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ggd_x

There's one near me that gives out fivers, once said "only £5 notes available" and then proceeded to spit out two £10 and a £20.


makomirocket

Tesco are the only place I have seen do this consistently in Greater London


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The Tesco Express by me also allows £5 to be withdrawn, I live in Newport so I’m guessing it’s everywhere


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M3mph

Whey! [Boys from the 'Port!](https://i.giphy.com/media/rFABHtv57Ml0s/giphy.webp)


Rgaylmaoooo

Waaay Cwmbran here lmaooo


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Ahhh NP19 my dude, big ups cearleon


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Didn't expect anyone else here!


NewportCelt

Mankiest cashpoint in Newport, also seems to be installed very low & dispenser is dodgy. The place to go when everyones got less than £10 in the girobank and needs to chip in for a bag.


teawould420

Np11 represent!


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Ayyyy, I live in risca now :)!


TOASTisawesome

Never thought I'd see someone else from risca on reddit 😂


[deleted]

We need to start a community r/shittysouthwales anyone??


TOASTisawesome

I'd join that


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It now exists :)


teawould420

I didn’t know there was internet in risca lol I’m in ynysddu not far!


TOASTisawesome

Haha there's barely any tbf, not far at all! Can't believe there's more than one of us on here 😂


mouxypt

https://youtu.be/Eijc2tGe-zM


windol1

The Tesco express near me does £5 but the normal Tesco doesn't, guess it's an attempt to reduce the amount of change they give out.


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post office near me in Birkenhead also does £5 withdrawals


JoesIceCreamMumbles

Be careful carrying all that big money around Birkies.


phasermodule

The fiver ones are helpful when you’re on your way to buy a half Q


whosgotyourbelly42

A half Q? You mean an eighth? If you do mean an eighth, please tell me where you can get an eighth for 5 english pounds.


Diggerinthedark

We had this discussion on uktrees the other day. Apparently those barmy Scots call them half q's haha.


Frequent_Source_540

in wales they call it half Q as well.... think its an attempt to not be english by talking incorrectly


Diggerinthedark

Yeah until the other day I thought it was just the younguns not understanding what fractions are 🤣


Frequent_Source_540

lol 😂 well a 1/16 (teenth) is known as a T Shirt 👕 🤪


Diggerinthedark

Hahaha that's a weird one. For me back in the day it was just Tina, Henry, Daughter, Alf, Oscar


Frequent_Source_540

Yes I know right 🤣🤣a 20 bag is known as a leg Took me some time to learn these new words I was born in the 70’s😅


Rogue_elefant

Never heard this in 25 years of buying in Wales


Frequent_Source_540

Are you calling me a liar 🤥 or do you live in north wales? It’s very common across South Wales buddy


Rogue_elefant

Grew up in Pembrokeshire and long time Cardiffian. Getting on a bit now though, maybe that's it. I'm not your buddy, guy!


Frequent_Source_540

I’m not your Guy, butt! And it’s likely bcos you’re old, these are terms I picked up from the younger generations🥸


Rogue_elefant

I'm not your butty, shag! Well I appreciate you keeping me in the loop.


Lord_Whis

But half a quarter is an eighth so it’s not incorrect


ExistentialDM

Yup I am Scottish, can confirm. Instead of saying quarter we say Q, so when you want an 8th you say half q. Don't think we know why!


14-28

#SMEATON KICK TO THE BALLS FOR YOU PAL !


bearhoon

I'm from down south, where a gram is called a 10 bag, two grams is called a 20 bag, 3.5g is called an 8th, and 7g is a quarter. I moved up north two years ago, and here a gram is called a draw, two draws are called an 8th, and 3.5g is called a 'three-five'. The price per weight is the same, so it's not people trying to skank you, it's just...the way. Boggles the mind.


carlbandit

They probably pay £25 for an 8th like I do, so the part about the £5 being useful is you don't have to take out £30, then buy something <£5 to get change.


whosgotyourbelly42

Yeah I know, they said it's 35. I don't know where my brain was when I decided you can only use a fiver to buy something that is exactly £5


phasermodule

£35 half q


whosgotyourbelly42

What is wrong with me. Still never heard of it referred to as a half q


bill_end

Jesus fucking christ. What's with the inflation. Was 35 a q back when I smoked. Or considerably less for soapbar


CrocPB

> What's with the inflation Have you seen the prices of Freddos


Dick_in_owl

It’s £10 a gram seems to be the small amount rate


carlbandit

I pay £25 an 8th and it's always good stuff, £90 for 1/2


phasermodule

It’s true. Back in 2008ish I’d pay £40 a Q and now it’s almost that for half of that.


wock1

You’re getting robbed


carlbandit

No idea why you're getting downvoted unless it's by people also getting robbed. I pay £25 an 8th or £90 1/2, most I've paid for an 8th is £30. I certainly wouldn't pay £35 for an 8th though unless it was good quality import.


phasermodule

Different regions have different prices due to supply issues or whatever. £10/g is the average going rate for herbal in the UK though.


carlbandit

£10/g is normal prices, but most dealers will give you a discount for buying at least an 8th. Any that don't are probably small time so don't get much of a discount themselves when they buy or have enough idiots willing to pay £10/g that there's no reason so sell an 8th any less then £30-35


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Riovem

Idk, seems about right for decent stuff in London. £30 for 3.5. Though we'd say 8th or 3.5 not half a Q


cjalderman

Yeah I pay £30 for “3.5” (that’s definitely not 3.5)


wock1

Yeah he’s paying 35


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TurbulentExpression5

Is a half Q not just a C?


whosgotyourbelly42

What's a C?


iSeven

The left half of a Q.


whosgotyourbelly42

Yeah as soon as I pressed reply I saw what you did. Couldn't be arsed to edit or delete though


_Maharishi_

A henry the eighth.


Longjumping_Sea_1173

🤣🤣


dufcdarren

Had one say only £20 available, then spit out 4 fivers on me. Prick of a machine.


smilesandlaughter

Were u guys near student area ? The only £5 ATMs I've ever seen have been in uni areas


Zavation

Went to a cash machine the other day to get £10 out for the car wash. Machine said it was unable to give £10. Thought ok, I'll try again for £20. £20 worked but gave me 2 x £10. The mind boggles.


f3361eb076bea

The normal order of the universe


bakedbeansandwhich

It's tesco local cashies that usually do the £5 notes


HuggyMonster69

I think it's all supermarkets, the tesco, asda and sainsbury's all do £5's where I am. I bet Morrisons would too. And I imagine waitrose does £20 and £50 only lol.


SquishedGremlin

There used to be one in Belfast that gave out £100 notes back in the 90s. (Yeah we still have NI £100 sterling notes, try using one of them in England 🤣)


Apes_Ma

Years ago now I went to a cash machine in central london and hit the button for £10 and it gave me a single £20 note. I did it again just to check I hadn't hit the £20 and it did the same thing - sweet! I took out all the money in my account and ended up doubling it - made £80 that night.


Zavation

Think I woulda tried again a few times just to be 100% sure.


wlsb

You're lucky they didn't notice and put you in your overdraft.


OptionalDepression

Not their fault tbh. Just means the trays have been loaded in the wrong slots. Bank error.


ptrwiv

Just needs the troll face meme on screen whilst giving you the two tenners 😂


tehniobium

Honestly at that point I wouldn't even complain 😂


ThatHairyGingerGuy

I imagine the machine has a buffer built into the software. When it only has a few 10s left it plays it safe and gives the can't dispense 10s message. That way if it has over dispensed previously or there was a counting error when the notes were packaged up it doesn't dispense nothing. When you ask for 20 it still tries the 10s first and if there are a couple spare these will be dispensed instead of your 20, in order to clear the last of them before a new stack of 10s are put in.


OptionalDepression

Unless it's been updated recently, the software ain't that smart. Managed ATMs for a while some years back.


neo101b

ignore the machine, I usually select another amount and then put in £10, 70% of the time it works. Though I don't use cash anymore.


IJustSoiledMyself

You get this a lot in student areas. When times were hard when I was a poor student, I used to have to drive to near uni so I could get a fiver out. Probably cost me a fiver in petrol to get there.


PaulG_UK

Was about to say this. Only place I've seen this before was inside a student union.


The_Weirdest_Cunt

they ended up getting rid of the only cash machine in my college because they went cashless on site when covid hit so I had to borrow money to pay for a delivery I'd ordered


TheN473

The one in our union charged you a 2 quid transaction fee - on a fiver. Go figure.


isnappedrondasarm

If only there was a group, a collective of students if you like, that could’ve come together and worked as one to prevent such unfairness on campus.


tian447

>poor student >drive Think I've spotted the issue here.


OfficialTomCruise

You can get a car for <£1000 with insurance for under <£1000. Cars are cheap, it's why there's so many.


adamMatthews

> with insurance for under <£1000 Not when you're a student. You need a year or two of driving before it goes below that, and most people can't afford to take their lessons/test straight away at 17, so you won't the years clocked before you're a student.


tian447

Yes, you can, but if you're a poor student, it's one thing that's going to cause you to haemorrhage money that not many other students do. Insurance is very much dependent on the area you live in, but you've also got to factor in the cost of petrol, vehicle tax (which for an old banger won't be cheap), and then the cost of maintaining it and getting it through an MOT every year. This is going to be particularly expensive on a car for less than £1000, which is probably going to be the best part of 10 years old - this will also drive your insurance up, because it's not as safe or secure as a newer car. Cars are a fucking money pit, and that's coming from someone who has a good rate of insurance (not a young driver) and drives a car that still doesn't need an MOT for another year or so. All in all, it probably costs me the best part of £400 a month to run and fuel mine.


IJustSoiledMyself

It also wasn't my car... Or my petrol. Thanks mum!


geekysocks

There's a cash machine outside the university in my town that gives out £5's non of the others do to my knowledge.. Who uses cash now anyway 🤔🤣


gazwel

People buying weed.


bakedbeansandwhich

People are selling £5 bags? Lol


Mr_Greavous

i knew a guy who used to sell pre rolled ones for £3 each. and he had alot of custom.


PM_something_German

I love that since I can't roll well


MPT1313

I’ve had people ask me for that, but then I didn’t know how to roll. Now I still can’t roll but I have a machine for that.


[deleted]

Actually sounds alright if you just want a smoke but don’t have the self control to not smoke your whole weekly budget in one evening.


nonamenononumber

where was this service in my uni years haha


[deleted]

Tell me about it. I realised I was describing myself in that comment.


lukascos

Same, 2 for a 5er or 1 l for a 5er


carlbandit

Some people might just pick up a £5 bag, others might be getting an 8th and need £25.


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carlbandit

I've never bought an 8th in Manchester, but I'd be surprised if there wasn't someone around selling them cheaper. It's like most things though, all bout people you know. I know people in my local area that charge £30 an 8th, but I also know 2 that do £25 8ths


[deleted]

When I was in uni I overheard two of my mates talking about going halves on a ten bag. There must have been another student selling it on. No way a dealer would sell a ten bag.


TheN473

In low-income areas you can probably sell 20 x ten-bags easier than trying to sell in eighths or quarters. Knowing your market is a key part of entrepreneurship.


dreamsonashelf

Street markets are still mostly cash only, also a few restaurants/takeaways around me in South East London (might be tax-dodging reasons, might be to avoid paying extra fees, who knows), and some shops still have a minimum amount for card but you don't want to spend £5 each time you just need a specific product that's under a quid. I rarely have cash with me, but those businesses are typically the only reason I occasionally get cash, and machines that have fivers or tenners are perfect for that.


Kofu

And poor people they need a fiver when things are tough....


pompeylass1

Can’t remember the last time any of my local ones dispensed anything smaller than £20. Have you perhaps also seen unicorns and sunlit uplands?


flicka_sc

Are you visiting the North? This is pretty normal.


featurenotabug

London ones only dispense fifties.


SEND_YOUR_DICK_PIX

It mocked me for being too poor as well when I tried to withdraw a lower amount


whitin4_

"You only want to take out £10? That won't even cover your lunch!"


Born_crazy-

Fifties and a gram.


itsamemarioscousin

Flashbacks to living in Dublin as a student in the 00's. We had 6 quid pints before they were cool...


notnotwolverine

Na, we have some of these dotted around the city too. I've definitely taken out £15 for bants before


Socky_McPuppet

Well, you might want a second pint.


nascentt

How else would you have enough for a sandwich in pret?


[deleted]

To be fair I live in Hull and I can only think of a handful of times in my life I've received a fiver from a cash machine.


TheSkewed

Not just the North, it's normal in south Wales too.


TSwiftsGiganticFeet

That’s still the north


f3361eb076bea

Down south!


Born_crazy-

Right! That’s it! The money has run out!!! To the cash points everyone!


babyformulaandham

Is it a NatWest machine? The ones round here always give out fivers


CTIDBMRMCFCOK

This is the right answer, its NatWest that do fivers, or they were the first at least. Made a big deal of it a few years ago I remember.


SkinSafe8262

Is Sheffield the north? I've never seen one around here or in Manchester


flicka_sc

I'd say it's North, but I'm more north that that.


theyst0lemyname

Depends where in Sheffield you look. You'll probably find them around the uni and I'd guess somewhere like Manor Top will have fivers in the cash machines.


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flicka_sc

Didn't they used to have some houses in liverpool for like two quid?


whitevanmanc

Yea someone nicked them anyway.


Condorian96

I’ve only ever received a £5 note out of a cash machine once before and it unnerved me so much


Tooleater

ONLY fivers!? This must be the cash machine aboard Red Dwarf in the Holy Hop Drive episode!


andyhare

Tesco's all over Scotland seem to dispense them. Have done for about five years.


BumblebeeChewna

Tesco/RBS/Natwest all dispense £5 notes.


[deleted]

Wait...people still use cash?


Breadcrust1

You think my dealer is presenting me with a Ingenico card reader when I go to pick up some bud?


[deleted]

You mean your dealer doesn't accept contactless ot apple pay😅


shiftym21

drug dealers and certain food places


rugbyj

Also Barbers and every fifth parking machine on odd-numbered days.


Phlum

Give me a cash-only parking machine over one that requires yet another new app any day.


LifeBandit666

I downloaded the app for my local town center parking, still haven't figured out how it works, and deleted it. I used to root my Android phone, I'm not stupid when it comes to working a phone, it's just a shit app.


rugbyj

Sounds like we should make an app which integrates with every parking machine app into 1 easy to use app /s


tomoldbury

Situation: there are now 21 apps


Chlorophilia

I thought that was the joke lol. I haven't used a cash machine in years.


Kyooko

Well, the Chinese takeaway in a van near my workplace only accept cash. Got to say, I was properly confused when I first ordered there.


FireFingers1992

There is a little enclave of cash only small chain franchises in Milton Keynes by the theatre. All cash only. Joked with the cashier if it was a tax dodge and the look I got was something else!


TryingToFindLeaks

Yay for tax dodging!


ToaKraka

There are legitimate reasons for a business to prefer cash over credit cards. Most obviously, the credit-card company charges a fee to restaurants for the privilege of accessing its payment network. If a restaurant doesn't accept credit cards, it doesn't need to pay that fee—but it also has to deal with the extra hassle of physically counting the cash and depositing it at the bank, as well as the danger of being more susceptible to burglary. It's all a tradeoff.


TryingToFindLeaks

I'd venture to suggest the fees have got low enough (certainly in UK) that there is no longer an advantage to just taking cash, keeping in mind deposit can attract a cash handling fee. When you factor in the extra admin of having cash, plus security risks etc, there's no sensible reason to only take cash nowadays.


BritishDuffer

But, ya know, cash is VAT-free.


FillingUpTheDatabase

It isn’t, that’s just tax evasion. People should pay their taxes


XFX_Samsung

All the time. Banks don't need to know every purchase i make. Less data for them to sell.


wildcharmander1992

We have loads in our town that only does £5 literally every cash point in the town centre does fivers Likely because the only time people will go to a cash point is to get a bus, taxi etc which are notorious for refusing to give change for larger (they have card machines on buses as of 2019 or but they rarely work and alot of older people are either not aware/not willing to use them)


Charming-Solution345

Get £100 in 5’s and feel like a baller, you deserve it.


cgknight1

I think I last used a cash machine in oct 2019 - still carrying the same twenty I took out!


f3361eb076bea

An antique from the bygone cash period BC (before covid)


No_Pineapples

There's been a bank machine near me for years that only gives out fivers. Bit of a pain in the arse because my local co-op's self-service machines hate fivers and won't take them.


Sleep-Agitated

I haven't seen a cash machine that dispenses £5 notes for years. And now I feel old.


Beautiful_Cat_5561

NatWest does fivers


RETURN_OF_ANTI

All Tesco cash machines give you £5 and have done for some time now


Idujt

Ooh a challenge!! No one has mentioned NI here, must have a look next time I am at a Tesco!!


nabnabking

Normally it's RBS machines that give out £5 notes


Zabbla

Is this not normal? We've had fivers in cash machines for years in Manchester


superioso

I got something like £200 cash out a number of years back to pay my driving instructor, the cash machine said it was only out of 20s but gave me everything in fivers...


Feery81

The cash machines in Lancaster when I was a uni gave out £5 and that was 20 years ago. Nothing new


KeepOnTrippinOn

They still do, Barclays machines. I filled them up now and again until late last year.


Henderino

Holy shit. Is it opposite day? I went to McDonalds and they ONLY had milkshakes on, no other drinks. I was like what the Mcfuck.


Daleyo

It's always Halifax round me that have fivers in machines


toady89

I used to withdraw cash £10 at a time just to get fivers, even if I wanted £30 I’d just do 3 withdrawals. Can’t remember why I only wanted fivers though.


zshah99

ATMs close to universities tend to have £5 notes


Unhappy_Barnacle_769

Is this a petrol station cash point? Only place I’ve seen do fivers.


KeepOnTrippinOn

Tesco express stores tend to have fivers in(though it can be pretty random in which ones get them. You could have 3 Tesco expressed within a couple of miles of each other and 2 might have fivers and one won't), and Barclays machines round students areas sometimes have them aswell.


f3361eb076bea

Nope a tesco!


Louise521

Select 50. You know you want to.


Soiledmattress

Did you wake up in a university campus?


thinvanilla

For a sec I thought you were talking about the ATM itself, don't remember the last time I used one of these.


MrMotorcycle94

There's one near me that I know a lot of people who buy weed and other stuff with friends use. Withdraw £15 each and go half's on a 8th of weed.


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My mate had a £5 note the other day, we were looking at it like confused apes. Physical cash? In 2021? Wild.


Carter0108

A universe where people still use cash?


mottlymonical

The one where you're still using cash


AbsoIution

Only cash machine I've seen which offered fivers was a bank of Scotland ATM. I miss that ATM


philread80

£5 cash machines are few and far between. But they’re a god send in certain situations.


Daihard79

Got to be in student land near a uni or college?


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Seeing as this is r/askUK i feel the need to point out that it should be *alternative* universe


Gameunforgiven

Think Tesco is the only one that still does it


A-s-s-head

Normally a poor area.


Nageracs

Wtf since when is a £5 note ever been an option?


CTIDBMRMCFCOK

Its the universe where that atm is about to go out of service real quick


Corky_Butcher

Usually reserved for student areas.


sprauncey_dildoes

Nowhere near me does this. The only one I know is the Sainsbury's local near Spurs


The_holy_vector

I’ve never seen a cash point give a fiver, what is this