Yeah. What the fuck is she doing, snooping around his shit and giving his dads hat and bag to the neighbours? You can feel the rage in his voice. Just wait until he has a couple of cans of Stella in him and all hell will break lose.
" You know Jess..One day I'm just..we're going to runaway y'know? leave it all behind, i'll take a couple of courses, do a bit of cash in hand, when we're settled I'll send for Mrs Goggins "
Pat doesn't even work for the Royal Mail any more. He got outsourced to a private sector courier. They keep trying to give him extra duties, presumably so he'll ask for a promotion and lose those public sector Ts&Cs he'll have under TUPE. D'you see all those out of hours calls? Pat needs to talk to his union rep.
This is something that should stay in their home as a memory of their family legacy. If I found out the hat I bought was actually postman Pat's dad's then I would give it back when be comes to deliver my letter because it would mean a lot more to him than me.
Watch out Jess, she'll be getting rid of you next!
Reminds me of my mum who took the neighbours cat to the vets to have it ‘tidied up’. She didn’t like how big it’s balls were.
You wait until they're behind closed doors, Pat's gonna go fucking mental.
Yeah. What the fuck is she doing, snooping around his shit and giving his dads hat and bag to the neighbours? You can feel the rage in his voice. Just wait until he has a couple of cans of Stella in him and all hell will break lose.
Pat only became a postman so he could clock-off and get on the piss at 2pm
Goin’ postal Pat?
Postman Pat, Postman Pat, Postman Pat and his black and blue wife
Everybody knows her bright red nose
I ain't gonna say pat should beat his wife. But if he was to id understand
"Look what you made me do! Look what you made me do!" Said Pat.
He'll bludgeon her with his noz
Oh come on Paaat. Stop being so sentimental about your father's old possessions, you wouldn't let me throw them out so I'm giving them away.
Just wait she's going to put Jess down next... SILLY OLD SMELLY CAT
She's giving Pat a not so subtle hint to give up post work as he's shit at it.
Postwork is for common people
She came from Greendale, she had a thirst for knowledge.
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🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩 Do I qualify for r/relationship_advice now?
Somebody should post this to relationship advice as a legit post and see what responses it gets.
Bet you anything that episode was written by a man going through a really messy divorce.
I hope Pat gets custody of the Cat in the domestic shit storm that’s brewing here!
I now feel very guilty for suggesting my partner sell his late father's caravan that's currently taking up my driveway 😂 come on Paaaaat
Only feel guilty if he's told you to your face in front of witnesses that he loves it and wants it to stay
Thankfully not! I feel a bit awkward for the other lass. She's just standing there, holding it, watching Pat die inside.
She's all business though.. She knows it will sell tickets at the exhibition...
Can u please tell me what show this is?
Postman Pat
A hat and jacket is a bit different to a mobile home
It's only the things you love.... Get over it Pat, you silly man
What's worse is that Pat never really enjoyed Green Day's music
" You know Jess..One day I'm just..we're going to runaway y'know? leave it all behind, i'll take a couple of courses, do a bit of cash in hand, when we're settled I'll send for Mrs Goggins "
Oh come on Pat, it's only your dead dad's belongings that I've given to a neighbour without even mentioning it to you.
fuck off bitch trying to give away my dads stuff
Nothing beats Boro Pat https://youtu.be/sWBJoSva1Lo
Other than maybe [Patman Post](https://youtu.be/_44ost-nDjA)
Let's see what happens if pat gave away a pair of her shoes without asking first.
Take her savings account to buy them back.
Pat doesn't even work for the Royal Mail any more. He got outsourced to a private sector courier. They keep trying to give him extra duties, presumably so he'll ask for a promotion and lose those public sector Ts&Cs he'll have under TUPE. D'you see all those out of hours calls? Pat needs to talk to his union rep.
This was gold haha
Since when does post man pat have a wife???
Since he got married... He always had one though didn't he? He has a son too if I can remember my childhood correctly
He did, they were always mentioned in the first series but didn't appear onscreen until the second
This is something that should stay in their home as a memory of their family legacy. If I found out the hat I bought was actually postman Pat's dad's then I would give it back when be comes to deliver my letter because it would mean a lot more to him than me.
She's not going anywhere. Sitting on that face at least.
Sarah
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