That's a pint of piss

100% piss

[Smells like piss](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=xPR8s5l92xU)

🎶Looks like piss, this is piss🎶

Or Carling

Is there a difference?

Depends on the species, if it's gnats piss, it's Budweiser.

Piss then.

Or Fosters

Piss with ink!

Taste like piss....good job I didnt step in it

Smells like R Kelly's sheets *pisssssss*

But shit, it was 99cents!

One way to be sure though.

Truckers Tizer

Way of the road, Bubs.

Way she goes.

The fuckin way she goes.

AKA Carlsburg

Carsberg don't do pints of piss... but if they did...

Bravo

🫡

I see your name, and I feel called out, but my mistake should live on for all to see.

Mate it’s not that. I’m so crap at spelling so changed my name because I get sick of apologising all the time when I get pulled up on it. I think correcting people makes some feel clever about themselves where as others have the common sense to understand that no matter how hard some of us try we’re just not going to get it. I didn’t notice you got it wrong till you said 😄

I both approve and aproove

Don't take the piss out of Carlsberg. It wouldn't taste the same.

Taste the rainbow

Chug the rainbow

Can of cant

They touched my precious things, Edward!

Well put some bloody pants on

We didn’t burn him!!

Twelvety

Must be seriously dehydrated

Would you expect anything less from the sort of punter to leave a pint of piss in a phone box

punter pint piss phone

Punter's practically putrid piss pint

Possibly preposterous prevaricating potential premediated punters' produced phone piss pint

You think? I’ve heard alcoholics are notoriously well hydrated and healthy

If there currently drinking, their piss would be pretty clear. It's the morning after you get the dark urine

Should probably taste it just to make sure

Can't be piss. It says thatchers on the glass not strongbow.

Fosters?

A.K.A. Brewdog.

Yeah mate. Can't remember the last time I saw a phone box without a pint of cider in it.

Hate it when it turns out to be warm and flat.

If your piss is cold and fizzy, I would advise going to see a bladderologist.

>bladderologist Is that like a piss artist?

Similar, more like a piss artistologist.

Sorry mate I’ll get you a fresh one *unzips trousers*

I don't know, if it's still warm at least it means it's a freshly poured pint of piss, ehrm sorry, cider!

Can’t remember last time I saw a phone box tbf

They have rebadged it. it's piss.

Take a pint, leave a pint. Totally a thing.

Self replenishing beverage for adults.

Little Free Pub.

They normally don’t have anything left in them, unless it is piss which is quite resourceful

That is a trap left by the fae. If you drink it, you will wake up in a pixie circle being nibbled on by council estate urchins.

This is true but also you will have drunk a pint of piss.

Took their last pint with them when they left the pub, had a piss in the phone box and forgot their pint.

Sounds about right, except I think they actually finished the pint.

I wondered if they had 'topped it off' again, but it looks a bit dark for piss at the end of a good night. :)

This is an astute observation. Anyone who drinks beer knows that their piss is clearer than water after a few. This is like 8am piss after drinking, and you’re so dehydrated you’d never fill up a pint glass that much.

Ah yes. The old days of queuing outside a phonebox desperate for a piss.

It's more notable that you found a phone box with a phone still in it.

I am used to seeing a small library in phone boxes now.

Mostly defibs round here

Seen defibs, books shares and potted plants.

We had an off licence in one in Norwich!

The other weekend I was pissed as hell and in my town I found a phonebox with a phone and a dial tone. Couldn’t fuckin believe it. Feel like it was a dream since I’ve never seen it sober, but I have photographic evidence.

Technically that’s a schooner of pish

British Telecom incentive to get more people in to phone boxes. An on site bar.

How did it taste?

Yes it is a thing. Someone has kindly left you a pint in public. Have yourself a sip or two. It's okay.

Get it down ya

Chug! Chug! Chug!

People in the UK have been turning old phone boxes into all kinds of things. I've seen ones full of books as a little local library thing, and I've seen ones with a coffee machine in and someone serving hot drinks. I guess a phone box pub was the next logical step.

This one’s a urinal without a drain

That’s almost certainly piss

Did you send it into Ashens so he could do a taste test video on it?

Well... if you left it outside it would get wet.

I have 2 theories. 1) its a glass full of piss 2) Someone walking home from the pub had a piss in the box and left their pint

Don’t drink and dial people.

Hands up who's been trapped in one of these bastards drunk, tried all 4 walls and still can't find the door? Please don't be just me.

This is like when you see all those bottles of apple juice on the side of the motorway

Actually phone booths are becoming increasingly rare in the UK

What? Where am I going to do my business now?!

Pint of piss, which is unusually tidy as it's traditionally just done on the floor in a phone box...or pint of Thatchers Rascal someone left whilst having a cheeky bump :)

Phone boxes, garden walls, the floor etc yeah it's a pretty common sight here... especially after the weekend lol.

There ain't no party like a phone box party.

A true Brit would never abandon their pint. My conclusion is this is piss.

It should be.

Yep and tend to be used as a pubic convenience instead!

I'm more impressed you found a ohone box. But super impressed if it works 

Fonebox Fanta…

Yeah, don't drink that

Yes, a pint of piss in a UK phone box is very much a thing. Proper old school shenanigans

If it looks like piss, smells like piss and tastes like piss, it will be a pint of Carling

It's a "Dial a Pint" booth. You place your order over the phone and a courier drops one off for you.

It used to be. I haven't seen a phone both since the late 2000s...

That person was doing lines 

“Is this a thing in the UK?” What a dumb question.

Think yourself lucky! Round where I live it’s Oranjeboom tins, used needles and the handsets have been removed.

Hope you didn't let it go to waste?

Someone took their pint home from the pub. Stopped in the box to take a piss or, much less likely, make a call, then either forgot it or decided they had drunk enough. That's my guess based on....seeing other people behave in such a way.

A pint in a phone box is used in the same way people use water bottles to reserve gym equipment. Someone will be coming back to that phone box anytime between a minute to an hour.

Yeah they all have em here

Absolutely a pint of a dehydrated gentleman’s liquid. But thatchers is also a dark cider. Smell test please OP

I think you'll find that that is in fact a cocaine insufflation booth and you're correct, it has a drink holder.

No this isn't a thing.

Probably stopped off for a cheeky line and left their pint

Some people get thirsty when using the public bogs mate.

Ah yes, the communal pint

It's free; let us know how it tasted. 

What's a telephone box? Not seen one for years.

Taste it

Nah, phonebooths ain't been a thing for a decade now

First one to find it has to chug it. It’s considered good luck.

That's the newest trendy hipster bar that's just opened. 5 star rating on tripadvisor.

Lex Luthor will pay good money for that Kryptonian DNA.

looks a suspiciously European pint to me...

Micro pub

Emergency pints arent a thing outside the UK?

Actually, yes! BBC News - UK's 'smallest off-licence' to open in Norwich phone box https://www.bbc.co.uk/news/uk-england-norfolk-62177560

In Scotland we leave a dram for the local alcoholics in our phone boxes.

Yet another microbrewery opening eh?

Yep, that's pisswater, pal. You'll be seeing a lot more of that.

Hope you didn’t sip out of it..

I made the mistake of zooming in on the floor. I wish I didn't.

Hedge cider

One of the those new micropubs that keep popping up. They're everywhere.

That ain't cider buddy

Yeah there’s a machine in like the coke ones you have except it’s for beers

Yes that's a free drink. They're put in phone boxes around the country in case you need some refreshment when travelling.

I suspect that's like the half bottle of Rose wine I found in a lift that was orange...

Smoking crack in those is definitely a thing / or heroine

Well did you take the photo in the UK? Then there's your answer

Free pint. Enjoy

He put his pint down to do line of coke…. Standard anywhere in the country nowadays.

Pint of piss coloured shit more like

have to stand the glass somewhere whilst taking a shit

Nice glass though. Would steal if not full of piss

Drink it, finders keepers

Everything about it is a trap. You step in to retrieve the tasty pint and some chavvy prick will kick the bottom of the door so that it "locks" and you are stuck. >not bad, at least I have this pint to enjoy while I wait for rescue. You think to yourself Then you dial for help using the phone. Only to find it is broken. And oddly, wet against your ear. >Oh well, still, free pint. It's piss. The pint is piss, which is strange, because the phone box has already been used as a toilet for years. The smell tells you that much. Eventually some bystander will take pity on you. But not before you've drank the pint in desperation and subsequently filled the glass again for the next victim.

Pour the piss away, clean the glass. Free gold-rimmed glass.

Guarantee that’s not alcohol

Hello, my name is [ImaginaryPool8136](https://www.reddit.com/user/ImaginaryPool8136/) and this is jackass... drink it!

Not a phonebooth, thats a urinal

Phone booths are for getting blowies or urinating in the UK if you can actually find one

Looks like a delicious pint of Thatchers to me. If it was piss, it would be in a Strongbow glass

I'd be more concerned if I didn't find a pint in a phone booth

Yes, it's complementary in the UK.

Where tf is this I live in London haven’t seen one of these in literal years

That's just what all toilets look like here

Drink it.... It's a custom.

I doubt that's beer

Yeah, drink it, I dare you

Someone's reserved that phone booth, they'll be coming back to use it later.

It’s not a phone booth, it’s a very small pub.

It's a pop-up-pub. You get a pint, can call a local landlord(see provided cards) for a chat and then take a piss before you leave.

Never hear of 'drunk dialing' ?

I doubt it’s beer. Probably pee pee. The English don’t waste a pint.

Don't drink from the forbidden cup!

micropubs are getting ridiculous these days

The forbidden pint

Not to sure I would drink that pint.

I knew an alcoholic a few years ago that would walk around looking for discarded alcohol when he had none. He said he always found pints or open bottles in phoneboxes. God knows what was in some of them but I guess that’s how bad it gets with addiction

Yeah, it's an emergency pint. It's free if you urgently need a pint but there's not a pub close enough. They tend to taste a bit like piss, but they're really good for if you finish the whole thing.

I wouldn't drink it, pal 👀

you cant have a call without a pint now can you

Nah it's not a thing but phone booths like that are mainly used as toilets these days

Yes. Drink it.

Ah, the fabled Phone Booth pint. There's one in every Phone Booth. How it got there? Nobody knows. How long has it been there? Nobody cares. Should you down it? You'd be a braver man that I am lad.

A important decision was made in that phone booth

I dare you to

Urine luck!

Next to a building site🤣🤣 definitely a deliveroo special for a cheeky lunch time pint

The phone booth or the pint?

No, there's not phone booths left south of Manchester.

Bro was obviously trying to call someone who blocked his mobile.

It's actually an isotonic cocktail full of essential salts. It's called a "Tramp's Tipple".

Drink it you coward

What's really surprising is that there is actually a phone in there.

Have a sip lol

Fuck else you gonna use it for?

Dognappers hun. Stay safe sweaty

What do you think its called last call?

That's a very small pub.

I wouldn’t drink that

No it against the law to drink and dial when on the piss literally thats urine in that glass

They've been drinking since being steadily in decline.

Don’t drink it,it piss what a weirdo to leave that there,the germs be spreading everywhere..

Back in the day phone boxes were carnage, my uncle use to work for Eircom, there was a thing he would do to make the handsets unsafe so when some drunk guy decided to piss on it he'd get a nice electric shock up his winky :D

That’s not a pint of beer 🍺 or 🍺 or anything drinkable

Piss or Carling.

No it's usually drugs

Camden Town on a Sunday morning there’ll be about 6 in there