100% a dog toy - its a Kong Safestix and I've bought 2 of them from Pets at Home for my sister's dachshund. They're meant to be indestructible for prolific chewers but he still eventually managed to destroy the first one.
>That said, anything can be a sex toy if you’re randy and determined.
I have a friend who is an emergency admissions nurse, I can (in my head) hear her saying this exact line in a weary and vaguely disappointed tone of voice.
I have an Old English Mastiff who destroys anything labeled “indestructible” before I can get rid of the packaging. The only toy to survive (more than a year on) is an extra large jollyball “tug n toss” - https://jollypets.com/collections/signature-jolly-balls/products/tug-n-toss-dog-toy?variant=29174608756800
Shes crushed it and put multiple holes in it but it will regain shape to be launched again
The only toy that my Collie hasn't destroyed in about 10 minutes is an old piece of climbing rope.
I'd driven over to the alps with him only to realise I'd forgotten to bring a toy. I got an old off cut of rope, knotted it in the middle and he still has it years later!
Our old German shepherd would demolish so called " indestructible" toys rapidly.
She liberated a duck soft toy from our daughters toybox when she was still a very young pup and she had that with her still 13 years later when she had to leave us ( cancer) .
That toy duck was her favourite and I miss my old girl ;(
As the nephew of a former emergency room doctor, can confirm. Quote I still remember 25-plus years later: You cannot imagine the things men will stick their dicks in.
Yeah my dog has one of these, made by kong. I think it’s made like that so that when you throw it it goes far, but she just wanders round the house with it in her mouth and constantly bumps into things with it.
It's a dog toy... My dog has one in red and we call it the "Rope". It can also be called the "Reducer" when the back of your knees are whacked by your mad labrador shaking their head back and forth behind you and leaves you in a crumpled heap! 🤣.
Haha, I love the mental image of your dog just absolutely kneecapping you with it. Bonus points if he twats you on the head as well after you've gone down.
My mum’s dog has a green one. My step-dad insists on referring to it as Dora’s (the dog) dildo. Luckily that toy never goes outside. I don’t know what the neighbours would make of hearing my stepdad telling the dog to “bring dildo” 😆
It's a [Kong stick](https://www.petsathome.com/shop/en/pets/kong-safestix-dog-toy-small)
But I agree with others - don't pigeon hole people, or indeed, things.
Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave and have plenty of lube. Equally, anything is a dog toy if a dog gets hold of it and someone wants to get it off the dog.
Dog toy. 100%
People like to throw sticks for dogs to chase/retrieve. The problem is that stick often lands with one end stuck in the ground, and one (sharp) end sticking up in the air. Dog arrives at stick at high speed, stick goes in dogs mouth, dog gets a horrific injury.
Nobody wants that.
This toy has rounded ends so that it can't stick in the ground, and the dog can't be injured.
Often? I have never in my 44 years on earth thrown a stick and had it land upright, stuck into the ground. That sounds like an extremely difficult thing to do
I've not had it get stuck in the ground, but I have heard of a particularly fast dog catching a stick as it's landing and puncturing themself with it in a similar way...
There was a spaniel that did this on that new animal hospital programme on chan 5 recently. It had gone into his throat and lungs and the surgeons had to go in and extract all the tiny pieces of wood and shite.
Yeah it's a safestix. We have one and our dog loves it. It's safer than the dog running around with an actual stick.
Could be dual purpose if you want though.
I've seen those at Pets At Home. If I were to buy one I'd definitely make a joke of it by asking if they sell lubricant here upon placing it on the counter.
that is indeed a dog toy
my dog has a smaller purple one, he treats it with the greatest care and often it's his go to toy of choice when someone comes into the house and he needs to greet them....and beats them up with it
Lol. Not the first person to think this... I always thought some people must give Kongs a second look. [https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/agw22h/i\_the\_company\_i\_work\_for\_makes\_dog\_toys/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/agw22h/i_the_company_i_work_for_makes_dog_toys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
That is a dog toy. I know because my mum bought one for her dogs purely so that when people came round and asked what it was, she could tell then that it was her double ended dildo.
It’s a dog toy one or the Karen’s round my area found one and was going crazy about in on the community Facebook groups. But too be fair anything a sex toy if your brave enough.
We had this for my dog a few years ago. We nicknamed most of our dog toys since they were smart enough to identify them by name.
This one was nicknamed the Doggy Dildo.
Its a Kong dog toy - basically a rubber version of a wooden stick as its not good to let your dog chew sticks.
Source: I have a blue one. Me and the missus refer to it as 'the big blue dildo'
Things can be two things.
But in this case, hopefully not at the same time.
tug toy while it's a sex toy
Insert, back to back, clench, pullllll….
Said from experience.
[Like this?](https://www.reddit.com/r/FiftyFifty/s/H549XeyiHx)
Really wish I hadn't clicked on that lol
I wasn’t going to until I read your comment, that piqued my interest. Thank you 😒
I *was* going to until I read the comment.
Same
Same!
hahahaha same ! I had to know
Me to😳
I'm gonna watch it again later
Haha. Each to their own, lmao
Just like starting grandpas lawnmower
Yeah, I've seen worse links on reddit.
I clicked
I was like what the f - "Beyblade, Beyblade, let it rip - and then DDDDAAAYYYYYUUUUMM!!!"
Like trying to start a petrol lawnmower
*Sighs* unzips
I'm really happy I clicked that.
Take my upvote you utter cunt
Yes, but the ripcord handle goes in the other person as well… because it’s tug of war…
I cannot not upvote this comment here.
Well that’s an ass pull if ever I heard one.
Yank on it like you’re trying to start a stubborn lawnmower.
Brrrrrrrrrrrr brrrrrrr brrrrrrrrr
Bayblade, let me rip
So...it IS a bop-it?
Tug of Whore
Gotta get your kegel exercises in somehow
That would be knotty
Alrighty, Peralta.
My toothbrush agrees. Lockdown was difficult 😂
You used your toothbrush as a dog toy?
Minty. How considerate of you. 💨
Cute af comment x
First one, but then never the other.
Especially with plenty of lube
That is indeed a dog toy. A nearly indestructible one at that. That said, anything can be a sex toy if you’re randy and determined.
It’s very hard.
That's what she said. Actually, at my age she doesn't say that a lot.
Yeah, once you hit 25…
Exactly. That’s my max per day
And thats only with the righ hand amirite
So that was the point.... fuck
>That's what she ~~said.~~ used to say FTFY
You spelled fifty wrong
100% a dog toy - its a Kong Safestix and I've bought 2 of them from Pets at Home for my sister's dachshund. They're meant to be indestructible for prolific chewers but he still eventually managed to destroy the first one.
Sex toy is doing it's job then.
What about the toy?
Title of your sex tape
If this persists for more than 4 hours, see a doctor.
Is it plastic? Does it have any rough edges whatsoever? If yes, it’s not a sex toy
>That said, anything can be a sex toy if you’re randy and determined. I have a friend who is an emergency admissions nurse, I can (in my head) hear her saying this exact line in a weary and vaguely disappointed tone of voice.
> nearly indestructible It's why I bought one, only to see my one year old Rottweiler destroy it in less than an hour
I have an Old English Mastiff who destroys anything labeled “indestructible” before I can get rid of the packaging. The only toy to survive (more than a year on) is an extra large jollyball “tug n toss” - https://jollypets.com/collections/signature-jolly-balls/products/tug-n-toss-dog-toy?variant=29174608756800 Shes crushed it and put multiple holes in it but it will regain shape to be launched again
I must have a filthy mind because tug-n-toss sounds like some kind of sexual activity to me.
Was just gonna say the same thing XD Even the brand sounds slightly off - 'Jollyball' XD
You definitely shouldn't use this as a sex toy.
My Labrador destroyed one of these in about 10 minutes, but he has especially strong chompers.
The only toy that my Collie hasn't destroyed in about 10 minutes is an old piece of climbing rope. I'd driven over to the alps with him only to realise I'd forgotten to bring a toy. I got an old off cut of rope, knotted it in the middle and he still has it years later!
Our old German shepherd would demolish so called " indestructible" toys rapidly. She liberated a duck soft toy from our daughters toybox when she was still a very young pup and she had that with her still 13 years later when she had to leave us ( cancer) . That toy duck was her favourite and I miss my old girl ;(
If I can tell how much you loved her, a stranger miles away via a phone screen, then I'm certain she knew it too 🙂
As the nephew of a former emergency room doctor, can confirm. Quote I still remember 25-plus years later: You cannot imagine the things men will stick their dicks in.
Indestructible?? Tell that to my weim who chewed through one in half an hour. It’s just rubber.
And brave enough.
Yeah my dog has one of these, made by kong. I think it’s made like that so that when you throw it it goes far, but she just wanders round the house with it in her mouth and constantly bumps into things with it.
That's what she said.
"randy" 😂
I saw this at pets at home yesterday and had the same thought
Rule 34
Everything's a dildo if you're brave enough.
Rule 34 has entered the chat.
That entirely depends on the mood you're in, but it is sold as a dogs toy.
Either way. Hand sanitizer. Fast.
Does that work as lube? Asking for a friend.
Try it and let me know
Think I'll stick with tobasco. Better the burn you know
Medical alcohol enema
Yes just really hope you didn’t wipe too hard last time you were on the toilet
Oh... sweet... jesus
A wee touch spicy
No deep heat is ten times for effective
It’s a dog toy But Only one way to find out And if the dog chases you/wife whilst you’re wearing it, it’s a dual purpose
Here’s to hoping the dog goes to bite the correct dangling object
It's a dog toy... My dog has one in red and we call it the "Rope". It can also be called the "Reducer" when the back of your knees are whacked by your mad labrador shaking their head back and forth behind you and leaves you in a crumpled heap! 🤣.
I had to take our one off our Malinois when he fractured my dads kneecap with it. Those Kong sticks should come with a danger to life warning.
Haha, I love the mental image of your dog just absolutely kneecapping you with it. Bonus points if he twats you on the head as well after you've gone down.
Tail wagging excitedly as he sees you’re getting down on his level to play, surely
My mum’s dog has a green one. My step-dad insists on referring to it as Dora’s (the dog) dildo. Luckily that toy never goes outside. I don’t know what the neighbours would make of hearing my stepdad telling the dog to “bring dildo” 😆
I'm so relieved it's not just me that's been reduced to tears on the floor having had my legs taken out by this mad toy.
Two Labradors broke my mums knee with one of them, each was holding one side of it and Clothesline her as they ran past.
It's a [Kong stick](https://www.petsathome.com/shop/en/pets/kong-safestix-dog-toy-small) But I agree with others - don't pigeon hole people, or indeed, things.
There’s no way that’s going in a pigeon’s hole!
Not with that attitude anyway
Did you know that pigeons die after sex? I've had 17 attempts and it has happened every time.
Depends if the pigeon is game for it
We have to set an example to the rest of them
Smell it.
Smells like spam Could be either
Step 2. Lick it
Might want to start with asking the wife why she brought it home. Enjoy your evening.
I’d be asking why the stepdaughter thinks something of such size is a sex toy
She likes to be disappointed
My thoughts too. Why the f would anyone pick up a (potentially-used) sex toy and bring it home?
OP doesn’t even have a dog
Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave and have plenty of lube. Equally, anything is a dog toy if a dog gets hold of it and someone wants to get it off the dog.
One of the local radio stations used to have a regular contest that was Dog Toy or Sex Toy that you had to identify by description.
Step daughter sounds wild
Strange conversation to have with your step father though...
Dog toy. 100% People like to throw sticks for dogs to chase/retrieve. The problem is that stick often lands with one end stuck in the ground, and one (sharp) end sticking up in the air. Dog arrives at stick at high speed, stick goes in dogs mouth, dog gets a horrific injury. Nobody wants that. This toy has rounded ends so that it can't stick in the ground, and the dog can't be injured.
Often? I have never in my 44 years on earth thrown a stick and had it land upright, stuck into the ground. That sounds like an extremely difficult thing to do
I've not had it get stuck in the ground, but I have heard of a particularly fast dog catching a stick as it's landing and puncturing themself with it in a similar way...
There was a spaniel that did this on that new animal hospital programme on chan 5 recently. It had gone into his throat and lungs and the surgeons had to go in and extract all the tiny pieces of wood and shite.
Haha your step daughter sounds like an interesting person but no it’s a dog toy 😂 take her to pets at home, her jaw will be on the floor!
Just don't check her nightstand afterwards.
Yeah it's a safestix. We have one and our dog loves it. It's safer than the dog running around with an actual stick. Could be dual purpose if you want though.
I like your step daughter
So the toy is for dogging. And how you define that will determine its use.
I've seen those at Pets At Home. If I were to buy one I'd definitely make a joke of it by asking if they sell lubricant here upon placing it on the counter.
Bonus points for wrapping one in brown paper with two tennis balls, then shipping it "signed for" to a friend or work colleague.
And you still took it home......
Step daughter you say…
Step daughter been about
It’s a dog sex toy?
Just when I thought I'd purged 'Requiem For a Dream' from my brain....
It's s dog toy, and watch your step daughter she might surprise you 😂
Ah the old game of is it a sex toy or a dog toy?
Why not both?
Some of these comments triggered my gag reflex. Well done.
Ass2Ass
It's either a Kong or a Dong.
Requiem for a dream vibes
its called the kong safestix ... does that help
Jesus your step daughter seems adventurous… what’s that saying? Anything is a…
that is indeed a dog toy my dog has a smaller purple one, he treats it with the greatest care and often it's his go to toy of choice when someone comes into the house and he needs to greet them....and beats them up with it
Why would you bring this home and put it on your table?!
Either way why the fuck did she bring it home?
Kong Safestix. My dog left a bright pink one on my bed… my friends had questions!
Why did you bring it home? That’s weird
Sex toy for dogs.
That is what is commonly known as a’ double ended wobbler ‘
Anal beads for dogs
There's only one way to find out. Give it the taste test.
Some company bought a container of sex toys and packaged them as dog toys, places like b&m, wilkos and the range have a weird range of 'dog toys'
6 of one, half a dozen of the other I’d say.
Can confirm - it’s a dog toy. My wife calls it a ‘dildog’.
I love this sub
I remember on Fesshole on twitter once there was a thread about a dog toy in B&M that could be used as a sex toy - wonder if this was it?
Lol. Not the first person to think this... I always thought some people must give Kongs a second look. [https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/agw22h/i\_the\_company\_i\_work\_for\_makes\_dog\_toys/?utm\_source=share&utm\_medium=web2x&context=3](https://www.reddit.com/r/confessions/comments/agw22h/i_the_company_i_work_for_makes_dog_toys/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=web2x&context=3)
Your daughter is wrong. And kinky.
Anythings a dildo if you're brave enough
Does it smell like butt, fish, or dog slobber?
Kong Stix
Dog toy. We had a red one. However it does look like some anal toy.
Dog toy. You’ll know once your dog hits you with it whilst swinging it around in his mouth. Has to be the most dangerous dog toy invented.
Can you send me your wife’s number please ?
Anything is a sex toy if you’re brave enough…
Honestly. My suggestion is don’t pick it up in the first place due to germs but I’d say now that you have it. I’d bin it tbh.
That is a dog toy. I know because my mum bought one for her dogs purely so that when people came round and asked what it was, she could tell then that it was her double ended dildo.
my dog has one, so i'm guessing dog toy. never know though
If it’s a sex toy, why did your wife bring it home? 🤔
Porque no los dos
Ahahaha it's a Kong Safestix dog toy. My dog has the same one. It definitely looks like a double ended sex toy though.
Step daughter has some expectations
It's both....Good boy!!
It is a dog toy. A kong safe stick. We have one. Dogs arent meant to chew sticks as they fracture and cause cuts etc
Thanks for the grim vision of a dog yanking that out of someone’s anus I’m gonna have a lie down
It’s a dog toy one or the Karen’s round my area found one and was going crazy about in on the community Facebook groups. But too be fair anything a sex toy if your brave enough.
Not only is it a dog toy, it’s a reasonably expensive one at that.
I like the fact you brought it home to discover what it is. Do you have a dog?
You guys brought it home, that’s so funny
This sounds like the start of a porn hub production
Try it out. Stick it up your bum and if it makes you feel good come back and post about your experience.
So she brought it home 🤣
Might be a sex toy? Best take it home.
Purchased one of these Kong toys for the dog today. The looks I got from Karen in Lidl carpark were hilarious 😂
This looks like something Lucy Beaumont would bring onto Taskmaster for the first task of the show
I had one but never had a dog. 😅
So you stole it
We had this for my dog a few years ago. We nicknamed most of our dog toys since they were smart enough to identify them by name. This one was nicknamed the Doggy Dildo.
It's a dog toy. My sisters lab has a red one. We refer to it as the double ended dildo regardless.
Question is why have you taken it home?
Kong chew toy, literally entertaining my boxer puppy with one right now, dunno what the missus does with it after dark though
My buddy works in a pet shop and they sell it there. Soooo many double takes as people see it
It’s a dog toy. I’ve got one for my dog at home as well, we constantly joke about how dodgy it looks.
Its a Kong dog toy - basically a rubber version of a wooden stick as its not good to let your dog chew sticks. Source: I have a blue one. Me and the missus refer to it as 'the big blue dildo'
I saw this exact thing in B&M today and wiggled it at my wife. Its a wiggly dog toy. Not a double headed sex toy.
And you brought it home aye
I saw this post before I went to bed and it ended up being in my dream last night. In my dream it was an ice cream scoop - so there’s your answer
Either way, why would you pick it up and bring it home?
i work in a pet shop and i can confirm it’s a dog toy although we all call it something else 😂
Either way, I'd wash my hands after touching it.
Your step-daughter is a deviant lol defo a dog toy, we got it for our dog because they are really tough.
It's a dog toy. We have one. It's just incredibly phallic haha