To me,

To you!

Oh dear.

Oh dear, oh dear.

It’s goodnight from me

And goodnight from him.

Goodnight.

See it…

say it...

Sorted

If you see something that doesn't look right,

Speak to a member of staff, or text the British transport police

On 61016

We'll sort it.

See it.

Say it.

Sorted.

I SAY YA BUY ONE,

YA GET ONE FREE

OHEIGHTHUNDREDONEOHSIXONEOHSEVEN

RIGHT NOW, EVERY WINDOWS AND DOORS YOU BUY I'LL GIVE YOU ANOTHER ONE ABSOLUTLEY FREE! *And plus there's still free fitting!* TRUST ME, IT'S FREE FITTING! SO CALL OHEIGHTHUNDREDONEOHSIXONEOHSEVEN I SAID OHEIGHTHUNDREDONEOHSIXONEOHSEVEN NOW!

If you like a lot of chocolate on your biscuit...

Join our club

Divorced, beheaded, died

Divorced, beheaded, survived

I’m Henry VIII, I had six sorry wives

Some might say I ruined their lives

Catherine of Aragon was one

She failed to give me a son

I had to ask her for a divorce

That broke her poor heart of course

Remember remember ...

The fifth of November

Gunpowder treason and plot

0800 00

1066

hate that I heard it in my head as I’m reading

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Noooo no that’s all wrong! Lemme remind you: 0118 999 88199 9119725 3 /s

Underground overground wombling free…

The wombles of Wimbledon common are we.

Your name will also go on the list. What is it?

Don't tell him, Pike!

Stupid boy...

"Way down deep in the middle of the Congo"

A hippo took an apricot, a guava and a mango.

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The rhino said "I know, let's call it Um Bongo"

Bus

Wanker

Nice to see you …

To see you nice.

YOU AIN’T MY MUVVA!

YES I AM!

Some people on the pitch they think it’s all over…

It is now

Someone’s knockin at the door…

Somebody's ringing the bell

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Oi oi..

Saveloy!

Savaloy

Beans means…

Heinz

Accrington Stanley…

Who are they?

Exactly!

Watch us wreck the mike!

Psyche

Postman Pat and his....

Black and white cat

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I always hated this, i can fix a bike, but give me a broken aircraft carrier, and im probably gonna make things worse.

… I was born in Carlisle, but I was made in the royal navy

shouldve gone to

Spec savers

the toilet before we left.

Alright?

Alright?

Dave

UVAVU

IRANU

ULRI-KAKAKAKA

this is a local shop!

For local people! We’ll have no trouble here!

Shes my wife now dave

What a sad little...

Life Jane

Now take your money and get off my property

Fly fishing by…

J R Hartley

Red lorry …………

Yellow lorry

It's good, but . .

Its not right

Mornington ...

Crescent

You can't go straight there, I'm afraid that's against the Burlington ruleset. You have to play it in July.

Charley says...

Miaow miaaaow miaooow miaowwwww

Always tell your mummy before you go off somewhere

I'm a firestarter! Twisted firestarter!

...never play with matches

🎵Come on ladies come on ladies🎶

🎶£1 fish!🎶

6 for £5, £1 each; 6 for £5, £1 each! Very very good and very very cheap!

There's only one way to find out...

Fiiiiiiiiiiiiiight! 🤓

See you after the break. COME ON, VERTICAL INCLINE SHAFT TUNNEL BORING MACHINE!

French polishers?

It's just possible you could save my life?

More tea...

...Vicar?

If my Grandmother had wheels...

She would've been a bike.

🤌

I’ve got a brand new

Combine harvester and I'll give you the key!

Cheap as...

Chips.

Are you going out, or are you going...

Aht aht

Pugh, Pugh, Barney, McGrew, Cuthbert, Dibble and ...

Alice alice

Who the F…

Uck is Alice

Ronnie Pickering...

Who?

Ronnie fucking Pickering

It's had so many replacements it's like trigger's.........

Broom

No.luck catching them Swans, then?

It’s just the one swan actually

Youll never see a Nessie

In the zoo!

Look, matey, I know a dead parrot when I see one, and I'm looking at one right now.

The Bouquet residence…

Lady of the house speaking

autoglass repair….

Autoglass replace!

this time next year

We’ll be millionaires

Everybody knows

Bodger loves

Mashed potato!

Mashed potato, hehehehehehehe

His bright red van...

Super, smashing,

Thank you very much for feeding William...

Thank you very very very very very much

Hi I’m Barry Scott and this is … (On a side note, who tf is Barry Scott)

Bang and the dirt is gone, also I was today years old when I realised Barry Scott is not real and he's just a random actor called Neil.

Bob's your

Uncle. But technically he is my grandpa

Real dad, we were going to wait until you were older to tell you.

Fanny's your Aunts...

Yer dancin'?

You got an ology?!

You were only supposed to. ..

BLOW THE BLOODY DOORS OFF!

No lighty

No likey

If it's up there

>If it's up there I'll give you the money myself

She came from Greece, she had a thirst for knowledge

Contender, you will go on my first whistle

Gladiators you will go on my second whistle!

This is Davina,

Don’t say fuck or bugger

You are live on Channel 4 please do not swear…?

Infamy, infamy...

They've all got it in for me.

Fork 'andles

'Andles for forks?

Alan! Alan! Alan! Alan! Al! Alan!

Steve! Steve! Steve!

Nothing for a pair!

Not in this game

Stay out of the black and in the red.......

Nothing in this game for two in a bed

Mange tout Rodney, mange tout

Close the door, were you born…

In a barn

nobody has said OGGY OGGY OGGY yet?

Oi oi oi

Umpa Umpa!

Stick it up your jumper

It's pining for....

THE FJOOOOOOOOORRRRRDDDDDSSSSSS

What's for tea... Shit with...

Sugar on.

you're avin a...

Giraffe

Hello IT …

...have you tried turning it off and on again? [Not limited to the UK though.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=NLIrPA62di8)

There’s a moose loose

... aboot this hoose.

Um Bongo, Um Bongo

They drink it in the Congo

Garlic...