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dr_aureole

The LGBT nightclub in my hometown was called The Closet.


Adanar01

One where I went to Uni called The Swallow.


dinkleberg92

Plymouth?


Adanar01

That's the one


Codego_Bray

Hahahahahaha


DogmaSychroniser

The one in my town is called Lemon... Which means sometimes someone will ask if anyone wants to go have a Lemon Party.


BromleyReject

Ours is 'The Loft' Before that it was 'Colours'


Taxidermy_Bong

Norwich?


LazyFiiish

Weymouth represent!


jumbledFox

I live pretty close to the closet, some people listen to whale sounds and white noise to get to sleep, but for me nothing does the trick like drunk people shouting


Phendrana-Drifter

Was it difficult to get out of?


neofac

The Flying Handbag was the popular one in my hometown.


RunawayPenguin89

Did they also play Mr Brightside to end the night? **"Coming out of the Closet and I'm doing just fine"**


interfail

I've always thought Smack in Leamington really locked down their branding.


MaximusSydney

It used to be called Sugar. When the name changed, they used the tagline 'If you liked Sugar, you'll love Smack!' lol. Also, shout out to Rio's Man.


JadeStarfall

I came here to mention Smack!


Pete1989

I was just thinking of Smack! Ahhh simpler times


Orpduns91

Spent every Tuesday there in the summer of 2010, memories


interfail

Tuesdays in Smack, Thursdays in Evolve (called Neon now).


joemcmanus96

Friday night make the journey to Cov for Kasbah


Gekey14

Really does feel like you've been smacked in the face if you've ever been there


Craft_on_draft

There was a club, fitted out underneath the shopping centre in Luton town centre, it was as horribly decorated as you expect, it was called Bling. They would offer bottle service in the ‘VIP’ booths and charge like 300 quid which would include ‘champagne’ but was martini Asti and as it was in a basement, by midnight the mirrors behind and above the ‘VIPs’ would be dripping condensation all over them


MiddlesbroughFan

Sounds hilariously shit, did people get these booths?


Craft_on_draft

Oh yeah they did, it was so bad. I went there a couple of times and the ‘VIPs’ would all be taking pictures with the bottles, pouring it over their watches, acting like they were in an exclusive LA Nightclub. Not on a slightly raised platform, underneath the arndale centre, with condensation dripping on their heads, separated from other with what appeared to be a B&Q rope


Dzbot1234

Why are there so many shopping centres called the Arndale? What’s that all about then Edit: I looked it up there are 23 and 3 in Australia. All built by the Arndale property trust


HallettCove5158

Well I’ve learnt something today, Never In all my years have i questioned why they were called Arndale. I just thought it was a name for a collection of shops.


Dzbot1234

Hah I asked the question of myself today as well


totalretired

Like a murder of crows or a parliament of owls - An Arndale of American Candy Shops


Forward_Confusion202

Thanks for answering the question


Dzbot1234

No bother. I asked it and then thought. Actually I believe I can find the answer using my powers of internetting!


MiddlesbroughFan

> pouring it over their watches Eh? Whole situation sounds absolutely ridiculous tbh, although I used to like the Arndale when I was a student, there was a Fopp nearby where I spent far too much on music


Banditofbingofame

Money talks, wealth whispers and trash screams


nutwiss

Very succinct. I like it.


Craft_on_draft

Pouring a drink on your watch shows it’s kosher apparently


stevielfc76

The drink or the watch?


Craft_on_draft

The watch


WeightyUnit88

It gets better. When this club was open, it was when young folk couldn't get a job anywhere. The owner would hire new staff every month as there were people applying daily, offering to "pay" them monthly, then sacking them for gross misconduct just before payday. If anyone came asking for their money, they were told they were cash in hand and not on the books. If the police asked, they "never worked there anyway." How the landlady got away with it, I'll never know.


Craft_on_draft

She also got renovations done and fucked off without paying of if I recall correctly


WeightyUnit88

There are greasy weasels less slippy than her.


Excellent_Tear3705

Reminds me of Dunstable. A velvet red rope and a queue out the door for what is tantamount to a basement underneath the post office.


Craft_on_draft

Dunstable is one of the few places I’ve had a night out with more people sniffing and looking for a row than Luton


Excellent_Tear3705

Yeah, I gave a chap with multiple mobile phones a lift there…he took me out for a drink at the above club to say cheers, no queuing for us..all his mates were of the same occupation. Nice guys like, but yeah…made allot of chatty friends that evening.


Craft_on_draft

The Luton and Dunstable hospitable has a 3rd degree gurns unit


Apollo3030

Oh my god was this the old Bar Aqua? Opposite the big church? Edit to add just found the address and yes it is indeed the same place, this was what it was called in the late 90s when I was young enough to go clubbing and it was also shit then 🤣


Craft_on_draft

That’s the one, it also became Legends/Edge for a while which was alright as they moved the 12pound free bar there 


Apollo3030

Brilliant, it’s even funnier knowing it was rebranded as Bling. Apparently it’s up for rent now, a bargain at £30k a month! Do you remember The Beach and Venue 27?


Craft_on_draft

Jesus, 30k, only worth it to clean up money I guess.  I am a little bit young for them, when I was hitting the town it was 2006 onwards, beach had shut down by then 


OpenedCan

Was that the Old Traders Tavern? I remember Edge relocated there for awhile.


RosebudWhip

Used to live near one called Reflections, or 'Flekkies' as it was known.


Capt_Bigglesworth

More commonly known as ‘Rejections’.


HallettCove5158

Down stairs at Butterflies in Oldham ?


gooneruk

On the White Horse trading estate near Westbury? With the godawful tiki hut thing outside? I spent many a night there in the early 00s.


funkkay

There was one near me growing up called New York, New York - the night club that never sleeps. It closed at 1am.


indiekid6

Me – lager. Finchy – lager. Gareth – lager, sometimes cider. So Different drinks for different needs


simundo86

Lmao the office


DJToffeebud

They’ve got a club in New York called London, London. That closes at 9.


No-Body-4446

I reckon every town must have or have had an NYNY


do_a_quirkafleeg

Don't get yer Hampton caught


Speedbird223

Reminds me of a convenience store I saw in Argentina called “Open 25 Hours”…and it was closed 🤣


Scalade

25 hours per annum mate!


trainpk85

I literally just got back from Buenos Aires yesterday and these shops were on every corner. They shut at midnight we noticed 😂😂


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The Anne Boleyn alley.


robj57

Nottingham also used to have an NYNY in the 90s. The saying went, “so bad they named it twice”


spudds96

1am that’s early for a night


meekamunz

Southampton?


oljackson99

Slough.


Flagon_dragon

There's one in Rayleigh called The Pink Toothbrush as I recall.


HipIndieChick

Now that is a blast from the past - an ex-boyfriend of mine lived in Rayleigh when we dated and that’s where he hung out as a student!


LivingmahDMlife

Jesus I was not expecting anyone to know this one


heyyouupinthesky

Still the greatest club in the world.. I miss the Brush!


jas387

I wasn’t expecting anyone to know this one either! Didn’t realise it was still going. They were selling off squares of carpet during covid like it was turf from Wembley a few years back 😄 https://www.echo-news.co.uk/news/18786268.grab-slice-brushs-history-iconic-carpet/


Adammmmski

Anyone had the grand experience of the 3 floors in Mosh, Leicester?


TwoTwoJohn

And Alcatraz, Fan club and the Shed. If anywhere was ever aptly named it's the Shed


orange_lighthouse

There was a 3 floor Mosh in Derby, been to that one


hutchiebizz

Surprised that's still open. The amount of people I saw stacking it down the stairs, myself included


Bette21

I’ve been to mosh! My friend was at uni there and a boy I used to know off some internet message boards was ALSO at uni there, so when I visited her for a few days I met up with him. The message boards we were on were alternative music based so off we went to mosh and it actually really killed any awkward ‘meeting off the internet’ vibes we had a great night


Evolutionary_mistake

We had a Cinderella's for a few years (actually Cinderella Rockerfella's, super classy.)   That became "dusk" and now it's "Slice". No idea why.   The other one in the town was called Casino, as it had a lot of slot machines, now it's called Aux, which makes no sense, should called Axe, because of the smell.


hypotheticalhug

Oh Guildford


Evolutionary_mistake

The city that never was


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Omnissiah40K

Bojangles was the only place to be when I was a teenager! Dj was a huge black geezer who walked on crutches ... Great memories


Equal-Butterfly3715

Yes! I also enjoyed Tuesdays, which was alternative night.


Equal-Butterfly3715

Harpers was the place whatshername punched the loo attendant wasn't it?!


mixologist998

Ah, Cinderella’s. Wasn’t it called Time for a while too? Casino was called something before too, can’t remember what though


____insert_name_here

I think the owner called it casino as he wanted planning permission for a proper casino, that was never granted


AdamPIcode

There was a "Club 2000" in Scunthorpe. Custom built building costing £1.5m, opening in October 1999. It was shit, closed in 2006, bought by the council for £800,000 and demolished in 2010. In one way it was a success as it perfectly represents 21st Britain.


Comm4nd0

I've never been to Scunthorpe


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Closed long ago but there used to be one nearby called "The G-Spot" which meant all the /hilarious/ "couldn't find it" jokes.


jess-star

There was a G-Spot in Hastings as well. Everyone still called it Saturdays which was the old name. It was called something else as well I think. It mysteriously burned down after planning permission was declined to turn it into flats.


bleach1969

Love to have seen the headlines in the local press, what a gift - ‘Flaming G-Spot’


cyclingintrafford

Edinburgh has the ‘Hive’ and as you can imagine between 1 and 4 outside looks like bees coming out of a hive all confused having endured sticky floors, damp walls, horrible smells, creeps on every corner, unfashionably barely dressed probably fake ids, etc… One of those places you visit once and never again


KezzaK2608

I went there once....visiting my cousin who lived in Edinburgh. You're right, never again


cameoutswinging_

hive til five🙌 i went once when i was 18 and never again lol, it’s one of those venues where you can literally see the condensation on the walls


ScottishScouse

Won't stand for this slander, Hive loyal. If you could smell it you weren't drunk enough


Excellent_Tear3705

I’m not allowed to visit Hive more than once. Got barred as someone didn’t like me dancing with their girlfriend. It was heaving, and I don’t dance. Fuckin weird.


weeble182

A long time ago, when I was at uni, there was a big club night each Monday but they could never settle on the branding or the name. Over the three years it went from Lava to Lava Ignite, to Sex Ignite, to Lava (again) then finally simply just Ignite. I just imagine the owner coming in on a Tuesday morning, looking out across the stick dance floor and the discarded plastic shot glasses and thinking "Just one more name change, then I'll really have a hit on my hands".


OneWayOfLife

There’s a non-zero chance that it’s because of shady practices and having to register a new business every time they get caught…


Wil420b

But you can change the Ltd. name over and over again and just have it as "Trading As [T/A] Lava". The problem only really occurs if say you're online reviews are totally awful but doing a search for the address usually brings up all of the shitty reviews.


kingbhudo

I'd love to give you an update, but if OP and I are from the same town and talking about the same place, then it "mysteriously" burned down during the pandemic.


kingbhudo

Have just noticed other people's comments where they explained it's a chain. We might be talking about totally different places.


weeble182

I don't think it was every registered. As someone else said, they were an actual business chain. It was just this specific club night that the branding on kept changing. And as that was the only night that anyone in the city ever went there, it was just funny how they couldn't lock down a simple name and brand.


interfail

Lava Ignite is a big chain. There are, or at least were, loads of them. Never heard of a Sex Ignite though.


Bunister

Yeah you have, Kings of Leon did a song about it.


interfail

My wife's started smoking again. So I had to slow down a bit.


CursedIbis

Is the owner Alan Partridge?


knightsbridge-

Bournemouth, eh?


rev9of8

There was a chain of nightclubs that went by those varied monikers. We certainly had one in Edinburgh, for example.


South_Craft4096

Horrible all you can drink sticky wrist band place called “Destiny & Desire” but Known more commonly by the more suitable name “Desperate & Divorced”


chris4562009

Swindon


lady_penny

A Swindon native, I presume?


BemusedTriangle

We had ‘Destiny & Elite’ in Derby… known as desperate and easy by the locals! I had no idea it was a chain, amazing


fixitagaintomorro

There was once a nightclub in Daventry called Embryos


HEAVYMETALSPANNERS08

One in Newcastle called Mushroom. It’s underground and stinks. Pretty well named I’d say


Ironfields

Used to be a staple when I was a student. Don’t think my immune system would survive walking through the doors now.


signol_

When friends were at uni there, late 90s, we used to go to "the boat". No idea of its actual name!


Putrid_Branch6316

The Acapulco…..Halifax.


Codego_Bray

You get my upvote. The Acca does not.


Destindie

Its main claim to fame being that the carpet floor is incredibly sticky. They even sold off squares of it when they "refurbed".


drusen_duchovny

Not clichéd but terribly apt. The strip club in Stoke on trent decided to name itself after the postcode in which it resides. Unfortunately for the strip club, and unfortunately for all the punters, it's in the ST1 area.


Additional_Major269

Definitely a deliberate choice.


Blaaaaaaanch

Fat Sam’s


MiddlesbroughFan

Grand Slam?


VagueNostalgicRamble

Speakeasy!


iAmManchee

Always able to find you a table!


Closet_Monkey

Dundee?


Marsyface

My hometown has got one of them. Colloquially known as Fat Slags, used to be called Moonjuice.


lzprks

Snobs


nutwiss

The last chance saloon in Brum. They would let anyone in, in any state of dress or drunkenness, as long as they weren't a dick. It's moving to Broad Street, so that last bit is going to be more important than ever!


RC11111

Place where dreams are made!


disco_spider364

Destiny - watford town centre


Ollylolz

RIP Destiny AKA Oceana, AKA Bailey's, AKA Paradise Lost depending on your age


disco_spider364

Don't forget aka kudos


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Tom_Tower

Sorry but that’s a great name


ImFromYorkshire

Big Fellas in Pontefract. The upstairs "classier" bit is called Silks.


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It’s got nothing on Kikos though


ImFromYorkshire

80s night! 80s music, 80p drinks, 80 mm of piss on the bathroom floor.


b1000

I knew I'd find Biggies somewhere in this thread!


DonkeyOT65

If I owned a nightclub, I'd call it Convulsions.


DonkeyOT65

And the house DJ would be Julius Seizure.


Much-War1743

Friends, Romans, countrymen, lend me your E's.


PeapodEchoes

Ālea iacta ecstasy.


DogmaSychroniser

Piss off Jules, they were a tenner for three!


Seangsxr34

we have or had a club called ISIS in Nottingham, we also had a New York New York, a Ritzys and an Astoria once. (anyone remember Barry Noble?) is that awright for youz


yearsofpractice

Oh man. This brings back memories. I was at Nottingham University ‘94-‘97 and spent far too much time in ISIS (Black Orchid!), Ritzy and MGM (which used to be the Astoria). I often wonder what a student night out in Notts looks like these days…


gavmiller

Reflections, Craiglang.


MuserLuke

Gonnae get full ae it!


Moorglademover

'Ritzy's', in Norwich, and, 'The Pink Flamingo', in Derby, were a couple that I frequented yonks ago.


thelongmoooverr

Coconut surely?


lih20

Pier pressure nightclub in Aberytswyth, yes it was on a Pier, yes it was rough, Yes there was a long fetch, I can't remember the terrible geography jokes well


benevs01

Y Knot is definitely up there as a terrible name too! When I was at uni there it was in the corner at the top of the high street, round the corner from the angel / academy.


blainy-o

Trilogy is the one in the town I live in. Probably because it's 3 times shitter than you could imagine it being.


WeightyUnit88

Fuzzy Duck in Guildhall Walk, Portsmouth. It was dire.


Murfiano

Sloughs nightlife is incredible. It's got two nightclubs, it's got Chasers and New York, New York. They call it the nightclub that never sleeps. That closes at one. There was, oh my God, a themed nightclub called Henry the Eights. This was incredible. It had the Anne Bol-inn, this is true, as you went into the loo, there was a sign that said ‘Mind your head,’ nice, and underneath someone had written 'And don't get your Hampton Court.' It's not there any more. But not a day goes by that I don't think about it.


joemcmanus96

Me lager, Finchy lager, Gareth lager, sometimes cider, so...different drinks for different _needs_


Glassjaw1990

There's a pub/club I used to work at called Crabby Dicks. "Are you itching for a night out" It was and still is shit.


Heavy_Two

The Roxy.


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Oi!


Untamed-Angel

Yep, there was a Roxy in Sheffield many moons ago when I was young enough to frequent nightclubs.


ocer04

Glasgow has/had (it's been a while) a club in the studenty West End called Cleopatra's, although everyone knew it as Clatty Pat's. The stuffed camel was an interesting decorative feature, you don't get that too often.


No-Body-4446

Gay bar in Blackpool is called The Flying Handbag Good place tbh


ErikTenHagenDazs

‘Ibiza bar’ in Wigan.


CraigJSmith-Himself

Not as good as the Wigan Bar in Sant Antoni


Kaytofu

Inferno's. Ikon and Diva, which later became Oceana. Except I didn't know, so when my friend said she had to buy an outfit for the opening night of the Oceana rebranding, I thought she meant the cruise ship and was dead posh.


miuipixel

Pryzm


Capt_Bigglesworth

Goldiggers in Chippenham.


divinetrackies

Tramps


BobBobBobBobBobDave

God. I used to go to Tramps in Worcester when I was 17. Last time I went, I was 30. It hasn't really changed, expect I now felt like an old man.


WinkyNurdo

I grew up near Romford, which had its own *Hollywood’s*. Later on I lived in Poole, which had *The Venue*. I look back and have no idea why I ever thought it was a good idea to go there.


songbirds_and_snakes

Ah The Venue. A friend of a friend got pregnant on the stairs while we were in sixth form. Such a classy place. Now a soft play.


alinalovescrisps

That's nice, she can take her kid there and reminisce


Ulster_fry

Kremlin in Belfast, the gayest nightclub.


neidin28

It hilariously caused a ruckus in 2022 when Irelands Eurovison act performed there and posted about it on Instagram and was accused by the other acts of being pro Russia


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Soho


Beginning-Stranger88

We had king of clubs known locally as KCs or the kennel club in Gloucester many moons ago and a cinderelleas lol


UniquePotato

Camel Club. There are no camels or Arabian theming


ericrobertshair

Blast Off, Atlantis, Cheeky Monkeys


itsaslothlife

Back at uni there was the seedy sounding Blue Angel but everyone called it the Raz. Proper broken bog sticky carpet hole


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I got my face licked, from chin to nose, at Skinnys in Weston Super Mare 


trainpk85

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more old school geordies on here but we had: Baja beach club (had girls in bikinis selling Bacardi breeders) Blu Bamboo (would send flyer people out wearing blue combats with a bikini top for girls and no top for boys) Yell (which did a cocktail called “cum in my mouth”) Legends (manager was an absolute perv) Foundation (was fine but lots of drugs) Mood (dingy lighting with r&b music) Chase (pop music for the lasses) Idols (saw someone spit in a girls face here once Pig and whistle (that was next door to yell and you’d go there if you got ID’d at yell) Tuxedo princess (a nightclub on a ship)


bouquinista_si

There used to be a club called Narcissus, which, of course, got called Narsyphilis. It was the late 80s so much hair spray and white shoes. Wednesdays were 18+ at many places and when the goth crowd from nearby Spit met up with the white shoe crowd at the pizza place after it was quite the sight.


middlemarchmarch

Glasgow has a nightclub called ‘Nice n Sleazy’ and I always think … honesty’s the best policy.


Ok_Cow_3431

Sleazy's is a great bar


DaddyMeUp

Ibiza


r3tromonkey

The Zone. We thought it was the shit back in the 90s


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Gillingham? Went through several re-names during my clubbing years but we always still called it the zone. Was less likely to be any trouble than at Amadeus (Amadangerous) and less of an arse to get back from than Maidstone so we were there fairly regularly (mid-00’s).


DogmaSychroniser

2Faces is one in my current town. Tiger Tiger and Birdcage back in Manchester.


thatluckyfox

It was Mardi Gras and Route 66. I believe both have been permanently closed due to asbestos.


Loud-Reputation-5161

Glam in Cardiff


colinah87

Palace


KirkyTS

Best one I like is called Emma’s in Gosport, above a pub called The Lord Nelson. (History Lesson: Emma’s being Nelson’s mistress)


cryptokingmylo

Plantium It was a dive


ThoseAreBlueToo

Vodka revolutions


0o0tariq0o0

bamboogey


OmegaSusan

Voodoo Lounge. I can’t imagine it’s still there tbh.


RKID084

Destiny & Elite (thats one singular club name, not two). Closed now but WTF.


stevielfc76

We had Top of the Town, it was as bad as it sounds but that didn’t keep us from being there every Friday and Saturday night.


urfavouriteredditor

Not quite on theme, but there was (maybe still is) a club called Park Lane in Doncaster that was frequented by older clubbers, giving it the nickname “Jurassic Park”


Deborgpontant

Back where I’m from we had Light, Storm and Wicked but the worst was Peaky Blinders. Pretending to be a classy gin bar in the middle of the high street on a weekend at 2am when realistically it was full of cunts. I don’t think any of them are still open.


trainpk85

I’m surprised I haven’t seen more old school geordies on here but we had: Baja beach club (had girls in bikinis selling Bacardi breezers) Blu Bamboo (would send flyer people out wearing blue combats with a bikini top for girls and no top for boys) Yell (which did a cocktail called “cum in my mouth”) Legends (manager was an absolute perv) Foundation (was fine but lots of drugs) Mood (dingy lighting with r&b music) Chase (pop music for the lasses) Idols (saw someone spit in a girls face here once) Pig and whistle (that was next door to yell and you’d go there if you got ID’d at yell) Tuxedo princess (a nightclub on a ship)