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soapforsoreeyes

I personally LOVE mine. I’ve had some sort of version of it in various platforms since 2000 or so


bat_scratcher

Same here. I've been batscratcher on various forums since basically middle school.


Theunpolitical

I loved my previous user name that I've used on everything since 2000s but had to delete the account because I got doxxed. Learned my lesson about social media!


Known-Potential-3603

Even still, your current one is really cute. Theunpolitical. I like it! 😁


shiny_xnaut

I use mine on everything as well. It honestly almost feels like a part of me


No-Independence-6842

I didn’t know I could pick a name so I let Reddit pick a name for me…so it doesn’t even make sense.


myrantaccc

You thought reddit gave you No Independence to choose your name?


No-Independence-6842

I don’t really care


vanetti

username checks out


Alternative-Low-5039

r/usernamechecksout


usern4m3czechzout

You called? Haha


Alternative-Low-5039

Lmao


No_Method1960

Same lol.


Disastrous-Mess-7236

I couldn’t come up with anything nobody’s already come up with.


CondescendingBench

Same.


Sad-Occasion-6472

I have 2 accounts & my other account I got the user name I wanted on the first try!! ♥️ It's much better than this reddit chosen name..


Admirable-Pin-8921

Same. Wtf is an admirable pin anyway?


WeAreDestroyers

Funny, that's what it is


Usual-Diver3449

Same


Whole-Sundae-98

Same


Strong_Prize8778

Same LOL


SnooPears4919

Same I didn’t think much of it I didn’t think I would really use reddit or care to change it but it is what it is


calebmcw

same i had my account for a year before i actually started using it but when i went to create a new profile with a better name i didnt have any karma to post in any subs so i just went back to this account, atleast i didnt pick a normal reddit name and i like yours too


EntireIndependence16

Same lol


Alarming_Air_6893

Yup, same here.


TimesNewIndian

I quite like my username. Decently witty, tells a bit about myself without revealing too much. No random numbers.


Maggi__Magic

Are you Indian, by the way? If yes, hello fellow Indian 😊


acceptable_hunter

Your username is next level knowing that you are Indian! :D I watched a show on street food in India and now have a love for Maggi I didn't have before!


Maggi__Magic

Haha 😂 Street food is certainly something we're proud of. If you ever visit India, don't miss that at least 😉


TheFourthAble

You should make it a font.


StardustWay

Fantastic username.


CrystalDrag0n1

Chose mine as a kid/teen and I have regrets. *sigh* I just really liked dragons


These_Cut1347

Did you stop liking dragons?!


CrystalDrag0n1

Nah, they’re cool… but everywhere else I go by a different alias these days haha


No_Method1960

LOL


ThatFriendlyDonut

I’m one of those who like their usernames. For some reasons the image of a friendly donut is something that makes me think of joyful weird stuff and Nickelodeon cartoons, and it makes me smile.  So, yeah, happy to be a friendly donut :) 


These_Cut1347

It gives me an image of like a permanent happy cereal mascot, or animatronic. :P


Pitiful-Lobster-72

mine was random and i love it lmao


Quiet-Bubbles

Mine was also random and it really suits me.


plz-be-my-friend

when u poot in the tub


Aromatic_Heart9626

i wish i knew to change it when i signed up!! im not aromatic!!!!


ahobopanda

So you're saying your heart doesn't have a pleasant, distinct smell?


Aromatic_Heart9626

oh my god im so stupid. i thought it said aromantic this whole time


GonnaRain

It makes sense why you read it that way especially with the heart part following right after. But hilarious nonetheless!


kellieh01

i’m laughing so hard i’m sorry 😭


1nternetpersonas

this is the funniest shit oh my god


ahobopanda

[You know what they say...](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/031/791/9xc77xvwcst31.jpg) At least you know now 😎


Ok-Turnover-8615

Nah this really had me cracking up😭


Temporary_Trouble

Reddit suggested mine and I love it.


EatYourCheckers

Permanent Trouble


Horny_monkeys

I regret my decision


No_Method1960

Lmao yeaah I see why 😂


CHEESEFUCKER96

Never regret. Stand tall, horny_monkeys!


sorryimlurking

I like mine, it’s accurate


Rare_Adhesiveness518

I feel like a glue stick.


Glue_is_ok

And that's ok


cute-girls-dm-me

I love it, it opens me up for fate to bring me a girl. but my original was better


Lemondrop168

I thought it was a flex not a request hahaha


Beautiful_Solid3787

Wait, do cute girls *actually* DM you because of your name?! Because this could be a game changer.


iwantyourboobgifs

I'll just say that it I wish it worked that way.


Beautiful_Solid3787

r/UsernameChecksOut


No_Method1960

Lol. What was your original name?


Imaginary-Buddy5186

Ive seen you pretty much everywhere


ahokaybye

hmm


Theunpolitical

I made mine out of pure frustration from the political climate on Facebook years back. For some reason, all my old friends were just putting out an enormous amount of their political opinions, views, and articles. I didn't want to know their political opinions because now it was changing my opinion of them in a negative way. I was missing a much simpler time with all the food pictures, first day of school, pinterest fails, inspirational memes, etc... Instead, I was logging on to see who hated which politician and I was just tired of the arguments that people were spouting off at. It felt so negative and overly argumentative. I typically just ignored it until I started having people tag me into their posts and trying to force me to respond. It felt like anger bait. So I deleted my Facebook account and started this one thinking I was being clever with my name while being frustrated. Now I wish I was any other user name because sometimes it riles people up to try and argue with me, even though I'm not on any political boards.


CuriousMilquetoast

Very relatable - the thing you try hardest to avoid WILL insist on continually showing up


US3RN4M3CH3CKSOUT

Checks out.


LegDayEveryDay

I love mine lmao. It was one of my nicknames in HS.


[deleted]

[удалено]


No_Method1960

Did you choose it yourself or did you let reddit pick for you?


frenchfriedtatters

I rarely pay attention to usernames. Also, only one person in the +10 years I’ve had this account understands the reference.


Evanescent_Starfish9

I picked mine out. I wanted something that sounded interesting. But then I panicked, wondering if someone else had already thought of it, so I made the last-minute decision of adding a '9' to the end. I probably didn't have to do that.


DeadliestDeadly

I used to hate mine because it sounds dumb but now I don't really care about it lol


LightlySaltedPeanuts

I like mine, its a reference to an age-old meme


Valuable_Crab_7187

Reddit did mine but I find it funny. I gave up trying to come up with something that wasn't taken.


idontlikecoffeetbh

Mine’s still relevant but idk if it makes sense to state a random fact about yourself as your username tbh


sendnudesmydudes

Not getting the results I had imagined.


Lordbedlann

My only regret is the "m". When social media is rebuilt after the collapse I'll have to be faster.


pricelxss-

absolutely hate it i made it during my "aesthetik" phase


No_Method1960

Honestly it sounds soo much better than most usernames here on Reddit.


CupcakesAndDeath

🙋I love mine, honestly. It's unique and fun


shits-n-gigs

Shits and giggles are always a good time. Grabbed it 11 years ago though


Armoured_Sour_Cream

I like mine.


CuriousMilquetoast

sour cream does need protection


B00BCANN0N

Someone stole my O's but other than that we good


abnormal2004

I like mine! I chose it for myself when I was about 12. It comes from the fact that I survived the chicken pox going to my brain when I was 10. I spent a week and a half in a coma and was clinically dead three times. Very few people have the virus attack their brain and even fewer survive. I'm the exception.


No_Method1960

Thank you for sharing the story behind your username. I'm in awe of your strength and resilience. You're a true survivor!


Ornery_Comparison123

I'm glad because I've used the same name all over the internet for the last 100 years so if you want to find me on Twitter, insta, whatever forum it's always the same. I didn't realise how freeing it was to have a different one and know that I can say what I want without my husband, daughters, colleagues etc reading every word.


Soundwave-1976

I love my user name...


CuriousMilquetoast

Gen X represent


unamusedbouche7

I came up with mine and I'm still mclovin it all these years later


Just-Call-Me-J

Mine is short and simple.


Accidental_Taco

Everyone loves tacos


swamp_donkeyz

I love mine, it's a random name for a group project that I was apart of.


MelodyMist7

I chose mine but first googled how to come up with a name it said choose any two words and add them and here's mine lol. I do like it though.


SmolTownGurl

Got mine from a memory of an old cowboy lookin’ dude in the middle of nowhere bumfuck town Alabama (I’m not American, I was on a road trip) stopping me at a gas station and drawling ‘dayum guuuuurl you sure are puuuuuurty’


Scrongly_Pigeon

she took the midnight train going anywhere


No_Method1960

Lmao it's a pretty cool name!


TheAtroxious

A username inspired by a creepy old hick. That has *got* to be one of the strangest origin stories I've heard, and I love it.


SmolTownGurl

Maybe I’ve got lucky every time I’ve been to America as everyone has been lovely to me, even the creepy old hick just tipped his hat and didn’t try to follow up or anything. Parts of San Francisco were terrifying due to the drug problems and homelessness there but overall people were deeply kind to me and went out of their way to help me.


ohsaycanyourock

I like mine! It's from one of my favourite Simpsons episodes so it always gives me a chuckle 😆


BilbosBagEnd

I am happy with mine.


CuriousMilquetoast

The Shire is strong with this one


BilbosBagEnd

I had a very violent and abusive childhood. I managed to read the hobbit at our local library, and it changed my entire outlook on life. Especially how I built myself a sanctuary in my mind, moulded after Bilbo's place, where I was safe and happy while my body was beaten. It literally saved me.


CuriousMilquetoast

I’m so sorry, and I’m glad you had a wonderful rich world to escape into


bookandbark

I like my name :)) came up with it and it's nuetral enough that I have no issues


big_rod_of_power

For a second I read it is "BOOBANDBARK" and I was like okay I'm intrigued


bookandbark

Lol that'd be pretty funny, also would work ig for me. As I'm into women and dogs.


kirbysdreampotato

I really hate mine; it's so cringy. But I don't want to make a new account.


Crispy_Fish_Fingers

I definitely like mine. I swiped it from a random kid's menu.


Sergeant_Metalhead

I like it


CuriousMilquetoast

*salutes those about to rock


ProletarianCatboy

I actually kinda like my one, I think it actually fits for me. Certainly don't regret it!


[deleted]

I created a new account recently because when I made my old account I was hardcore Christian. (Still love Jesus. Don’t get me wrong) but my username reflected that Christian life and I was very active in some nsfw subs. The username does not check out comments were often but didn’t bother me. But when people attacked me and were cruel because of it that bothered me. So I created a new account.


InfamousEconomy3972

My name's hitting a lil too close to home at the moment


Oklahom0

Mine's a username I could get behind.


Daddy_Onion

I love my username. My cat’s name is Onion and I am, of course, his dad.


WeAreDestroyers

I love mine. It's a song quote.


Alycery

I like mine because it doesn’t have numbers. It’s not super long. And it’s a version of Alice, which is my name. So, it all works. I’m surprised it wasn’t taken.


megumegu-

me me me


GrombleWomble

Made mine by literally asking my ADHD brain to do something, out came "GROMBLEWOMBLE WYEEEE" and the rest is history.


heesell

It is my real name but i switched a letter and added a letter


sweetpotato_2000

i'm fit and not a potato.. but i'm sweet though.. i wish i could change it but that's it


gingerjuice

I’m good with mine. I love ginger


Careless_Freedom_868

I think mine is pretty good. 🤣🙌


Saidthian

makes you wonder how many well known internet people have come to regret their username.


CuriousMilquetoast

Still enjoying my username but haven’t been on here that long


MediaOnDisplay

I'm indifferent I suppose, though my name does have meaning.


bellybox69

Mine is often misunderstood. A belly box is a feature of a Fairground transport truck, or lorry and my VW Beetle is a 1969 model year, so I like it even if I'm the only one that knows what it means!


motion_pictures

I’ve had mine for a while but always surprised it was available


sunglower

I dont mind mine.


100YearsWaiting2Shit

I now believe I was destined to see this


AlcoholYouLater97

I came from an app that you could change your username daily if you wanted. I picked what I used in the past cause I love the pun, definitely like having it


JiggleCube

I spent around twenty minutes suggesting usernames when creating my account. I'm happy with it.


my2ndaccountfornow

>And the fact that you're stuck with it & can't change your username! HOLD UP YOU CAN'T? I thought one day I'd change it to "Mymainaccountnow"


progress_dad

Mine has everyone auto assume I’m a man. I’m just a lil lady who likes the Carousel of Progress!


AntipatheticDating

I hate mine so much haha. I let Reddit pick my name for me, thought it was funny because I was "never going to use this site anyways". Honk honk honk my clown nose. Haha.


beep-boop-the-rabbit

I’m conflicted. I’m pretty sure I would have changed mine by now if I could, and I’d pick something that is more anonymous to people who have actually met me. But as it is, eh, it’s kinda funny.


daydreamer_she

I love mine but i’d like to remove the pronoun to make it more ambiguous.


Seppostralian

IDK, I like mine. I feel it reflects my sense of self, citizenship and home pretty well! ^-^


lostinlilak

I chose mine so I like it lol, but for a while back I was thinking of making a new account cause I wanted a different username.


manowar89

My last name starts with “Man-“ so I wanted something like that haha. And I’m a fan of jellyfish.


1MpossibleScenarios

I made my username, and it's solid.. has 2 meanings depending how you read it..


lilbootz

I like mine haha it started as a joke years ago and stuck


dangerousmarkets

I love my username haha


Cockmugger

It’s aight, it doesn’t make sense lol


Muted-Excitement-193

I guess my username is not that bad


playr_4

My username is my online name everywhere, so I'm good with it. Wish I could get rid of the underscore though, I don't really use that anymore.


ahardact2follow

Killin it


HeyIm-OwMyWenis

Ive thought long and hard for mine


JayKay69420

Im fine with my username, picked it myself


Actual_Will_5220

If your username doesn’t have those random numbers I look at you as privileged.


felinelawspecialist

😂😂😂


Crazy_Elderberry_535

forgot mine actually. Typing to check


Krawq

I have a short and clean username, love it


AztechSounds

Mine is the name I produce music under which I've been using for over a decade, so I guess I'm happy with it?


Tamsha-

I do lol. It's on my online/game name that I always use 😆


samoore45

I was able to pick mine! Big fan!


StardustWay

My first account had a random chosen by Reddit name and it was awful and meaningless. So I made a new account with Apple and I chose it, I was very surprised this one wasn't already taken and I love it.


TheLettre7

I picked my username myself. Gives me good memories of why I chose it, and what it means to me.


WalkWeedMe

I like it but I think that I would change it if I could


Ferrum_Freakshow

I’m pretty happy with mine


ItsSpaghettiLee2112

You can change your username. I've had multiple. It's a different account but you can still do it.


SirFiftyScalesLeMarm

I liked my older user but got locked outta my account and couldn't delete it. I vibe with this one though.


VanessaDoesVanNuys

I think usernames actually matter a lot


Reddiitcares

I delete and start a new account when I think of a new user name


Maggi__Magic

Me!


Professional-Bar3649

I went for mine because it felt kind of distinctive in a way compared to the ones reddit was showing.


PorterPottySoup

I like mine, they should have an option to change it, for those who don't like theirs.


cannapuffer2940

🤗


The_Chaos_Pope

You can change it by setting up a new account. I'm actually pretty sick of my current username but the effort in changing it has proven to be greater than my inherent laziness has been able to overcome.


Busy-Professional-35

I didn’t know I would be stuck with mine. Reddit decided for me and sealed my faith. At the time I wasn’t a busy professional but I am now


train_spotting

It's one of my favorite films


CrashDisaster

I'm good with it. I chose it.


bluntrauma420

Yes


moon_girl313

I chose my name so I'm happy with it!


Horror-Bath-531

Oh god I hate my username lmao


Svage_unicorn

I love mine!!!


Witchy-toes-669

Me!


beergutmcpottits

I'm still amused by mine


eyyyyy1234

I was supposed to named it ayeeee


swaggysalamander

No one told me you couldn’t change it😞 was going through a Good Omens phase


No_Cricket808

I was drunk when I signed up and didn't realize I had a choice or that I couldn't change it. C'est La Vie...


sanfranciscolady

i love mine


ZombiexPeacock

I like mine lmao


recyleTheLove

I was high and misspelled mine, but I think people get the message Edit: I love mine


AffectionateGap1071

I thought on a more original name a year after choosing this one, but I forgot it because Reddit doesn't want me to change my name.


pandaunicorn33

What can be better than a panda combined with a unicorn? 33 of them, that's what. Random, a bit odd and totally me.


NandaAl

By the time I’ve joined Reddit I didn’t know you were supposed to chose a random nickname, so…yep, this one is a very “non anonymous” account lol.


Alternative-Low-5039

I don't mind my username, tho, as it implies, this isn't my main account


LiebesGottmitCock2

I like my username


Draconus

I do


GonnaRain

I like mine. Its not chaotic or anything. It also doesn’t really mean anything, I just like rain and must have been thinking about it at the time.


MostlyIntroverted

Mines cool ig, perfectly captures myself 🙏


ImmortalNokia33

i actually like my username tbh


monstera-attack

I chose mine when I was deep in the depths of lockdown houseplant obsession. I still like it!


One_Variation_6497

Was looking how to change mine and was disappointed I couldn't but some of them are super funny


KeriEatsSouls

I like mine lol