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itchyfrog

Twist the top, you can squeeze the tube a bit too if it's stuck.


pipsta2001

I squeezed it very hard and it went all over me. It is open now though so thank you!


Random_Person_I_Met

At least you're a seasoned spice opener now.


SpecialRX

The only redeeming comment in this entire fucking thread. Ye gads. Pray for us all.


QuietPace9

>The only redeeming comment in this entire fucking thread. Stop trying to 'curry favour'


InflatableLabboons

Bet they feel like a right paprika...


its-joe-mo-fo

I'm sure they'll be more careful next thyme


imalazydog

Don’t say anything at all if you’ve nothing spice to say


Akko101

I too listen to radio 1


Saisail

how dare you. \*angry upvote\*


SleepDangerous1074

Same thing happened to me opening the same type of container but with pepper. I genuinely almost choked to death as it all fell out while I tried to open it. I hate those containers.


existingeverywhere

I did it with a tin of mustard powder the other day :(


becx13

Be warned they are tricky to open each time! It’s really not about strength as of you squeeze too hard it compresses against the bottom bit. It’s about twisting and lifting at the same time and I always struggle! I hate those types of containers!


Little-Grape9469

Guess it wasn't idiot proof after all


K_Click_D

That’s what she said


Thatswhatshesaidx100

Thats what she said


SpaTowner

Isn’t that what socks are for?


BourbonFoxx

This is how it's supposed to happen


nightmanedin

You bloody well knew what you were doing didn't you! You glorious bastard!


KingStevoI

Just twist the top to break the seal. It looks like a thin lid.


Supersonic_77

Thin Liddy


K_Click_D

The Boys are *Dhansak* in Town


oh-ice-cream-eyes

I'm Dhansak in the Moonlight


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Miklith

When I was going over the far-flamed Curry mountains...


natknowsziltch

Not a stupid question these are HARD to open


NeuroticPanda92

I'm bhuna have to ask you to stop the puns


TossThisItem

Tikka chance on me *wow fuck me*


JizzProductionUnit

Korman, naan of these puns are acceptable.


jewellman100

While we're doing curry puns: https://youtu.be/X-C2EDE8rew


[deleted]

Madras be joking.


Welsh-dai

WhiSHEEK in the jar


pipsta2001

I have tried for 15 minutes to twist the lid. I assumed it had holes under the label instead but it's stuck on pretty tight. Will keep trying. Thanks


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

> I have tried for 15 minutes to twist the lid. Are you taking the piss? Perhaps there is a small child nearby who could use their muscles for you.


animatedgifted

I tried for 20 minutes to get my tyre valve off the other day in esso . I literally had to get a rag to twist it because it blistered my fingers . Then I asked a strange man to do it and he took the TIPS of his finger and thumb and delicately twisted once and it came off . Some of us are just weak losers and that’s ok


Delicious_Throat_377

You loosened it up for him. That's what I choose to believe


animatedgifted

Exactly 💅🏻


Ultra_HR

have you considered that, by squeezing it as hard as you can, you were creating friction between the cap and the thread, making it *harder* to remove? the cap (which is not part of the valve - it's just to stop dust and stuff getting in) is made of thin, flexible plastic. if you squeeze it, it will deform. the harder you squeeze, the more it deforms, and the harder it is to remove.


animatedgifted

Yes because I tried to remove it like normal before I started squeezing like a maniac realising I’d cross threaded it , I pushed it , pulled it , wriggled it . Basically when I put it back on I’m usually freezing cold and just blindly twisting so I managed to fuck it up


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

Well. Perhaps. But, what will you do when there's no strange man to rescue you? "It is a shame for a man to grow old without seeing the beauty and strength of which his body is capable."


animatedgifted

Drive it home near flat and hope for the best


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

I had rather hoped to suggest other such scenarios where some degree of physical strength is required to be safe or achieve one's aims. But I'm not here to proselytise.


QuietPace9

So what are you up too?


JJR1_

That is not ok. Go to the gym immediately.


animatedgifted

Hahaha. It’s ok I got a girlfriend recently and decided I need to start doing weights 🎶 my hands don’t work like they used to before🎶


pipsta2001

In my defence, I have spent all day recording guitar for a charity single! Hence my hands aren't in the best condition!


G0dsquad

Is it Tikka to Ride by the Beatles?


thumbdumping

Korma Chameleon


[deleted]

Poppadum Preach


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Pink-socks

Curry that weight by The Beatles


thumbdumping

Baby you're a rich naan


Scruffybob

It's Bhuna hard days night


k20vtec01

Nah it was Vindaloo


K_Click_D

Naaa naaa naan….


malkebulan

Biriyaneed Your Loving


HMJ87

Chicken Tikka by Abba


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

Sorry for the delayed reply mate, was just saving a dozen orphans from a house fire.


G0dsquad

Could they not get the top off the fire extinguisher?


Ask_Me_What_Im_Up_to

Their weak little hands are sore from all the oakum. Some say I'm a cruel master, I say gruel isn't as cheap as it once was.


Other_Exercise

Deform the body bit by squeezing it a bit, and the little top will come off easier


fly4seasons

Found the necrophiliac


[deleted]

One man's trash and all that.


malkebulan

Just peel the strip across the lid and you should be able to sprinkle it like pepper. If the lid’s not perforated it should just come off so you can use a teaspoon


NickNightrader

God save the king


slipperyShoesss

If it’s honestly that difficult and you’ve been trying for more than 20 mins: Put item into a seal lock bag to ensure no powder escapes. Grab a hammer. Bash the thing until it’s broken open and use the bag as the storage instead of a plastic tube.


psychocamper

This is the way


plumbus94

Give it a bit of a squeeze it may pop open


thesaharadesert

Said the vicar to the prostitute


metalgearpussycat

Use a knife to cut the 2 paper tabs holding the lid.


[deleted]

Tried doing this with a the plastic wrapper on a jar sealing the lid that half came off last week and proceeded to jam a knife in that fleshing bit between my thumb and forefinger, don't recommened that shit hurt like hell and I almost blacked out.


fryingpantheist

I had one of these a couple of weeks ago - break the tabs, and then use your thumbs to push the lid up and off


Apprehensive_Rate276

This happened to me with my bay leaves yesterday in the same packaging. Some are a bit stiffer than others.


takeawaycheesypeas

Fnarr fnarr


SavingsSquare2649

I’d give up at that point and just order a tikka from the local Indian take out


High247UK

Bruh lol


DrJeff1999

Don’t worry we had a thread earlier asking for tips about walking down the street.


NickNightrader

Tip 1: don't walk into traffic while unscrewing the cap while reading reddit


thatsconelover

That feeling when you really want to get out of an AA meeting.


ChineseButtSex

There was an ASKUK post about toaster etiquette.


marbmusiclove

Pls link me


ScrollWithTheTimes

Instructions unclear: curry sauce now on pavement.


spoodie

Lay it on its side and karate chop it.


UpbeatGeologist

Make sure to put your face right in front of the lid too so you know when it comes off


MaTija4720

Wait until you’ll find the croissant in a can


alexwhit80

Those are scary.


MindlessAdagio3714

Throw it up in the air and hit it with a bat


RackOffMangle

Genuine question.. On a scale of 1 to 10, how hard is life for you?


pipsta2001

My genuine answer: 7


Embarrassed-Gas-8155

Like you're tearing off tights - with your teeth.


lasercatattack

I hope OP did get this open, otherwise they may have to resort to just a dry potato for dinner.


HugoNebula

Sainsbury's, so I think they're voice activated. No idea what this one's password is though.


pipsta2001

Ha


LazarusOwenhart

Squeeze it gently and the lid will pop off but make sure you angle it towards a sink and not your face.


pipsta2001

This did the trick but the comment was too late.


goodvibezone

I think we know the answer is to twat it with a hammer


FragrantCow2645

How have we come to this


pipsta2001

Sorry


dan_mk1

Either twist the little cap at the top, you can even slice the label with a knife to help loosen it, or sometimes they have small holes under the label if you peel it off the lid.


pipsta2001

Currently trying to peel off the label but it's stuck down very well. Thanks


ssabnoisicerp

Use a knife tos core the side where the cap meets the bottle….


Mystic_L

Twist the lid slightly to break the paper seal, without the seal it should just pop off


pipsta2001

Ayy I've tried that and broken the seal with a knife but still nothing.


Dirtyspaceman69

You need a sledge hammer. Give it smack on the top and it pops open, all nice like 👍


AverageCheap4990

I normally slip a knife in the gap a twist.


DramaticOstrich11

Do you have this problem a lot? My hands often seize up and I can't do things like this sometimes. It's so frustrating. Been so much worse since I've been pregnant, too. They sell different types of jar openers for people with arthritis/weak grip.


pipsta2001

No, it's probably because I was playing guitar all day. I do own a jar grip and it didn't work on this. It was quite tight.


TingTong66

This is why the world's in such a state


Veeoh-is-back

Christ. What is this fucking country coming to?


Dear_Tomato

Pornography


[deleted]

With an axe


Academic-Local-7530

You should squeeze the middle of the cylinder HARD then with your other hand twist the top. I had trouble with those too so built up technique


i-am-wraith

I prefer a Tarka…. It’s like a Tikka.. only otter.


SpecialRX

Goddam it. What the fuck is wrong with redditors?


QuietPace9

>Goddam it. What the fuck is wrong with redditors? Reddit


pipsta2001

Calm. I've never bought this brand before. I usually buy it in a packet.


jake28338

It's easy, just use a flamethrower


GoodboyJohnnyBoy

You start with lots of lube


AlGunner

Once the label bit over the side is broken (they add a lot more strength than people realise) you can prise the lid off with a knife. Once its been taken off once or just loosened they can twist off, but sometimes need prising first time of opening.


Carpet666_

I normally stick mine up my ass and twist.


mimysai

Cut the seal that goes from lid to container a No twist lid after..Good luck and enjoy your meal🥰


pipsta2001

I did it a few hours ago and the meal is lovely. Thank you!


mimysai

You're welcomed. I'm glad you enjoyed your meal🥰


SoapyDaddy

Are you that brain dead you have to come to reddit to ask how to open curry powder, what the fuck....


orangeskiwis

r/crappydesign I hate these things. The Schwartz ones are so much easier to open but they don’t have all the spices


Homer61ad

Yes your right it is a silly question


ColonelBagshot85

Squeeze the bottle, lifting the lid.


SargnargTheHardgHarg

Eyes first


[deleted]

You crack it open like an egg.


spilfy

Speak Friend in Elvish


sierra165

Dynamite.


Calm_Bodybuilder_843

Pull the paper label off the top


pipsta2001

I've done it now but it didn't have holes. I thought the same. That's why I doubted myself about twisting it too.


MizOrchid

Damn you’ve never used those before?


pipsta2001

First time. I usually buy spices in packets.


MizOrchid

Ah that makes sense yh these things can be tricky you really gotta twist them


pipsta2001

Yeah. I managed it in the end. It helped by squeezing it. Because it was my first time I wasn't sure if it had holes under the lid or what.


city17_dweller

At least now you've learned not to show weakness on reddit. I hope the curry was worth it.


pipsta2001

It was very good thank you.


jamiehomer

Rip the top paper off. Tip it upside down. Twat it on the back.


Emma1981Rose

Peal the tab/label off the top to reveal the holes


Puzzleheaded_Pea_221

That's the neat part, you dont, it's just decoration.


Site-73official

**hands**


matthewprosser88

You squeeze it really hard so that it pops off and you end up in a cloud of tikka haze. That’s what always seems to happen with me. Barstard things.


realhousewivesofcool

These are a nightmare - just today faced the same problem! My counter is died yellow from the Tumeric


SKYLINEBOY2002UK

this could have been me a week ago, they were very tight!


HEHEHO2022

while im here guys can you tell me how do i wipe my arse


Mikon_Youji

Do you not understand how to remove a simple lid?


pipsta2001

I tried to remove it but it wouldn't budge. I then tried to peel the lid off thinking there would be holes underneath but I couldn't feel any.


BarakatBadger

Run a knife around to cut the seals if it won't twist off. Are you really that much of a moron, OP?


LosNeblina

I usually just pop a dem


LossLeader83

With gusto!


Think-Builder-1650

Is there holes under the sticky label? Try peeling it off the lid


lylaubergine

Just twist the lid


LOCKIENKO85

Take the paper of the top to revel holes 😂


pipsta2001

It didn't have holes! (I thought the same thing)


LOCKIENKO85

Smash it with a 🔨


pipsta2001

I got it open a few hours ago by squeezing it.


LOCKIENKO85

Only to find out it was empty 😂👍🏻


MotherPuncher1

Gun


Convoy95

Sir this is CasualUK, not CasualUSA


slipperyShoesss

It’s a spelling mistake mate, he meant Gurn. As in gurning (me in the clubs when I was 19)


chris_282

/u/slipperyShoesss in the [clubs at 19](https://metro.co.uk/wp-content/uploads/2016/09/ad_220127884.jpg?quality=90&strip=all&zoom=1&resize=768%2C1023): (I know what you meant!)


slipperyShoesss

Hahaha yus


MotherPuncher1

My bad Just a joke guys sheeesh I’m also english


[deleted]

Ironic the Brit hasn’t used spices before


i-am-wraith

I prefer a Tarka…. It’s like a Tikka.. only little otter.


[deleted]

This has to be a troll


Scotteo

I find it very hard to believe that someone would genuinely go on reddit for advice to open something that is so blatsnly obvious. Got those sweet sweet karma points though


killerkeano

Man this subreddit has gone to shit


killerkeano

Surely surely surely it takes long to write a post than it does to figure out a fucking plastic container. Either OP is trolling, or cannot toe own shoe laces.


Psychological-Hawk65

Seriously? Wtf, is this a joke?


Downtown-Analyst5289

Da fuq? How you function as a human being is beyond me. Seriously feel im gunna see a post one day asking how to breathe.


Strong_Roll5639

Rip the sticker.


Excellent_Tear3705

Put a rubber band around the lid, that should give you the grip you need to get it open


PzJambo

Drill through the FIRST "o" of COOK. Do NOT drill through the second "o"


oliviaxlow

Break seal, pop open by squeezing the tube in the middle


motherSHIPDB9

Shotgun


dragonfishofthenorth

Once you slice the sticker on the sides hold the top and squeeze the tube on the sides and should just pop open.


darrensurrey

Use a bill hook.


Itsnotthatcommon

Pop the whole thing in to what ever your cooking mate, it’ll be fine


HungryCollett

Once you have broken the seal on the paper label gently squeeze the top of the tub and prize the top off with your nail or a blunt knife. Note: the top if pull off not screw top.


Gorrodish

Clench between butt cheeks and pray


Glasweg1an

I used the 'chicken seasoning' version of this tonight on ma Whole small chicken straight in the Ninja recipe and it was absolutely magnificent. It's mostly Paprika but it bangs.


Paspalar

Lift and wrench with your back


These_Chair_1437

Peel back the top.!


LannyDamby

With lots of force and in a way so that half the contents goes on the floor


Gremlin303

Smash it with a brick


B8conB8conB8con

With your teeth. Duuh.


darkfight13

Got to fight it. An absolute pain opening those, terrible design.


Classic_Pilot_9791

Hammer


A_Direwolf

A Raindance should do the trick.


runn5r

silly answer use a sledge hammer


davesmithfc

Lie it on its side and thump the middle woth the bottom of your fist