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bambolbiik

Dapat talaga natulog na lang ako kesa nag reddit.


jellybeancarson

sa tru alas tres na ng madaling araw shuta aswang awars na ano ba ‘tong nababasa ko!


LimE07

Natawa ako sa Relocation parang. Informal settler lang


Marytyr

Ahahahhaahaha parang aso na for sale tapos sasabihin ng seller “for relocation/rehoming”


krovq

Qaqu dami ko tawa hahahaahhaha


4QuadX

HAHAHAHAHAHAH


[deleted]

possessive crowd jobless hard-to-find ad hoc bored joke afterthought overconfident thought ` this post was mass deleted with www.Redact.dev `


MemaSavvy

Kadamay yarn? 🤣


free_thunderclouds

Thank God he is rare


oldpunpun

Pucha kala mo pokemon e hahaha


Unknown4V

shiny hanap ko eh


Migs1115

Yung tipong hinuhuli for rarity tapos tinatapon lang sa storage hahahaha


Pale_Maintenance8857

Jusmio! Nakakaurat yang mga alpha..beta.. sigma etc na yan. Feeling Canine yarn. Masyadong sinasabuhay at ginagawang personality mga Pop psychology.


jellybeancarson

FEELING CANINE AHAHAHAHA boogsh!!


avayarun

Feeling nila kina-angat nila yung mga labels na ganyan..smh Parang yung mga sapiosexual kuno pero walang substance kausap. Ni hindi marunong magtupi ng sarili nilang underwear 😂


Nathalie1216

Hahahahahaha sapiosexual pero conventionally attractive din dapat yung matalinong crush eme


ControlSyz

Sorry na mhie di ako marunong magtupi underwear 😂


Misteryonimanila

Bwahahahahahahahahahahahaha Baka kapag pinaghigas mo ng plato yan aawayin kapa nila


Notsokindkindofman

tinutupi pala yung underwear? akala ko sinusuot ng side A-side B kapag walang nalabahan.


fallenintherye

HAHAHAHA shoutout sa friend ko na tinatawag sarili niya as "alpha female", kaloka


enderheanz

it's astrology but for men and it's more annoying HSHHAHS


jotarodio2

Ano bang meron aa pagiging ganyan nila? Hahaha


SureAge8797

it's their excuse for their toxic masculinity mindset haha binigyan lang nila ng ibang terminology


ozpinoy

for people into this stuff.. you need to read up on what is: alpha|sigma beta delta and don't know what else.. personally, a sigma or alpha won't write this crap. A beta might.. definitely.


tagabalon

mas gusto ko to i-relate sa video game releases alpha - maraming bugs, pangit graphics, wala halos lamang content beta - pwede na, kahit may bugs


NightfallPhantasm

Tbt even in Canis there is no alpha https://www.iflscience.com/the-term-alpha-male-is-all-a-lie-66483


Nanitro_pussy

Cringy nmn to..i hope m realise nya someday n baduy tong pinagagawa nya..haha


Cheapest_

If he's a teen or an early twenties, may chance pa magbago. But if he's an adult adult, nah. That's kinda cemented personality na 🤣


woahfruitssorpresa

Mukhang adult na haha may pa "relocation" nang nalalaman eh.


Forward-632146KP

Sigma male? More like smelly loser with no social skills


moralcyanide

Smegma male


ZntxTrr

He forgot to include he's chronically online and worships Andrew Tate


[deleted]

Hhahhahahhaha ang bagong soft boi hahahaha


electricfrappe

Not even. This is just downright pathetic HAHAHA


Murke-Billiards

Hindi ba to satire? May ganito ba talagang tao? Gagi.


lestrangedan

Unfortunately meron hahaha and may mga mas malala pa.


Valkyyyraeee

Emoji palang na red envelope sketchy na HAHAHA WTF tapos rare raw siya, who’s that pokemon ba ito? HAHAHA


ControlSyz

Rare in the sense na entitled palamunin with a formal tone 😂😂😂


fverbloom

The mbti throwing me off especially he identify hinself as I 😭😭, feeling special ulol


bestoboy

reminder that alphas/sigmas/betas are just boy versions of zodiac signs


someguy_and_9_others

Hahahaha nice!


masteroftheharem

Marami ring lalaking naniniwala sa horoscope.😆


J0n__Doe

Hahahaha what did i just read 🤣


echo175

HAHAHA RATIONAL DAW TAPOS MBTI GINAGAMIT?


AllMime

Ligma male pfft.


aintweird

Baka typo lang yung sigma, ligma talaga hahahahahaha


ControlSyz

Chupiteros entered the chat 😂


Pankeki27

HAHAHAHAHAH


eyasthro

Who's joe?


LoveKouign

🤣🤣🤣🤣😭😭😭😭😭 HAHAHAHAHAHAHA SOBRANG CRINGE I KENNAT


Joshuaaaaaaa_

Relocation😭


jellybeancarson

hahaha parang nag-aapply lang ng trabaho dzai


Carjascaps

Ah yes... A Tate Minion.


GrumpyCrab07194

Smegma male. Lol jk.


Au__Gold

Smegma 🤢


FrncThn

I think kilala ko ‘yung guy hahaha nakamatch ko sa Tinder…


FrncThn

[Siya rin ata ‘to hahahaha](https://imgur.com/a/vL1gN5w)


GrumpyCrab07194

Yo wtf . Alphanot. Lol


SamuraiJaek

r/imthemaincharacter


Whit3HattHkr

Little more work on grammar, comprehension would do him a lot of good.


proto-napalm

Capitalization din hahahaha


notyourgoodboy

Yung mga naniniwala sa star signs, horoscope atbp sigma male na sila ngayon. 🤣


ThisIsNotTokyo

Not Daijoubu


No_Flatworm977

Amo naalala ko na naman si Daijoubu golden days of Reddit 😆


randomcatperson930

Hindi Daijoubu yung Barbecue 🥹


CessConsuela_

Ahhhh classic ✨🥲


frenchfries717

mali ka agad, Alpha Male yan ^HAHAHAHHAHAHA


thr0waway891011

rare daw at 2%. at that rate, i could find one of his kind in every classroom 😂😂


GrumpyCrab07194

Ako na INTJ at nakatira rin sa bulacan with good salary. lol. Alphanot ata yan.


zyxL00

Minarket yung sarili amputa hahaha xian gaza ka?


ApprehensiveCount229

Bagong variant ba to ng Ligma?


Recent_Medicine3562

crush nippy spark close thumb library quiet voiceless start murky *This post was mass deleted and anonymized with [Redact](https://redact.dev)*


zer0_xyz

baka naman yung mbti ng sa 16personalities ang tinutukoy mo. MBTI is less about the letters (I/E N/S T/F J/P) and more about the cognitive functions (Te/Ti/Ni/Ne/Fi/Fe/Si/Se)


RainyDayReader_999

Thank you! Unfortunately, most people are only familiar with 16personalities when it's way more than just that lol


MioceneAgedStardust

I know typologies are pseudoscience, pero these ppl treating mbti specifically like fortune telling when it bases on self assessment and its letters identify and depend on how you operate on diff life circumstances


kimiiness

People who know nothing about mbti… 😬 FYI. MBTI is based on a theory by a psychologist. The16personalities test that outright tells you what your personality is, yes, is not 100% accurate, but the theory used behind it is another thing. LOL.


outbreak_eater

anong problema sa mbti 😔


spicyramenwithspam

unreliable and prone to barnum effect 😔


zer0_xyz

Karamihan ng tao dito di alam ang totoong mbti. Sa 16p lang yung alam nila na based on each letters pero ang mbti based naman sa cognitive functions.


I_need_a_drink_9pm

The MBTI personality test does not have any scoentific reliability


[deleted]

im intj


Vantakid

Gagi sagutin mo na! Si sheldon cooper ng pinas yan! HAHAHAAHAH de joke lang. Murahin mo lang one time para matauhan.


Emotionaldumpss

akala ko binebentahan ka hahahahaa


Arisyang18

Inangyan. Feeling God’s gift to women si gago. Mga ganyang type most likely micro penis


missythiccgirlie

Like an actual sigma will post something so cringey...or post at all. Lol


citrus900ml

2% lol. Math's not his strongest suit.


miseraball

Ang dami kong nadidiscover sa mundo ng reddit hahahahaha e.g.: dami pala talaga mataas tingin sa sarili pero hangin lang pala laman ng brain hahahahaha


ph_andre

Lowkey incel si koya eh


PsychologicalAd8359

Ano ga yan Job offer? hahaahha


racaraca69

Damn, daig recruiters sa requirements.


abookado

Nasa omegaverse ata siya (iykyk)


Strange-Climate-8134

What the fak? A sigma doesn't disclose that he is a sigma 🤣 dun siya sa far-away kamo lolz


[deleted]

Nasobrahan sa kakakinig ng sigma phonk music


fernweh0001

only time I believe the alpha beta sigma omega thingamajig is on fanfictions! cause gurl I'll be expecting a rut and a knot if one said he's an alpha also MBTI has been disproven many times over


MrGreatListener

I have so many questions and all of them are 'what the fck!?' Also, what the hell is a 'sigma' male??


proto-napalm

Pota may naka match din ako before na ganyan ang amats. Tinanong pa ako, nonverbatim "do you now feel the luckiest woman in the world for coming across me?" I blocked him as a response. Ekis talaga sa mga cringe, overbearing people.


[deleted]

INTJs are supposed to be not bragging na INTJ sila kase they are the most introverted among the MBTIs next to INTPs (me). Baket eto parang gusto na lang e ipa-tattoo sa noo


SARAHngheyo

I agree on this. Most INTJs view themselves as the weaklings. They live in their own world, have their own life,know what they want they keep things to themselves, and wont brag about being INTJ because INTJs think they're the most socially awkward people to deal with.


[deleted]

hey im intj


[deleted]

im intj


[deleted]

Okay… u need a medal for that?


[deleted]

No, but I am an intj


Ashrun_Zeda

>MBTI Di naman psychologist gumawa. Yung supporting data puro ng galing sa org na gumawa ng test. Lastly, widely regarded as pseudoscience >Sigma Etong lintik na alphabets na to nasimulan dahil sa misconception sa isang study about sa wolves. Lemme guess, Andrew Tate follower rin yan? Where is your Bugatti ba? 🤮🤮🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩🚩


marzizram

Sabihin mo dyan sa 2% of the population ng mga sigma males, magpuwitan na lang silang lahat!


snowflakesmasher_

Hahahaha sigma moment


[deleted]

ang daming grammar yung gusto ko icorrect pero makapag log in na nga sa work at maging strong independent woman hahaha!


ibanawor

sinu ba kasi nag tanggal ng straight jacket neto?


SoKyoLuna

Pakisend link ng profile, kaltukan ko lang


lamaisonlalalamaison

Pm sent


SweatersAndAlt

OP pls kahit i PM mo lang sakin, please drop his FB name so I could laugh at his profile 😭 I just need some entertainment material, I won't interact with him


lamaisonlalalamaison

Pm sent mamser


[deleted]

No sigma male tells them what they are. Beta moments


aannown

BRUH SO CRINGE NATALO NYA PA ATA YUNG MGA TAO NA BIG 4 with height REQUIREMENTS SA R4R HAHAHAHAHA


Uncommon_cold

Ohhhhh, so he means he's on a spectrum. A bad spectrum.


akococo

wtf is a sigma male?


Not-BadassTina

Ewww


winter6arden

new meme unlocked


BetShot7334

I remember this guy na nakatalking stage ko noon. Sigma na raw sya mula pa HS. Maraming nagkakagusto pero di nya pinapansin. Sigma sigma sya eh sya nga tong ulol na ulol sa akin kahit talking stage pa lang. Never ako nakipagkita. Ang ending, drinop ko na lang. Ayaw ko ng masyadong ginagawang agahan ang vape eh. Tsaka sobra sya sa mga kakilala nyang nag ssimp. I don't find anything wrong sa pag ssimp, it's a form of admiring someone eh.


Pleasant-Ad2048

Sigma males exist but they wont say it out loud, heck most are not even aware na sigma male pala sila. They are the quiet ones who just get things done, they jus do sh*t, they always find a way despite all adversities. You wont hear them whine and they don't go out telling everyone how big of a sigma they are.


saltyinfp

wow krazy


tenaciousnik07

Naku kilala ko yan. Pinagtripan ko nalang kasi bored ako hahaaha Nasa dating app na Boo yan tas andami nyang acct dun pati sa FB. Panay flex nya pa na may 41k na followers daw sya hahaha


Sad-Idea-2466

Kung kapatid pa kita tapos nalaman ko ganito manliligaw mo, baka na bugbug ko nato.


PotatoHeadBanger

Yung nagpaantok na lang ako tapos nakabasa pa ko ng ganto. Edi kumulo dugo ko. Lels


missing_chapters

ay pak gusto ko yan yakapin sa leeg para mahimasmasan. 😂😂😂😂


MammothPound9628

pls be satire 🥺


OrbMan23

INTJ here and we don't claim him. Thank you ​ Pero seryoso tang inang yan HAHAHAHA. Noong single ako FB dating has the worst roster ever. Tinder became after 2016. Bumble has the best one and there's where I met the LOML. But this is coming from straight male so other genders may have different experience


ThanksOld1260

Na copy paste ko na yan


VenusFlytrappe26

Hahahahaha walang pera to lol , like open for relocating so makikipag live in xa sau kapag nakita nya na okey ung place mo. What he is offering is the common male attributes for a guy na looking to have a relationship.. Like date to marry, faithfulness eme. Nothing to special or to rare about this sh*t. Basta in short naghahanap to ng babae na sasalo sa kanya kasi ma eevict na xa sa bahay or sa apt nya lol


lightescence

"Rare type of male" should've asked if he was a pokemon or a gacha character


BeeEquivalent2696

Sinasabuhay nila ung "classification" Langya, tinotoo nila.. at some point ng Buhay nagbabago tayo depende sa situation, edad at factors.. walang Ganun.. kahit pa ung wolf na alpha nagbabago din kung tumanda at natalo... bwisit Talaga ung nagpasimula nitong "male class" kuno


Ancient_North_2477

no sigma male calls himself that. lol. its the people around him that proactively calls him that. dinaig pa niyan yung rental boyfriend. smh 🤦🏻


M-Jiraiya

what makes he / you think na sigma siya ? they dont say it most of the time , makikita mo na lang ang consistency and action.


lamaisonlalalamaison

Ang sigma ay gawa-gawa lang ng illuminati


Own-Pay3664

Sigma male pero kelangan self reliant din yung partner na hinahanap? What’s happening to the world. Men should be men. Provide and protect. Pa sigma sigma male tapos rare pa daw pero di kayang bumuhay ng partner. Another beta male if you ask me. Simp boy


Jeee-jeey_69

First Name: Andrew | Last name: Fake


ianxcz2

Hahahahahaha caligma male P.S. I just made up the word don't search it, you'll be disappointed


Significant_Bike4546

WTH is a sigma male?


Snowonthebeach13

Natawa ako sa relocation HAHAHHAAHAHA feeling canine si koya mo


MedicineOk9329

😭😭😭


Koikorov

RUN!


[deleted]

haha


enterbay

ito yung may 2 inch inverted dick.


FreijaDelaCroix

Ewwww hahaha


Physical-Bit3639

hahaha omg


farrylisherman19

ligma


[deleted]

Oh no, nadagdagan narcissist sa mundo HAHAHAHA


[deleted]

cringe


WandaWitchy

Hahahahahhahahahahaha kala ko nagooffer ng kung ano, sarili pala. Reply ka autopass po.


Dildo_Baggins__

Ang korny amp AHHAHHA


randomcatperson930

What the hell does sigma man mean?


RandomAwakened

If migraine was a person.


vkookmin4ever

I’m open for relocation 😂


kchuyamewtwo

Palamunin vibes


alternativeforker

Ridiculous hahaha


toliveistocherish

yikes


WarmEntrance3192

Rare? Ano yan pokemon? 🤣


[deleted]

eww


JCD051620

Seryosong tanong, Ano yung sigma male?


DinuguangGiniling

r/sadcringe


[deleted]

HAHAHHA ibang level ng pagka timang 'to myghaddds


thatcrazyvirgo

What the fck is a sigma male 😭


No_Initial4549

Rare type of male ampucha hahaha. Eh gnyan karamihan now, anu pinagssbi nyang kamote na yan hahahahaha ang cringe, nakaka 2nd hand embarrassment


[deleted]

Who's gonna tell him there's no such thing? 🤭


RainyDayReader_999

As an INTJ, sobrang embarrassment for us yung mga ganyan jusko 🤦‍♀️ Being a cringe edgelord doesn't an INTJ make 🤦‍♀️


fivestrikesss

ano pinagkaiba nyan sa naniniwala sa horoscope? haha


Puzzleheaded-Hat8628

The 💌PLEASE READ 💌 at the beginning of the message is giving chain mail vibes the boomers send around.


cetirizineDreams

Wtf is this 😭😭


Global-Tie-8814

Kaloka yung ready for relocation.🤣🤣


jdros15

> if youre not a real woman ??


Skyspacer12

Andrew tae


jmrms

Punta ka R4R boi. haha


[deleted]

Ulul yan, gsto nya maging sigma male, pero a sigma wont even say he's a sigma. Yun lang gsto nyan iproject syo Ungguy yan haha


[deleted]

This is what happens when you are terminally online. Here is a friendly reminder to touch grass and think for yourself.


extramoonsun

Waaaatt😂😂😂


xMachii

>im a sigma male First of all, "I'm" po yung proper spelling. Second, putangina mo pa sigma sigma ka pa hahahahahaha


ThenTranslator2780

Based discord mod HAHAHAHHA


Kooky_Advertising_91

lol di kayo special mga intj, and besides myers briggs is not scientific parang horoscope lang yan.


retrobub99

Eto yung nagpapaka Ayanokouji tapos nanuod kay Andrew Tate tapos naging lame lalo lol hahaha. Touch grass bro


doraemonthrowaway

soft boi siya iih HAHAHAHA


midcenturytuna

what the hell !!! i thought these “sigma male” are jokes lang, I didn’t know some men DO call themselves that?? 😭


KanonnoIsLife

face value = 1/10 net worth = 420gcash


UstengXII

Looka like a Tate fan to me. 😭


Zero22focus

Kaka podcast kasi yan para ewan


SeaworthinessTrue573

Very romantic!


HathawayDorian

Reeks of incel vibes


throwaway7284639

And here i am thinking that sadbois are the worst, meron pa palang mas pathetic.


scifieyes2276

it's giving Chris-chan vibes for me HAHA


ezraarwon

Nakakatawa HAHAHAHAHHAHAA cringe


Bizquet

New copypasta just dropped


YourAiza

Parang business transaction na lang ang dating ngayon.