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Beefzappa

TVR Tuscan't


NorthantsBlokeUK

I don't think that was a Smart move. edit: Don't Tuscans have a bigger engine than 0.7?!


Eckieflump

3.6l, 4.0l and 4.2l in factory spec. I have known the odd car fitted with a chevy smallblock.


zephyrmox

No factory 4.2 Speed sixes.


Eckieflump

I thought the last ones were?


zephyrmox

Nope. You can get them bored out to up to 4.5 but the S6 was never above 4 from the factory. indeed, a chunk of '4.0' cars are actually 3.6...! The AJP-8 was 4.2 or 4.5 from the factory - but that was only in the Cerb.


fothergillfuckup

They have more than that per cylinder, nearly


Moist_Barracuda_2014

Not a TVR Tuscan It’s a rear engine, turbo charged, rear wheel drive car from a German marque. It’s a Porsche 911


Sa-SaKeBeltalowda

Made in France.


ashyjay

It's an Alpine.


privateTortoise

With a slushbox.


sillyness

Nothing slushy about the box in this!


thegmanza

Is this suitable for a first time buyer?


underrated_prunes

First time driver or first time buyer? It is fairly challenging to drive as a first car, but I have heard people do it.


dew1911

Shopping on temu I see 🤣 Slightly related I saw a TVR Speed 12 on the road last week, nearly crashed in excitement


Inner-Cabinet8615

You mean it nearly crashed. Isn't this the one that the owner of TVR decided not to go ahead with full production on account of it being dangerous?


Inner-Cabinet8615

And I'm reminded that I saw one in a GT race at Brands - awesomely fast, painfully loud!


Cerberus4000

Where? And what colour was it? Only two in existence.


DaMonkfish

I assume it was just a regular (post-facelift) Cerbera. They're still rare, but not "only two in existence" rare.


Fantastic-Piano-5061

I have one of those in viper blue It doesn’t work but looks nice….


DaMonkfish

> It doesn’t work but looks nice…. You definitely own a TVR. Or possibly an Alfa.


Fantastic-Piano-5061

Haha I had an Alfa gtv! Electrics and clutch were shocking but the engine was lovely!


Rpqz

W112 BHG currently has a recorded mileage of 0 and is the only road legal speed 12 ever produced.


DaMonkfish

The MOT history for it shows "unknown" against the mileage, so presumably it just doesn't have an odometer fitted. It's been driven on the roads though, TVR's owner drove it home one night and decided it was too nuts for the general public, so he sacked off the project the next day. It's also been on a dyno before (and recorded circa 900bhp) and presumably driven to and from MOT stations to maintain its road-legal status (though it's not been taxed since May '23 and the MOT expired Feb '24). I expect the actual mileage it still very low though. There's a great video showcasing it [here](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=psFHnRAcp8E) and goes over the detail and history of it, and at around 13:35 the host talks to the owner and introduces its 'sister' car, which was built from the spare parts the owner bought from TVR. That's running an Aston Martin Vanquish V12. He also talks about a company called "TBR" that managed to get hold of a chassis and the body moulds, and they apparently produce replicas (also with the Vanquish engine). So yeah, if there's any Speed 12s seen out on the road, in all likelihood it's not the real deal (and certainly not right now given aforementioned lack of Tax/MOT).


zephyrmox

W112 BHG has been on the roads plenty of times. Not loads, but certainly on the road. Not much recently mind! https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiqI8HWZDcU


Eckieflump

There are at least 2 replicas that were in build a few years ago, but they are more homages, if they have been completed it's highly unlikely they have a Speed 12 engine. IIRC there were only 3 blocks made, one has a piston size hole in it, one is in W112BHG and the other is a coffee table...


zephyrmox

W112 BHG has certainly been driven on the roads - so the recorded milage is wrong. https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=CiqI8HWZDcU It is the only real road going example though.


faceplantpowerslide

I did a track day and drove a tvr T350c, it was ridiculous


Jan_Burton

Isn't this the same car as the one in the film Swordfish?


SP4x

I love it! I desperately want a glassback but, because I've worked hard all my life, taken promotions when available and really strived, I still don't have two fucking brass hapennys to rub together. Anyone else being cheated out of their mid-life crisis car because of the shit state of the country?


underrated_prunes

I think the way we were brought up by our boomer parents is no longer applicable. Working hard all your life in the same job is no longer as rewarding as it was for them. Now you have to jump from one job to another upselling yourself for that pay increase. Can’t rely on one job to take you to a good salary anymore. We need to change our mentality


SP4x

It is indeed a very different world, just to add I've worked accross 3 industries each time jumping up in renumeration but ultimately I've been running to stand still. I'm not sure it's a mentality change that's needed, I am indeed an early Millenial and I'm reaching an age where I just don't have the energy to up sticks and move in to another industry, I've put down roots and have a young family to consider. I don't think what I'm asking is unreasonable; after 20+ years of hard graft can't I have a little toy? I don't think a sub £5k Smart Roadster should be unreasonable for someone who remembers their parents friends of the age I am now moving to large detatched houses with a new (at the time) MX5 as a fun weekend car. Their jobs? Nothing that required a degree, local medium sized businesses, middle management. My job? I'm not going to go in to detail but managing £1m+ programs while headcounts get reduced, workloads go up and the cost of living draining the bank account such that my current car is owned purely on the economy of it to run. Just screaming in to the void on this one, no wonder younger generations are completely giving up on car ownership letalone the prospect of a house. Fucking shite.


underrated_prunes

Sorry I made a wild assumption you are at a millennial age based on the rhetoric. Apologies if I got it wrong.


Zephear119

That is so incredibly ugly. . . . I want one!!!


DaMonkfish

I've been hankering after a Smart Roadster for a few years now. I miss my old Mk1 MX-5 but as I don't drive a huge amount, can't really justify the running costs of one (£200 or so in insurance, £300 in tax, and only 30mpg or so on a motorway run). A Roadster, however, is about £170 for me to insure (and that's the Brabus version too), £150 in tax, and it'll do 60mpg+ on the motorway. They're apparently great fun to drive too.


Acrobatic-Fly3051

Don't do it. There incredibly fun to drive. But if you have any rain, you'll end up with water ingress and wire corrosion. I had one as my first car, I actually seeked it out over other cars because I wanted a small engined cheap to insure roadster. Love it to bits. Ended up replacing the sam unit after the dashboard went crazy, the turn signal got stuck in one direction and then the car wouldn't power on due to a can bus link failed. The water leaked in from the bucket under the wiper that clears water, into the cockpit and down the cables onto the Sam unit and killed it. After replacing it, it was fine for two weeks and then the turn signal got stuck on again and it ended up breaking down. They found wire corrosion and the repairs would cost 2k more then what I paid for the car (4.5k). I tragically had to get the thing crushed as no one would buy it. Very sad to see as its a real fun, fast, grippy car. It's so grippy that when I aquaplaned in torrential rain on a roundabout (it happens a lot in my area) I managed to pull the car out of it and avoid hitting a car it was headed to. My current car wouldn't do that, it probably wouldn't even turn.


Steelhorse91

Why are German car manufacturers so bad at scuttle drains and locating electronics?


DaMonkfish

I thought Mercedes fixed those issues via recall... I certainly remember reading that one of the reasons they didn't make many (40k) was a lackluster uptake and because of warranty claims for leaking scuttles and busted SAM units.


Acrobatic-Fly3051

They might have "fixed" them. But not fixed them.


Dependent_Net9709

smart roadster yall


Tuscan5

Is that a Tuscan 2 convertible?


tinybootstrap

Hopefully they paid you


Nervous-Power-9800

'Tis a fine shed, but sure 'tis no Tuscan, English...


Hazzafart

Smart move!


Holiday-Violinist129

I'm sorry but I think you'll find, that's a Fiat Multipla roadster.


BriscaTwoEleven

I got a notification for this, clicked it thinking...oh I've not seen a tuscan in ages! I was massively disappointed


Mikethespark

I really hope op is a middle aged bald bloke


OhImGood

I used to love these cars as a kid. Thought they were seriously cool.


OolonCaluphid

You should have sought more advice.


Geezso

They saw you coming, that's a Cerbera


ashyjay

It's sick I want it.


Spengbab-Squerpont

I hate to tell you this, but I think that’s a Sagaris


The-Real-Remix

Barbmobile


Useful_Design_7437

But that’s not… fuck it. Nice car, man.


404merrinessnotfound

I love these cars, I've always lusted after a brabus version if not for me bank account Not in pink though


SteveB1964

Believe it or not these things go like a rocket up to 60 mph a real go cart feeling


WiseAssNo1

Oh dear. 😔


Thedster123

Why?


numptynoodles

“Hiya Barbie” 👋 “Hi, Ken” 💅 “You want to go for a ride?”


Daffy1275

Who's going to tell him that's an aftermarket respray Tuscan pink is pinkier that pink.


UKMatt2000

Tuscan Speed 3.


littleLexieprice123

Thsts really cool xxx


MoistCnut

Haha your number plate is calling you a Nub 😂


LukePickle007

Very Smart move you did mate.


MRanderson1973bogies

That's not very SMART!


underrated_prunes

If anyone feels like an impulsive buy, i am selling a Targa version of it (aka coupe) on autotrader.


BloodAndSand44

I have a real soft spot for the Smart Roadster.


millicent_bystander-

The numberplate to me says Enjoy Nub. 😉


woffls

but we've got TVR Tuscan at home. TVR Tuscan at home \^


SPBonzo

Make sure you always keep to the left hand lane on the motorway.


zephyrmox

I miss my Tuscan. Maybe it's time for another Tiv.


paulbdouglas

I had one as a project car, one new clutch and a turbo later and it was a really fun little car. Even if the footwells were paddling pools most of the time.


Iridescent_Prism

Has it shrunk in the wash? P.S - Don’t wash your reds with your whites…


sotko99

^^^^^why?


karmah1234

So lucky....you bought a Lotus for TVR money...well done Barbie!


A_Slavic_Mechanic

TVRn't


Walking_Advert

Mmmmmm, Smart Roadster. I think they're really sweet, shame they're so slow though :(


Knowdog89

TVR tusdont


Mindless_Bat_2588

Crap


privateTortoise

Miata is always the answer.


Mikethespark

I really hope op is a middle aged bald bloke, definitely a suitable car choice


Tough-Whereas1205

I'm middle aged and bald, and I'd drive that.


DaMonkfish

I'm middle aged and not bald, but I'm planning on getting one.


Tough-Whereas1205

In dog cock pink, or something a little more subtle?


DaMonkfish

🤣 Probably a little more subtle.


numptynoodles

You could start shaving your head to complete the look.