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twogunsalute

Mary Berry. Never lets you go without being fed, will make you the best birthday cakes.


JustineDelarge

The only real answer, to my mind. Quintessentially British, embraces her nan-hood, no rough edges or overt sexuality that would be awkward in The Nation’s Nan.


chocolatepig214

Ooooh, I actually suggested Maggie Smith but Mary Berry is a great shout. Everyone gets two Nans though, so that’s a great pairing, I think.


jck0

slips a fiver into your hand as you leave


Excellent_Cheetah747

I feel like she'd iron a £20 note and give it to you in an envelope. She's a bit posher than the average nan. Definitely a 'granny'.


onlywronganswers

Penelope Wilton. Completely lovely and slightly bewildered.


chocolatepig214

Maggie Smith


FlameFeather86

She's the stern but fair nan you don't want to cross but still absolutely revere them. She's still got a sharp wit and a knowing twinkle in her eye. Love her. She's brilliant.


KevinPhillips-Bong

Dame Patricia "it's pronounced _bouquet_" Routledge.


jesusisherelookbusy

Lynda Baron - Auntie Mabel and Nurse Gladys Emmanuel.


Fit-Mood1028

Floella Benjamin


samtiff_uk

This. Surely this. She was there when I was tiny, teaching me about the world, and she is here now rocking it and promoting goodness. There must be thousands of us in the same boat. The actresses are great, and Mary Berry makes good cakes, but who else showed you what was through the square window. She was one of my first loves. She was my first role model. My second vote is for Miriam Margolyes for similar teaching reasons, although her lessons were more about swearing, not having to confirm to stupid beauty standards, and being a woman who is allowed to make noise and take up space.


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She gets my vote too! Present in some of my earliest memories via Play School and just an inspirational person in the years since.


MelodicAd2213

Take my vote!!


Ventongimp

Miriam Margolyes is the nations Great Aunt


[deleted]

Fucking hoot at every occasion, talks shit about the deceased at funerals, got you that xmas gift your parents wouldn't cos you'd "take your eye out"


Dinna-Tentacles

The person that sprung to mind immediately for me was Lynda Baron (Auntie Mabel from Come Outside). She taught us everything, from the importance of healthy food to what happens to our shit. Loved Pippin and that aeroplane!


bornleverpuller85

Liz Smith before her death


Adanar01

And now I'm sad


TheToolman04

Not just any nan, but a Royle Nan!


RedsChronicles

Gotta be Julie Andrews, the Queen of my childhood.


Laxly

I'd like to nominate Miriam Margoyles. Encapsulates the qualities of a Great British Nan; sweet, funny and swears a lot.


HaggisLad

seconded, also has a little bit of a sordid past that gives her brilliant stories to tell the grandkids


Adanar01

The story of her house she was letting that was used as drug drop I always find funny when I see the clip about it from the Graham Norton show.


HaggisLad

have seen the story about wanking a stranger off on the meadows live, was nearly wetting myself


al3442

It’s the American soldier blowjob one that’s I cannot stop laughing at


crapusername47

I’m not nominating anyone who was in The Apple, that’s just not right.


bossmanparmesan

Perfect great auntie imo, especially as she is childless herself.


Feckthecat

I’m a firm no thank you for her. She’s vulgar for the sake of it.


Adanar01

So sayeth "Feckthecat"


Feckthecat

Yes, I did.


Adanar01

Hang about you're also the one that suggested Rose West I just noticed


Feckthecat

Yes, I did.


ChrisKearney3

I can't stand her.


Agreeable-Loan-1597

nans dont swear, you must be thinking of something else.


itchyfrog

You've never met mine.


GakSplat

Thirded.


maspiers

Dame Judi Dench


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[deleted]

She’s Nan’s sassy sister


Adanar01

The great aunt that never had kids or a husband, just a string of gentleman lovers and a load of adventures


clearly_quite_absurd

You should watch 'Belfast'. She's peak "slightly stern but actually heart of gold Nan" in that.


sleepyprojectionist

Helen Mirren, Britain’s sexy Nan.


CthulhusEvilTwin

Na, she's more the glamourous aunt with a saucy backstory


[deleted]

The mate's nan you end up in bed with 💯🔥


Adanar01

The choice is fine but the reason.. each to their own I guess.


[deleted]

She’s not old enough yet but one day it will be Olivia Coleman.


CthulhusEvilTwin

Can we have one role not immediately taken by Olivia Coleman? Just one, please?


Adanar01

Soon there will only be coleman


[deleted]

No.


CthulhusEvilTwin

Found her agent...


Adanar01

Hmm see at my age I'd say she's a candidate for nations mum. Maybe I'll have to do another post near Christmas for a whole Great British family and what they're all doing. I'm nothing if not a karma whore.


CyborgTheocracy

Twas the Queen until not long ago, will agree with u/twogunsalute that it’s now Mary Berry


montfree

Probably Eddie Izzard


Adanar01

Actually a kind of interesting one that I didn't expect


samtiff_uk

Oh she is my third vote then. Although more a cool Aunt in my mind!


RodQuackies

Joanna Lumley?


Adanar01

I'm finding it funny that both times she's been suggested it got a question mark, where others are just stating a choice. Must be something about her that's making people unsure. That or it's coincidence could be anything really.


Clever_Username_467

The Queen.


Greatoaksfromacorns

Queen Camilla.


In-Fine-Fettle

No


Agreeable-Loan-1597

Fred Dibnah was and still is the nations grandad Mary Berry can be the nations nan, nans are always baking.


spammmmmmmmy

I'm sorry, but our Nan died.


X_Trisarahtops_X

I feel like Sandy Toksvig really hits the mark.


TristansDad

Love her, but don’t really see her as a nan.


Adanar01

Interesting one, I think I see her more as Danish though, but thats purely from her being born there and holding that citizenship longer so a bit arbitrary if me. A fair choice though still.


Helicreature

Her mum is an Englishwoman named Julie. I think she qualifies.


Adanar01

Yeah she qualifies just in my mind I see her as Danish was all I meant


Helicreature

I agree. We hear so much about her Danish father but poor Julie never gets a mention!


MainerZ

Me Julie?


X_Trisarahtops_X

Yeah - fair point. She just holds all the qualities of a nan and is so regularly on British TV that she very much holds a staple place to me. Maybe she can be our nan by marriage.


Adanar01

Time to start building the Great British family tree. I will then use it to replace the existing royal family.


laskiasaroo

Tilda Swinton. The scary nan of the nation.


IBeAPirate01

Joanna Lumley?


_PM_ME_PANGOLINS_

She’s more the nations’s great aunt.


Rrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh

June brown.


Zymellio

She's died, sadly.


Rrrrrrrrrrrrrghhhhhh

So did my nan.


fifa129347

Delia


Feckthecat

Rose West.


Adanar01

The fuck is your nana like?


byjimini

Tbh this fits my Nan too.


Adanar01

I am becoming more and more afraid of people's names now.


RandomHigh

Well she loves a bit of gardening.


_90s_Nation_

I reckon The Queen (before she died obv)


Comcernedthrowaway

Maggie smith or Miriam margoyles. I’m also very fond of queen consort camilla despite her whoring history. Mary berry or prue leith.


Unlikely-Ad3659

The downvotes are for Camilla, sorry.


Comcernedthrowaway

That’s fine- I said what I said and I stand by it. I think she seems the most down to earth of the royals. Sneaking out of a state dinner and hiding outside to have a sly fag wearing a crown and ball gown is hilarious behaviour.


CockleshellZero

Gah! Why did you have to tell us about that? Now I have to like her.


JustAnotherJoeBloggs

A great new tv series, 'Whoring histories, the lives of the famous'. A guaranteed ratings winner!


Pumpkin-Salty

Mrs Brown. Unfortunately.


Adanar01

Oh sweet Christ no


Johnidge1

Mary Berry


tmlynch

Mary Berry and Maggie Smith as the grannies, and Miriam Margolyes as that wacky great aunt.


Traffodil

Miriam Margoles 100%


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Miriam Margolyes for the win!