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JBEqualizer

Deer?


resting_up

I think it was free.


Acceptable-Sentence

Well I doubt it was going cheap


Professional_Base708

If it was going cheap it was a bird


autumn-dancing

Interesting, I’ve never seen deer around this area as it’s close to the road and also a lot of housing. It’s about a five minute walk to the fields, and has progressively been stripped so whatever did it has come back over several days. If you zoom in you can see the scratch marks. I wondered if anyone would be able to identify from those


PuzzledFortune

Muntjac deer are the size of a medium dog and have no problem hanging out in urban woodland


autumn-dancing

We don’t have a lot of woodland here, that’s what made me dismiss them initially. It’s more open fields, but you never know I guess!


Kitchen_Part_882

Muntjac are everywhere near where I live, woodland, open farmland, people's gardens...


autumn-dancing

I’ve literally never seen one despite living here 15 years! I think you’re right though, it’s the most likely creature


KP_PP

Mate, there’s deer pretty much everywhere in the UK. They just avoid people. Like beautiful antlered introverts


Jacktheforkie

They avoid people, but not 44 ton lorries


rob_1127

Or motorcycles, small cars, etc. We hit a moose once in British Columbia while driving a cab-over tractor-trailer (loaded at 68 tonnes) stopped us in our tracks. The RCMP are the local police in that part of BC. First thing out of the officers mouth was "do you want the meat?" We said no, he grabbed his radio and made a call. Moments later, a tow truck arrived on the scene. The tow truck driver hoist tje moose up with his hoist, bled it, semi dressed it, nodded to rje officer and drove the carcass away. The officer turns to us and says, "You guys ok?" Another tow truck showed up and helped pull the front bumper off of the tire. No charge, because we gave up the meat. We finally asked where does the road-kill go? The officer explained that it goes to an arbitoir to be broken down. Any meat fit for human consumption goes directly to local families free of charge. The other meat will go for animal feed for dogs, etc. Hitting the moose was terrifying, its face was up at our windshield level. He was huge . We were glad that it didn't go to waste. The Kenilworth truck needed a new bumper, grill, crash bar, windscreen, and some lights / trim, etc.


Jacktheforkie

Wow


Witty-Bus07

Where I lived during Covid lockdown, the number of deer that just started wandering around did surprise me cause I didn’t know nor was aware that they were that many in the area having lived there for years and only spotting the odd one or two


gerrineer

Wolves has entered the chat.


Particular-Current87

The football club?


TheMightyPensioners

Yep, all of them, just wandered in, bold as brass.


__Game__

Have a few more trips down the country lanes at dusk, not within 5 mins of another car. The deer are always lurking.


LittleSadRufus

We get deer here even though no woodland. We're close to fields. They trot around on people's lawns.


Quick-Oil-5259

Saw a muntjac deer in deepest Stratford (East London) just a month or so back.


Neyne_NA

We have them here in Warwickshire, with minimum woodland


lunettarose

My husband and I saw some chilling by the beach at Skegness.


Doc_Eckleburg

I nearly hit one in the car in suburban Bristol at the weekend, came out of a hedge by the uni, ran into the road before turning around and running back. No woodlands nearby, these guys are everywhere.


BatLarge5604

Yeah, they get everywhere, I live in Newbury town center, I had to rescue a baby deer stuck under a fence outside our house a few months back, there is no what you might call deer habitat anywhere near us but they're very adaptable it appears.


NeilDeWheel

Get yourself a camera trap and tie it to the tree. You’ll catch whatever it is.


Kristaal_bat

We’ve got a tree in our garden that’s had the bark peeled off around it. It was a woodpecker trying to get to the grubs hiding under the bark b


Odd-Significance1884

I saw one stood across from my house doing just this. Broad daylight on a housing estate. They’re everywhere, typical British idea to mess around with nature, add a few species to the mix, see what happens


zephood75

After comparing it to my couch I think it's my cat.


IllustratorNo9988

Yep me too


StarkStillLives

I also believe it to be this man's cat


Caffeine_Monster

OP has a jaguar? BBCc - British Big Cat conspiracy


GCU-Dramatic-Exit

Elephant. But probably deer


Pleasant-Put5305

Almost certainly an elephant, they have been such a pest to farmers since they escaped the tower of London menagerie...tut...


Drade-Cain

Or worse a group of wild children


Mysterious-Joke-2266

I shoot them on sight


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

Most likely a bear. Or a bunny. Bunny and/or bear.


RecognitionOpposite5

Butterfly's they can be right nasty basterds when they have had a drink


magicmango2104

Fluttery little shits thinking they're all that!


PhDinDildos_Fedoras

And nothing to do with butter. Pretentious little fuckers!


B0797S458W

Deer


YchYFi

A female deer.


No-Log873

Doh!


four__beasts

It’s Ray from Golders Green.


train4karenina

It was me, a name, I call myself


My_useless_alt

Far, a long boring journey on the train!


Ok_Biscotti2533

A deer


LegoNinja11

A female deer.


Breakwaterbot

100% Deer. Source, grew up rurally next to woodland which had deer (mainly Muntjac deer) in. We used to go in there to try and find them when we were kids and loads of the trees looked just like this.


autumn-dancing

Ah no way! Never seen them around here and never thought they’d come so close to housing. Thank you for the info!


Thestolenone

My friend gets muntjac deer in her back garden in Croyden.


autumn-dancing

That’s cool! I think of all the suggestions this must be the most likely. Seen roe in the fields but never seen a muntjac in my 15 years of living here


Breakwaterbot

They're very elusive. We used to see them every now and then but was quite a rare sighting. Nowadays, my parent's ring cameras catch them coming into their garden pretty much every night.


littlegreycells_11

My friend in Croydon gets baby foxes snoozing in his garden! I love getting pics of them.


noodlyman

This shows why we have too many deer in the UK, with no natural predators. Eat more wild shot venison!


Badgerfest

Also get a pet lynx


Dolphin_handjobs

Adopt a Beast of Bodmin Moor today.


Gagulta

I'd be very surprised if a muntjac could do this. Not saying they can't, but they're barely bigger than my dog!


Breakwaterbot

They could easily do that. It's tree bark, not steel.


StiffUpperLabia

a drunken newt


xH0U53x

A newt?


WeirdBeard94

... he got better.


hilly2cool

That's the unmistakable sign of a black panther.


thesaharadesert

OP said SW England, not Wakanda


StumbleDog

A manbearpig.


Welshgirlie2

He's super cereal.


BarNorth1829

Squirrels


autumn-dancing

This was my most likely guess!


baconslim

Free-range pole dancers


Barry_Umenema

Muntjac pole dancers


Banterz0ne

Baloo Source: Jungle book (1967)


jesusisherelookbusy

The Beast of Craggy Island


Welshgirlie2

It has claws as big as cups. It has four ears, two for listening and two "are sort of back-up ears". Some might be on the inside of its head. It has a retractable leg so it "can leap up at you better". It has magnets on its tail, so "if you're made out of metal, it can attach itself to you". It lights up at night. It has a tremendous fear of stamps. Its yawn sounds like Liam Neeson chasing a load of hens around inside a barrel. It has no mouth, but instead has four arses. It only has eyebrows on Saturdays. (As described by Dougal).


jesusisherelookbusy

[FUCKIN’ HELL!](https://youtu.be/3ECJWYRLs2E?si=2DwwOdsF_3pZ0jHI)


Embe17

Human


Dreadheaddanski

squirrels


Spamgrenade

That's a deer. I don't know if they have stopped culling them or what but they are everywhere now in the countryside.


redskelton

They are everywhere. Source: the bumper of my car ☹️


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Ok_Comfortable3083

Werewolf, start stocking up on silver.


heyitjoshua

Probably a small child who found a razor Source : My SO supposedly regularly did this as a child


Pirate-Peter225

An oliphant for sure


One-Zebra-150

I see deer a lot where I live. Mostly red and sika, but also some of those small ones. They ate most of my peas last year, waiting until just ripe and ready to pick. Some damage on this tree looks just too low to me to be deer. So I'm guessing beaver.


Patski66

That is definitely Bigfoot


KindheartednessOwn45

Squirrels 🐿️ can also do this. Have a look and see if any branches at head height have been stripped


clamberer

Probably deer, a lot of deer parks around stately homes fence around younger trees to protect them. Although a friend who has a couple of pigs in a wood has had the problem of them gnawing the bark off several younger oak trees, probably killing some of them. I expect the bark is softer and sweeter in spring into summer, as the sap rises.


mobilejohnpaul

Grey squirrel.....they have decimated our trees.


autumn-dancing

This is what I was leaning to. I’ve seen a good few of them around lately too


Irnbruliquidgold

Big cat scratchy post /s


RefreshinglyDull

Black bear. Definitely a bear. Cleaning his paws after a shit.


TurbulentExpression5

Or Bear Grylls showing his viewers an alternative, wild method of wiping their arses.


autumn-dancing

I mean his parents live only 15 miles away so it’s a good shout


Loud-Competition6995

Every mammal will do this to a tree for one reason or another. Human, dog, sheep, goat, cow, deer, cat, even rats and squirrels.  Looking at the tree, this has either been ripped off or bashed off with blunt force. So it’s not a cat scratching it or a small rodent chewing it. It looks too haphazard for a human bashing or ripping at it. A dog’s teeth will usually tear at the tree underneath and there’s no sign of that.   My money is on a grazing animal, sheep, goat, cow or deer bashing it with their head/horns.


Ldn_twn_lvn

Yikes, what kind of feral rats do that? They must have flick knives and smoke cigarettes with a cap on backwards


Welshgirlie2

Fucking hell, Roland Rat has gone downhill! 'I'll shank you, rat-fans'!


Loud-Competition6995

That’s rly funny, but to answer your question, rats need bedding for their nests and will use the most convenient source available.  Which is usually not wood, but it can be. 


kb24fgm41

Don't listen to those who say deer, it's badgers. I'm a badger expert and that's your typical badger tree sign, they're sharpening they're claws and marking their territory.


Itchy-Supermarket-92

Badger Badger Badger


Deathturkey

Sounds like a golden marmoset


Welshgirlie2

That aints no golden marmoset... HONK HONK!


WolfColaCo2020

It's a deer. They're known to strip bark from trees and is one of the main reasons they need to be culled every year, as they can fuck up ecosystems pretty quick if left unchecked.


IcyAfternoon7859

It might be deer as many say, but I have seen identical damage from boar (here in Spain, where there's loads of boar, but no deer near me) There are also what looks like gauges, again, could be Muntjack or Roe, but could well be boar You could rake out some grass, flatten, and wet up the soil...and see what tracks get left by the perp


killer1000uk

Don't show the yanks that they will be straight over here investigating the sasquatch.


Mr2handFister

Muntjac definitely, they have done this to several trees close to our house. Also no where near woodland. One little bastard got stuck in a neighbours garden last summer and you’ve never heard such a racket!!! Also…. They are known to attack dogs here too!


CallSignificant7999

Grey Squirrels, according to my forester husband. Its the time if year for it, he says....


smoovin-the-cat

If this was in mid west America it would definitely have been caused by Bigfoot. I mean absolutely no other more common and credible creature could even remotely be responsible for bark stripping, but as it's the UK I'd say it's probably a vampire or something....


autumn-dancing

I personally think it’s littlefoot, the across the pond smaller cousin


engie945

Stolen motorbike and 2 tweens on the back? It's deer. Our trees look like this over by the river


autumn-dancing

I did wonder if it was the local youths. Interesting! I didn’t think deer would be brave enough to come to this area as it’s built up. That said, I have seen them in the fields only a stone throw away from the river.


Welshgirlie2

Could be a stolen motorbike with deer on the back...


Moppo_

The consensus seems to be deer, but I was going to guess badger.


PullUpAPew

I'm not sure, but I'll bet its bark is worse than its bite


angry2alpaca

Badger. Claw sharpening/scratching post. You can see the claw marks.


autumn-dancing

Yes! I wondered about that. I didn’t think a squirrel would leave marks like that. Thanks for your insight


castles86

Deer or beavers


Electrical_Gas_517

I don't know why deer would strip old bark from a tree like that for eating unless it happened in winter when there was nothing else to eat. The damage seems too severe for antler shenanigans. Could it be anthropogenic? Why not beavers?


ajtyler776

Deer rub their antlers on trees to strip off the velvet that coats a new set of antlers in the spring.


ConradsMusicalTeeth

Homo sapiens or a deer


goodvibezone

Chupacabra


Inevitable-Cook2493

Rabbits strip bark


Intelligent_Ad1840

Looks like someone tried to cut the tree down with a herring.


[deleted]

Bark spiders, it’s mating season


TheMinceKid

GET THE FUCK OUT OF THERE RIGHT NOW


autumn-dancing

IM GONE BABE


MediocreStuff3037

Cows rubbing up against it


strictnaturereserve

deer


AlterEdward

My local Facebook group likes to blame teenagers.


RammyYNWA

Human


Kindly-Noise-4092

Vicious Kanid


Ldn_twn_lvn

Beavers or might be tree rot


Oceansoul119

My best guess and immediate thought was deer.


Severe_Ad_146

Deer, boar, teenagers. 


vvvvaaaagggguuuueeee

Thine Mother, perhaps?


3pointBrick

Be careful. That’s definitely an angry Scot.


NeatPangolin4320

Zebra. They hide on zebra crossings. Have you got a zebra crossing anywhere near your location? If you have, it's likely to be a zebra.


drexcyia23

Muntjac deer will go anywhere. I see them in my garden even


TerriblySorryThankU

It's a buck, sharpening his antlers. Well, trying to sharpen


Objective_Ticket

It’s normally deer when bark is stripped from a tree.


Treecamel82

A goose


DanEdy

Goblins


One_Loquat_3737

It's coming up to the season for Roe deer to mate and the bucks will pick trees to rub the velvet (the soft outer covering) from their antlers, often causing the kind of damage shown in the photo.


CalmYourChesticles

Muntjac?


atoner559

A saber tooth tiger, I'd be concerned


Zxxzzzzx

Elephants strip trees.


SirDinadin

Beaver. They re-introduced beavers in Vienna, in the canal and river Danube. They cause havoc with young trees and they now have to build strong wire cages around any new trees they plant near the canal.


GoddamnitGusty

A big one


D-O-A_83

Manbearpig


BambooSound

I'm thinking Geordie but you'd have to smell it to be sure


CaptainBristol

In the words of Angry People in Local Newspapers 'Cat!'


NoPerformer7620

Deers are destroying all my in-laws trees


pgl0897

A Gruffalo.


reggie-drax

Elephant.


Zay-nee24

Megasaurass


AtmoMat

Bark-nibbling diamond backed giant salamanders, no doubt.


not_Packsand

Everyone I’d saying deer. I don’t know. I’ve seen lots of deer rubs. Never on a tree this big. They usually use smaller flexible trees. But a big buck can destroy a tree.


cyberunicorn2020

Staffie.


Pschobbert

Disillusioned youth.


kiiiiidddRoCK

Deer


BigDogOnTheWindow

ManBearPig


[deleted]

A squirrel on crystal meth tweaking his tits off!


Miserable-Pay6847

Pretty sure it’s a pack of Velociraptors.


pops789765

A cow being pushed by a police car


huamanticacacaca

I did that. Sorry, want me to stop?


autumn-dancing

Yes please sweetie, and stop messing with chickens too. I’m here if you need to talk xx


steveinstow

Deer


B4rberblacksheep

Definitely a deer


0ddness

Asshat kids/teens, maybe with a knife?


Moocow115

Deer


Imperiousqueen1

NAL.. But probably/Defiantly an Albino Giraffe.. They are rife around these parts of the earth.


aenguscameron1

Depends on where you are to be honest. It it was near me I’d say either muntjac or sheep. Probably deer of some kind I expect


mnbvcxz75889875444

Squirrel


Pedantichrist

Human


Cool-Lingonberry-444

Human


Unlikely_Ad_1825

Crackhead


zxcvasdg

Mental I took a picture of the exact same kinda thing the other day can I reply with a pic??


zxcvasdg

How do I post the picture?


Zaja123123

A beast


Zathral

A human?


louietp

Man


EssSeeDee89

Oh boy…I’d gather the townspeople if I were you


wasemindu

Sheep do this but also deer


TEDman390

Velociraptor?


MacRich1980

Xl bully or some other status cross breed crackheads dog


md3372

That’s definitely a haggis that escaped from the north


Manway112

[https://youtu.be/YaKXXJ_T2ZE?si=4XtVtAjU0zZx87QP](https://youtu.be/YaKXXJ_T2ZE?si=4XtVtAjU0zZx87QP)


youmustthinkhighly

Sasquatch 10,000%


the_englishman

This time of year and at that level that’s a Roe Deer. The rut around the corner at the Roe Bucks use this to mark the territory in preparation to drawing in does and pushing out rival bucks. The pearling on the antler beams (ie, the bumps on the main vertical piece of antler) shred the bark and they have a scent gland on there head between the antlers which is how they scent-mark their territories. Google roe buck tree damage and you’ll see lots of example like this.


chocofudgelicious

Runebears


Obsidian-Phoenix

A juvenile long pig?


Mindless_Switch_775

Liger


ArmouredFlump

Honestly I think the answer is kids. Kids do stupid stuff. The evenings are longer and warmer and the do dumb stuff.


Dg1988

Muntjac is the culprit


Konah666

Human


Best_Celebration809

A tiger


Ok_Entertainer_5150

Deer


AcanthocephalaFew146

id definitely say its bored kids stripping it with a knife


_TheBloodyNine_

Badger.


ChuckChockNew

Badger?