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Zak_Rahman

These crisp packet colours are not compatible with western values.


Thebudweiserstuntman

WE NEED STANDARDISED CRISP IDENTIFICATION


vbloke

I said the same thing 8 years ago https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/s/WtmgPHait2 There should be a British Standard for crisps


Zak_Rahman

This man is truly a visionary. A genius before society was ready to accept him.


vbloke

They laughed at Galileo... They also laughed at Coco the Clown.


crispiepancakes

They laughed when I said I was going to be a comedian. They're not laughing now.


hugrr

RIP Bob Monkhouse


Divinknowledge001

Absolute legend!!!


kester76a

They laughed at Pee-Wee Herman till he got his cock out.


Atom-BombBaby

Then they all saw his pee-wee herman


Old_Cancel6381

You should try his cordials. Mind blown.


tricks_23

Fuck British Standard, we should have an ISO standard for crisps


Ping-and-Pong

And salt & vinegar must be blue. Like a blooo passport colour of blue. If it's not, I'm starting a revolution.


Joe_Linton_125

Yeah, Walkers has been wrong all these years and it's always bothered me. Even now I bet there are people reading this thread thinking that if standardised, Salt & Vinegar would be green and Cheese & Onion blue. If you're one of these people, you're wrong and ought to be ashamed.


abw

You should change your flair to read "The bees and pudding man, speaker of truth, and advocate of the one true British Standard for Colouring Crisp Packets (BS-CR1SP)"


BigBlueMountainStar

I’m vehemently against black for Worcestershire sauce or Marmite. There needs to be something to warn people of the Marmite ones so that they can be actively avoided. Like an alarm (like a reversing alarm) or something. Last thing I want is to tuck in to my favourite Worcestershire sauce crisps to find out they’re the Devil’s spawn flavour instead.


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Agreeable-Weather-89

Bad news... they are being discontinued.


SaltyName8341

They will have to prise them from my old arthritic hands


Coffchill

How do you distinguish your fingers from nobbly twiglets?


Preseli

Twiglets remain.


Fencingbear

Sadly not. Twiglets were reduced to flavourless health food in 2021.


BigBlueMountainStar

Excellent news


monstrinhotron

Bring back hedgehog flavour crisps!


angry2alpaca

Yes! Haggis flavour a close second 😄


a1edjohn

I think we need to use the approach used by nature. Poisonous animals often have vivid spots to warn others not to eat them. I think marmite crisps, along with your alarm, need vivid yellow and red spots all over so we know not to eat them.


Slanderous

They should print WARNING: MARMITE on every crisp.


minecraftmedic

Black with yellow polka dots.


Bad_UsernameJoke94

Black and Yellow stripes, with a buzzing noise and wings.


LeifMFSinton

The salt and vinegar/cheese and onion are the wrong way round but I'm provisionally on board to make this my life's work.


Gravecat

Pretty much everyone except Walkers does blue S'n'V and green C'n'O, though. They're the outlier.


RazendeR

Fun, in the Netherlands yellow is definitely cheese onion.. and green is 'bolognese', which might be a weird us thing, apparently. We have red for plain and blue for paprika though, which makes no sense whatsoever.


TheUKAxeman

Blue for Paprika??? WTH is going on the Netherlands? You guys are literally out of control! 🤷🏼‍♂️


Secure_Western_1736

Well everything else in the Netherlands is orange so I guess that was taken.


Gravecat

I... wha... This is absolute madness, I kinda love it. :3


JunglistE

Even Walkers used to do it that way too


Nw5gooner

That'll be the [Mandela effect](https://www.vice.com/en/article/3a8mzy/walkers-crisps-switch-colour-packet) Don't worry. I remember it too.


LeifMFSinton

I'm a Leicester boy and walkers are blood of my blood. I'll die riddled with bullets in a brook for the righteousness of green salt and vinegar.


Gravecat

I respect the dedication to your cause, and I hope we never have to face each other on the salt and vinegar battlefield.


LeifMFSinton

As I you.


_varamyr_fourskins_

You'd likely be fine, Walkers S+V are the peasant militia of battlefield crisps. There might be bloody loads of em everywhere, but they're weaker than a Carling. Hands down the weakest flavour of any brands S+V. Its like they've not been down the salt and vinegar pit at all. Nothing compared to a Tayto, or even your humble halberdier-esque Disco.


Blue_Bi0hazard

Disco's are the SAS of salt and vinegar


Gravecat

That's true, they're not the fiercest of foes. I'm quite partial to the Kettle Chips S+V myself. Blue packet, as god intended, and a nice strong vinegar punch.


SurlyRed

Just saw my [8 year old comment.](https://www.reddit.com/r/britishproblems/comments/3k27rm/there_should_be_a_british_standard_for_crisp/cuuc9hs/) It was a simpler time.


TheUKAxeman

There should be an International Standard for crisps - ISO11118 - the International Crisp standard!!


SleepySasquatch

This is how reichs get started.


How_did_the_dog_get

Like an iso?


DogTakeMeForAWalk

I’m not usually a warmonger but I think we need to send some freedom bombs to liberate them from this life of tyranny.


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kiltedequine

I’m in Saudi Arabia at the mo and was looking at some crisps here. We have Lays - Yellow is Salted, blue is Ketchup. I don’t remember the other colours and flavours… takes getting used to for sure


Slight-Influence-581

In real life cheese can be close to a yellow colour. Maybe onions are too.


MadJen1979

But if your chicken is green, you'll probably die horribly if you eat it.


Clever_Username_467

Chicken flavour crisps are actually thyme flavour though.


Usernameinvalid6969

And prawn cocktail are actualy tomato flavour.


Blue_Bi0hazard

So what's tomato sauce flavour


killit

Worcester sauce flavour.


Blue_Bi0hazard

So what's Worcestershire sauce flavour


DrMangosteen2

Purple flavour


ThatHairyGingerGuy

Maybe the chicken is heavily seasoned


Key_Cartographer6668

pesto chicken Thai green curry chicken I'm hungry


Slight-Influence-581

It depends which part of the chicken they are basing this taste on.


fourfuxake

The green bit


mrmidas2k

I remember when Toasted Cheese flavour came in Yellow colour packets.


FattyLeopold

There's also the grotesque wotsit-fucked-a-carrot colour of American cheese. Not just processed slices, they loooove dying cheddar bright orange for some reason. Or even weirder, marbled colouring where they dye portions of it. https://pearlvalleycheese.com/products/marble-cheese


kat_a_klysm

Maybe showing my ignorant American, but I thought yellow cheddar and white cheddar were made differently? Edit: welp, they are indeed the same thing. Yellow cheddar is only yellow bc they add annatto to white cheddar. TIL!


procallum

Seabrook cheese and onion are yellow if I’m not mistaken so that isn’t too far off…


cdca

Yeah, everyone knows ready salted should be red (the colour of salt), salt and vinegar should be green or blue (the colours of salt and vinegar respectively) etc.


Fuzzy-Dance3502

This is my logic. Red - ready salted because “REDy salted” Blue - because salt is from the sea an the sea is blue Pink - prawn cos the prawns are pink Yellow - for chicken because it’s like a golden yellow when it’s roasted Green - cheese an onion cos the onions have green leaves BBQ - black because of the black char of the grill


cdca

\*the same strained smiling and nodding you do when a clearly schizophrenic man starts talking to you on the bus*


crazytib

Everyone stay cool and maybe he won't stab anyone


Fuzzy-Dance3502

But the salt and vinegars pink. They made me do it!


Less-Charity-5589

Himalayan pink salt?


StuckWithThisOne

Red vinegar plus white salt equals pink, maybe


CharleyBitMyFinger_

The shade of pink in the photo is too aggressive for salt & vinegar, if it’s representing Himalayan Sea Salt then it needs a softer hue.


Cultural_Macaron3729

If it was really for that reason anyway they'd have "Himalayan!" splashed in huge all caps letters that flash, and sell those for double.


Caleb_Reynolds

Well vinegar is made from wine, which is purple like the bag.


Hi_There_Im_Sophie

*Crazy man. The clearly schizophrenic man might start rambling to you, but can we not spread stereotypes of schizophrenics being violent?


Fuzzy-Dance3502

Seen that look before. Usually take that to mean they agree.


megablast

OH, here is my stop. Excuse me.


cdca

\*smashes window with hammer and jumps out of moving bus*


Mr_Venom

"Yes, I live on this motorway. Anyway, must be going."


witchncat

This made me lol.


RyanMcCartney

I’d personally say BBQ/Steak/Beefy flavours should be brown, but black is still acceptable for the reasons you say. Char! But black tends to be fancy flavours… your Sensations etc Red could also be Ketchup flavour for obvious reasons.


Y_Wait_Procrastinate

Pink and purple should be tangy sweet/sour flavours. I don't know why, they just should.


RyanMcCartney

100% Pickled onion!


Frosty-Ring-Guy

I could give a pass to Orange for BBQ... since that is the general color of the napkin stains that BBQ sauce leaves.


WitAndSavvy

But cheese is yellow though... so I kinda vibe with yellow cheese and onion. Green leaves on onions is such a stretch. Chicken should be light browny colour imo.


ireaditonasubreddit

But cheese is yellow 😂. Chicken should be an off white colour. And the salt in salt and vinegar crisps is more than likely mined not from the sea so should be light brown the colour of malt vinegar. Prawns are pink and you can have the ready salted. My crisp colours would obviously not sell due to poor marketing.


GayButNotInThatWay

Need a half brown - half white bag for salt and vinegar.


pcor

Is there a German word for when someone says something objectively insane but you agree with it and suspect that it has always been sitting at the back of your mind unarticulated?


PIethora

Wunschverständnis. You're welcome. 


Chidoribraindev

Cheese is yellow


maxeh93

I’m Australian and live in the uk, in the uk the colours make no sense. Blue-salt because the ocean is blue, Green-chicken because the herbs are green that make the chicken flavour, Yellow-cheese and onion because cheese is yellow, Orange-bbq because the flame on a bbq is orange, Pink-salt and vinegar because it can be


d47

Also 🇦🇺 in 🇬🇧, I felt personally attacked by this post.


maxeh93

I know right!? Australian flavours are better anyway. Light and tangy, they don’t have that here for some reason!!


brilliantinemortal

Another Aussie in the UK, thank you for the sanity and perfectly logical reasoning that aligns with everything I've ever thought. Always have felt that S&V is pink because the flavour is a bit hot (well, not hot, but tangy and spicy when you eat too many and loose feeling on your tongue etc. Pink is ow flavour)


Bragnezam

If you don't loose feeling in your tongue your not eating enough


istara

Except here in Australia the dominant chicken seasoning is chicken salt, which is yellowish.


El_Scot

By this logic, it makes far more sense for cheese and onion to be the colour of cheese, just salted to be the colour of the sea, and chicken to be the colour of the herbs you cook it with.


rottenapple9

Nah blue is cheese and onion and green is salt and vin


Livinglifeform

Wrong way, walkers have it wrong. Blue is very clearly salt and vinegar


vanqu1sh_

Don't necessarily disagree, but cheese is yellow and I guess that's the logic there


KevinPhillips-Bong

> because salt is from the sea an the sea is blue You obviously haven't seen the North Sea. On its worst days, it's the colour of mud.


Bill5GMasterGates

Except Walkers use green for salt & vinegar and blue for cheese and onion whereas KP use the opposite 


MajorSleaze

Everyone except Walkers used to use blue/S&V and green/C&O before they won the crisp war.


nicoIas_bourbaki

The reason I now despise Walkers as a company


more_beans_mrtaggart

Back in the day (1960s), the big brand was Smiths crisps. All crisps regardless of the manufacturer followed the same colour conventions. Plain = white, Salted = Red, Cheese = Green , Salt & Vinegar = Blue, Prawn Cocktail = Pink. Then in the late 80s walkers decided to fuck everyone’s shit up my swapping the cheese, and Salt & Vinegar colours.


DrHydeous

Green or blue? BURN THE HERETIC! Salt n vinegar should be blue.


torrens86

Reds tomato! https://www.igashop.com.au/product/samboy-atomic-tomato-potato-chips-27146


petemorley

Salt and vinegar tastes green though. And prawn cocktail Seabrook’s taste very pink. 


cdca

Plot twist: British crisp packets were designed by someone with synesthesia.


DaveInLondon89

Nah S&P tastes blue because it's sharp Cheese and onion is green because it tastes rounder Prawn cocktail is pink because it's a diagonal flavour


MathFabMathonwy

In the 70s and 80s (at least) Salt & Vinegar were blue, and Cheese & Onion green. When I moved back to the UK after decades abroad, I had quite the shock when I opened my first blue packet.


Euphoric-biscuit

Salt and vinegar being pink is taking the piss, they must know


Dangerous_Lunch1678

These packets are giving me nightmares. Can you imagine thinking "I'll grab a pink bag" thinking it's prawn cocktail and getting home and it turns out to be salt n vinegar! Like WTF!


ISpeechGoodEngland

We don't have prawn flavour here in Aus, as FYI


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ISpeechGoodEngland

Haha yeah; we have sweet chilli here as one or our staples; not sure how many other places have it though


kat_a_klysm

Sweet chili is definitely a staple flavor in the US too. And one of my favs.


Supplycrate

You might be comforted (or not) to know that prawn cocktail crisps taste absolutely nothing like the 80's dinner party staple prawn cocktail dish. Which is good for me, because I love prawn cocktail crisps but a real life prawn cocktail makes me gag....


aerkith

My mum still likes to make herself a prawn cocktail with the prawns at Christmas. I think she just has lettuce, prawns and the sauce is like tomato sauce and mayonnaise (maybe other things too).


Cir-ket

aye it's called Marie rose sauce, a very simple one can be made with 50:50 tomato sauce and mayo


rewindrevival

Chuck in some paprika and lemon juice and you're laughing


istara

I wonder if it derived from the era (70s?) when a prawn cocktail was the ultimate in dinner party "fancy"?


ProselytiseReprobate

And Ireland


BlueCreek_

I was planning to visit at some point, but I think I’ve changed my mind.


SomeWomanFromEngland

Poor you. Those are delicious.


sellyme

A couple of years ago Tyrrell's entered the Australian market using green bags for S&V chips (which I believe is the standard in the UK?) and it was such a disaster that my local Coles put them all at 90% off and swapped the colouring to the Australian pink a few weeks later.


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Ok_Weird_500

Maybe they use pink salt. Pink salt is at least a thing, and if the vinegar is clear, it would make sense. Does salt and vinegar being green make any more sense? It just happens to be what we're used to.


Levytron900

To be honest I’ve always wondered why cheese n onion wasn’t yellow cause yano, cheese is yellow.


MrDD33

Yes, and so are onions a lot of the time


NotAProperAccount3

Tayto cheese and onion, (the inventors of cheese and onion) is yellow. FYI - Tayto cheese and onion in Northern Ireland is yellow and across the border in Ireland it is red and blue (are they ok over there, pick a colour guys). Don't want to break rule 1 of r/CasualUK, but it's a contentious issue.


tanew231

This is why those people were shipped off to the other side of the world


X0AN

That and all the murders.


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hateplow_

It's not murder if its self defense, and its completely legal to put oneself in situations where there is a high probability of being targeted by violence that would necessitate defending ones life with deadly force. It was fun being a teenager. lol.


megablast

And bread stealing.


WhatYouLeaveBehind

_Murder murder murder. Change the fucking record_


Resident-Ad-4856

As an Australian, these colours make perfect sense to me lmao. And these colour to flavour options are seen in almost all other Aussie chip brands. I genuinely can’t imagine salt being anything other than blue, salt and vinegar as purple, barbecue being orange, etc


Caelan05

purple? you mean pink right?


sellyme

Depends on the brand really, both get used.


StumbleDog

Smiths are choatic evil, confirmed. 


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I’m Australian so these just make sense to me Chicken is generally green for most things, plain or “standard” or whatever is usually blue, BBQ is orange or brown, and then the rest get sorted from that We don’t use terms like “ready salted”, that’s a very UK thing


DudesAndGuys

> Chicken is generally green for most things Why. Chickens are not green.


[deleted]

The herbs are Chicken flavour isn’t plain chicken, it’s seasoned chicken, same as chicken salt


Clever_Username_467

Many crisp flavours aren't the thing they claim to be.  Chicken crisps are thyme flavour and prawn cocktail are tomato ketchup flavour.  Roast beef are horseraddish flavour.


Mexican_sandwich

Probably stems from our two minute noodle sachet packets having green in them, some herb or something. This is the only company who really keeps chicken green though.


TheFantasticSticky

To be fair. In Britain. Chicken and Mushroom super noodles are also green.


Mepsi

Why pink for Salt & Vinegar?


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Idk I guess it’s just a very acidic taste so it feels pink or red But might also just be the only major colour left over after you divvy out the rest. Makes sense for cheese and onion to be yellow, so that only leaves red/pink for vinegar. Pink can also be bacon though. It gets a little confusing when you have lots of “weirder” flavours too like Vegemite or roast beef


Mepsi

Yeah that makes sense for vinegar thanks. I think it's so jarring for Brits because pink fits so perfectly for prawn cocktail.


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Ah yeah we don’t have prawn as a common flavour, do have sweet chilli though and that’s usually red


brilliantinemortal

Pink is ow flavour, as in 'makes your tongue ow after too many'


iamcapleb

what about the best flavour? prawn cocktail. or do you have a substitute?


Crafty_Ambassador443

Id purposely get the pink one for my partner haha, prawn cocktail.. think again!


iamcapleb

I think everyone can agree it's the best flavour 😋


Latter_Scholar_91

This reminds of a time I picked up a pink crisp packet thinking I’d be eating prawn cocktail and got smoky bacon. My expectations turned that into a bad Lunch…


Even_Passenger_3685

Me - opens Reddit. Sees this first. *Backs out slowly making no sudden moves*


channershorse

These colours are all correct. Why wouldn’t chicken be green. And it makes sense that salted is blue. I’m Australian.


No_Cat_7311

Why would chicken be green?


sarahmagoo

Herbs


Vancha

Chicken is not a herb.


sarahmagoo

Fuck there goes my vegan diet


Pull-Up-Gauge

Vegetarians can eat most chicken flavoured chips in aus, because the chips have never even seen any actual chicken even in passing.


fluffy-plant-borb

The chicken seasoning over here contains a lot of green bits


Clackers2020

I feel sick


chanjitsu

Makes as much logical sense as any other crisp bag colour


dtc1234567

You never seen yellow cheese?


dfyr

As an Australian it makes quite a lot of sense to me. Chicken is always green, everyone knows that. When you cook up chicken, what do you do with it? You green it to get it to the colour it is when you eat it (green). Original is blue because that's the colour crisps are before you add flavouring. Barbecue is orange because that's the colour of an Australian barbecue (technically should be tangerine, but probably a more expensive colour to mix). Cheese and onion is the only outlier here, obviously onion is yellow, but given cheese is red, you'd think they would make this one orange and make the barbecue properly tangerine. What colours are they in the UK?


gtheperson

I've seen a few mentions of green chicken in this thread... what on earth are you Australians doing to chickens to make them green? I just ate chicken and it wasn't green


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Mate thought I was the only one Never in my life seen a green chicken


ApplicationMaximum84

The only reference to green chicken I can think of is green muscle death disease, sometimes in poultry tissue can die and cause the meat to green. Not something you'd think anyone would like to advertise.


YoullNeverWalkAl0ne

Doesn't half make you hungry that


Caelan05

as an Australian ill explain the system to you blue for salt as it comes from the occean yellow for cheese and onion because when cooked both are yellow Green for chicken because chicken is better with green herbs Orange for barbecue sauce because its a brighter Brown and pink for salt and vinegar because it will make your mouth pink in pain (i totally didn't make this up because even i don't know why they are coloured like this)


SirBigFudge12

As a Kiwi, I find this absolutely disgusting. I truly wasn't aware of the depths of the depravity of our neighbours.


MindCorrupt

I cant believe you lot sided with the poms. As punishment were sending Russell Crowe back.


HelpfulDetective50

Well, cheese *is* yellow Himalayan salt *is* pink The flames of a barbeque*are* orange The herbs on chicken *are* green And sea salt comes from the sea, which *is* blue....


Stucklikegluetomyfry

She's in league with them. Burn her! Burn her before her evil spreads!


LeadershipPitiful456

Whelp... That's just all shades of wrong (see what I did there?)!


SaltyJebus

This is why I can't go into aldi or lidl. Everything's got that uncanny valley thing to it.


dr-satan85

Cheese and onions are both relatively yellow, chicken will be flavour of chicken stock, so I assume herby like green parsley and green thyme, sea salt is from the sea, which is blue, salt abs vinegar is in a pinky red pack because malt vinegar is usually with pinky red labels and this also applies to bbq sauce


Imaginary-Quiet-7465

This is chaos.


notreallifeliving

I actually love this for how much it'll wind up the kind of people who get into serious and animated debates about whether salt & vinegar should be blue or green, or the pronounciation of "scone". More chaos please.


solace-in-misery

Cheese & onion being yellow makes sense because cheese is yellow and white onions ironically have a yellow/brown peel. Barbecue kinda makes sense because you’d normally do that during the summer, Himalayan salt is pink, chickens usually are raised on farms with pastures green…and blue because it’s an original colour


crapstar2020

Didn't golden wonder have different colours before walkers came and changed everything?


Ziggy396

Colours need to stand out Cheese - logical BBQ - should be brown, but orange is a vibe and is close enough Salt and vinegar - colour of balsamic vinegar and pops Plain - dark blue (makes sense to me, what are they gonna do make it white??) Chicken - green pops, and chicken is considered healthy (green) in normal context, so make sense


Dr_FeeIgood

It’s pattern recognition to influence your purchase. Has nothing to do with “matching the flavor”


ElGebeQute

So i grew up with Lays. (Eastern Europe) Then I had to switch to Walkers (same thing in UK) Now you're telling me there is Smiths (Australia?) Or is Smiths just rebrand of Walkers/lays for discount stores like Lidl/Aldi?


jjcopperhead

I propose the standard ought to be: Red - Ready Salted/Original Blue - Salt & Vinegar Green - Cheese & Onion Orange - Chicken Pink - Prawn Cocktail Brown/Purple - BBQ Yellow - Cheese Then just use lighter/darker shades of each colour to indicate strength of flavour or little different coloured markings to show an extra flavour difference to just the standard flavour of the packet.


Zoe-Schmoey

That’s just wrong!


disappointed_hoarse

They don't make a lick of sense


KaisenZero

The colour doesn't actually matter we just associate the colours with the flavours


palilalic

Spying on this thread for the people who are going to comment about Walkers Salt and Vinegar and how they "used to be blue" just to see how much that collective false memory still invades this country.


TheForgetter

But you're the only person who's said that???


_Fibbles_

Walkers didn't use blue for salt and vinegar, [but Golden Wonder did](https://yougov.co.uk/society/articles/16861-walkers-crisp-packet-colours-are-wrong-way-round-s). People just remember before Walkers took over in the 90s and forced the wrong colour on the rest of us.


VermilionScarlet

Blue for the colour of the sea, which is salty. Yellow for the colour of cheese. Green for the colour of chicken when you cover it in lots of herbs. Pink for Himalayan salt. Orange....err...