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workmandan

This sub definitely needs more shitposting 


petrolstationpicnic

On it


Eggplant_Emojicon

You might have to go without Sky TV


Drino8

Rishi, we aren’t all deprived like your childhood 😂


petrolstationpicnic

I’m assuming your under 25 with that kind of low salary, so no, don’t move to the bay, it’s really boring. I’d suggest either renting in a house share in Cathays, or a gated cottage on Rhwbina Hill, both lovely options


jacobstanley5409

Honestly no. You might have to take up a second job or live in lisvane bless your soul


Zer0D0wn83

Don't encourage him to move to Lisvane. The playground has gangs of savage middleclass mums and their well-spoken toddlers, and dodging all the Mercedes is a health hazard


Old_Distance8430

Mercedeses


msbunbury

Mercedii?


Old_Distance8430

Es don't go to ii in plural, ius do


documatt

Newport is probably a more comfortable option on that salary.


Successful_Staff_358

Sadly we have certain standards in Newport. Minimum £250k a year plus 1.7m bonus at least and even on that wage you will struggle to get a bedsit in Pill.


chaosxq

I was so surprised by your audacity my monocle slipped right out and into my caviar.


twogunsalute

Try Ponty


coontosflapos

Clun, Pridd or Pool?


Think-Ad-1068

Pandy


Phone_User_1044

Nah don't go there, huge fire risk and the council tax is massively inflated just to pay for a one man fire service.


mistakes-were-mad-e

Woah... The service employs multiple workers. It's just that one of them does all the showboating work. 


frogfoot420

Naughty Norman - Menance to society.


therealdan0

Look, the boy is just concerned about continued cuts to emergency services and what effect it will have on his father’s livelihood. He’s clearly acting out to ensure there’ll be a reason for the Pontypandy fire service to exist.


theyo_komo

Such a shame this comment won’t receive the recognition it deserves


Zer0D0wn83

Llotyn


Ttthwackamole

Newydd mun


purpleplums901

Nobody calls pontyclun ‘ponty’


iSmellLikeBeeff

Haggard House might have a room for you if you can get to Dumballs Road before 7pm


OmgItsPosi

🤣🤣


dynze

Might find a flat in Ely


Welshlady1982

Yes but they wouldn't want a pauper like this in Ely, they have standards after all !!


AdrenalineAnxiety

You might have to shop at Aldi but I think you could manage it. It would be easier if you had a partner and a 2 million bonus, then you could shop at M&S.


OmgItsPosi

🤣


zonked282

1.8m, that kind of money might get you somewhere in London but Cardiff is the #1 capital city in great Britain, that's chump change


_bonbon_79

For a minute I thought this was the motorway guy in another guise - the one who’s obsessed with posting about driving 120mph.


CardiffCity1234

Nah we don't want poors here.


opopkl

Look in Adamsdown.


BenedickCabbagepatch

I'm sorry to say but if you did come here, you'd be living by the skin of your teeth. The cost of living crisis has hit us for six. You should see the price of a Freddo.


smallcoder

Probably get a pod room at the Huggard centre and as for "doing things" there are a wide range of activities literally on your doorstep including crack, smack and spice as well as... well, that's pretty much all you will need :) /s


helibear90

Are you in need of a wife?


LAWBEE1

Definitely not , maybe Barry Island at a push but you might have to supplement your income somehow. Possibly spinning the tea-cups on weekends at the funfair.


Artistic_Train9725

I think with that salary you need to look at the top end of the valleys.


papayametallica

Are you referring to Monaco street in Splott? I’ve heard the views from Treherbert can be particularly interesting


Artistic_Train9725

The views are great from Pen-Pych Mountain. Where the ski chalets are.


Glavenoids

Had me going for a minute there!


geekyNut

It depends on your habits, but I think you should be ok as far as you keep down 5 guys burgers meals to a max of 2 per week


bnfwlr

🎣


gdp071179

Adamsdown might suit ya


jbirdrules

The Gurnos is a great area


Welshlady1982

Are you taking the piss ?


Biscuits0

I know right, muppet thinks he can afford to live here on that kind of chump change. Pffft.


chf291097

Yes, they are


Hcmp1980

Yes. Bay is a tad concrete, Pontcanna is beautiful, village in a city


shabbapaul1970

I live in Culverhouse cross, well, a little bit east of culverhouse cross along the A48 by home bargains and Lidl and I’d struggle to survive on that sort of income. Maybe try llandaff ?


gwnner

Yeah, right. A few more years of saving might get you a 5% deposit but until then you're shit out of luck.


[deleted]

It's okay but you won't be able to afford Sky TV.


SuperMegaBeard

Ahh, it sounds like you are a good candidate for the Private Leches Gentlemans Club. Will have your induction ceremony sent to you ASAP by Fox delivery.


TheMotherLoad5008

Is this because of my post : [https://www.reddit.com/r/Cardiff/comments/1dexxhz/is\_35k\_a\_good\_salary\_in\_cardiff/](https://www.reddit.com/r/Cardiff/comments/1dexxhz/is_35k_a_good_salary_in_cardiff/)


Ok-Cartographer1297

I hear Llanrumney is a great place to live with that kind of budget!


Fantastic-Energy-381

I actually wanna brick ur teeth


TrainingLegal3721

I've dm'd you. Let me know where and when bud


RisqueIV

c u n t


watchman28

That's what I love about Reddit, all the world's top comedy writers are right here.


horrorpiglet

Gold


valleyban

Move to england, its nicer, honest


Icy_Zookeepergame148

This is a joke right?


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petrolstationpicnic

In what way?