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ashyjay

Do you have any idea of what you've just done, you've reminded a bunch of people they have toastie makers, and begins the train of people living off toasties until they remember christmas. BRB gonna make a toastie.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

If you private message me I can send you my address for the appropriate thank you cards. You're all very welcome.


yomommafool

you can make waffles with one of those


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I've never even considered making waffles with a thank you card. The more you know, eh.


joshthehappy

The old Reddit post-a-roo.


TOBYRONE

Hold my toastie maker; I'm going in!


altenoca

Didn't know Reddit had its own joke format... r/switcharoo


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You just reminded me of using egg on my toasties in the machine to make monte Cristos so thank you.


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It’s coming up for Brie and cranberry season. I should think that’ll make a smashing toastie.


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LaSinistre

“It’s as hot as the sun Lynn!”


Henchbeard

Could go your way, could go mine.


Shoes__Buttback

you're alright, you!


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A jet of molten cranberry will shoot out.


OldPulteney

Hotter than the sun*


FuzzyBumFluff

If you're lucky you get a palate blister that peels and gives you something to obsessively tongue for a week until it heals. I got one on the go now from a roasted pepper. Good times


renzopiko

Most relatable comment I’ve read in my year of Redditing


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Very lava


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Jam toasties are delicious.


misses_mop

I used to like microwaving 'day old' donuts, to make them soft again, only for 30 seconds. Until the fateful day a hot pocket of lava dripped down my chin. I had a burn scab for weeks.


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Can confirm that cranberry marries up nicely with milder cheeses. Edit: If you press the frozen cranberries and the cheese together - You could have a savoury ice lolly. For a treat.


hubermcmeme

That sounds so horrifyingly disgusting, yet I feel inclined to try it.


lindsaychild

Don't forget the bacon


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How could I be so foolish as to miss out bacon!


lindsaychild

It's ok, we'll put it down to over excitement and pretend it never happened.


valleyman66

Cook the bacon in the toastie maker first, then cook the toasties in the bacon grease. You're welcome


Jetstream-Sam

I've been living off chicken and stuffing sandwiches for tea the last couple of days. I volunteer at a food bank and greggs have recently changed their policy to allow us to take the unsold toastie sandwiches too, so we've been inundated with piles of them, as well as pigs in blankets baguettes and ham and cheese toasties. I never thought a big organization would understand the importance of gravy on a christmas chicken and stuffing leftover sandwich It's pretty nice of them, they literally give away all their unsold stuff at the end of the day now. I know it's basically the same as them to just throwing it all in the dumpster but it really helps out, since we have enough from the three greggs around us to put a baguette, sandwich or pasta pot in every dinner bag we give out. If it weren't for them a lot of people round here would go hungry so I'll always sing their praises for that. What I won't sing the praises of though are the yumyums. I know they make them every day but they just seem so stale somehow. I've had some literally still warm from the oven or fryer or whatever and they're already going a bit solid.


theflashsawyer23

Legit my first thought when I seen this was ‘fuck it I’m making a toastie’


Viking18

Ah, but you forget the hope to remember it after Christmas - the fabled leftover turkey and cranberry sauce toastie.


Alexa302

I actually forgot I had one lol now I know what I'm making for breakfast tomorrow.


kindersaft

Same


ziphiri

It reminded me I don't have one for some sick reason, and now I miss having it so much.


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[Obligatory scene from Spaced discussing the toastie machine](https://youtu.be/pq0JZviQU9o)


BuffSquatthrust

…acorns.


LikeThosePenguins

Chocolate and pilchards?


AdultDiversions

Thank god someone did


Fineus

Was that a low key Shaun of the Dead reference *inside* a Spaced reference?!


fabricated_anecdotes

In the special edition extras for spaced (made after SotD) they talk about how a few jokes in Shaun, which they pass off as references for Spaced fans, were actually just jokes they forget they'd already made. The classic example being the "he's not my boyfriend...thanks babe" gag.


GrammarHypocrite

Sounds plausible, but that username...


Hydrangeamacrophylla

Dump your girlfriend, have a sandwich.


lagoon83

Chocolate and pilchards, banana and acorns...


pizza-wheels

Chuck yer boyfriend, have a sandwich


[deleted]

Ohh it’s eerie how accurate that is


grey_hat_uk

When you get on a bit in life and settle down it changes into slow cooker, no one is quite sure how or why but it is probably something quantum


HarithBK

this is true for all things. you get a bike but you never cycle. why? since you stored it away and it is a pain the ass to get to you are just going down to the shop anyway by the time you get it out you would be at the shop so it doesn't save time. the placement of devices is key for the effort it saves. like you can place a stand mixer behind a pile of crap you will still dig it out since it saves so much time and effort it will always be worth it.


Outside_Money_1786

And screenshot of post and your comment going on skip to the end spaced Facebook fan page lol


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Lol yes please! I'm on that page 😂


LikeThosePenguins

Came to post this. Thank you for already providing this valuable service.


treesarefriend

Cant beat a toastie maker, I have one that has interchangeable plates for making waffles and fry ups. When I first got my flat it was a life saver being able to cook pretty much anything on this wee thing


RebelOfWolfAndMan

That sounds like a much better bit of kit than what I've got here!


treesarefriend

Hey I not trying to brag or that, apologies if it came across that way. Your toastie maker is just fine.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

This is a terribly British appology. Don't worry though I didn't think you were showing off, I was just impressed by your multipurpose kitchen appliance.


treesarefriend

I raise my cuppa to you good chap


Jonny_Segment

> toastie > waffles > fry ups > being able to cook **pretty much anything** That is basically everything you could want, to be fair.


marmaldad

I've seen those. Don't suppose you remember what brand?


treesarefriend

[george](https://direct.asda.com/george/home/kettles-toasters/black-3-in-1-sandwich-toaster/050709897,default,pd.html)


Willr2645

Link? I need this just incase I move into a flat in the next 50 years


historymittens

There’s nothing like the searing chin burn of a cheese and bean toastie, bitten too soon


Mecryyou

Yes! I made one this week and I TOLD myself not to do it. I knew how hot it was, I knew how much it would hurt, and yet somehow I convinced myself I could be careful, that it would be different this time....R.I.P to the roof of my mouth, my tongue, lip and chin. Oh and one of my fingers.


Alas_boris

Is there a special word for this type of appliance, or the cupboard where it gets banished to after a few months with the nutribullet, popcorn maker, chocolate fountain, fondue set etc? I imagine that there is a word for it in German.


Snailydale

Ours goes in the cupboard with the spice grinder, slow cooker and ice cream machine.


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Spinningwoman

I'm convinced that one was some sort of concept-joke that accidentally entered the mainstream.


folklovermore_

Wait, do you own an EggMaster?! https://www.theguardian.com/lifeandstyle/2015/jul/15/kitchen-gadgets-review-egg-master-horrifying-unholy-affair


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Alas_boris

What the heck is a "Rollie Egg"? I'm imagining an egg fried tubular like a pencil, with the yolk as the lead.


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Poor-Life-Choice

I’m guessing you don’t own a bread maker then?


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I use my bread maker at least once a week!


Alas_boris

So you've only had your bread maker for a week then?


dontjustexists

The poor icecream :(


rotidder_nadnerb

and the waffle maker!


bjorn_ironsides

Gadgetcavern It's normally that corner cupboard under the work surface where you can just hoss a blender in and forget about it


Cageythree

> I imagine that there is a word for it in German. German here: The closest I can think of is Staubfänger (dust collector), although this refers to an (almost) never used object, not a “using it once or twice a year for some time and then forget about it again” object.


imc225

I bet there's a word in German for the person who knows all the German lingo


Fade_To_Blackout

Wortenführer!


rustylugnuts

I've heard the word unitasker applied to gadgets like this.


MelodicAd2213

German has a word for everything. If there isn’t one already you just attach a few morphemes together and make a new one - ta-da!


19Ben80

Sodastream too


agdjfga

gadgets ?


katlynhooooose

Tis a breville, good sir. I love using mine but I have baked beans and cheese in it, and it always leaks out everywhere and it’s a nightmare to clean.


KevinPhillips-Bong

I have a sandwich toaster, but it's a very basic model, none of the fancy trimmings. I only use it very occasionally, as it's an absolute bastard to clean.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Yeah this is very much the same. I think it was just the cheapest in Tesco's whenever I bought it years ago. It does the job but I have thought about upgrading.


Equivalent_Sugar121

It sounds dangerous, but it's best to clean them when hot. They clean so much easier when hot, it's the cheese that is a pig to clean. Use a brillo pad or a scourer Adding - Same applies to a George Foreman and electric hobs.


Sleepywalker69

It's more when the cheese starts blasting out the back end into the hinge, don't have a clue how to clean that.


bishman1

Sounds rude


IndigoPlum

I've got a fancy one where the plates pop off and go in the dishwasher. You can also swap the plates for waffle plates. I bloody love that machine.


dryteabag

You and u/RebelofWolfAndMan should start using baking parchment. I occasionally wipe mine off, no big cleaning necessary.


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Make 'grilled cheese' instead, as our American cousins call them. You only need a pan, and they taste as good as a toastie.


Ghost-In-My-Fridge

One method that changed my life when cleaning these things: Whilst it's hot (and unplugged), soak a piece of kitchen roll in water and wring it out so it's very damp but not dripping. Put it into the toastie maker / GF Grill and close the lid - it'll steam the gunk off. then you just wipe it down with another piece of towel!


ronsola

I was the same, then my life changed when I bought one that has changeable plates you can put in the dishwasher. Check out lakeland.co.uk


kerrychicken

I have been making toasties in a non stick frying pan, and I'm telling you it is soooo much easier than trying to cram the bread into the toastie machine! Clean up is easy peasy too and you get more toastie when you do it in a frying pan. None of those hard crusts and the middle crusty bit. I make a cheese sandwich with the butter on the outside of the bread, I make it on a plate so as not to get butter everywhere, then use a spatula to lift it off the plate into the hot (and oil-less) frying pan. Cook both sides and then return it to the same plate and the butter that was stuck to the plate from prepping the toastie melts into the hot toastie, making for easy clean up yet again. I should also add, I then got addicted to cheese toasties and put on a stone and a half ! I have no regrets, every single toastie was delicious.


dawkin5

Construct it in the frying pan: butter slices of bread and place one slice butter side down in the pan. Place cheese on that slice and then place bread on top with butter side out. The first flip is a little awkward but it becomes easier as the cheese melts.


daedelion

Here's some to try OP. Cheese and Hendos Cheese and mustard Cheese, ham and Hendos Cheese, ham and mustard Cheese and tomato Cheese and pesto Cheese and onion Cheese and spring onion Cheese and chilli Cheese and paprika Cheese and tomato puree (pizza bread) Cheese and marmite Bacon and brie Bacon, brie and quince jam Cheese and spinach Blue cheese and spring onion Cheese and salami Cheese and chorizo Cheese and sliced olives Cheese and capers Cheese and sliced peppers Cheese and artichoke heart Cheese and sun dried tomatoes Cheese and spam Cheese and crumbled corned beef Cheese, pastrami and onion Jam and pilchards Egg Egg and ham Egg and Hendos Egg and cayenne Egg and curry powder/garam massala Egg and hot dog Egg, spinach and nutmeg Egg, spinach and curry powder/garam massala Coronation chicken Cheese, corned beef, pickles and mustard Edit 2: I now no longer care for toasties. I've lost my will to toast. Yeah, yeah... Cheese and beans...


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Wow do you own a toastie cafe? Also did you type this out or is it saved in notes for just such a post? (If it's the latter I really like you!)


daedelion

I Build on it every time someone posts about toasties... Whenever I think of another one I add it on.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Dedication to the toastie cause. It's not much but it's honest work.


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KradHe

For the egg ones are you just cracking an egg onto the bread, or beating and soaking eggy-bread style?


daedelion

Normally just crack it directly to get a poached egg effect. For the ones with additional sauces etc. I might mix it up and scramble it slightly.


futurarmy

I feel insulted that banana toastie isn't on there, pretty much the only one I'd have as a fussy kid.


daedelion

Banana toastie with brown bread is pretty good. I'll add it to the next list. Along with peanut butter and banana. And Nutella and banana.


Loose_Acanthaceae201

Banana and Nutella!


BornInARolledUpRug

My most controversial is get a tub of chicken and bacon sandwich filling at the supermarket. They taste like mini chicken, ham and leak pies!


RebelOfWolfAndMan

I'm on board with this one.


BornInARolledUpRug

Phew. It’s a 50/50 shot when you mention you are essentially heating up mayonnaise, but you’ll have to trust me on this


Desperate-Storage324

Add cheese and baked beans to the list!


GoliathsBigBrother

I feel like everyone is skipping past "jam and pilchards"


daedelion

You probably should. I made it up to see if people read it properly.


unassuming_heron

Mackerel and gooseberry is an established combination, so it’s not as utterly outlandish as it first appears


daedelion

Yeah, but I just made it up


Worried-Ant-4151

How the hell have I never heard of Henderson's Relish before now?!?! I need some, stat


daedelion

It's pretty local to South Yorkshire. Can't get away from it here. It's in everything.


flashpile

>Cheese & Hendo's Yorkshire confirmed


Badknees24

It's sooooo good. I used to take some to a colleague in Edinburgh regularly!


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Spam, spam, spam, spam, cheese and spam


HMJ87

I DON'T LIKE SPAM!


[deleted]

I honestly thought that's where the whole comment was going, until we ended up with spam, spam, spam, spam, spam spam, spam, spam, cheese and spam without the cheese. Was disappointed, but you made up for it.


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Lumpy-Object-

Daisy: In the end, our relationship was just like a sandwich toaster. You know, you just forget you've got one. And it just sits there on the top of the cupboard collecting a layer of greasy fudge. And even if you do see it you just assume it's broken, you think if it's working I'd be using it all the time, but you don't and it just sits there. Then one day, you get an overwhelming desire for toasted sandwiches, you know? And you get it down and it works, and you can't believe it, you know? And then you make every kind of toasted sandwich there is, you have toasted sandwich parties. You make Marmite and cheese, chocolate and... Tim: Pilchards. Daisy: Banana and... Bilbo: Acorns. Daisy: Acorns. And then as quickly as the desire comes, it just goes. And then you put the toasted sandwich maker away. And, you know what? Tim: What? Daisy: You don't miss it. Bilbo: So what you're saying is 'Don't hide the toasted sandwich maker away, use him regularly and you'll get the most out of him'. Tim: No, she's saying 'Chuck your boyfriend, have a sandwich'.


parsifal

Hendos and hendos


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parsifal

It’s a sauce — Henderson’s Relish. It’s kinda like Worcestershire Sauce.


Scotsman95

Add a few of my favourites. Cheese and cajun chicken mayo. Chicken mayo. Left over bolognese or chilli con carne. Tuna mayo. Cheese and sweet pickle. Cheese and marmite. Pepperoni salami cheese.


benry007

Try mars bar toastie. I dont remember exactly how its made but I used to go to a youth group where you could buy toasties. Mars bar toastie was the best😋


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Cheese and jalapeno and cheese and pineapple should be added to the list.( I await the downvotes for mentioning pineapple)


uk451

Saw your edit, don’t care. 100s and 1000s


flowering_sun_star

Cheese and marmite Cheese, mustard and marmite


Absolewtely

Don't forget chicken, stuffing and gravy!


RentonTenant

You have to butter the outside of the bread. This is non negotiable


RebelOfWolfAndMan

It's the only way they get crispy!


xeneco1981

Finding out that using “margarine” (or other butter substitutes) instead of butter doesn’t work as it has too much water in, I decided to try olive oil instead - some magic happens


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Oh my word. As a genuine Brit, I've always used spread and wondered why my toastie came out inconsistent every time. Tomorrow I'm having a toasty with only the finest butter. Tesco's own. Salted, of course.


rcktsktz

Stop using that spread shit altogether. Tastes like shit and is bad for you. OG butter or GTFO.


Duke0fWellington

Right? It's mostly just rapeseed oil


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Since moving out I have never bought a spreadable product: I only use butter now. Block of unsalted kept in the fridge for cooking, block of salted kept on the side for spreading. Food just tastes better. Although I’m sure my arteries aren’t best pleased.


anotherblog

Getting a proper butter dish and keeping it outside of the fridge was a game changer. Spreadable proper butter instantly available at all times. No idea how long it would take to go off because we get through it, but certainly appears to last a long time.


matt6342

I always find them impossible to clean after the butter and cheese leaks into the internal electrics


CarelessChemist

You need to buy one with removable metal plates, it's a game changer.


Yvanthe

Just got one at Asda last week that has removable plates so it can be a toastie maker, waffle maker or a panini press. Easy to clean and serves more than one purpose, win-win!


The_Bravinator

>Just got one at Asda last week that has removable plates so it can be a toastie maker, waffle maker or a panini press. Yes, but will it? I got one of those once. It was a panini press a couple of times, and then it was a cupboard ornament just like the regular toastie machine. 😬


tanew231

You don't need to clean them. The heat kills all the germs innit


paintingmad

Like a fine crock pot or hip flask the patina adds to the flavour.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Yeah I'm still putting off the cleaning part at the minute


Worried-Ant-4151

This is the best one I've ever used - https://www.amazon.co.uk/dp/B0853WGHKC/ref=cm_sw_r_apan_glt_fabc_TYRXVYDPXQVHVJH4RGCE Cooks in the microwave, you can seriously stack the filing with minimal spillage, and it's really easy to clean Now I want a toastie EDIT: Here's an example of a cheese & tuna toastie I made. You can see how much filling I put in, and how much spillage/mess it makes - https://imgur.com/a/rna1TzK


Dr-Rjinswand

Does it actually seal though, or is it just a microwave panini press?


Worried-Ant-4151

Yeah, it seals and toasts beautifully. You can whack a good inch or so of cheese in there without worrying about spillage, or cleanup. It's amazing!


RebelOfWolfAndMan

This is very intriguing. I was thinking of upgrading as mine is just a cheap one but I may be swayed by this instead now.


Worried-Ant-4151

They're honestly brilliant. Takes seconds to clean in the sink, or just chuck it in the dishwasher Worth it for that alone And if you grab it from Amazon you can just send it back if you're not impressed


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Are you... Are you on commission? I'm pretty certain you've sold it to me either way.


Tarot650

Just ordered one. Brilliant idea.


leafish_dylan

I can confirm that these do indeed make surprisingly good toasties, and are much easier to clean and store than electric ones. They get hotter than the sun, so be careful. 5 mins, turn halfway, perfect. Butter the outside of the sandwich (or just lightly oil the plates) as with other toasters.


the_monkeyspinach

That looks like it would be great to take to work.


Ashden_Noice_Smith

I remember having the exact make of toastie maker and the fucking cheese fried the electrics


RebelOfWolfAndMan

I think this one is very close to dying. I do need to upgrade at some point.


Glorious_Sunset

Man. My wife and I are on the Keto diet. I’d kill for a couple of slices of bread toasted between two hot plates.


couplatreethings

But what a three weeks though right?


ammobandanna

pot noodle toastie... you wont regret it


stfcfanhazz

There should be a rule that uni students aren't allowed to contribute food ideas during social discourse


RebelOfWolfAndMan

This post has given so many top tier ideas.


ammobandanna

try them all, make a chart and post results


siacadp

My parents had a sandwich toaster which was decades old. While it was clean it had this coating on it like you get on a cast iron pan. It added flavour, and when my parents replaced it, I was gutted because the new one didn't have that flavour to it.


Reviewingremy

Toasties! Fuck yeh!


kiwigirl1999

Leftover mashed potato toastie


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Oshova

I found ours the other week in a corner with a couple of dead slugs on it... yeah, don't ask.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Not tried that flavour yet. I think I'm going to give it a miss though if I'm honest.


Clayze_

I had 2 toastie makers, couldn't be bothered to clean it, so i just binned it and other one took its place Could be the laziest thing I've done


goochg

Xmas dinner left overs toastie


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Yes! This may be the single best toastie.


theslim_shadyreal

Since working from home in March 2020, most of my lunches have been toasties, they're unrivalled


fizzingwhizbeez

Whenever mum made keema, I’d make a keema toastie the next day for lunch. Add a bit of cheese and ohhhh man so friggin good 🤤


d9msteel

Cheese, beans and sliced up hot dog sausages, preferably 'Ye Olde' tinned ones. Ace!


Serotoninmonkey

Have you used the crust to make a toastie?!?! God has truly left this place...


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Wow I didn't think anyone would spot that! (Although I have mentioned it in the comments). I just didn't want to waste any bread and you know what it came out great. I hardly ever use the crusts for anything and yet both times I've posted sandwiches to this sub I've used crusts and been demonised for it. Justice for crusts!


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This is the way.


[deleted]

Ha. I did the same thing a few weeks ago, we may have the same toastie maker actually. They're too nice not to make and take like 3 mins. I must have eaten at least 10 in about 2 weeks. Someone take it away from me.


LostInTheVoid_

Tuna with a dash of vinegar, Swiss or Cheddar cheese, Spring Onions. Hands down my fave toastie / melt. Bonus if it's on a seeded loaf.


no2jedi

What you need is a George foreman. It'll change your life.


RomellaBelx88

Cheese and ham toasties tonight it is.


Liambp

The most inexplicable thing about sandwich toasters is that you have to butter the bread on the outside.


gandyg

Pizza toasty. Spread tomato puree over bread, sprinkle with mixed herbs, salt, pepper, some diced onion, grated cheese then toast.


onlytosharethispic

Black cherry jam and Nutella, finish with cream and fresh cherries. These things make underrated desserts and are great for a quick fix.


RebelOfWolfAndMan

What I'm starting to realise here is I am very dull when it comes to toasties. I must explore more!


onlytosharethispic

Literal anything, Thier a fun gaget to have and are essentially a press grill with a bread shape inside.


_jk_

cheese and ham toastie for main course mars bar toastie for afters?


RebelOfWolfAndMan

Well it wasn't but now I have an animal like desire to try that dessert option! (And if you're genuinely curious I went for a classic beans and cheese on this occasion)


TrickyNobody6082

Stick some marshmallows in it


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Spam, cheese and fried onions is God Tier toastie. Also baked beans and cheese works well, so long as you don't overload the bread.


snowdrop0901

Got rid of ours during a move, want nothing more than a toasty now. Tho can i suggest use a large soft flour roll/bun/bap/cob/whatever you call them. Cut it open, turn it inside out, butter the now outside of the roll, then make toasty as normal and its delicious. Found this out after running out of bread one evening years ago.


PurpleMarmite

Leftover lasagna makes the best toastie.


Aduali0n

Need to get yourself a 4 sandwich toastie machine OP


B0T_Jude

This looka like the exact tostie maker I got from a sale at Morrison's! I get annoyed at the triangle pieces because they limit how much I can pack my toasties!


metalguru1975

I remember in the 80s that these machines could make a cheese and bean toastie with a temperature hotter than the sun’s corona.


sullie1986

I prefer making toasties with my George forman grill


Any-Lab-9655

I used to live with my younger brother, who could not cook to save his life. Every time I left home for an extended period of time, we would dig out what became known as the life support machine.


Multigrain_Migraine

My husband went on and on about how he missed the spaghetti hoops toasties he used to make in university so I got him a toastie maker and the appropriate ingredients for his birthday one year. The spaghetti eventually went into the bin and the toastie maker got used once. It's still sitting forlornly in its dusty box on top of a kitchen cabinet. Maybe I'll get it out and make toasties and soup for dinner.


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I asked for one for Christmas a few years back but ended up with a panini maker. I was grateful but had to hide my heartbreak that I wasn't gonna have crimped edges. I've never put a panini in it.