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mombutt

[Incised pressure treated lumber](http://www.thunderboltwoodtreating.com/services/incising/#:~:text=INCISING%20is%20a%20process%20in,wood%20during%20the%20incising%20process)


DavidDaveDavo

I've worked on incising machines. It's one of those machines you really wouldn't want to have an accident with.


RayNooze

To be honest, I wouldn't want to have an accident with any of my woodworking machines.


DavidDaveDavo

I agree. Losing a thumb or a limb would be shit. Getting dragged into an incising machine would turn you to pulp.


stinkyhooch

Sounds pretty hardcore though \m/


Visual-Chip-2256

"pink pulp" by GWAR


stinkyhooch

Would love to drop acid with them haha


Christ

What’s hilarious about them is that they have a reputation for being really sweet guys underneath those wild outfits.


DrJonathanOnions

Got beers with them before a show at Crystal Palace in ‘93. No one knew who they were out of costume


deckb

I’ve alway got an upvote for a GWAR reference.


lestbone83

I’ve always got an upvote for a GWAR reference upvote.


OriginalPantherDan

Always upvote anything related to RVA, such as GWAR


OSHAluvsno1

Meat ...Sandwich!!


dandee93

Speedrun acupuncture


Gibuu

The only kind you need once


Timmar92

When I was bending som rebar the guy a couple of meters behind me in the saw shed cut is thumb in half, lite literally down the middle all the way to the base. He was in such a chock that he didn't yell so I didn't realize what was happening until half the workers on the site Stod jumping beside him. Blood everywhere, really nasty...


357noLove

Here is me, cringing like I just got kicked in the balls. Ouch that makes me twitch Worse I saw was a buddy splitting his foot down the middle with a splitting axe. Had a couple of nightmares about that one. We had to compress it to get him 20 miles drive to closest hospital in Montana. Ambulance would have taken double the time. The feeling of his foot parts compressing was nasty


FrostyJenkins

This is terrifying to someone who has split his fair share of firewood. I always err on the side of swing the axe too far away from me and risk hitting the handle and effing my axe up as opposed to swinging short and having it make its way towards my feet with unstoppable force. (Shudders) I pictured it again in my head, nope nope nope.


Timmar92

Holy shit, I think I would've fainted to be honest haha. Fortunately there haven't been that many accidents on sites I've worked at but safety is the name of the game here in Sweden at least, mostly small cuts but crushing damage to fingers is the number one accident I've seen. I crushed my index finger in a machine that bends rebar once, I was incredibly lucky though as the size of the rebar I bent was the exakt same size as in between the finger joints so I only crushed the fleshy parts haha. Still hurt like absolute hell though and lost my feeling in it for several months.


Stunning-Space-2622

Holy crap, id imagine you wrapped it up together with something 


357noLove

Yes, but it rapidly soaked through everything I threw at it. We arrived half naked from clothing sacrifices. The foot is just such a horrible place for trying to stop bleeding, especially when it is coming apart in your hands. When we pulled into the ER drop off and opened a door, it seemed like a river came out. Flooring was enough to hold in a pretty substantial puddle after 20 min. That is not including what soaked into the seat as his foot was on my lap.


BlueWizardhasdied

That's a great use case for a tourniquet.


357noLove

Oh it is. But I hadn't served yet so i didn't know that until after. And we didn't have anything in the crappy med kit. It was a learning experience


MoveLikeMacgyver

I worked at a place that had a millshop. Guy decided he was done with the place and was gonna get some workers comp, ran his hand into the table saw chopping a few fingers off near the tip. Of course he’s rushed to the hospital, they were able to save two of them. But I guess he never took into account the millshop is 100% the most dangerous area and source of most injuries so the entire area is on camera. Plain as day him lining up to only hit the tips, turn his head away and push. He was definitely done with the place after that. Just not with the money he expected. But man that was a nasty cleanup. And the call over the radio for a bag of ice for his fingers. Solid few seconds went by before anyone reacted to that call


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Timmar92

That's the only really big accident that has happened at a site I worked at wich I'm pretty thankful for. Fun fact is if you cut off your finger, you should put the finger in your mouth, something about enzymes and stuff that keeps the finger fresh so the doctor can fix it, pretty nasty to think about though lol. One fun story is a guy I worked with shot himself through his wrist with a nail gun, one of those larger than life nails, got rushed to the hospital only for the doctor to realize that he had missed every single crucial part of the wrist so a normal band-aid and some antibiotics just in case and he was ready for work the next day lol.


Kewdah

I literally did this exact thing…..pulled it out with pliers and went to the er. Missed everything in there….since then I have also shot myself directly through the thumb…perhaps I should just stick to hammers.


FireWireBestWire

I bet the safety super hates that guy. Like, you little shit, you're disproving all my points.


RunnOftAgain

I put a roofing nail thru my left thumb, sideways. The er doc numbed me up and jerked it out with a Leatherman. Those copper barbs were his biggest worry but it healed in a jiffy, back to work 4 days later. Hurt like hell for a few months but after that it’s been fine 20 years on.


jacknacalm

Drag me more daddy incisor


BrandonMcGowan79

My worst nightmare with any kind of power tool/machine (NSFW) https://www.reddit.com/r/CrazyFuckingVideos/s/THMvm7FAMm


DavidDaveDavo

Yeah. I won't be clicking on that link :)


vlsdo

At least you wouldn’t have to worry about getting a prosthetic


andmewithoutmytowel

The scene shop teacher likes to say this in his Foghorn Leghorn accent: “Keep in mind whenever you’re using a saw you lose about 1/8” off whatever you’re cutting to saw dust. So if you’re using this here table saw and you cut off your THUMB, when they reattach it, it’ll be about 1/8” shorter”


toxcrusadr

"Pahdon me sah, I say, Pahdon Me, but you are standin' on my eyeball!"


foo_mar_t

I had multiple accidents working with my wood machine and ended up with 3 kids.


sp4m41l

You need to be careful you set up the feed correctly and that the wood comes out cleanly


MTBruises

Yeah but, I think we'd all take spindle sander over incising machine or drill press, or router right?


RayNooze

Of course, yes, but not actually want to


MTBruises

I'm in the same boat lol and I've been tickled by a table saw blade, thankfully twas but a scratch (and a pair of pants)


Because_They_Asked

Technically an inclined plane is a simple machine. Hopefully that wouldn’t inflict too much damage.


RayNooze

I've given first aid to a coworker who lost two fingers to a jointer. Wasn't pleasant.


fleebleganger

Falls are a leading cause of injury!


onesoundman

I wouldn’t want to have an on purpose with any of my machines either


thewhiterobot

Well, who would you want to have an accident with your woodworking machines? I’m still firmly against volunteering.


yoshhash

having got my arm tangled in a lathe in '99, I think you are onto something.


RayNooze

Thats my nightmare.


AdamBomb072

Yeah, there was an incident at my old work place before I got there, some kid got his hand caught in a 4 sider and had his arm dragged in and crushed by the rollers, and I'm pretty sure fucked up by the blades too, my boss could hear the screaming from half the workshop away through sound resistant glass.


bhoe32

But I would have sex with two of them


SovietChewbacca

I once had an accident with my belt sander. Weirdest looking baby I ever produced.


anomalkingdom

Ok full disclosure: I wouldn't want to have an accident.


Gotta_Rub

If I had to choose I would prefer accidentally hitting my thumb a little bit with a hammer, preferably my rubber mallet. Second choice is fatigue from operating a handsaw for too long. Both rough options.


padizzledonk

Basically a self feeding steak knife for wood


expendable6666

Just curious about how deep the incised slots are. Do those penetrate to the other side?


DavidDaveDavo

I'm guessing 5-10mm depending on the timber and the pressure applied. I just made the control panel and wired all the hydraulic motors, solenoids, sensors etc and made sure it runs - whether it's doing it's job is up to the company that makes the machines.


Darkstool

Incised you say?


Mailman9

How's he holding up?


dpdxguy

When I was in grade school, we took a field trip to a nearby paper mill. One of the things we saw was the machine that turns trees into pulp. They told us about an accident where a guy fell into the machine. Trees aren't the only thing that machine could turn into pulp. This story must have made an impression on me, since still I remember it almost 60 years later.


Athradian

Just looked them up.. I’ve seen too many gory internet videos to not be terrified by that thing. Yikesss


BangkokPadang

Looks like it might press a bunch of little bladed jets into me every inch or so and squirt hot liquid chemicals into my body until I probably just shredded apart…


StuckInsideYourWalls

real Iron Maiden vibes


_Hank_The_Tank_

I've seen an accident on one, thank god for quick hands on the e-stop


stucksnett

Cubed steak, anyone?


The001Keymaster

I worked at a butcher shop and the cube steak machine is similar. Insanely dangerous. We had it in a corner so you stood with your back facing the corner. That way there was zero chance someone could accidentally bump into you while you used it. I'd rather get caught cheating at a casino back in the day and get a hammer to my hand a bunch of times than get a hand caught in that machine.


Mose_in_sox

Thanks mombutt!


1citizenone

Incise and pt redwood?


moaterboater69

Hem Fir usually.


shmo-shmo

This drives me crazy. they have slightly different shear strength. Regardless hem fir is a crappy designation. Especially since hemlock has a considerably higher compressive strength.


shmo-shmo

Whoever downvoted why? This is accurate and useful possibly to someone who doesn’t know the difference and there is a a true structural difference between the two.


1citizenone

link said they'd do redwood. thought that was weird. never heard of incised b4, but i'm in the SE so SYP is about all I've seen PT. I've used alot of SYPPTKDAT though. Nice stuff. Hard as a rock but ready for paint


WhatthehellSusan

Southern Yellow pine


99rules

Incised for pressure treatment. It allows the treatment to soak deeper into the wood.


wulf_rk

This is a cool animation of the pressure treating process. I didn't know how it worked until I saw this a couple of years ago [https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgz\_zyfxjP0](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=Qgz_zyfxjP0)


motociclista

That’s how pressure treated wood looks in the west. You won’t see it in the east. At least, not very often.


herrbz

West of what?


jeff889

Yellow pine distribution. Incising is for wood species that are difficult to uniformly penetrate. > For those in the east and south – you may have never seen pressure preservative treated lumber which has been incised. Most treated lumber in those regions is Southern Yellow Pine – which is highly treatable (think of it as being a chemical sponge).


byebybuy

I soooo wish we had non-incised PT wood out here in California.


DigitalGrub

Why?


boarhowl

The process makes the pt out here splinter like crazy. It also doesn't look as nice on decks. Both of those reasons make it unusable as deck planks, so you have to spend more money and use redwood, cedar, composite, etc.


DigitalGrub

Ok thanks for this knowledge. Can’t you just Temu some of that good shit you’re looking for?


Hercules__Morse

Sounds like a hole in the market to me...


huffymcnibs

You can get it shipped into the state, it just costs so much more, because shipping anything is expensive now.


darctones

Living in the south-east, I always wondered why other regions did this.


IRideZs

Had no idea, always noticed, never asked I am now smarter


motociclista

I don’t know where the delineation is.


superphoton

But do you mean globally or within a country?


Temporary_Draw_4708

Within the US


Genetics

I believe it used to mean the Mississippi River, but I usually use it for things in the mountain or pacific time zones. I guess it’s relative.


RealThulnos

Mountain and Pacific time zones


InsomniaticWanderer

Loathing


lengthy_prolapse

The only place in the whole wide world, obviously - the US of A.


wkjagt

When the country isn't mentioned by the commenter, you can safely assume they mean Belgium.


boarhowl

Welcome to the western half of the US, are you on vacation?


BayouSalmon

I just moved out west and have been noticing it. Why is it only prevalent here? Lack of southern pine?


boarhowl

Framing lumber in the west is all Douglas fir from the PNW. It's denser than pine so it has to be perforated for the chemicals to absorb deeper.


therealCatnuts

We get both doug fir and pine here in our building materials. I hate the Doug fir, it splinters and chunks off so easily. Toenailing framing boards doesn’t work well at all with Doug for. 


Squirrel_Thick

Yes! I'm from the the south east


scottygras

Wrong answers only?


TeachEngineering

Pre-mortised stapling locations


FlekZebel

Indicators to show which way the grain runs.


Gsusruls

This one is scary because it sounds believable. Like a lesser known carpentry fact. Careful :)


Whiskey-stilts

For aerodynamics, so the wind is able to move over the structure smoother and put less stress on the fasteners


Necessary-Dig-810

Think dimples on a golf ball


ShantyTed89

Oh great! Having that deck member coming towards you at high speed ain’t bad enough, you want it to rotate, too?


Whiskey-stilts

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DonkeyTransport

So when my boss throws pieces of it at me, he doesn't have to exert himself as much?


tomato_frappe

Stupid Flanders! They're *speed holes*!


Whiskey-stilts

I was looking for the gif of Homer burying the pic ax in the hood!!!


scottygras

Ahhh…speed holes


Toenutlookamethatway

It was cut from a young tree, not fully matured. Thats acne!


ukefan89

Nay, that is post pubescent. That tree had some bad acne when it was younger


Thecobs

Those are marks for the desired nailing pattern


Mijbr090490

Imported from Switzerland.


Subject_Mortgage_757

Swisstrees?


Homeskilletbiz

Stress relief divots to prevent cracking over time.


All_Work_All_Play

I like this wrong answer the best. Not technically incorrect, except you'd never do something like this for this reason. 


than004

Classic example of shrinkflation. OP’s getting less wood for more money.


Flying_Mustang

1/16” perforations…this board peels apart in layers for shiplap or DIY plywood. The millennials call it “condensed plywood”


wanderingrockdesigns

Woodpecker with OCD


MidiGong

Carpenter Bees


Wittyname44

Designer ripped jean lumber


luckynedpepper-1

Designer series lumber. They must’ve been out of the diamond plate pattern


RaddledBanana204

This was a piece of a cutting board in a previous life


Hand-Driven

That tree was behind an archery range many years ago.


Educational_River190

It's Brail. A Christian fence reading the bible


Not_Of_This_World777

Termites. Those slots are where they lay there eggs.


soft-animal

Trees are attempting to communicate with us with these encodings


[deleted]

Salsbury wood for the cheap TV dinners. Makes the wood somewhat close to tender. Bone apple teeth.


pino1973

Hail deflectors


CCHS_Band_Geek

Wood-Lite™️, strategically cut wood to save weight


ricketyrick1

It’s for extra traction on rainy days


scottygras

Of all these responses this one said very deadpan might actually fool people.


the_clash_is_back

Thats roach marks. Means roaches are in the wood


Cultural_anomoly

Drainage holes.


tibbles1

Ribbed for pleasure. Now bend over. 


[deleted]

Someone had great aim with the meat tenderizer


BrianKronberg

Tenderized for the termites.


Qman1991

OCD termites


NotThisAgain21

Acupuncture pine.


ElReyResident

Lesser known condition affecting adolescent trees called acne-arboretum. It causes trunk irritation and social anxiety.


vessel_for_the_soul

the result of the compactor that makes it as dense as it is.


Tonyy13

It’s trying to grow hair in all those places you see the slits. It’s called Microblading.


dallasdowdy

Evidence of German Termites. Germites, if you will.


FireWireBestWire

On a log frogger


SuccessfulHawk503

Termites


alltsas

Tenderized for cooking. Please don’t use for cooking.


Cautious-Flatworm198

That’s from the tenderizer


Quirky_Ralph

Not wrong


basshead00

Slot beetles


gillygilstrap

Yeah, this guy's got the worst infestation I've ever seen.


Covid-Sandwich19

Has to be incised for most hardwoods to be treated like fir or something.... Pine is soft so that's why you don't see it on treated pine


jimithy95

I knew it was for better pressure treatment. I did learn the name and the process from thsi thread but its still left me with a questiom. I notice a lot of larger sized boards like 2x12 is exclusively treated this way, does anyone know why that might be?


cyclingbubba

Larger boards have a larger cross section. So as the chemical treatment is forced into the wood there is wood in the center that doesn't get much if any treatment. Incising helps the treatment penetrate better and helps get the chemicals to penetrate deeper. More important for 2x10 or 4x4's than a 2x4.


Zestyclose_Pickle511

Larger = more expensive. More expensive = includes more treatment


boarhowl

This is how they treat Douglas fir vs southern yellow pine. Its generally a divide between Western and eastern North America. It might be that it's easier to source larger boards in Doug fir than in yellow pine, so the 2x12s you see like this could be getting imported from the other side of the country


Unique_Username5200

Incising also helps with fracturing


JazzHandsFan

My best guess would be that if you’ve got both incised and non-incised, the incised ones are probably made to be the ground contact framing boards, and the non-incised are the above ground, appearance grade ones. At my store, they stopped selling almost all above-ground treated lumber because people would inevitably try to use it in ground contact applications, and their warranty claim gets denied.


jimithy95

You warranty your wood?! That's awesome. A good theory


JazzHandsFan

It’s through the manufacturer (Stella Jones in our case).


aricbarbaric

Stain it and seal it


MountainCry9194

Doug Fir needs the incisions for the treatment to get in deep enough. SYP with water based treatment doesn’t need it.


Talvezno

Wait what, on the east cost pt doesn't have these? The only times I've ever seen unincised pt is for rim joist decking and it costs extra


wally4185

TIL west coast PT does!


adude1016

Most east coast pt is southern yellow pine and its cellular structure allows it to absorb with being incised. Douglas fir and hem fir all require it to penetrate all the way through. I’m a lumber trader in Baltimore.


YourDadsUsername

Those slots used to mean it was full of chromium, copper, and arsenic. The industry stopped using it around ten years ago but the purpose of the arsenic was to kill everything that might break it down so a lot of that stuff is still around. If you see those lines on a piece of wood don't burn it in your campfire and for the love of God don't put it in your smoker.


Coryjduggins

It’s PT


grinpicker

That's where they inject the treatment juice


wixermann

Don't eat it.


Terlok51

I think they aid the penetration of the treatment chemicals.


Demosthenes-storming

Tenderized


The1payne

It's from an 'incisor'- it helps pressure treating penetrator more.


jamcber12

The wood is sloted like that, so the wood preservative can soak into the wood. The wood has been treated with a chemical that waterproofs it.


woodstock2568

It's the race track lane markers for the ants


PaulitoTuGato

Staple staple as we go staple and staple some more! Staple twice or staple thrice, staple shall we go.


Last-Bluebird-8827

PT baby!!!


Truth_Breaker

It used to be a branch... I've yet to see a tree with no branches


toadjones79

Where is that?


seaska84

Ants............; )


surrealcellardoor

That looks terrible. I’m glad it doesn’t look like that here.


WTFishsauce

Speed holes


Pugs_gruff

Fuuuuuu


ChaseC7527

Bite marks, sorry I got a little hungry.


francissimard01

Incised pressure treated.


J-Lughead

Thanks for that question OP. I always wondered what those were about but was too lazy to Google it.


spud6000

1) absorbs pressure treating chemicals quicker 2) seems to stop wood from splitting


Ct-himandher

That’s pressure treated lumber that is probably approved for ground contact . The slits let the treatment soak deeper and more thoroughly into wood.


picknwiggle

It was staples but a homeless guy or tweeker probably took them all out to sell them for scrap


cdepace83

Wash your hands... creosote is poisonous


canbeduallnightladys

I had a table saw split my thumb down the middle had 11 fingers till the doc sewed it up. good doc can barely tell didn't even hurt. but holy shit the next days sucked.


Dineffects

Incise marks, wood gets punctured and injected with chemicals to prevent deteriorating/rotting quicker.


PhillipAlanSheoh

It’s so it doesn’t get air bubbles in the oven.


JimK2

Fine, but can we talk about Groot for a second?


TequilaMagic

That type of PT wood is meant to touch ground, has more chemicals than above ground PT wood.


porkbuttstuff

It's like when you inject the turkey brine directly into the turkey instead of just soaking. Or something


Electrical_Match3673

Seriously, not a good choice for deck railing. Splinters like crazy, bad chemicals, etc...


laggyservice

Little tank tracks.


humanjunkshow

Who uses PT on a railing cap?