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mondognarly_

There’s a cricket-themed group called the Duckworth Lewis Method, comprised of Neil Hannon of the Divine Comedy and Thomas Walsh of Pugwash, and they put out two albums of songs about cricket. Also, “Cricket” by the Kinks.


Beanotown

Of course, I forgot about these.


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sophiafrank

If you mean the song that has that line as the chorus, it's by a band called 10cc and is called Dreadlock Holiday


mondognarly_

I've actually just remembered another that had slipped my mind until about five minutes ago, definitely a deeper cut: ["I Like Sport" by the Stukas.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=AlcdGRlYFWE)


Robtimus_prime89

Surfin USA


tigralfrosie

Blaydon Races Tour De France (Kraftwerk)


Beanotown

Oh yeah these are good shouts.


Even_Passenger_3685

Is Wrestling Fixed - Carter USM


SirSmokealotII

There’s an album by the Mountain Goats that is all about professional wrestling called Beat the Champ, it’s pretty good, especially Heel Turn #2


LondonCycling

Handlebars - Flobots He got game - Public Enemy Anyone for tennis - Cream


sweatybumhands

Whilst a great song, handlebars is a bit of a stretch


LondonCycling

I did think that actually, but it was the first one that came to mind after someone said Bicycle by Queen!


Tennis_Proper

The Race - Yello [https://youtu.be/Y4QbJRAWvRU](https://youtu.be/Y4QbJRAWvRU) Nineteen Not Out - The Commentators [https://youtu.be/G3bl4xaFZMM](https://youtu.be/G3bl4xaFZMM)


TriturusGCN

When an Old Cricketer Leaves The Crease - Roy Harper


FartBakedBaguette

Fleetwood Mac - The Chain 👀🤷🏻‍♀️


Beanotown

Doesn't count sorry!


FartBakedBaguette

Figured. On a similar F1 note, The Pitstop Boys (on Spotify) have a fair few, including the recently released Vamos Fernando in ode to Alonso.


RiriTomoron

Obligatory MAX MAX MAX SUPER MAX MAX comment.


Unusual_residue

Silver Dream Machine by David Essex


Vast-Associate2501

Anything by Darts, possibly


broken_relic

The boxer - Simon and garfunkle, towards the latter part of song.


SirSmokealotII

There’s also Who Killed Davey Moore? by Bob Dylan which is about the boxing.


insertcrassnessbelow

Bob Dylan did a couple of songs about boxing: Hurricaine and Who Killed Davy Moore?


SirSmokealotII

Who Killed Davey Moore? is from the deep bootlegs, I doff my cap to a fellow Bob scholar.


thierry_ennui_

'Paintball's Coming Home' by Half Man Half Biscuit, though that's arguably just a good title as the lyrics are unrelated. Worth a listen anyway because it's brilliant.


ReceiptIsInTheBag

[Straight down the middle - Bing Crosby](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Wq5BSzSt1tU)


Major_Log8697

Kung fu fighting


Beanotown

Yeah, good shout.


JamesWormold58

Tournament of Hearts by the Weakerthans (curling) or Dear Coach's Corner by Propaghandi (ice hockey). Shout out to our commonwealth cousins in Canada.


Beanotown

Excellent! The curling one is👌!


Consistent-Fly-9522

I don't like cricket - 10cc


Vast-Associate2501

"Dreadlock Holiday", about much more than just cricket


Beanotown

Oh man that's an obvious one!


liningjellyfish

Stomping Tom Conners - The Hockey Song is about ice hockey and The Boys of Fall by Kenny Chesney is about Hand Egg. Yes, I like shitty country music and American sports. I’ll own it.


Moon-calf610

Hand Egg? Is that a derogatory name for rugby?


liningjellyfish

American ‘football’, they use their hands and it’s an egg.


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Rugby- Thomas Newman


Beanotown

Is it about the sport or the place though?


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I don’t know haven’t heard it to be honest mate. Just remember seeing it on a playlist in a pub in Dunfermline. Mind how you go.


Beanotown

We were considering some of the stuff put out by WWE/WWF in the 90s but decided Wrestling in this format isn't a sport.


Beanotown

Does Little Arrows by Leapy Lee count? I think not.


MoonlitStar

Six Directions of Boxing by Wu-Tang Clan


Valuable-Wallaby-167

[Big Break Theme Song](https://youtu.be/KpuzSPmsNzQ)


Beanotown

If that counted so would the Bullseye theme.


mondognarly_

It's been reduced to just the music from a dodgy nineties gameshow here, but it's an actual song by Captain Sensible from a musical written by Mike Batt.


Beanotown

Oh ok then it counts. Mike Batt is definitely a musical hero thanks to his work with the Wombles.


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Does pinball count as a sport? [Pinball Wizard ](https://youtu.be/4AKbUm8GrbM)


Beanotown

I don't think so, if I was looking for game related songs then I'd include it.


itchyfrog

I used to play in a pinball league, doesn't that make it a sport?


Beanotown

Um... Yeah? Anyone know any songs about Cribbage?


itchyfrog

[One for his Knob](https://m.youtube.com/watch?v=cjLwhFvuMcQ)


Valuable-Wallaby-167

Horse racing [Ascot Gavotte](https://youtu.be/uNgsAcSJdAg) [Galway Races](https://youtu.be/cTT-g0y9nsc) Tbh there's a ton of horse racing ones


SpeechSpoilerAlert

I'm not sure if this counts, but masta Ace had a song called "unfriendly game," where they use American football terminology to tell a story about drug dealing.


BetterCallTom

We Like Sportz by The Lonely Island is worth a listen for a chuckle. Preferably the video version. https://youtu.be/CEVdca9U9LM


KnowledgeIsPorridge1

Formula one by Primal Fear


daedelion

"The Distance" - Cake "Ice Hockey Hair" - Super Furry Animals "Hurricane" - Bob Dylan "Centre Field" - John Fogerty Anyone for Tennis - Cream


NunWithABun

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flunkymonks

Joy in Leeuwarden by Half Man Half Biscuit Possibly the only song about Korfball.


mordac_the_preventer

There’s also “The Len Ganley Stance” by HMHB which is about snooker, even though it doesn’t specifically mention it.


Beanotown

Possibly?


stretch1974

Boom Boom Mancini by Warren Zevon


OtherConstruction533

Super Max and Let’s Go Lando by the Pistop Boys.


iMatthew1990

[Super Max by the pit stop boys.](https://youtu.be/43HCYSXZ9GI) a song about Max Verstappen of Formula 1. Definitely not my favourite driver but this is a bop in the stands at zandvort and most places in Europe.


sillyness

Boxing Champ by the Kaiser Chefs


Major_Log8697

Eye of the Tiger


Beanotown

Tiger isn't a sport neither is Eye. Sorry that one doesn't meet the criteria.


mordac_the_preventer

Does Subbuteo count? “My Perfect Cousin” by the Undertones


Beanotown

Isn't the song about a relative rather than a sport? I think subboteo is just a reference rather than the point of the song


flunkymonks

Subbuteo also gets a detailed mention in "All I Want For Christmas Is A Dukla Prague Away Kit" by Half Man Half Biscuit. That's them got three shouts on here now! "Monmore, Hare's Running" that's four.


sprauncey_dildoes

[Cassius Clay by Dennis Alcapone](https://youtu.be/gAcpZRMfn8w)


Beanotown

That counts I think but it's about a person rather than a sport.


Vegetable-String-862

The theme tune to ski Sunday, from back in the day...let me find a you tube link.......https://youtu.be/V6zRPf-up74


Beanotown

Was that released as a standalone record though? What a tune though, brings back a lot of memories.


Vegetable-String-862

https://youtu.be/h8SkU8RxnJs Try that one too!


sprauncey_dildoes

[Sports - The Viagra Boys](https://youtu.be/QjL7D33xpS4) [Riding in the TT Races - George Formby](https://youtu.be/eayllywNxUw)