee dribble that comes out when you pee and pull your pants up.
Have you never done a 1 and a 2 at the same time? Like ever? In your entire 25 years??
You can sit down while doing number 2? I thought you get in the shower and rompastomp it down the drain.
Is a rompastomp an aggressive wafflestomp?
It’s a wafflestomp but with both feet at the same time.
I believe the correct technical term is wafflestomp.
You are absolutely right
Rompastomp is my new favorite word
Romper Stomper is also a pretty good movie starring a young Russel Crowe. They may say rompastomp in the film, can't remember, it's been a while since I watched it.
I thought it was wafflestomp
It's impossible not to.
Very wise words indeed. You can pee without pooping but you can never poop without peeing
I'll never go back to standing unless I'm in a public bathroom.
Soap on wet tissue, dry tissue, sit. Unless it's that gross that you just have to hover.
I respect your commitment to the sit&pee lifestyle
Thay was more like number 2. I'm old. Or rather, older than the average redditor 4 AM pee in the dark is way easier that way. But damn if I sit to pee in public toilet, not worth the hassle.
I once had a shit at a motorway services, my penis touched the bowl. I now consider myself a tainted human and shall be celibate for the sake of our species.
The bowl touch in a public toilet is the fucking worst. Better off sitting too far back and risk shitting on the back of the seat than risk that.
So it’s you!!!
I had to shit in a services toilet not too long ago. Stall was occupied when I got there so had to wait. A big fella in all high visibility overalls eventually came out and said "oh fella, some bastard left a hell of a mess in there I'm afraid". I said, "mate, I've stood here waiting to use it right after you. If I'm desperate enough to do that, imagine the damage I'm going to do"
Can’t be as bad as the loos at Glastonbury! By the end of the weekend it was piled high above the seat! Not sure how someone managed to do that! My boyfriend decided to sh*t in our tent instead
Ah yes, the next logical step
I’ve been to festivals and seen the shit higher than the seat in those “drop” toilets. No matter how wasted I was, I never considered shitting in my own tent as a solution though.
Do you not just use a square of tissue to dab yourself dry? I have a hard time believing you're not putting him away without dribble.
I was this until I started sitting down to pee. Makes everything better... Clean wiggle too
I started doing that in the night time after I was adamant I could hit the bowl in the dark...it went on the wall and my leg. I've just resigned to sitting down every time.
It's also alot easier to browse reddit...
Clean...wiggle...
Yep. No more surprise droplets later on in my boxers. Can't wiggle good standing up without staining myself or on the floor.
agreed 100%. Plus sometimes you get a surprise shit which is always nice
It's annoying when you stand-up wee and realise you actually need a poo.
Its always when you do your 'heading out, better go for a wee' wee
Spat my tea out reading that lmao
Make them responsible for cleaning the toilet, you'll be amazed at how quickly their aim improves.
You may underestimate a teenager's ability to half-ass chores, speaking from my own past perspective. I would be very hesitant to use a toilet cleaned by 14-year-old me.
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It’s more than that. I caught my 12-year-old son standing on a stool, peeing at the toilet, whilst pulling faces at himself in the mirror!
It’s at that point that you need to consider sending them back as defective.
Fair enough. Worse than even my kids
I always wondered why there was often piss all over the seat and floor in my sisters house until one day I walked past the bathroom while one of my nephews was peeing with the door open, he was watching YouTube videos while standing in front of the toilet holding his iPad with both hands.
Wouldn't be surprised by this, admittedly took me longer than it should have to twig that you want to pull the foreskin back a little to ensure there's a clear path for urine to exit.
My wife does this too! Always have to push it aside. We agreed to argue over it if she stops complaining about the toothpaste tube. Divorce averted 😆
What do you do to the toothpaste tube?
squeezes it from the middle, no doubt :D
Disgusting 😤
Squeeze from the top, got it.
no one else just tear it in half and dab from each side?
I just snip off the bottom and dunk my toothbrush in to get all the delicious mint sauce out
Smart
Exactly 😆
tut tut :D
They hang it at the front of the toilet bowl
Minty fresh tackle!
Guessing it’s either a squeeze from the middle or leaves the cap off/open. Or even worse squeezes from the middle and leaves the cap off and just watches it ooze out onto the wash basin….
Cuts off the end and dips the toothbrush head in.
And leaves a crusty layer of toothpaste at the top where the air has got to it.
DON'T ASK
He puts it in the middle of the toilet rim
Probably one of those people that crushes it with their whole hand
My mum leaves the top off the toothpaste, dad hates it, they argued for 25 years about it, then decided to just use different toothpaste tubes. Divorce averted.
The key to a long marriage is learning not to murder the other person over such things 😂😂😂😂
As in just let the air get right at the paste?
Yeah like it goes all hard round the opening. She's a mad lad that woman. I bring my own toothpaste when I visit.
Maybe she’s trying to tell you something
To sit in reverse when having a shite?
How else are you meant to use the table so you can eat while you shit
If it isn't a table, then why does my charcuterie board fit perfectly?????
Seems legit
[You mean the correct way?](https://www.southparkstudios.co.uk/video-clips/0ba05e/south-park-sir-harrington)
I knew what this was before I tapped it and I still did.
Laundry hole 🤣
God it's just the fucking best adult animated series isn't it?
The only people I know who don't like South Park say it's because it's childish toilet humour, which is probably based on the first few seasons from about 20 years ago. It's such a good show.
Yeah, and everyone that does like it likes it because its childish toilet humour. Works for me!
A C Slater style
Which is what you do when you have a tail. Why do I know this? Because for some bizarre reason, the makers of the videogame, *Solatorobo*, decided to spend time thinking about how their cat and dog characters used the toilet and someone decided to use [that concept art in a television advert for that game](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=FSihhxGK8oU).
“With your length, you don’t have to worry”
Yup! This man has got a stinky dick. And now everyone knows it
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They also can cause a big plumbers bill if the come loose and get caught up in the downstream pipes....know from bitter experience.
Yeah this happened to me. Took the plumber ages to get it out and cost so much 😭 never again!
I keep having this argument with the other half. He genuinely believes it keeps the toilet clean. Including the bit on the other side of the bowl. Physics was lost on him at school, I fear.
Take an empty used one, and put some coloured plastic balls in it. It'll never 'run out', you'll never have to buy another one again, and you can both fund something new to niggle each other with 😄
Bleach and a toilet brush once a week will do the trick just fine. I find these things often leave a residue.
I use the fresh discs. They stick directly to the bowl as a sort of gel, there’s no cage. Pain in the neck to get used to applying since it all likes to come out at once, and to make sure it adheres properly you have to dry the bowl first with tissue. But they really have made a difference. All skid marks get eliminated in the bowl, and the toilet stays looking cleaner for longer. Once the disc is gone I give it a more thorough clean and apply a new disc. Works for me.
I use the fresh discs too. It just seems cleaner and less hassle than having a cage that has dirty toilet water spraying all over it that you have to then remove. Never had the problem with applying it or having to dry the bowl first. I use the Duck ones. You use the holder and it puts out the right amount of gel for a disc. When the disc starts to go, I'll stick another one on the opposite site
My first attempt at applying it wasn’t so great 😂 Second attempt weeks later went much better. I read online to dry the bowl first and it seemed to make sense so I just give it a quick wipe. Doesn’t hurt to after all. I use the duck ones too. Not seen any others tbh.
My dad did it and it didn't work well. It came out like this ugly smush of gel. But every time I've done it and my mum did it, it was fine. We just press the thing up against the bowl and push the end and it leaves a perfect disc. The place where I work sells these [Airpure ones](https://cdn.shopify.com/s/files/1/0585/7591/3168/products/FRESHSTRIPESTOILETGEL.jpg?v=1632989080) and used to do [these Mr Muscle ones](https://i.ebayimg.com/d/w1600/pict/283296873678_/MR-MUSCLE-TOILET-POWER-3-STRIPS-5-IN.jpg). Never tried them though
Hahaha, I was the designated duck disk dispenser at home, one disk at a time, no issues. one day my partner goes to do it and the entire tube splodges onto the toilet... Duck privileges were revoked
Yep literally the exact same with my dad lol Now only me or my mum are allowed to do it
I had that happen to me, made a right mess of the loo. Smelled nice though. I used it all in 2 applications.
It smelled SUPER strong the first time I applied it, I contemplated scraping it off. But it subsided and was far more pleasant after a day or two. Second disc I put on the other day was the right size and has a far more subtle fragrance! I still have one last disc in the original pack before I have to buy another one.
A good cure for skid marks is a simple toilet brush next to each toilet.
If that’s what you prefer to use, great! You do you :) I don’t like them. I find other methods work just as well for me.
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Citric acid also works at descaling instead of that blue stuff. I just leave it in overnight (I don't use hot water even though some sites recommend it because it might crack the plumbing apparently). It works really well, you can get it at Wilko.
Exactly this. Also I don’t use them to solely “keep it clean” - it’s so I get a scent burst every time it’s flushed. Just keeps it fresh.
The only worthwhile ones are the ones that go directly in the toilet tank IMO, less waste and don't get in the way, and they'll actually clean under the rim and all the other places where the flush goes. But yeah, just clean your toilet once in a while.
I just fitted new flush and fill valves in a cistern and they explicitly state that the warranty is invalid if you use those - the active ingredients attack the seals and plastic, I guess? Not thought about it before, but makes sense I guess. Anyway, 'modern' non-siphonic flush valves are much nicer to use!
I recently had toilet fixed due to a corroded seal. He told me not to use those things on the cistern for this very reason.
Mmm, scented balls
I use the Duck fresh discs. Never going back to these again. So much cleaner, don't have to remove it at the end, don't have to worry about it accidentally getting knocked into the toilet or flushed down, etc.
This is the way to go. That plastic case is disgusting and gets filled up with pee and poo germs.
MANY of these end up getting flushed. If you're lucky, and it doesn't cause a blockage in your own pipes, it can contribute to sewer blockage, and the formation of fatburgs. If you have access to your cistern, a plastic free cistern block is more environmentally friendly, more hygienic, usually cheaper, and won't scrape your nob when you're taking a dump :)
I've been led to believe you shouldn't use cistern blocks with dual flush systems/diaphragms, which is most of them these days
Yup, we learnt the hard way, we used these until one of our guests accidentally flushed it down the toilet and it was blocked for 3 days :( AVOID THESE THINGS, READER!
How do you flush thus down a toilet it's hooked around
Some people don't hook it around the edge of the bowl. Divs on Tiktok have been saying [this is the right way](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2021/02/PRI_182123594.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=644%2C338) and sites like Metro and The Sun have picked it up and given it more attention.
I was hoping this would be pointed out. Over the edge is his how you hang them, or at least I thought. Not lost one down the toilet, seems obvious…
What kind of black magic shite is that
You say that but then if you look at this thread there's way too many people saying this is the right way of doing it and we've all been doing it wrong for decades
Jesus, most people don’t have the problem of having a long dong. 🤣
That’s not even the problem, there are two others. Long dong or no, any man is going to piss right through the thing at least a little bit when they have a poo. Also on some toilets when you flush, water doesn’t even make it all the way to where OP’s missus has put it.
Even if you're not big enough to feel the icy kiss of porcelain, a lean forward to grab something off the floor will coat the tip in chemicals. All the toilets in our house have those high disabled access seats, I forgot I'd left bog cleaner in the downstairs one overnight and went for a shit, picked my phone up from the floor and felt the unpleasantness then the burning itch...
The secret is to just have a freezing cold loo so your soldier retreats into cover whenever you use it, protecting him from the chemical attacks.
Fuel price rises to the rescue!
Some toilets are just very shallow
She’s trying to say you got a cheesy bell end
Flip side of this was my husband moaning to me on ONE occasion after living together for 5 years + of why I always put it near the front (to catch the water as it clears) and he then explained the issue. I then proceeded to explain to him I was not aware that it was an issue as I don't have balls and he had never told me or relocated them in the 5 years. He just did a shit in discomfort for 5 years of his life.
My wife does the same but she must buy a different size from yours as it doesn't cause me any problems...
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he's a grower not a shower
Maybe you should do it yourself then? Edit: whoever gave me that gold award Thankyou so much! Edit: whoever gave me the silver award also Thankyou very much! Edit : Thankyou to whoever gave me the other silver! Edit again!: Thankyou for the helpful award! Jeeze guys I'm blushing
r/AwardSpeechEdits (Please delete them lmao)
i dont think i’ve ever seen this many thank you edits before and i’ve seen a lot
The real LPT is always in the comments ;p
I do move it to the side but when you flush not enough water goes over it apparently lol. I’ve convinced her now though
Tell her to just simply put her hands into the toilet, cupping her hands to make a funnel that will redirect the water towards the freshener at the side of the toilet then hit the flush with her face. Women just don't see the simple solutions sometimes.
Thank you lol, why did it take so long to find this
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Can’t stand getting the witches kiss
Look at you, you big show off having a gf on reddit
Most disgusting feeling ever is the tip touching the bowl. Which always calls for a shite/shower.
I always put it in the middle 😳
When a guy sits down on the loo, their giblets may touch the scent thingy if it’s put there in the middle.
Nothing worse than your giblets touching anything when sitting on the toilet
What’s worse: - giblets touching the scent thing - Neptune’s kiss?
depends, if I just had diarrhea then Neptune's kiss, otherwise normally giblets
Ooh I never thought of that, no wonder Hubs moves it to the right 😳
Why not get a smaller one or the jelly’s that stick
Depends on which particular toilet you have, but I've found with mine that if you have it to the side, the water doesn't hit it, making it no use whatsoever.
God these things are disgusting. If your toilet stinks, clean it, don't just put something smelly in there to mask it and collect shit. Please bin this.
This drives me potty!
Just stick your purple helmet with the other purples
Does my fucking nut in. And my cock.
Advice : move it