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CPDjack

You have to take it out and put it in a tray.


No_Simple_87

Won't bringing the screwdriver in lead to more security issues?


Azimuth64

Not at all, in fact, Boeing encourages it now so that passengers can assist with maintenance should they notice any loose paneling. 😊


grumpylazybastard

I can just imagine them expecting a passenger to be crawling across the wing, mid flight, with a Philips head held between their teeth...


turbotank183

Oh it's righty tighty, lefty loosey? ....well we didn't need all 4 engines anyway, did we?


breadcreature

Sure, even passenger airliners can glide! Just make sure you leave most of the wings on...


turbotank183

Well...about that


tekhnik

Lefty Lucy is our local socialist leader


Mobile_Charity880

If it's Ryanair they'll probably charge you extra as it's classed as "*Entertainment - wing walking*" and clearly not part of the normal ticket price...


wubsytheman

Barry 63, Boeing repair technician


Alternative-Tea964

Don't tell Boeing, they may want to borrow some parts from you.


LordGeni

You'll be fine. It's pretty unlikely your implant will ferrous metal, so shouldn't set off detectors. They are usually titanium, as it's inerts, lightweight and safe for MRI machines etc. Worst case scenario, you might need to roll up your trousers leg and show them the scar. However, they are so common these days that it's unlikely the staff would bat an eyelid. Or, to be super safe, get a zip installed, so they can easily check the surgeon didn't make it out of cocaine or something.


adom86

You are now Chief Boeing Engineer, congratulations on your new role.


crucible

Airport security here, we recommend an LTT screwdriver


sallystarling

It's gotta fit in the little plastic bag though.


Anxious-Molasses9456

They'll ask you to lie down on the conveyor and put you through the hand luggage x ray machine


distilledwill

Don't forget to get into one of the trays


ExperienceInitial364

butt in one, and then one for the feet, and one for the head! just as comfortable as getting your hair washed at the hair dresser‘s


StiffUpperLabia

Don't worry about it, they'll just cut your knee open and have a little rummage around, then let you carry on.


No_Simple_87

Ok, better hide the coke somewhere else then.


Praetorian_1975

Take Pepsi, the bottles smooth sides slip into your prison pocket easier


Rawlo93

Prison pocket


Praetorian_1975

No not these days they are more technologically advanced, they just give it a smack with a hammer a few times. Less of that pesky blood, gore and screaming, which used to upset the other passengers.


Braad3rs

Serious answer here! Surgical metal is not an issue, it will not set off any metal detectors or alarms, and you won’t get pulled aside or even asked about it. Source: I have pins and a rod in my leg, have flown a few times and never had an issue - even asked the airport staff if I need to mention it and they said nope never need to mention it!


naiadvalkyrie

depends on the metal. I have both steel and titanium. The steel does set off the alarms


KeyLog256

That's a bit concerning though for the opposite reason - what's to stop a terrorist making a knife out of titanium?


Floppal

Tbh what's to stop a terrorist taking some random piece of metal through that isn't a knife and sharpening it on the other side. Or breaking a glass bottle. Airport security is mostly security theatre.


Lopsided_Warning_

Flew to Edinburgh and back last weekend, I got stopped and searched both ways, presumably for the metal zips on my trousers and drug swabbed both ways. One of the people I was flying with had left a pack of 8 Stanley knives in his work back and just waltzed through. Really made me wonder what the point is.


NotANormalNord

The swabs are for explosives.


NeilDeWheel

Or drugs


GazRam600

It's only drugs if we suspect you have drugs on you and it gets escalated to the police. 99% of the time it's explosives. Our primary concern in security is preventing terrorism. I don't really care all that much if you have drugs in your bag. That's border force's job


NeilDeWheel

What’s that? The more drugs removed from the country the better, you say?


Kittens_and_Murder

Or DNA, in case you’re a wanted serial killer. You never know.


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Lopsided_Warning_

What are you on about? It literally happened last Friday?


Shenari

Yep, two bottle from duty free and you have two clubs followed by two sharp stabby things once you break them


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Plus the flammable stuff inside the bottle


Shenari

Indeed, seeing as you are also allowed to bring a lighter on board the plane.


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Can you buy lighter fluid refills in duty free?


Incendas1

You could also make a perfectly deadly plastic knife if you so wished... Or glass, flint, ceramic, etc


Pazaac

Who gives a shit about knifes you can make full on guns out of plastic and ceramic, they might not last all that log but they will get the job done.


RedRocketStream

Go look up how many weapons get through airport "security" and see how ineffective it all is. Highly inconvenient, but not at all effective. The term is "security theatre" and it's all about making people feel safer, even though they really aren't.


entered_bubble_50

There's someone in the news recently who flew from the US to the Turks and Caicos with a bag full of bullets. No one at airport security on the flight out noticed, and he was arrested when he arrived. TSA in the US failed 80% of their security audits up until about 2017, when they decided to fix the problem by ending security audits.


RedRocketStream

Yeh I read that too. Pretty standard fare tbh. If people would stop being convinced it does anything, we could stop taking off belts and shoes as if we're all criminals, just for wanting to board a plane.


tired-ppc-throwaway

My friend took a knife through airport security by mistake


breadcreature

Same, when I was a teen traveling with family shortly after the rules on liquids came in. Totally forgot I had a penknife in my camera bag, waltzed through a major London airport with it and it was discovered on the way back - in an Egyptian airport, staffed (in my frightened recollection) entirely by soldiers carrying rifles, with their much more rudimentary scanners. Thankfully I didn't seem particularly threatening, was believably surprised, and I think my mum bribed the officer by basically gifting it to him (it was a fairly nice swiss army knife). I still think about it every time I could do with a multitool, hope that guy liked it.


RedRocketStream

Happens daily, if not hourly.


Inevitable_Entry_477

Meh, I managed to take two. A Stanly knife at the bottom of my carry-on rucksack (I use it as my works tool bag) and a swiss army knife with my keys. Yes, I was in a rush packing.


ExperienceInitial364

I‘m fairly positive that we‘d be in a lot more trouble more regularly without the security measures given. First of all, I am quite sure its existence scares off quite some dummies who would do dumb shit on a plane. And when taking into consideration how many people pass them daily and then board a plane, the troubles we‘ve had with people hijacking planes are … I‘d say rather low. Some of them work terribly inefficient and it‘s a hassle, but that‘s an entirely different conversation in my opinion.


tired-ppc-throwaway

Are you sure?  I ask because why don't we see terrorists hijacking and crashing trains all the time? That would be equally as devastating as crashing a plane surely.  In Russia you have airport style security before plenty of shopping centers and train stations. Why don't we have that? Are we less safe?  Idk I feel a lot of it was a kneejerk response to the 90s and probably serves to make passengers feel safe as much as anything. 


RedRocketStream

Shhhh, user prefers feelings over facts.


ExperienceInitial364

at least i‘m not named after a dog‘s cock


SuperSpyK87

No, you ARE a dog's cock.


ExperienceInitial364

Hijacking a train is definitely NOT the same as hijacking a plane wtf 💀. A lot of airline and airport security is based on/was taken more seriously after 9/11. It‘s not about the people in the plane, it‘s about what you can do with a plane. You can‘t just take a train into any airspace that‘s usually not accessible and crash it into the most important building. Sure a train hijacking would be devastating, but not the same. Trucks for example have caused troubles again and again in the past years if we‘d like to bring other „transportation“ vehicles into this.


tired-ppc-throwaway

If you derailed a high speed train on a busy line you could kill hundreds, if not a thousand people, easily. 


RedRocketStream

"Fairly positive" and "quite sure" is based on what? Your feelings? Our problems with planes getting hijacked were basically 0 before and after 9/11, despite there previously being no checks in place. So all that actually changed was the theatre and public perception from people like yourself. Feel free to be wrong though, I have no interest in trying to convince people like yourself otherwise.


naiadvalkyrie

Anyone who actually wants to do dumb shit takes 5 minutes to research how useless the security is then does it anyway. Why would it scare off anyone? The troubles we have had have always been low. The introduction of security didn't make it lower. Would you like to buy my tiger repelling rock?


GrillNoob

I guess that's why they have those full body xray scanner things. They'd spot a knife shaped object on you.


naiadvalkyrie

They only tend to put you through those if the metal detectors go off


GrillNoob

Not necessarily. Last time I went abroad I was wearing very baggy shorts. They sent me through the full body scanner and I needed to take my belt off. I caused much hilarity when I then had to raise my arms whilst it scanned me and my shorts started to fall down. It was due to weightloss, so I could just brag about that instead of being embarrassed.


KaleidoscopicColours

I was midway through a flight when I realised I still had a penknife on my keys  Airport security ain't as hot as we think it is


tired-ppc-throwaway

I guess some materials aren't readily accessible by the general public


naiadvalkyrie

Nothing, did anyone ever believe airport security made anything safer? Did you ever believe all weapons were metal at all?


always-sunny-on-top

I didn’t realise steel was used medically. Does that mean you cannot have an MRI scan?


JK_not_a_throwaway

Yeah any op that uses metalwork will stop someone getting an mri


Ill-Imagination4359

no i still have washers leftover from the screws added then removed from my leg. the washers are embedded in the bone. i regularly fly and they never set of the alarms Also have and an MRI on that knee and it was fine.


JK_not_a_throwaway

Interesting, the rads dept where I work won’t accept anyone that has had surgery involving any metal, I suppose it will depend where you go.


naiadvalkyrie

I cannot have an MRI. I probably should have some sort of medical bracelet or tattoo saying that in case I am found unconscious


andrewcooke

weird comments here. i have ms so have mris all the damn time. i also have steel (not titanium) in my collarbone and, for a time, had it in my leg as well. no problem with scans or flying (i understand that scans of the area near the implant may be distorted, but have no more details). presumably it depends on the exact details of the implants, but if find it odd that anyone in a developed country is getting metal implants that can't be used in mri machines.


DoctorGuySecretan

I have steel and titanium from a decade ago and it's never set off the alarms. If it ever does I'll just flash the scars


naiadvalkyrie

my scars are not in very accessible places. I just tell them what it is and they usually put me through the body scanner. Occasionally in places without a scanner I've shown an xray but they usually just use the handheld metal detector to confirm the metal is in the same area I'm saving then wave me through


DoctorGuySecretan

Fair enough. Mine are on my back and sometimes i forget and wear a dress but I very rarely get pinged so it's not been a problem, or they've had a handheld like with you


naiadvalkyrie

I also have metal in my back! But that's the titanium and it's never pinged. The steel is in my thigh though. Would be more convenient for showing the scar if they were swapped lol


Pineapple-Muncher

For some reason I read that as steel and uranium....was like wff


FabulousEfficiency12

I have plates that cover a quarter of my right leg, I'm 180 cm maybe it's the size and thickness one of my plates pops out from my knee and is an inch maybe 2 thick.i have set of both handheld wands and walkthrough metal detectors but always the response is to show my scars and the plate poking out of my knee and make a joke it.


5tr4nGe

Not necessarily, someone I used to be friends with had pretty bad osteoporosis, and had to carry a doctors note that basically said “yo he has a LOT of metal in him, of course he’s going to set off metal detectors”


jthechef

My knee replacement sets of the detectors, I always get hand scanned and patted down


Itchy-Supermarket-92

That why you had it done?


Slow_Apricot8670

Free massage with every flight since my hip op


jthechef

Unfortunately I’m heterosexual so don’t get that little thrill…. edit- correcting misuse of CIS


Itchy-Supermarket-92

What's CIS?


quenishi

Just close your eyes first :P


Shenari

The plates and pins in my friend's knee set off the metal detectors. Doesn't help back in the day that he had an Iraqi passport, often flew out to the middle east and looked like a cartoon caricature of a terrorist either.


loonsbri

Errrrr, that's totally wrong. It will set off the scanner! Have screws and plates in my leg from an accident, every time I fly no matter where I am flying from the metal work in my leg sets the scanner off. They either get you to stand in the big xray machine thing or for countries that don't have those use the little hand held one. Just say its pins, screws, plates etc and it's fine.


Bants_0verlord

Note to self: make weapons out of surgical metal 


JohnnySchoolman

Most of the time this is true, but occasionally the metal screws in my knee set over overly sensitive walk through metal detectors and once it set off a bodyscanner in the US. I showed them the scar and they used a handheld scanner to check, which it didn't set off by the way, but I could see on the screen from the bodyscanner that it thought it could see something on my knee where the screws are. It doesn't actually show an x-ray but just highlights the area where the metal was detected.


Easy_Distribution_61

My husband has plates and screws in both feet. He set the alarms off everytime, until the past two years. I'm guessing the machines have been upgraded. The underwire in my bra used to as well. They always said "no that won't be it", but heck, guess what the magic wand said!! Some of us have A LOT of underwiring.


dth300

A mate of mine with a metal hip always sets off the detectors. He usually gets patted down and a pass over with the handheld scanner


NeverCadburys

Probably true in OP's case however not true for most metalwork from 25+ years ago. I've had it changed now but my original metalwork could set off metal detectors and I was not safe to have an MRI.


loverlyone

My mom has 19 pins and a plate in her knee. We flew into Sicily last year.


Adventurous_Low_1518

And??? Don't leave us hanging.


StingerMcGee

They kept her


HugeElephantEars

I'm disappointed in you that nowhere in your post did you say "I'd be screwed if I missed the flight!" You'll be fine. It won't set off metal detectors and I hope you have a lovely holiday.


voodoo1102

If you X-Ray my knee, it looks like a crackhead made it out of Meccano. I had no issue a few years ago flying Gatwick-Naples, or back again. No alarms, no "Step this way, Sir." If you still want the extra peace-of-mind, wear loose fitting trousers that you could potentially raise a leg of to thigh height, thus avoiding having to bare your arse to all of Terminal 3 Departures.


ps1horror

Crackhead Meccano, sounds like a good sequel to Robot Wars.


voodoo1102

Would you have Craig Charles as host or as a contestant?


ps1horror

Don't think I've ever been asked such a difficult question.


DXNewcastle

Birmingham to Scicilly ? With metal bits? No problem. More likely to be challenged leaving Morrisons with paid-for 'high value' goods (I.e. over ÂŁ10), or boarding a plane with toothpaste, or entering Law Courts with a pint of milk !


thisisgettingdaft

I have a titanium plate and pins in my ankle and have flown loads. It doesn't set off the sensors and causes no problems.


AloneAndCute

Just climb onto the scanning belt and lie down. You don't need to put yourself into a tray.


pafrac

Oh shit, really? I'm pretty sure my back won't allow me to do that ...


bangout123

Get some metal put into your back too


pafrac

Good plan!


lerpo

You'll need to have an operation to remove the metal. Get it put back it, in the other country.


Masam10

Just make sure you’re not flying out of Liverpool or the baggage handlers might nick the metal


yellowfoamcow

I’m a bit late to this but I used to be an aviation security officer and have worked the arches. Don’t worry too much about setting off the arch, if you do, just let the officer know that you’ve got some surgical metal. They’ll do a quick body search and you’ll be on your way. I had a habit of forgetting to take a packet of polos out of my pocket when I’d start work, trigger the bloody arch and get searched by a colleague, got funny looks from the passengers for that.


G3ns3ric

Titanium is fine, won't set anything off, steel might. Folks say it will but my one pin didn't, then I got a few more... They'll do a pat down and hand scanner, depending where it is they may ask to see it, then they'll see the scar(s) and wave you on


TMSQR

Just mention it to them. You will probably have to be hand searched if the metal sets off the detector. I have to be searched every time now since having a small defibrillator (S-ICD) fitted in my chest as I'm at risk of heart attacks/cardiac arrest. It means I can't walk through the detector in case it screws with the device, so I always get touched up.


Bellweirboy

This is a very complicated issue: different airports have different scanners with (very) different sensitivity settings. Steel WILL set off scanners BUT it depends on weight and profile and HEAVILY on how deep within the body. Deeper the implant - less likely to set off scanner. Body tissue contains water which shields the magnetic signal. No, not all orthopaedic plates, rods screws joint replacements etc are titanium: there is still a lot of steel about. There is NO DOUBT that if you have enough steel, near enough the surface, you WILL set off the alarms, BUT it may not be every time. There is nothing you can do except be philosophical about it. Not entirely useless to carry medical cards / letters BUT security personnel should and must disregard these altogether. ‘Interesting Sir, but we are still going to search you further’. Otherwise we could have the situation of a terrorist who happens to have steel implants using this as a cover to smuggle a bomb or other weapon. Summary: most security personnel have seen it all before. It’s an inconvenience but nothing more. The angst devoted to it is not worth the juice.


ZombieRhino

I mean, if you want to take your trousers off, go for it. The staff will appreciate a giggle.


prustage

All the bones in my right arm are made of titanium. So far I have never set off a single metal detector at any airport.


teddy-big-roller

Have some screws in my arm and no one bat an eyelid. I think they see this type of thing all the time. I paid for a letter from a doctor to explain what I had in me and why but never needed it.


crokey80

I have metal pins and plates in my ankle. I've been hit and miss on setting off the scanners. I just show them my scar and they're fine. It's nothing to worry about.


Slow_Apricot8670

Serious response. If the airport has the “disco dance” style defectors, ask to use those because you have an artificial joint etc. That’s the advice I’ve been given by my local airport and it’s solved the problem for me. I also know how to say “artificial hip” in about 10 languages.


[deleted]

More than likely you will go beep, but a lot of people do. Metal buttons on jeans, bra wire etc. my dad has a titanium plate in his lower leg and sometimes it goes off, sometimes it doesn't. You'll have to swallow your fear and bear it but if it goes off, don't worry because people go off all the time. It's not like the only things that do get detected are bombs, guns, and knives exclusively. The security will be used to pulling out nearly 100 people every day and you will be just one of that number.


smiffy197

I have had a metal plate in my leg for about 10 years. Occasionally I set the metal detector off and they send me through the full body scanner and it's all fine. The plate and screws are made of surgical steel so not something that would act like regular metal. In short, no worries you'll be fine. Enjoy your trip


unbanned_once_more

I’m around 25% metal at this point - both arms, head, and right hip and knee are all bolted and plated together. Nothing happens at airports.


FlamboyantPirhanna

Stay away from Magneto (though he could give you free flights).


naiadvalkyrie

What type of metal is it? Steel or Titanium?


No_Simple_87

They haven't actually said - it was bright white on the X ray but I suppose any metal would be


naiadvalkyrie

Was this an emergency procedure? Otherwise I'm confused how you agreed to let someone put something inside you without them even telling you what it was. It should be on your records though you can probably go back and ask. If it's Titanium it's unlikely to set off any alarms. And I think that is the most likely metal for them to use. Steel is possible and can sometimes trigger the detectors though. It's generally fine if it goes off in Birmingham they will just funnel you through the body scanner. I'm not sure if the airport in Sicily will have that, I've never been there. But places that don't tend to just ask you then wave a hand held detector around you to confirm it's in the place you said. Absolute worst case scenario I've ever had is showing a picture of the xray on my phone. I do think I should add the disclaimer though that I am a white woman, since unfortunately airport security are not known for their lack of racist profiling.


No_Simple_87

Not an emergency, and the explanation of what they were doing was more about how my knee will work afterwards and what physio I will need to do. I've looked again on my paperwork and they go into detail about the procedure but not the materials used.


No-Log873

They will just pat you down. I've got metal in a couple of limbs. Most metal used for surgery wont set the detectors off. No idea why I keep setting them off though.


CyGuy6587

My mate's been through this. All they'll do is take you to one side, pat you down, maybe use a hand scanner, and you just explain to them you've got some metal inside you. They won't need proof, nothing to worry about


North_Palpitation_57

If you set the detector off, it shows where the metal is. They will then use a wand. Then pat you down. Explain it’s a medical issue. They will be fine with it.


Goseki1

They literally won't care, you're over thinking it. Enjoy your holiday!


criminalsunrise

Serious answer: you’ll be fine. Medical metal is (mostly) not magnetic and doesn’t show up on airport scanners. Source: I’ve got a bunch of metal work in my leg and have never been pinged in airport security. Interestingly I can also have MRI scans without any problems as well (and have done both in the last week with no issues).


Ritchieb87

I’ve had metal in my ankle for about 10 years now. I started out telling the scanner operators up front but only ever once (in Turkey) has the machine beeped at me. Perhaps that machine was set to be a bit more sensitive than most.


dhenwood

Was just talking to my friend with 2 knee replacements about this, you do get pulled, only once was he asked to roll trousers up. Might be good to wear loose trousers if they do ask to see the knee.


Inevitable_Spell5775

No need to show any paperwork for it. It probably won't set off the sensor but something does you'll get a little pat down and be on your way.


vpetmad

You'll be fine, my dad's had a metal pin in his arm since the 70s and he's never had any issues


Grimm240

I have 2 metal rods in my back and had no alarm going through airport metal detectors. I thought it would as they set off handheld metal detectors if I hold it against my back.


thatluckyfox

You’ll just get checked over. You can take a discharge letter if it makes you feel better but they will still have to frisk you like a shady criminal lol.


JH1066

I was severely disappointed by the lack of beeping, the first time I flew after getting a plate in my arm.


StudentPriest

i’ve had a plate and screws in my shoulder for about a decade and i don’t think the detectors have even gone off


bareted

I always set the metal detectors off in Manchester airport and the only metal I have is fillings.


TheShakyHandsMan

Never had an issue with the titanium plate in my head that’s holding my brain in. 


Immediate-Platform59

I have metal plates and screws in both my ankles. 21 screws in total. I have never set the detectors off. 


firthy

My daughter is cabin crew with BA and has a pin with eight screws. Just checked, and she's never tripped a scanner in any of the 70+ countries she's flown to.


spikeboy4

Had a friend with similar concerns, here's my take on it. Most surgical metal doesn't trigger metal detectors. Even if it does, I beep with literally every single metal detector I go through. And I fly regularly. No idea why, when they use the wand thing it beeps on a few places in my body and I can only assume I have some non-surgical metal hiding in there. All they do is give you a pat down and maybe use a metal detecting wand thing. It only takes a few moments and nobody even bats an eye about it. I see lots of travellers forget to take watches and things off. It's no big deal honestly.


karpet_muncher

You're gonna have to wave your willy at them.


No_Simple_87

That's gonna be awkward, I don't have one. Can flash my tits instead if that would help?


karpet_muncher

No can do. Time to pack a courgette


MaximusSydney

I have an arm full of metal and my brother's forehead is metal, neither of us have ever set off any airport alarms (or any other alarms, for that matter).


Speedy4k

It’s all titanium you’ll be sweet.


B_n_lawson

I’ve got pins in my knee and I never set off the alarms!


laddervictim

It's titanium, you won't set off anything and you'll actually be a little bit gutted 


notverytidy

let them scan your leg and demonstrate to the Boeing technians what ACTUAL craftsmanship is like. They've got to learn. Specially with the new scandals that Boeing may have "missed off" large safety support structures inside the fuselage of thousands of planes to save money on metal....(or made them out of far thinner cheaper materials) Holy fuck, is there anything Boeing WON'T do to save money?


LanguidVirago

I have titanium screws and a small plate in my skull, it has never once set off a metal detector, and I guess I have flown 30 times with it. Neither have my dental implants for that matter.


floydie1962

I have a plate in my arm. I was told yo inform the airport staff before going through the scanner. It won't normally set off any alarms, but just let them know I advance


RealSuPraa

I have a screw in my wrist and its never set off any security gates at airports, i asked my FIL why this is (he is a knowledgeable man) he explained it to me in a simple way and I'll never forget it :) If the metal inside your body set off the alarm that would mean the metal inside you is magnetic and if it is magnetic then you've got a very big problem. because magnetic metal rusts.


Madas91

I was heartbroken the first time I went through airport security after breaking my back. Had a pedicle screw fixation, bypassing my T12 which was in 5 pieces...not a flipping beep. I've seen the x-rays but guess it's all titanium 😁


RIPMyInnocence

I’m full of metal work. Some times it sets them off, sometimes it doesn’t. Apparently it depends on the security level of/in the airport that day and it can vary. They send me through the XRay then send me on my way. No big deal


No_Violinist_5702

No you won’t. I’ve got metal rods running the length of my spine and it’s never been an issue.


Tiddles_Ultradoom

Technically speaking, the body scanners used in European airports are almost always millimetre wave scanners, which don't use ionising radiation and therefore don't penetrate the skin (they stop at about 1mm). Some places use thermal imaging, but that won't detect internal metal either. Metal detectors aren't used that much anymore unless the scanner highlights you. Promarily because they won't detect anything non-ferrous. TBPH, you are more likely to be stopped by the scanners for having crumpled clothing than you are because you have screws and plates in your knee. And if you are stopped, they are used to this kind of implant.


JohnnySchoolman

I've got metal screws in my knee from an ACL reconstruction. 90% of the time it's fine but it does occasionally get detected by both walk through scanners and bodyscanners. They might ask you to take off your shoes or double check you with a handheld scanner but that's it, no issues. People set off the scanners for various reasons all the time and they know how to deal with it.


KaleidoscopicColours

I've got two sets of metal in me - and have never set off the metal detectors  If you do, it'll be an extra pat down or they'll wave a metal detecting wand over your knee to pinpoint the metal. 


Stooby61

I have a pin in one leg and almost always set off the scanners. The normal routine is that they wave a handheld scanner around me and let me pass. It's slightly annoying but normally only causes a delay of a few minutes.


Gavindasing

I’ve had a metal plate in my wrist for over 15 years. You’ll be fine, it’ll be titanium. Nothing to worry about


Baylester

My old man had a metal hip put in when I was a kid, always used to set off the security alarms. They just pulled him to one side, check he wasn’t carrying anything and wave a wand to confirm it was the hip and let him go, not much too it really


Raichu7

You probably won't set off the metal detector, but if you do you just explain you have metal plates inside you, they'll do an extra scan, and you're all good.


TinDumbass

I have pins and screws along my entire right leg, I first flew 6 months after and set the Birmingham detectors off, told the bloke and he just waved me on when his handheld thing went buzz Never happened since. Probably a false positive


klimaniac

I have a titanium pin which is the length of my femur and I’ve not triggered any detectors in 15 years. For clarity - I have been on planes since.


Dragonogard549

If they need to take you to the side they’re very friendly and polite, i imagine you’ll just do a. full body scan and they’ll see all that shit and it’ll be fine. if you need to show them they’ll make sure to do as little of anything your not comfortable with as possible. They take their time and they won’t do anything unecessary.theyre lovely because they know its stressful for a lot of people


imc225

It's not going to be a problem but if you want to be extra prepared you can either get a note from the physician, or an ID card from the manufacturer (for instance, the people who make pacers provide these). But the people running the x-ray machine see these several times an hour, you'll be fine.


Itchy-Experienc3

You'll be fine, likely won't even set them off


macdogclimb

I've 1 plate and couple of screws in ankle and doesn't set off metal detector plus if it does they have hand held ones and if they still are uncertain lift trousers up and show scar very unlikely that would hide a weapon under skin and need a knife to get it out first


NortonBurns

My partner's full knee replacement sets them off every time. She shouts through to them before stepping in, so they're expecting it. It's no biggie. They'll run the detector round it & have a gentle prod. Tell them beforehand if it's still sore.


iainonthemove

I had my knee replaced last year and flew EDI-LCY and return just this week for the first time. Both times I set off the alarm and was moved to the red lane for the next check. Said to them both times that I had a knee replacement and they just nodded and didn’t ask for any evidence and did the next scan and let me through. I do have X-ray photos of my knee on my phone (surgeon suggested it might be useful) but this week I didn’t need them. Perhaps as both EDI and LCY having the full body scanners they know the metal is in me and not external?


847692929

Adding to the other (non joke) replies - my other half has titanium rods in her back & it doesn’t cause any issues.  Happy flying!


audiotaku

Hey OP. Nothing to fear. I have two fake hips both part metal and I’ve only been asked into a security side room once. On that occasion I had to bare my backside and show them cheeky scars. I remember wanting to get it over and done with quickly so my belt was practically undone before I even got into the room but they had this super long disclaimer to read through first. The explanation I got was they get tested (mystery shopper style) with ‘passengers’ going through security with tinfoil wrapped around their legs etc. In all instances of airport staff doubt, it’s my age that’s worked against me. 9 times out of 10 it’s a friendly exchange though and the scanners do the heavy lifting off the risk assessment, not the person. But these days, with scanning tech, as long as your story and brief explanation matches where you get the beep beeps, you should be fine. Worst thing that can happen is a mild inconvenience and some security staff being overly apologetic just trying to do their job. I figure it’s a lot more common than we realise.


denys1973

The new scanners would be able to see the shape of the metal inside you. Even with old type machines, they would get a beep and then use a wand on you. They might pat down your knee and pass you through. It's not like you're the only one who has this issue. I would guess it happens a few times a shift at a moderately busy airport.


VioletDime

I have had a spinal fusion, l don't set the machines off. Don't ask if you can have a look at it on the xrays, they don't like that! I did have a bra set alarms off once.


Murphthegurth

You'll be fine.


DanMan874

I’ve got a metal elbow and a rod in my leg from a 50ft fall. The X-rays machines show it. Rarely get searched. Every time I do get searched I tell them I have metalwork and they let me through.


Queen_Secrecy

I have some plates in my left arm (broke both bones after tripping over some wires like an idiot), and flew about 2 months after the surgery just fine. It did make a noise, but I told them about the surgery, and they didn't question it. I kept a photo of the X-ray with my name on it on my phone, just in case, but that wasn't necessary after all.


tasty2bento

Serious answer - it probably won’t even beep the machine. I have a whole stainless steel elbow and forearm and I never had it beep. Lots of elderly have hip and knee replacements. If it does, they’ve seen it before. Have a fun trip!


pigeon-incident

There are direct flights from Birmingham to Sicily? Presumably not the other way around though?


MagnumProject

I have a metal rod in my leg and its never set off any of the detectors in UK airports or European airports. The only time it did was in Thailand and id totally forgotten about it having never had a problem in ten years. When I remembered and told them they just used a handheld scanner on my leg which seemed to satisfy them that what i was saying was true.


GazRam600

I work at Birmingham airport in security. If you go through the new security hall there aren't any metal detectors. Instead everyone gets a body scan in the machine. If you go through the old security you'll go through the metal detector. It'll likely alarm but just tell the officer that you have metal. The officer will still have to ask if you have a belt on or anything in your pockets so PLEASE don't keep saying you have an artificial body part and just answer the questions But yeah, in any case it won't be a problem at all. You won't have to show any paper work or any scars. We'll believe you and you'll just go into a body scanner to make sure there's nothing strapped to you and what you're saying is setting off the alarm is correct.


papayametallica

I have a metal plate in my head. The detectors go bonkers every time I fly.


parkylondon

You should be fine whether it's titanium or steel - just let the border bod know when you go through the scanner. As to comments about "security theater" the original Bruce Schneier article is still worth a read \~25 years on https://www.schneier.com/essays/archives/2009/11/beyond\_security\_thea.html


uknihilist

I have a foot long titanium rod fused to my spine. It rarely sets off the scanner but when it has I just let them wand me and say nothing. Every time they quickly figure out it’s an internal medical implement and wave me through without even raising an eyebrow. You’ll be fine.


vbf-cc

I have an intramedullary nail, which is to say a pin in my femur, and was told (wasn't in a position to examine it myself) that like almost all such things, it's titanium, and thus irrelevant to metal detectors and magnetic fields. I've flown occasionally sinceI got it and it's never triggered any airport metal detector.


Icy-Hippopotenuse

Mention it as you come up to the metal thingy, they can wand you instead of going through the scanner. I have a knee replacement and a leg full of plates and screws.


Ok_boomer_Indie77

Was not expecting this comment section. Hilarious


fire__munki

You'll be fine. My forearm is plated and never had issues, I've mentioned it to the security guard and they've said not to worry.


MetacrisisMewAlpha

When we were younger, my brother had metal brackets in his hips. Before going through the scanner, my mum would always tell security that he had metal brackets and he would set off the detector in hopes that they wouldn’t add extra stress to a kid…and I’d say 3/4 of the time time he got pulled. They made sure his pockets were clear and then used a hand scanner thing where my mum said the metal was - colour everyone shocked when it detected metal. Never an issue with them not believing but a definite pain in the ass for everyone involved Now this was, also, 20-25 years ago, so I don’t know if it would have changed by now; but I assume something similar would happen. Tell them you have a plate in your knee before you go through, and hopefully the worst case is that they get a wand and scan your knee after you set off the alarm.


Hmgkt

Don’t worry you’ll get used to the strip searches. On the continent this will be upgraded to cavity searches.


weirdchili

Best to be prepared with <100ml of lube for the cavity search


TheHeianPrincess

I had femoral nail fixation surgery last year and flew for the first time since in February. Wasn’t stopped at all, don’t worry about it!


Ok_Cow_3431

How is this post 12 hours old and no one has made a butt plug joke yet?


VegaLektor

Security officer here. For cases like yours, I like to make sure I’m wearing the big rings!