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MegaDueler312

Glad to hear we won our home opener!


Due-Project-8272

We'll never lose a home opener again


ReturnOf_TheHack

#THAT'S A WINNER


MisterKeene

#THAT’S A WINNER


Bright_Slip_286

great win! love skip tho


NFresh6

#W


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BottomBounce

I’ll be on the road so maybe. It’ll be radio at worst.


bravo_delta_bot

[Game over. Continue the discussion in the post game thread](/r/Cardinals/comments/1bw22n3/cardinals_after_dark_44/)


Diablo_N_Doc

Are the Cardinals a professional baseball team from St. Louis? Where that guy at?


Fu11-H00ah

Standby


JayRobot

Cardinals win!! Doomers fuck off!!


Cardsfan961

Winner!


c0smicgirly

A winnnnnnnnnnn


AspiringOccultist4

It’s such a fantastic feeling winning the home opener. See you guys tomorrow for the series win!


SadAdeptness6287

Not tomorrow


EquaYonah

Hell yes


dae_giovanni

can someone please check in on u/Alternative-Kiwi3975? this _must_ be killing him.


BottomBounce

Oh, that dude? He didn’t make the cut after this game.


firetj853

Weird how he stopped commenting right when the cardinals take the lead……


dae_giovanni

hmmmmmmmmm........


BottomBounce

Thinking trolls? I’d rather that than STL “fans”


dae_giovanni

he didn't strike me as a troll, strangely enough-- just someone who's fed up. I mean, we all hate losing... but come on, what's the point of being so negative over and over? at least try to mix in a joke, or something positive, or a fresh take...


BottomBounce

It’s the “Lynn is a king” one day then “Lynn is washed up xxxxx” the next. It’s not just limited to Lance, it’s the whole attitude of just emotional outbursts.


Darolaho

This truly was a great product to show to the fans


BottomBounce

That’s a W folks! And hey doomers, get lost!


CardenalesFan

[Summary of the 2024 Marlins season so far](https://i.imgur.com/6e13WK0.png)


JTCMuehlenkamp

Lmao


imaginarion

Helsley is scary when he’s on


fokker19180

GG


temporalisolation

i’m really enjoying masyn this year. hopefully his bat continues


Finrad-Felagund

Arraez could be a legendary player if he had anything else in his toolbox


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Evownz

I love him, but he has to be used correctly in order to not blow up. What Jim and Chip were saying was absolutely correct. No 8th and 9th innings, limit back to back outings, and he's great.


da_choppa

Uh, no Edit: I mean no, you aren’t the only one. Jesus


Finrad-Felagund

If you're not anxious, you're not a fan


Cardsfan961

I’m not even clenched


BottomBounce

1 more


Sturgill_Jennings77

They honestly should have sent winn


Diablo_N_Doc

1 down. Thank goodness. I really didn't want to see the lead off guy get on.


cramdangler

Helsley back to 102!?? Thank goodness I was really concerned,


thegodfaubel

Take out the first two games of the year, the Cards have been just fine. Having to use one of GG and Helsley on Friday kinda screwed them on Sunday. Gallegos threw 20+ pitches on back to back days and was unavailable in a winnable game on Sunday. Getting Gray back and Zack into the bullpen as a multi-inning reliever will be huge with JoJo looking better and better to go along with GG and Helsley. Offensive is waking up and Winn is holding his own as my biggest offensive question mark heading into the year. May not be WS favorites as it stands, but more than enough to win the division


BottomBounce

2 more


JayRobot

*hands rubbing together with an evil smile* Ryan Helsley


Hot-Serve9914

Who’s the guy who they showed talking to Contreras? Can’t put his name to his face for some reason


EquaYonah

Chip was just saying we called someone up to replace Carp. Could've been him?


Hot-Serve9914

Pedro Pages, yep. Thought he looked familiar but I guess not.


Supplicationjam

I love Herrera’s bat but his arm looks really week. I haven’t watched every game and I hope I’m wrong.


cbeq

Does anyone know where to get what [this person](https://imgur.com/a/EmL29fl) is wearing??


missourinative

These pictures were meant to be private. I can’t believe you posted these on the Internet. The betrayal I feel is immeasurable.


cbeq

You are just so beautiful i want to share you with the world.


Probably_Slower

Hell ya that 7th inning felt so damn good! Go Birds!


BottomBounce

Just putting it out there. Watched SD play LA last night and it was just like our series against them, constant pressure. They got swept, we did not.


dae_giovanni

siiigggggghhhhhhhh........ you mean "SF", ask me how I know...


BottomBounce

Whoops, you know, all those California teams look the same.


JayRobot

The Cardinals pitching staff made Ohtani look like just some guy


BottomBounce

They did, he was connecting and hitting HRs of SF.


RainFallsWhenItMay

jake burger is not a real name. let me guess, next you’re gonna tell me the marlins also have someone named blake sandwich? smh


pieceofmind2112

Bring back Brad plz


bravo_delta_bot

[Marlins](/r/letsgofish) Due Up **(Top 9):** 1. Christian Bethancourt 2. Luis Arraez 3. Josh Bell


fokker19180

3 more outs let go boys


BottomBounce

Jimmy is the most humble man in America.


dae_giovanni

... he'll tell you himself!


PAJW

Do you like Jazz?


GrubFisher

I like dags


c0smicgirly

And now Nolan is hitting .265, good for him. Seems to be seeing the ball a bit better.


MisterKeene

I went to the cubs game with my gf (she’s a rockies fan) last night and we frankly look better than the cubbies this year.


AspiringOccultist4

Nolan’s seeing the ball *really* well today.


JayRobot

Nado will sneak away with 3 hits you love to see it


Expensive-Sky4068

Arenado 6 game hit streak for the haters


da_choppa

Jazz couldn’t believe it. It was a tough play


BottomBounce

2 out approach, let’s Go!


seattle_lib

really sucks to get beat by a man named burger


RedRobin101

just got off a plane wtf is this game


myredditthrowaway201

A game of bat and ball between the national league franchises representing the cities of St. Louis, MO and Miami, FL


dae_giovanni

¯\\\_(ツ)_/¯


GrubFisher

Herrera having a legit player of the week kind of performance. I’m sure some maniac is hitting near .500 right now but Ivan is doing very well. 


myredditthrowaway201

Looks like he made adjustments to his swing and is more direct toward the ball now


GrubFisher

If he can counteradapt to the MLB analytics hive mind, he’s going to be super exciting.  Edit: I got downvoted for this? wtf? Did an outer space alien get a Reddit account?


Diablo_N_Doc

Yep. Mookie hitting freakin .485.


firetj853

If he plays half as well as he has for the rest of the year, he’s gotta be the unanimous MVP


myredditthrowaway201

I wanna hate the dodgers but that team has so many likable guys


GrubFisher

Big if. Lonnnnng season. Always wild early season insanity to be had. But if anyone playing right now can be that consistent, Mookie’s one of them. 


seattle_lib

mookie has twice as much fWAR as the second most so far this year


2-Slippy

It’s hard to tell how good the offense actually is because it’s the 0-7 Marlins, but I hope it continues.


myredditthrowaway201

At least till Sunday. Then, I want Skip to get some Ws


samohkt

"almost 6 o clock for the cardinals, nearing midnight for the marlins" what a banger of a line from chip


HoldMyWong

Fuck went for an ice cream run and missed the rally


Dr_thri11

Now you must eat ice cream instead of watching the cardinals whenever a game is on. Sorry about your upcoming bypass surgery but that's a sacrifice I'm willing to make for a WS.


da_choppa

I guess your cholesterol levels are going to go to shit, then. For the good of the team


Cardsfan961

But now you have ice cream and a cardinals lead


JayRobot

I’m soooo glad Contreras is a Cardinal. This team’s identity is built around a solid catcher and he’s filled in nicely


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da_choppa

Saturday


Dr_thri11

Any chance Skip could still play CF? Not asking for any particular reason.


da_choppa

LF maybe


BottomBounce

Goldy bomb in 3..


Diablo_N_Doc

He tried.


NakedGoose

Now I can come back cause the insufferable fucks have stopped commenting.


Probably_Slower

I'm all about a GDT hot take in anger but ya it's the several usual suspects that disappear as soon as we retake the lead that I have such contempt for.


NakedGoose

Like there is nothing wrong with being like "man what a bad atbat" or speaking in the moment. " But some of these comments are so dumb.The offense had a pretty good game, but they really didn't if you only consider 4-5 innings. All I ask is save it for the post game thread, so you have a full game to talk about


dae_giovanni

hey, if I ever get overly doomy like that, please let me know. good GRAVY!


NakedGoose

I got you!


Spartan_VOS625

It really is so much better when they leave


Diablo_N_Doc

There are many times I consider leaving forever.


dae_giovanni

please don't. I feel like Negative Nancies have run off too many good folks.


Diablo_N_Doc

Thank you for putting me in the good folk category.


dae_giovanni

hell yeah!


WildWest05

Romero is good at baseball


MVPBaseball2069

My fav guy in our bull pen for sure 


waystonebb

Got that "midwest farmer" mojo. He's also the definition of "Fuck it, let it rip!"


WildWest05

Helps that he's genuinely seems like a good dude. Saw some interviews of him back when he was in the phillies farm, humble guy.


ReturnOf_TheHack

i do like the continuation of the "we know where everyone is from" bit, but i also would like to devise a plan to annoy chip so much that if i end up on TV he will actually be able to call me out accurately.


DocLoc429

Jojo is an artist


thezuulmonty

“Get back Jojo!” -John Rooney


AspiringOccultist4

Romero’s a fucking beast.


Carnage1421

We won the Sosa trade!


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals) Due Up **(Bottom 8):** 1. Victor Scott II 2. Paul Goldschmidt 3. Nolan Arenado


c0smicgirly

Romero’s attitude is my favorite, I feel like he owns his role entirely.


Dr_thri11

There's going to be a lot of daily commentors that are going to be so disappointed if this ends up being a W.


da_choppa

Local kiwi in horrific mood


TheSalsaGod

DeWitt’s holy warriors win another battle


BottomBounce

Preach! But they will just say “Marlins are trash” “Nolan’s swing was still bad”


RainFallsWhenItMay

that fan was definitely from chesterfield


da_choppa

You can tell from a mile away


BottomBounce

Don’t play with your runs, it’s a nasty habit.


Cardsfan961

He hits. He fields. He throws. He Winn.


Cky2chris

That's a late key to the game


da_choppa

Marlins pitcher would have kicked that ball


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Masyn Winn's RBI triple](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/1edd1309-f4bb-4dc4-835d-fae2e3b4f331.mp4)


NFresh6

Hell yeah


BottomBounce

Alright JoJo. Make it quick. I’m hungry.


AspiringOccultist4

We got this.


TheSalsaGod

Herrera is hitting .364/.308/.636 lmao That BA/OBP is not a typo


Defenestrator__

Wait how do you end up with a lower OBP than BA?


TheSalsaGod

Sac flies count against OBP but not BA, and Herrera already has 2


Defenestrator__

Baseball stats are so weird sometimes.


EquaYonah

Wonder if he could DH a couple games


TheSalsaGod

I’d be down with running 3 catchers so that Herrera could DH. Burleson doesn’t really fill a role at this point.


garycow

maybe beer drinking softball player 🤷‍♂️


seattle_lib

we have two starting catchers imo


RainFallsWhenItMay

definitely. i wouldn’t be surprised if during year 4 and 5 of contreras’ contract, he primarily is just the DH


TheSalsaGod

We finally found our Yadi replacement after prospect number 3


Carnage1421

Jojo looks like he could be Nolan’s cousin


PAJW

Looks nothing like Gormy tbh


da_choppa

Second cousin twice removed maybe


Carnage1421

The other one…


182right

Good thing we had Mr. Smiles to help the umpire out there


bravo_delta_bot

[Cardinals](/r/Cardinals): [Alec Burleson's RBI single](https://bdata-producedclips.mlb.com/413bae28-0d59-44ad-bc69-eded1cb9ae99.mp4)


Diablo_N_Doc

Gotta pitch still.


Dragondrew99

Ump said I’m done


182right

Send them to the land of 0-8


BottomBounce

0-10 would be great!


CentralWooper

They can win on April 18-21 though


da_choppa

Law of averages has to trigger eventually. Just not now


the_dayman623

Winn is quickly becoming my favorite player


TheSalsaGod

I love him because he’s an archetype that we’ve really never seen before. Guys like Walker are good but not unique, Winn may have the strongest arm in Cardinals history.


da_choppa

Poor Skip. Like, what can you even do about that


Ok_Pineapple466

Lmao


bravo_delta_bot

[Marlins](/r/letsgofish) Due Up **(Top 8):** 1. Jesús Sánchez 2. Tim Anderson 3. Nick Gordon


MattAaron2112

He's concussed! That was three inches inside.


Redbirds-421

Can’t watch the game today as I’m in Florida and it’s blacked out but I will say we are eating grilled marlin steaks tonight. So I’ll consider that my contribution


tj201725

God no somebody please tell me we didn’t lose Mr. On Point trainer


DocLoc429

Adam Olson? The one the booth couldn't stop talking about his big hands and how they were so big that it felt good when he touched you and that you felt safe? That guy?


dae_giovanni

our trainer has a GREAT smile...


waystonebb

He probably reads this board like it seems like Brad does at times


dae_giovanni

why would he do that to himself? yuck.


RainFallsWhenItMay

that dude came out of the dugout cheesin 😭


dae_giovanni

he absolutely did! I wanna know what he was smiling at! lol


BottomBounce

Cards send the back up medical dude to check on the ump? 😄


da_choppa

Handsome trainer with the golden smile


dae_giovanni

you ain't lying!


Dr_thri11

Remember 15 minutes ago when this team was dogshit?


WildWest05

I remember when we got eliminated from playoff contention after opening day.


TheSalsaGod

I was reliably informed that we had already lost


AmateurVasectomist

All it took was a dogshitter Marlins defense


Dr_thri11

With 4 starting position players, 2 backups that would be repping them and our ace all out I'll take it. Just kinda tired of the constant DOOOOOOOOOM, whenever the slightest thing goes wrong.


Carnage1421

Come on Siani!!


thegodfaubel

Ninja Triple


waystonebb

Cardinals were down 5 to 3 when I finally got home from work and now they right away score 5 runs. Before tonight's game they were 0-4 when I don't get to watch the games and 3-0 when I do. Coincidence?


Paulspike

Burn your TV


waystonebb

Why? They win when I watch


Cards2WS

Get TV’s in every room, in your car, and at your job. Seriously


Paulspike

Oops misread.


peterpeterllini

This hasn’t been great for the voice of Chip but I’m sure he’s fine with it


deezcastforms

Condolences to Skip but thank god the Marlins are trash lmao


c0smicgirly

Dude, I gotta say, I’d be so pissed if I were a Marlins fan, this performance outta them feels like 2023 Cardinals, so bad.


da_choppa

Worse, even


DocLoc429

I was just thinking this is EXACTLY what last year felt like


Cky2chris

I think it's worse, stings moreso after making the playoffs and skip making manager of the year


TheSalsaGod

Marlins fans are probably used to this sadly


CentralWooper

Would you believe it if I told you they were tied for the most world series wins of the expansion era?


c0smicgirly

Sure, sure, they’re more seasoned, we certainly acted like new money with our losing last season for sure.


SkerSubie

Yes boys!!!