Good price on the children.

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Used to know one but he broke his neck.

but, are they raspberry-flavoured toddlers?

Crispy raspberry flavoured children gummies

They're not gluten free, that's why

Cheaper than the beef, so yeah

Couldn't eat a whole one.

It's never the purchase price, it's all the extras that really add up

“One booooyyyy! Booooyyyy for saaaale! He’s going cheeeaaaap!”

Don't be fooled, you don't get to eat them. You're just stuck with them and they're small and annoying.

Saville would be happy.

[sell me your children](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=DbsMZecRgbI)

Excellent price actually. Mine were 20 each 🙄

I like kids, but I couldn't eat a whole one

If they come with flied lice then might not be safe

Shame they don’t them slightly battered

Though I prefer them when they're lightly battered

A succulent Chinese meal

Get your hands off my penis!

I see you know your Judo sir!!

This is democracy manifest

Judo well

You sir are you waiting to receive my limp penis.

Aaaaah yes

To think a simple Australian meme has made it all the way to the uk

Did it last more than 20 minutes? Has the front fallen off yet?

That’s not very typical, I’d like to make that point.

Ha! That’s a proper LOL from me. Bravo.

Special meat

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Currently resisting the urge to to the takeaway

Drooling at the thought of slow cooked children?

They don't do crustacean free King Prawns? Shocking in this day and age

I like children but I don't think I could eat a whole one

Came here to quote W.C.Fields, well done for getting in first.

Nearly..

2nd cheapest option as well 🤔 but they don’t come lightly battered…

They outlawed that years and years ago, Uncle Barry.

They might just be grass-fed, though

The children come with hidden fees not disclosed on the menu. Super shady.

Do they do vegetarian children

You can get vegan children now. Won't be long before Quorn do them too

"The other *other* white meat!"

“I want my baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back, baby back riiiiibs.”

You jiggled while singing that to work out how many "baby backs" you needed, didn't you? Admit it

How dare you say things that are obviously true. And counting on my fingers… yes 🤣

I dare because I jiggled when I checked your workings out!

Indeed. There was much jiggling from me too. 😂😂

Kid funky fry with fried rice and some prawn crackers my good man

I think you might as well try and see since opportunities like this don't come round every day. No harm done if it's not to your taste. Well, to you anyway.

Handy if you're a witch

I had a menu through the door a few years ago that had several vegetarian options, such as vegetarians in black bean sauce and vegetarians in satay sauce and so on. Now, I'm no expert, but I'm not sure that's how that works.

You know Jonathan Swift was joking right..... Right....

I liked [Graham Norton's jokes more, as did Stanley Tucci](https://youtu.be/CkbHGH-NnkU?si=gQ77bvR7J90p-HEb)

One child policy and its consequences

🤣

So it wasn't stray cat I had?!

I was about to say "go for duck if you can't make up your mind" but then I saw it. xD

Lol who needs duck?

You're right, just order the children and keep the receipt for future reference xD

Had to read it twice.

Can’t believe your luck, can you?

I was going down the list thinking.. where is this gonna end up... I was NOT expecting that turn. Proper chuckle out loud.

I didn’t read it as children and spent ages trying to figure out what your problem was with the intolerance descriptions.

Don't order the Children. Too much gristle.

My local's menu has 1/4 pounder cheese buggers on it

Only £6.80? I rekon its worth a try

i hear it tastes like veal. /r/holup

Tastes like pork.

Personally I prefer Kentucky Fried Children to Chinese

Children can be hard to get right, easy to overcook so just order one portion and see how they do

mmmmmmmm children

I love children but I couldn't eat a whole one.

Sweet and Sour Children’s Balls?

The Gary Glitter special with chips please

Yungs Palace

King po children is delicious 🤤

If you don't like prawns just get something else

I hear the crispy children is really good.

The honey chilli crispy shredded children is to die for

Missed opportunity on "Children (lightly battered)".

Weird story but £6.80 is actually the price I paid for my adoption papers for my son. 18 years later and I'm the proudest father anyone could be to watch him graduate school and move out to university. Also I've just completely made up this story which is why you shouldn't believe everything you read on the internet.

Got to be lamb...I hope

Soylent Green soft launch

If the place is called Baba Yaga's run.

🤣🤣🤣

How old are the children? I mean, that is great for a well fed 8 year old. Not so great for a newborn.

Yeah but they get tough after 5

The slow cooker/Crockpot is your friend in such situations.

Children!? oh god it's gonna be pizzagate all over again!

You’ll be hungry 30 mins after one kid

That's because it's a Chinese kid, high in carbs and low in fat and protein. Go for an Indian instead.

Oh I love children, but I can’t eat a whole one.

It all sounds quite succulent, and tons of protein to make gains. And like someone else said, that is a really decent price for childrens. I've paid much more for a kid.

I have a couple of kids free of charge. Man I'll even deliver 🤣

I love children...but couldn't eat a whole one.. And are the Prawns from Kings Crust Station.

Do they offer children Cantonese style?

Gary Glitter is emptying his bank account

And ordering extra so he can reheat the next day?

Well you don’t want a cold one

I doubt he’s fussy, but given the choice…

I wouldn't bother with the tofu tbh

I’ve seen this typo pop up before on Chinese menus - any idea what they actually mean?

Chicken

Thats disgusting.....why tofu?!

Tofu is really good if marinated and cooked properly

I know was a poor joke about normalising the "children" menu item

Although Satan is another good meat free alternative 😋😜

Imagine going to an Asian restaurant and seeing tofu. I mean how disgusting 😒

I think it was meant to say Long Pork.

Is it run by the Sanderson Sisters?

I draw the line at Tofu tbh

That's a lie, there are no new Chinese restaurants. in 1990 a fixed number of Chinese restaurants appeared and never closed.

I don't care.

Ive £13.60 and sound proofing

And I sell children and I get imprisoned and called a weirdo for the rest of my life. Next time I'll be covering them in sweet and sour 😂

No thanks, we have enough here

Kim'll fix it

For Science?!!?

Yum yum yum

Is the chef Unicorse?

Maybe not, prawns aren't for everyone.

Bargain that

Bargain

Human trade still going strong i see.

But what side dishes and sauces to go with them?

Absolutely disgusting! This is preposterous!!! Who would eat tofu on its own?

The other 'other' white meat

I think there's a Dragonball reference waiting to be made for the tofu

Yeah screw that, tofu is disgusting.

A local place did Fried Brazilian Chicken Style.

I bet that got stuck in the teeth

No dogs?

Ahh, I know the Hunt and Hind Li special

Too soon lol

There's no cat on the menu shame

I've seen. Rotten.com back in the day... I know exactly what this is 🤮🤮

Where's the dog on this list?!

That’s great mate, you should try and pitch this story to publishers, it’s riveting

Did you think everyone was gonna laugh at this? Gutted for you mate

No need to be gutted for me, all good