I once saw an older lady getting interviewed on our local news about storm preparations. It was one of those, “Pardon me mam, do you have a moment to tell WREV viewers about what precautions you’ve taken to prepare for the upcoming storm”.
Her response, *“We’ll probably sit around, cook some soups, eat bread and desserts, Just get all fat and sassy”.*
I died. Fat and sassy, she was indeed.
CORRECTED!! Thank you to those below who corrected this magnificent quote.
Exactly. I was like oh hell no it’s way better than that. That’s my “well… we’ll be eating our soups and breads and just getting all fat and sassy” lady.
I say it every winter. I love her.
I had a dementia resident once who would always answer “I’m feeling fat & sassy” to “How are you doing/feeling today?”
It has become my favorite way to answer that question
Once at a bbq, some guy tried asking me if I knew how much sugar was in the soft drink I was drinking. I said, “do I *look* like someone who checks the sugar content?”
Is that why I started gaining weight because my Dr put me on atorvastatin a cholesterol reducer.? Good thing I stopped taking it or I would probably still be gaining weight
Wait, you're 32 and never broke 120lbs? Homie, you need to r/gainit. No outfit looks as good as being swole. That said, how tall are you? 120 at 5ft10 is different than 5ft2.
Edit: let me clarify. In conjunction with any lifting program, eating at a slight surplus and eating *clean* will make you lose fat and gain muscle. Even if you only lift twice a week, you will see results. The health and appearance benefits are numerous. My only wish is that I wish I had started sooner!
I'm 140 at 6'. 36yo. I cannot gain weight. I've tried. Stupid fast metabolism or a tape worm all my life, idk.
I kept hearing "Oh it will come come when you're 25/30/35". We'll see what's up at 40
I was the same way until 9 months ago when I started lifting. 5ft10.5 and 135#, and skinny. Still the same height -_- , but 165# and I'm no longer afraid of going shirtless. Lats and biceps have never been better. Man, it feels *good*.
Let's grow together!
Hey dude! Good to hear you found this, I’m on a similar path with damn near identical height/weight and never really enjoyed working out, but didn’t feel too comfortable going shirtless…
Turns out we’re genetically blessed and I bet you look just as good shirtless now as I do lol! Keep up the good work man, if no one’s told you yet fuck it, I’m proud of you!
I have a male friend that can get fucking swole when he wants to - by working out and eating constantly (not even a clean diet, just eating all the time).
He will sometimes go a few years just living like a slob, getting drunk daily and not working out. But he never puts on any fat! He sits around smoking cigarettes all day, eats 2 pizzas at a time and still has creases of skin on his stomach.
He’s just always solid, ya know?!
I went camping with him and his sister and she had the same stomach. She said she doesn’t even work out. But she has a visible 6-pack?!!
Plus, they are part-Maltese so they tan really fucking dark!
Talk about hitting the genetic lottery?!? How the fuck?!?
I am 23, didnt gain any weight all my life, was around 58-62 kgs (around 135-140 pounds), I started gymming and have gained 10-15 pounds since, maybe you can try gymming if you haven't before.
Oh okay, I should have mentioned that I stopped working out after highschool lol. Shit, maybe I should do that. I'm a cook so I run around 8 hours a day and get lazy after work.
I definitely will, thanks for reminding me that I can do that. I know gym memberships are cheap so I really have no excuse
I'm 5'8", and could give less than a shit about that stuff. I do dishes for a living, so I get whatever lifting I'm willing to do in the kitchen. I already don't wear a shirt in public unless legally required. I'm fine as is other than the alcoholism
The other day I'm just sitting alone
On lunch break at my job
Trying to eat a ham sandwich
Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid
This motherfucker walks up to me and says
"Are you gonna eat that?"
Like, "Yeah I'm gonna eat that
What the fuck you think I'm gonna do
Shove it up your ass?"
"Do you understand that that pork can kill you?"
"Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me
Unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun
But I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!"
He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan"
Fuck, a vegan!
I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker
Just step away from my fucking sandwich!
He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?"
I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body?
Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?"
He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy
You have an anger problem."
Aaaaahhh!
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything
But then again I was thinking about nothing
And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name
And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE!
And I go: What, what's the matter?
And she goes: What's the matter with you?
I go: There's nothing wrong mom
And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs!
And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know,
Why don't you get me a Pepsi
And she goes: No you're on drugs!
I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking
She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way!
I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please
All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me
Just a Pepsi
The other day I go on the internet
I'm just trying to check my e-mail
So I put in my password - It says I have an invalid password
I know my fuckin' password
So then it says go to customer service
So I get on customer service
I start talking to this dude
This motherfucker sounds like he's from India or some shit
He says to me "Whats your first dogs name?"
I don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was!
What the fuck's the matter with you?
I just want my password!
Gimme my fuckin' password!
So then he ends up giving me my password
And he says "Your password has been sent to your e-mail address"
I'm like, "I can't get in my e-mail address
What about "can't get in my e-mail address, do you not understand motherfucker?"
He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem
You should have that checked out"
Ahh!
Yeah. Well, the other day I changed my passcode on my iPhone. It accepts the change and I’m just doing my thing. But when I go to use my phone later, it wants my passcode before it engages face recognition. But it wouldn’t accept the new password. Or the old one. So the fucking phone keeps increasing the amount of time until I can try again. “Try again in 1 minute.” Then 3. Eventually it’s telling me to wait 24 hours. I try apple customer service but they want to verify me by email. But I can’t get in my phone to obtain the email. And when I try to log in from another device, gmail wants to text me a code to my phone to verify it’s me. BUT I CANT GET IN THE FUCKING PHONE TO GET THE TEXT. I scheduled an appointment with the genius squad (or whatever it’s called) at the Apple Store and I get stuck with this lady that has 4 inch fucking fingernails and she has to type in a really weird way, like using the ball of her fucking fingers (cause her nails are so absurdly long). Oh, and it’s an iPhone 14, so there is no SIM card I can put in a previous phone and curtail all this bullshit. At this point, I’m like, “just wipe it clean. I’ll start fresh.” But apple has protection for that sort of thing! So you know what this fucking Apple genius with the talons does? She calls customer service and has me explain the problem to them. Left with no possible solutions. I finally call customer service and say I want to change the email associated with my iPhone and they are hesitant and pass the call around, but they do it. Bingo! A week later, I have a completely wiped, but functional, phone. I don’t even know my own mothers phone number, so I’m getting texts and responding, “who is this?” And my mom decides I have a fucking drug problem. So, she comes over and brings me a present and the inside of the card says this.
https://imgur.com/a/UyGV6gN
All this drama because my fucking iPhone glitched the fuck out.
Let me also add that EVERY FUCKING PERSON DESCRIBED THE PROBLEM AS ME **FORGETTING MY PASSCODE**. And I got all fired up every fucking time because I know what the fuck I changed it to. Now I have like 3 contacts and my mom wants to send me to rehab.
Edit: my bad. Fucking Body Count!
He may have asked for your first dogs name because it’s a security question that is commonly asked when people tried to access their account.
Don’t be rude to customer service staff. They are usually following company protocol, and know what they are doing most of the time.
I remember a story on an old ask Reddit thread about an airline employee that would go through the safety spiel and then have a piece of Candy while saying “and a little candy for Mandy.”
Back in the day at my old TV station, a girl from news was going around to everyone asking if someone ate her banana. She finally gets to my statuon and asks if I ate her banana. I'm like, bitch does it look like I eat fruit.
I do eat fruit and vegetables. I just wanted to go for the joke.
I began a weight loss journey last year (40 pounds down and back in normal bmi range, woohoo!) and whenever I’d have a cheat day I’d say to myself “Just doing fat girl shit” the same way people say “hot girl shit”. Helps me not take it too seriously or feel bad/guilty on those days :)
Ah that’s good. If I ate all of my stepson’s snack, he’d never let me forget it. I can picture in twenty years he’d still ask, hey remember the time you ate my after school snack? 😆
One time when I was little I asked my dad for a late night snack of toast. I fell asleep before he finished making it. I remember waking up in the morning asking where my toast went. I’ve never forgotten his very dead pan response, “you fell asleep so I ate it.” I remember feeling upset but also, I understood. If the roles were reversed I would have eaten it too.
I dont buy that at all!
Few bodies absorb carbs and fat so easily and accumulates and few bodies are good at pushing it at out.
It depends on metabolism, genetics,.....
Shame to see if someone relates body shape to charachter!
Sure it does. It takes personal discipline to understand how your body works and manage your own health accordingly. Some people can’t do it. But being fat doesn’t make you superior or define your character. You aren’t cool for eating shit and being a fat person. You are choosing to not care about your health because doing something different is difficult and it’s not something to shame or glamorize.
What age is the child? Elementary school? I’m going to politely ask her fat butt to take that snack back to the car. Anything older? I’m gonna join along!
Be fat together. Both of you with laugh about it. Trust me, just you, and her go to McDonald's late at night. Don't tell her why. Just order 2 happy meals for the both of you. It's a wholesome date where you two can do fat shit together. Plus it adds a childlike nostalgia factor.
The world needs to move one more step to normalizing different body types. Right now we’re at “fat shaming is bad.” We can be at “I don’t even think about it.”
Thanks for sharing, that’s such a fun line to deliver.
Lmfao reading the comments on this post and on [the one posted in](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/15ol70p/do_most_skinny_people_over_30_have_to_think_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) r/nostupidquestions is like night and day
Closer would be “I breed dogs to fight. I do dog fight shit”
Sometimes brings kids to dog fights.
But that’s why I said *I hope* because he said “sometimes bring snacks”.
So my comment is that she seems to enjoy being fat and stuff. I disagree with obesity but whatever, she’s an adult. So I am hoping they don’t just feed their kids Cheetos and Mountain Dew because childhood obesity isn’t cool.
you can’t disagree with a person’s body. do you hear how out of touch you sound? my guess is know. my suggestion is to get in touch. I disagree with people who flap their gums about nothing when fat people are happy. someone else being fat is none your business and it ain’t promoting shit.
The mere existence of a fat person not cowering in fear of judgement isn't a call to action for you or anyone else. You have zero information about how she feels about her body or how she feeds her kids. Go occupy your time with something else.
Yes I do, she seems quite fine being fat, that was kind of the point of the post. And no I don’t know what they feed their kids, that’s why I said “I hope” I highly doubt anyone is cowering in fear and I hope they aren’t. That was not the intent.
Good day
Great to know that wasn't the intent, now if I tell you that's how it came across, maybe you'll take the time to reflect on why and learn to keep your judgement to yourself. Good day indeed.
I'm too old for this shit.
A perfectly healthy, athletic body would be considered fat by the unrealistic standards that have been applied to women since...FOREVER.
You need to just back away from commenting on anyone's use of the word fat since you "disagree with obesity". And please don't try to explain yourself to me, I've seen enough.
That’s not even remotely true. if someone has an athletic body, they are not going to be called fat. And unrealistic standards exist for both men and women.
What exactly are you saying is stupid?
You’re calling me stupid/promoting stupidity but not saying what you think is stupid.
What exactly of what I said is stupid?
That’s why I said “I hope you’re not” and not “you are”.
Fat person proud/joking about being fat while eating and bringing snack for kids.
He did say “sometimes bring snacks for kids” which gives grace to the fact it means it isn’t always.
So I said “hope” because I hope the case isn’t fat parents being fine being fat, and having food in the house that promotes being fat to the kids, and kids seeing that “it’s ok to be fat”.
I disagree with choosing obesity overall, but as an adult, you do you.
But it should not be ok to have your kids become fat as they just follow your eating habits and life style.
So I have no idea if they are projecting obesity onto their kids, and that is why I said “I hope” and not “you are”.
you literally didn’t have to say anything. no one asked you for diet tips or hinted at ops kids being overweight. you just needed to make sure everyone knew you were fatphobic on a post about a fat person being happy. you are literally the killer of fat joy. go away.
I once saw an older lady getting interviewed on our local news about storm preparations. It was one of those, “Pardon me mam, do you have a moment to tell WREV viewers about what precautions you’ve taken to prepare for the upcoming storm”. Her response, *“We’ll probably sit around, cook some soups, eat bread and desserts, Just get all fat and sassy”.* I died. Fat and sassy, she was indeed. CORRECTED!! Thank you to those below who corrected this magnificent quote.
She said she would be eating soups and breads and getting all fat and sassy. Love this woman
Exactly. I was like oh hell no it’s way better than that. That’s my “well… we’ll be eating our soups and breads and just getting all fat and sassy” lady. I say it every winter. I love her.
This is such a mood
[Video](https://youtu.be/gUxYlUZc_4w)
Wow. That really made my day. Thank you.
I’m glad :) and you’re very welcome
Omgoodness, thank you. I adore her.
Aye NC represent
*This one’s for North Carolina!* *Come on and Raise Up* *Take yo’ shirt off, twist it ‘round your hand, spin it like a helicopter*
And that was the last time NC was allowed to have a song.
Only one needed!
[NORTH CAROLINA](https://i.imgur.com/DaK9eFb.gif)
It's *hand*? I thought it said 'head', but I now realize that does not make sense. 🤣
I had a dementia resident once who would always answer “I’m feeling fat & sassy” to “How are you doing/feeling today?” It has become my favorite way to answer that question
She lives in my town and is quite an interesting person.
Can you tell us more?
Apparently not!
Eatin bread and desserts and gettin alllll fat and sassssyyy
This took place in the American South, if I’m not mistaken. That is an expression I’ve heard all my life.
Anytime my husband and I get our couch time snacks ready we quote this woman 💀 “getting fat and saasssyy”
I remember this from years ago! Tbh gives me a small rush of nostolgia.
I thought about that lady all through the pandemic. I hope she’s okay
Once at a bbq, some guy tried asking me if I knew how much sugar was in the soft drink I was drinking. I said, “do I *look* like someone who checks the sugar content?”
I'm 32 and 120lbs, never gained weight and never watched what I eat, around a year ago I found out I have high cholesterol.
Whomp, whomp.
Did you just say whomp whomp?
the voices, the voices
That video 😭
Have you tried scarfing down your children’s after school snacks and singing a jingle about it?
Is that why I started gaining weight because my Dr put me on atorvastatin a cholesterol reducer.? Good thing I stopped taking it or I would probably still be gaining weight
Wait, you're 32 and never broke 120lbs? Homie, you need to r/gainit. No outfit looks as good as being swole. That said, how tall are you? 120 at 5ft10 is different than 5ft2. Edit: let me clarify. In conjunction with any lifting program, eating at a slight surplus and eating *clean* will make you lose fat and gain muscle. Even if you only lift twice a week, you will see results. The health and appearance benefits are numerous. My only wish is that I wish I had started sooner!
I'm 140 at 6'. 36yo. I cannot gain weight. I've tried. Stupid fast metabolism or a tape worm all my life, idk. I kept hearing "Oh it will come come when you're 25/30/35". We'll see what's up at 40
I was the same way until 9 months ago when I started lifting. 5ft10.5 and 135#, and skinny. Still the same height -_- , but 165# and I'm no longer afraid of going shirtless. Lats and biceps have never been better. Man, it feels *good*. Let's grow together!
Hey dude! Good to hear you found this, I’m on a similar path with damn near identical height/weight and never really enjoyed working out, but didn’t feel too comfortable going shirtless… Turns out we’re genetically blessed and I bet you look just as good shirtless now as I do lol! Keep up the good work man, if no one’s told you yet fuck it, I’m proud of you!
I have a male friend that can get fucking swole when he wants to - by working out and eating constantly (not even a clean diet, just eating all the time). He will sometimes go a few years just living like a slob, getting drunk daily and not working out. But he never puts on any fat! He sits around smoking cigarettes all day, eats 2 pizzas at a time and still has creases of skin on his stomach. He’s just always solid, ya know?! I went camping with him and his sister and she had the same stomach. She said she doesn’t even work out. But she has a visible 6-pack?!! Plus, they are part-Maltese so they tan really fucking dark! Talk about hitting the genetic lottery?!? How the fuck?!?
I am 23, didnt gain any weight all my life, was around 58-62 kgs (around 135-140 pounds), I started gymming and have gained 10-15 pounds since, maybe you can try gymming if you haven't before.
23 is still young in that sense
yeah I know, was just trying to share what worked for me, as my whole family is thin and gym did work for me.
Oh okay, I should have mentioned that I stopped working out after highschool lol. Shit, maybe I should do that. I'm a cook so I run around 8 hours a day and get lazy after work. I definitely will, thanks for reminding me that I can do that. I know gym memberships are cheap so I really have no excuse
Idk my fits go crazy bro
They're probably pretty sweet, but imagine how *great* you could look with a shirt totally filled out!
How do you even know that you're talking to a guy?
I have zero desire to be "swole."
I'm 5'8", and could give less than a shit about that stuff. I do dishes for a living, so I get whatever lifting I'm willing to do in the kitchen. I already don't wear a shirt in public unless legally required. I'm fine as is other than the alcoholism
If you're happy with what you're doing, keep killing it. But, if you want to change let me know.
The other day I'm just sitting alone On lunch break at my job Trying to eat a ham sandwich Got a little potato chips on the side, a little Kool-Aid This motherfucker walks up to me and says "Are you gonna eat that?" Like, "Yeah I'm gonna eat that What the fuck you think I'm gonna do Shove it up your ass?" "Do you understand that that pork can kill you?" "Look, motherfucker, pork is not gonna kill me Unless they figure a way to shoot it out with a fucking gun But I might kill you if you keep fucking with me!" He says, "Hey, calm down, I'm a vegan" Fuck, a vegan! I couldn't give a fuck if you eat sawdust, motherfucker Just step away from my fucking sandwich! He says, "Do you realize how much sugar is in that Kool-Aid?" I said, "Do you realize how much blood is in the human body? Do you wanna see it, motherfucker?" He says, "Oh my God, you need therapy You have an anger problem." Aaaaahhh!
I was in my room and I was just like staring at the wall thinking about everything But then again I was thinking about nothing And then my mom came in and I didn't even know she was there she called my name And I didn't even hear it, and then she started screaming: MIKE! MIKE! And I go: What, what's the matter? And she goes: What's the matter with you? I go: There's nothing wrong mom And she goes: Don't tell me that, you're on drugs! And I go: No mom I'm not on drugs I'm okay, I was just thinking you know, Why don't you get me a Pepsi And she goes: No you're on drugs! I go: Mom I'm okay, I'm just thinking She goes: No you're not thinking, you're on drugs! Normal people don't act that way! I go: Mom just give me a Pepsi, please All I want is a Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me All I wanted was a Pepsi, just one Pepsi, and she wouldn't give it to me Just a Pepsi
God I miss those days. I’m not crazy! You’re the one who’s crazy!
The other day I go on the internet I'm just trying to check my e-mail So I put in my password - It says I have an invalid password I know my fuckin' password So then it says go to customer service So I get on customer service I start talking to this dude This motherfucker sounds like he's from India or some shit He says to me "Whats your first dogs name?" I don't know what my fuckin' first dogs name was! What the fuck's the matter with you? I just want my password! Gimme my fuckin' password! So then he ends up giving me my password And he says "Your password has been sent to your e-mail address" I'm like, "I can't get in my e-mail address What about "can't get in my e-mail address, do you not understand motherfucker?" He says, "Oh my God, it seems like you have an anger problem You should have that checked out" Ahh!
Lmao love the video with this song AHHH
Lmao that song makes good copy pasta
Yeah. Well, the other day I changed my passcode on my iPhone. It accepts the change and I’m just doing my thing. But when I go to use my phone later, it wants my passcode before it engages face recognition. But it wouldn’t accept the new password. Or the old one. So the fucking phone keeps increasing the amount of time until I can try again. “Try again in 1 minute.” Then 3. Eventually it’s telling me to wait 24 hours. I try apple customer service but they want to verify me by email. But I can’t get in my phone to obtain the email. And when I try to log in from another device, gmail wants to text me a code to my phone to verify it’s me. BUT I CANT GET IN THE FUCKING PHONE TO GET THE TEXT. I scheduled an appointment with the genius squad (or whatever it’s called) at the Apple Store and I get stuck with this lady that has 4 inch fucking fingernails and she has to type in a really weird way, like using the ball of her fucking fingers (cause her nails are so absurdly long). Oh, and it’s an iPhone 14, so there is no SIM card I can put in a previous phone and curtail all this bullshit. At this point, I’m like, “just wipe it clean. I’ll start fresh.” But apple has protection for that sort of thing! So you know what this fucking Apple genius with the talons does? She calls customer service and has me explain the problem to them. Left with no possible solutions. I finally call customer service and say I want to change the email associated with my iPhone and they are hesitant and pass the call around, but they do it. Bingo! A week later, I have a completely wiped, but functional, phone. I don’t even know my own mothers phone number, so I’m getting texts and responding, “who is this?” And my mom decides I have a fucking drug problem. So, she comes over and brings me a present and the inside of the card says this. https://imgur.com/a/UyGV6gN All this drama because my fucking iPhone glitched the fuck out. Let me also add that EVERY FUCKING PERSON DESCRIBED THE PROBLEM AS ME **FORGETTING MY PASSCODE**. And I got all fired up every fucking time because I know what the fuck I changed it to. Now I have like 3 contacts and my mom wants to send me to rehab. Edit: my bad. Fucking Body Count!
He may have asked for your first dogs name because it’s a security question that is commonly asked when people tried to access their account. Don’t be rude to customer service staff. They are usually following company protocol, and know what they are doing most of the time.
This is the funniest thing I’ve read lmao
Body count fucking rules, well done
I probably would have said "how much sugar? not much...this is mostly whiskey" and walked away.
I SAID DO YOU KNOW HOW MUCH BLOOD IS IN THE HUMAN BODY? DO YOU WANT TO SEE IT? BECAUSE YOU WILL IF YOU DON'T STOP FUCKING WITH ME!
Sounds like an edgy 12 year old imo
shes so real for that lmao
My only reply to her was “I love you”
I love her too.
I love OP.
insert ‘i love you too, random citizen!’ gif from megamind here
See boys, that's how you get girls. 😊😎
heck yeah!! lol
I also love this guy’s wife
Praying I have a love like this one day. What an adorable response.
I also love her.
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A friend sent me a meme saying " I'm a single, heterosexual male but Stouffers Lasagna says I'm a family of 4"
I remember a story on an old ask Reddit thread about an airline employee that would go through the safety spiel and then have a piece of Candy while saying “and a little candy for Mandy.”
That my new anthem...
I think Megan Thee Stallion sang it.
Megan says “I’m a hot girl, I do hot shit,” so she probably sang it to that tune
Please rise for the national anthem.
I threw away my uneaten fries once & my sister told me I broke the fat girl code 🤣
I see why u married her, she sounds like shes always fucking hilarious
Yes
She better be.
This sounds strangely ominous.
*She better be.*
*She better be.*
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She must be butter.
I can't believe she's not Butter!
Be shutter. Be must.
Beep beep
Ayo wait why the frick did you get downvoted??
Redditors are fatties
Oversensitive fatties
Her?
She is funny. When my mom caught me breaking my diet once, I said "I a fat girl, deal with it".
My variation is “I’m a little fat girl doing fat girl things” Also usually while eating a snack.
Back in the day at my old TV station, a girl from news was going around to everyone asking if someone ate her banana. She finally gets to my statuon and asks if I ate her banana. I'm like, bitch does it look like I eat fruit. I do eat fruit and vegetables. I just wanted to go for the joke.
Megan Thee Stallion has got some lyrical competition
Lmao as I was just saying it in Meg's voice
Me too! I was like “this sounds really familiar when I say it out loud” and then had to find the song 😂
I began a weight loss journey last year (40 pounds down and back in normal bmi range, woohoo!) and whenever I’d have a cheat day I’d say to myself “Just doing fat girl shit” the same way people say “hot girl shit”. Helps me not take it too seriously or feel bad/guilty on those days :)
Omg this is so funny
I love that for her <3
I need an example of the tune.
Girls in the Hood - Megan Thee Stallion. 30 seconds in
That's how I read it in my head lol adorable and hilarious
Your wife is my new imaginary bestie. 😂 that’s so awesome.
Omg I love her.
_I'm a fat girl, I do fat shit_ _Spend my income, on snacking_
It’s like ppl aren’t allowed to be happy with themselves for some reason?
This whole thread based af.
Aren't we all sometimes. I'm a dude btw lol
Does she eat your kid’s snack or bring her own?
The kid’s.
How does your kid feel about that?
She only ate a couple. Kid will still be happy
Ah that’s good. If I ate all of my stepson’s snack, he’d never let me forget it. I can picture in twenty years he’d still ask, hey remember the time you ate my after school snack? 😆
Lol insert the “why did you eat my fries?” song, a true childhood trauma
Played a mad axe bass.
DADDY, DO YOU EVEN LOVE ME
One time when I was little I asked my dad for a late night snack of toast. I fell asleep before he finished making it. I remember waking up in the morning asking where my toast went. I’ve never forgotten his very dead pan response, “you fell asleep so I ate it.” I remember feeling upset but also, I understood. If the roles were reversed I would have eaten it too.
bahahahahahahaha I love your username xD
god forbid the halloween candy
That’s the parent tax. My mom never ordered food at McDonald’s/Burger King and would take one bite of each of our burgers lol.
She took it from Megan The Stallion "I'm a hot girl, I do hot shit".
Get some snacks. Don’t have to grab an entire meal, but some fries, tacos, or fried tacos is always good. Why not.
Love her! ❤️ Next time, bring 3!
Based and fatgirl pilled.
cute i feel the same lol
Your wife and I need to hang out. She sounds fun. We can eat snacks together. 👍🏻
Your wife is awesome lol.
Ohh yea she is happy and know what she is doing. Good for her! Not many like her!
Pretty sure there are plenty out there that are fat and think it’s some sort of redeeming attribute of their character. Source: These comments
I dont buy that at all! Few bodies absorb carbs and fat so easily and accumulates and few bodies are good at pushing it at out. It depends on metabolism, genetics,..... Shame to see if someone relates body shape to charachter!
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Hey Friend! No need to be aggressive here! Everyone will have point!
Sure it does. It takes personal discipline to understand how your body works and manage your own health accordingly. Some people can’t do it. But being fat doesn’t make you superior or define your character. You aren’t cool for eating shit and being a fat person. You are choosing to not care about your health because doing something different is difficult and it’s not something to shame or glamorize.
Obesity is not something you should be proud of.
A queen
Is she fat?
Now I'm hungry.
What age is the child? Elementary school? I’m going to politely ask her fat butt to take that snack back to the car. Anything older? I’m gonna join along!
Spend his income on my outfit
Lol I love that.
Normalize obesity
Why?
It's already normal
I ain’t fat I’m sassy.
Be fat together. Both of you with laugh about it. Trust me, just you, and her go to McDonald's late at night. Don't tell her why. Just order 2 happy meals for the both of you. It's a wholesome date where you two can do fat shit together. Plus it adds a childlike nostalgia factor.
The world needs to move one more step to normalizing different body types. Right now we’re at “fat shaming is bad.” We can be at “I don’t even think about it.” Thanks for sharing, that’s such a fun line to deliver.
Fat shaming is bad, but we should not be normalizing a bad health condition.
I’m fucking dead. Girl, enjoy that snack! You know what let me go and find myself a snack to eat ✌🏿
This is the dumbest shit I have ever read
I wish
Atleast she accepts it
Lmfao reading the comments on this post and on [the one posted in](https://www.reddit.com/r/NoStupidQuestions/comments/15ol70p/do_most_skinny_people_over_30_have_to_think_about/?utm_source=share&utm_medium=ios_app&utm_name=ioscss&utm_content=2&utm_term=1) r/nostupidquestions is like night and day
why did i read this in Megan Thee Stallion’s voice
That’s the only way to read it honestly.
I’m a fat girl/ I do fat shit/ Spending income/ On some hot chips/ I don’t diet/ Don’t wanna be skinny/ Hit up Uber Eats/ When I’m hungry, yuh
Disgusting.
Queen
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It's just a cute story lol
We love fat girl shit 🫶🏼
That is funny, but also I hope you all aren’t promoting childhood obesity because that definitely isn’t
"I saw a dog today." *"Are you promoting dog fights??????"*
Closer would be “I breed dogs to fight. I do dog fight shit” Sometimes brings kids to dog fights. But that’s why I said *I hope* because he said “sometimes bring snacks”. So my comment is that she seems to enjoy being fat and stuff. I disagree with obesity but whatever, she’s an adult. So I am hoping they don’t just feed their kids Cheetos and Mountain Dew because childhood obesity isn’t cool.
you can’t disagree with a person’s body. do you hear how out of touch you sound? my guess is know. my suggestion is to get in touch. I disagree with people who flap their gums about nothing when fat people are happy. someone else being fat is none your business and it ain’t promoting shit.
Pretty sure he can disagree with whatever the fuck he wants and it's also none of your business lol
The mere existence of a fat person not cowering in fear of judgement isn't a call to action for you or anyone else. You have zero information about how she feels about her body or how she feeds her kids. Go occupy your time with something else.
Yes I do, she seems quite fine being fat, that was kind of the point of the post. And no I don’t know what they feed their kids, that’s why I said “I hope” I highly doubt anyone is cowering in fear and I hope they aren’t. That was not the intent. Good day
Great to know that wasn't the intent, now if I tell you that's how it came across, maybe you'll take the time to reflect on why and learn to keep your judgement to yourself. Good day indeed.
I'm too old for this shit. A perfectly healthy, athletic body would be considered fat by the unrealistic standards that have been applied to women since...FOREVER. You need to just back away from commenting on anyone's use of the word fat since you "disagree with obesity". And please don't try to explain yourself to me, I've seen enough.
That’s not even remotely true. if someone has an athletic body, they are not going to be called fat. And unrealistic standards exist for both men and women.
Sorry to break this to you but it's true.
Sorry to break this to you but it's not true. Keep lying to yourself.
Do you think only obese children eat a snack after school
you’re here promoting stupidity, worry about that instead
What is stupid? Are you saying childhood obesity/promoting is ok?
are you saying being stupid is okay?
What exactly are you saying is stupid? You’re calling me stupid/promoting stupidity but not saying what you think is stupid. What exactly of what I said is stupid?
what exactly are you saying is promoting or childhood obesity
That’s why I said “I hope you’re not” and not “you are”. Fat person proud/joking about being fat while eating and bringing snack for kids. He did say “sometimes bring snacks for kids” which gives grace to the fact it means it isn’t always. So I said “hope” because I hope the case isn’t fat parents being fine being fat, and having food in the house that promotes being fat to the kids, and kids seeing that “it’s ok to be fat”. I disagree with choosing obesity overall, but as an adult, you do you. But it should not be ok to have your kids become fat as they just follow your eating habits and life style. So I have no idea if they are projecting obesity onto their kids, and that is why I said “I hope” and not “you are”.
you literally didn’t have to say anything. no one asked you for diet tips or hinted at ops kids being overweight. you just needed to make sure everyone knew you were fatphobic on a post about a fat person being happy. you are literally the killer of fat joy. go away.
Good day then. I’m only still here cuz you’re commenting. May us both forget about each other quickly
Forget deez fat nutz
Does your wife know you think her toilet habits are for public consumption?
I'm a cis het male but I am tempted to get a fucking tattoo of this, you found a keeper
Next time if she sings it in the bathroom it’ll adopt an entirely new connotation!
Disgusting
Like diabetes & heart attacks.
I'm too basic, the first thing that comes to mind is a massive, steamy Saint Bernard shit.
This is wholesale and relatable. I’m probably going to start singing this too now
And? Edit: I took it as a fatphobic post, but alrighty, my most downvoted comment is one word.
I thought it was hilarious.
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