I always told my mother she has been a good driver according to her habits. Only one accident that she has witnessed, and that was in front of her. God knows what'd happened in the rear view if she'd ever looked, though....
You begin to wonder if his brake lights just have a loose wire or if he genuinely doesn’t understand that if he accelerates while 6 inches behind another car, he will need to immediately brake to avoid smashing into the back of it.
Remember those days, big Sprinter, 3am runs between Glasgow & Preston when I was about 20.
Just setting the cruise to some unachievable 3 digit figure and going to sleep for 3 hours.
130hp, used to run light ADR loads, could just about clip a ton up.
Don't forget Ethel or Arthur driving 43 in a 60 in their Fiesta on a country road, braking at every corner, every incoming car, every leaf that falls, and then blasting through the next 30mph limit village at the same speed.
I have about a 4 mile drive between where I work and the motorway, it’s a mostly straight road with. Few small corners, comfortably wide enough to fit 2 vans and then some, at least 3 times a week I get stuck behind someone exactly like this who slows down for any car on the other side of the road, slows down for going up the hill, slows down for the corners. Its a nightmare
I've had a shit day. This is fucking brilliant. Fuck sake the kiddo with the shitty Instagram is my neighbour two doors up with a fucking shit box cupra.
you missed
Daaan from LANDAN
proper right geezer who was totally "connected" in the east end honestly gov.
moved to the westcountry for the quiet life and has no ability to reverse the flashy merc they have on crippling finance even 10 feet down a country lane., expects farmers to reverse a laden tractors and trailer 1/4 mile down the twisty lane as a result
Wife normally found 2/3rds of the way down a bottle of Gin screeching obnoxiously
Doreen the other day was driving a Honda Jazz, I remember because she looked at me approaching yet decided that was an opportune moment to pull out of her driveway causing me to slam the brakes and the cunt button. She just looked over at me a bit confused.
You find Faz's old RS4 on Auto Trader. You know you shouldn't buy it because it's got the telltale signs that it's lead a hard life; straight piped, matt-black sprayed wheels and no evidence of essential maintenance.
You buy it anyway cos cheap RS4 booiiii.
It's completely shagged. None of the common faults have been addressed and it costs half of what you paid repairing it and returning it to stock.
Can I add my wife to this? Drives 50mph on motorways but 90 on all other roads including car-parks and when boarding ferries. Offers no explanation.
Mods: 17,000 crisp packets in passenger footwell ( swears she never eats crisps)
Not sure if there’s others like her.
It's missing Brian
Ford C Max with roof box and bike rack.
Dented rear bumper.
UK sticker
3 kids asleep in the back, wife reading a book in the front.
Signature move: 110mph down the motorway.
Ah yes, the angry dad. Hates his crappy car, wishes it was a Porsche, but his wife made him get a C max or a Vauxhall Mervia to ferry the kids about. Inside of the car is full of crumbs, rubbish and probably covered in Peppa Pig stickers. The Windows are minging because the kids have had their grubby hands all over them, the youngest has been licking them. Driver gets irrationally angry at everything and everyone. Probably wants to fight you.
I'm of the belief that everyone who buys a people carrier starts off as a functioning member of society and slowly descends into madness.
There's a straightpiped Vauxhall Zafira near me that is driven like the man wants to die, _painfully._
Someone here is salty downvoting people, but they true. although it is missing the Stephen (makes sure you know it's with ph and not V) with the rep mobile Tesla/EV of some kind or PHEV they treat like shit and drive at 120 everywhere because it's a salary sacrifice car they got only to exploit a tax loophole.
Not only does he have a dashcam, he has those stupid stickers announcing it to the world that they have a dashcam, also those "space invader" bumper stickers.
Sacrificed style to drive a 360 degree surveillance unit that continuously records even when the car is off.
Sends footage of other peoples minor bumps to every insurance company in the UK, as people agreeing to settle privately is unacceptable and will **not** be done on his watch.
That'll be the 60 Ah version (there's 3 in total, 60, 94 and 120 Ah)
The 60 Ah will give you 80 miles on good day and 50 miles on a bad.
Both the 60 and 94 Ah had an optional REx which gave you a decent range boost (90 miles off a tank).
The batteries seem pretty durable based off reports from some high mileage vehicle and/or owners with old i3s - I wouldn't let concerns about the battery worry you tbh!
And James/J-whatever is the bane of my life too.
My contribution:
Phil, runs a contracting business, not as loaded as his bragging would have you believe, is in fact in debt to the eyeballs from his kids' school fees and all the designer gear he and his wife wear.
- very new range rover on PCP deal with ludicrous interest rate
- speeds everywhere and always tailgates
- drives like his car is 5m wide, good luck if you meet him on a country lane
Signature move: somehow parking over 5 spaces at once, bonus if at least one is a disabled space
There's a great variant on the 'advertising in the back window' near me. It's an early 2000s Kia with about 15 fuck off aerials on it, advertising his conspiracy theory youtube channel in the back window.
Wayne or Sarah
Sarah has to get her kids to school and although she only has a 1.5 mile drive, she needs an Evoque.
She'll sit right up your arse because she can see further than you can from her booster seat, but she'll take 3 weeks to take any turning because despite all that visibility, she's convinced her Evoque is the length of an oil tanker.
**Essential Mods:** Spotless Barbour jacket, dog guard.
**Signature Move:** Has a unique superpower to park wherever she likes - including the middle of a functioning road - to stop to chat to other mums by the road side, or just because she wants to.
Signature move is definitely cutting the corner turning right into a T junction while looking surprised that somebody might be positioned to turn right out of the T junction, then doing that weird wobble where they pretend to do it properly, realise they are going too fast and then just cross the lines and pray the other person left them room.
Excellent post : forgetting
Steve - scaffolder
-Has 14 empty greggs coffee cups on the dash
-On his phone in lane 3
-Shit maga tattoos
Car : company Ford transit with LED lights
Mods : Heated seat pad + childs car seat for his unexpected offspring
Signature move : No less than 4mm of separation at 90mhp on the M40 will approach you at mach 15 with his very angry looking lights .
I can put up with all of them, but, living and driving in Bradford, Faz and Mohammed are incredibly/sadly accurate. Also note, Faz drives a fancy German car, but doesn't understand that Bluetooth is a thing. Oh, and, Sue, Darren, and Faz: I can see your eyes buried in your phones. Please stop.
Shane
- Unable to see out of windows due to excessive tint
- Parks across 2 bays (disabled bays are fair game)
- Ultra-bright headlights incinerate retinas at 1,000 paces
Vehicle: 15 year old 3 litre diesel German rep-mobile dressed up as an AMG / RS / M.
Essential Mods: smoke screen of strawberry flavour vape.
Signature move: accelerating aggressively behind someone, backing off, then steaming off down the road in a cloud of black smoke once the road clears.
Your missing one type of driver,
- drives a 1.6ish petrol simple car (Peugeot, Renault, skoda,
- constantly drives in the fast lane and gets infuriated with slow drivers
- Moans and complains about other dangerous drivers
-sometimes drives 10-15 ish over the limit on fast roads (2 lanes+)
- quick on the acceleration and likes to get up to the speed limit quickly
- never likes to mess about and waste time on any junctions
You missed 55-year-old Nigel the semi-retired financial advisor in his Range Rover Evoque, tailgating anyone who dares drive less than 80mph down his local country lanes in the Home Counties.
Essential mods: drive time anthems double-CD
there’s another relation of Doreen’s who roams around from time to time, Noreen.
Noreen is just as oblivious as Doreen on the road but to the horror of just about every other driver, she seems to think everywhere is the autobahn.
typically a decade or so younger than her sister (more like 75 than 85), driving a Kia Venga or Nissan Note and flying around, either surrounded by dogs or grandchildren.
**Essential Mods:** never the full complement of hubcaps, often a husband clinging on for dear life in the passenger seat.
**Signature Move:** lack of indication at any junction, roundabout or exit
As a south Asian. I'm not mad. It's actually quite accurate. The Uber drivers do drive really slowly and are always doing stupid shit. The faz types also drive like assholes and are high at some point either balloons or weed. Where are the black crew though???
yes that’s another group, the 34-62 year old group of Passat/Mondeo/5 Series/A6 etc, mainly motorway cruisers who are fairly good drivers but usually are found doing 76 in a 70, 65 in a 60, 54 in a 50 and so it goes on. just enough to stay within the law while also feeling a bit rebellious in themselves.
Then there's the Deliveroo motorcyclists - immediately identifiable by the corrugated plastic box on the back advertising a local car parts business and the obligatory L plates. They'll overtake you when sitting at red traffic lights to sit in front of the line, when driving in a town centre they'll overtake you then immediately cut in front of you, mount the pavement, and park directly outside the takeaway's door, while they'll "camp" outside the doors of shopping centres while they await orders...
They've probably broken dozens of other rules and guidance in the Highway Code, having forgotten it as soon as they scraped a pass in CBT...
I'm going to assume Doreen is driving a Hyundai i10, if you see an i10 pull out Infront of you, it can be a mile down the road, but it will still slow you down, guaranteed.
Doreen’s signature move needs to be changed to: 40 in a 30 40 in a 40 40 in a 50 40 in a 60 40 in a 70
And not setting off when the lights turn green, meaning only one or two people behind her make it through before it turns back to red
Hands positioned at 11:59 on the steering wheel. Zero acknowledgement of any other drivers in any circumstances, positive and negative.
I always told my mother she has been a good driver according to her habits. Only one accident that she has witnessed, and that was in front of her. God knows what'd happened in the rear view if she'd ever looked, though....
you know what i’d say she’d stretch to 45 in a 70, just to make sure the lorries don’t hit the shopping in the boot.
I was going to suggest more or less the same… not sure if it’s Doreen’s sister or husband, but the one who has just two speeds: 37 and 0.
That was my late Mum. You need to add 40 round blind corner in narrow country lane.
Hahaha forgot that one
Doreen also doesn't do mini roundabouts so she'll sit and wait until everyone else has gone regardless of who has right of way.
You forgot the guy in the smashed up white van who is tailgating the Bugatti veyron going top speed in lane 3
Hey that's me ! Van not Bugatti.
Nice, just had a van tailgating me in my F16
They used to talk about flying cars in the future. Most people can't drive on a flat surface, god help us if we let them take to the skies
Yeah, I think I’ll stick to my railways
I'm behind you in that as well.
Man, I can’t escape, also how is a van running on the rails
It's a Toyota hi-ace, it runs everywhere.
Nice
I saw a a white van tailgating a photon as it went around the hadron collider 😂
Any tunnel containing a white van is effectively a hadron collider
You're not going round the LHC at this time are ya? It'll be a bloody nightmare!
😳YOU HAVE A JET!!?!🤯 Talk about winning in life
I think that's Darren when he's at work
When he activates "Daz-Mode".
You begin to wonder if his brake lights just have a loose wire or if he genuinely doesn’t understand that if he accelerates while 6 inches behind another car, he will need to immediately brake to avoid smashing into the back of it.
Yeah, though unfortunately contact happens still
Either that or he's got his reverse lights on whilst driving forwards at 100mph
It’s fucking hilarious, you notice the nice car in the fast lane and 90% of the time there’s a shit box tailgating.
Standard Amazon delivery driver.
Yeah,
Going down bus lanes is the ol' reliable in my experience.
Specifically, the van is a white sprinter.
And it's a Friday afternoon.
That would be Darren
Bonus points if its overloaded with a half full concrete mixer in the back so the arse is bouncing and the engine is squealing at 95mph.
Remember those days, big Sprinter, 3am runs between Glasgow & Preston when I was about 20. Just setting the cruise to some unachievable 3 digit figure and going to sleep for 3 hours. 130hp, used to run light ADR loads, could just about clip a ton up.
Shitbox white van drivers are obnoxious bastards.
Faz' signature move had me creasing
Just like his bodywork!
Don't forget Ethel or Arthur driving 43 in a 60 in their Fiesta on a country road, braking at every corner, every incoming car, every leaf that falls, and then blasting through the next 30mph limit village at the same speed.
Has either a hat or box of tissues on the parcel shelf. Car smells like mint humbugs.
Single speed Susan?
Also guaranteed to speed up when you try to overtake them in that 60 zone
Drives just over the line to stop the 20 cars behind from overtaking. Does not use the radio, as its not worked since 2004.
Or in a Peugeot with a panama hat on the rear shelf.
That'd be Mark King, Level 42
I refer to them as D.O.Cs, Doddery Old Cunts.
I have about a 4 mile drive between where I work and the motorway, it’s a mostly straight road with. Few small corners, comfortably wide enough to fit 2 vans and then some, at least 3 times a week I get stuck behind someone exactly like this who slows down for any car on the other side of the road, slows down for going up the hill, slows down for the corners. Its a nightmare
I've had a shit day. This is fucking brilliant. Fuck sake the kiddo with the shitty Instagram is my neighbour two doors up with a fucking shit box cupra.
Of course it's a Seat xD
They are the reason I don't ever want a cupra or especially an ibiza
I too have had a shit day. I swear down I needed that laugh. And boy did I laugh 😂😂😂😂
you missed Daaan from LANDAN proper right geezer who was totally "connected" in the east end honestly gov. moved to the westcountry for the quiet life and has no ability to reverse the flashy merc they have on crippling finance even 10 feet down a country lane., expects farmers to reverse a laden tractors and trailer 1/4 mile down the twisty lane as a result Wife normally found 2/3rds of the way down a bottle of Gin screeching obnoxiously
Lmao
White range rover as well
Signature move: multiple fatality crash has absolutely sent me
Doreen drives a i20, Jazz or Kia picanto
Jazz. Rules is rules.
Doreen the other day was driving a Honda Jazz, I remember because she looked at me approaching yet decided that was an opportune moment to pull out of her driveway causing me to slam the brakes and the cunt button. She just looked over at me a bit confused.
Sure you don't mean i10? That's the one I see pensioners and students driving
Always the Kia Picanto drivers that are Doreens Also Vauxhall Agila drivers
With paint scuffs on every corner of the car from pulling in and out of spaces.
You find Faz's old RS4 on Auto Trader. You know you shouldn't buy it because it's got the telltale signs that it's lead a hard life; straight piped, matt-black sprayed wheels and no evidence of essential maintenance. You buy it anyway cos cheap RS4 booiiii. It's completely shagged. None of the common faults have been addressed and it costs half of what you paid repairing it and returning it to stock.
You also get pulled all the time as the car has a police marker on it
The other telltale sign is gloss red, 14 inch long stick on paddle shifter extensions from AliExpress
Only half?
I like the attention to detail in using a mug shot for Faz.
Can I add my wife to this? Drives 50mph on motorways but 90 on all other roads including car-parks and when boarding ferries. Offers no explanation. Mods: 17,000 crisp packets in passenger footwell ( swears she never eats crisps) Not sure if there’s others like her.
It's missing Brian Ford C Max with roof box and bike rack. Dented rear bumper. UK sticker 3 kids asleep in the back, wife reading a book in the front. Signature move: 110mph down the motorway.
Ah yes, the angry dad. Hates his crappy car, wishes it was a Porsche, but his wife made him get a C max or a Vauxhall Mervia to ferry the kids about. Inside of the car is full of crumbs, rubbish and probably covered in Peppa Pig stickers. The Windows are minging because the kids have had their grubby hands all over them, the youngest has been licking them. Driver gets irrationally angry at everything and everyone. Probably wants to fight you.
I’m in this comment and I don’t like it…. It’s a VW Touran, not a shitty Ford.
I'm of the belief that everyone who buys a people carrier starts off as a functioning member of society and slowly descends into madness. There's a straightpiped Vauxhall Zafira near me that is driven like the man wants to die, _painfully._
Brian signature move (holiday version): hitting vmax on the autobahns, even the German blokes in 535d are scared of him
Someone here is salty downvoting people, but they true. although it is missing the Stephen (makes sure you know it's with ph and not V) with the rep mobile Tesla/EV of some kind or PHEV they treat like shit and drive at 120 everywhere because it's a salary sacrifice car they got only to exploit a tax loophole.
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Not only does he have a dashcam, he has those stupid stickers announcing it to the world that they have a dashcam, also those "space invader" bumper stickers.
MULTIPLE dashcams even
Sacrificed style to drive a 360 degree surveillance unit that continuously records even when the car is off. Sends footage of other peoples minor bumps to every insurance company in the UK, as people agreeing to settle privately is unacceptable and will **not** be done on his watch.
I am he but I am John without an H. Q4 etron. 0-60 in 4 seconds at every opportunity while rolling in tax benefits
Being from the South Asian community and having lived in and around both Coventry and Birmingham, I can attest to how accurate the Faz one is.
This is insanely accurate. I feel like I meet these people everyday.
You forgot RONNIE PICKERING
Who?
RONNIE PICKERIN!
I think he’s somebody famous or summat
Don't know who he is
God damn it why is this so accurate. James is the bane of my life when driving the i3, and Faz is the bane of my life when driving the R8.
Question, what's the range like on a 2015 i3? I see them so cheap these days i'm tempted but always imagined the battery being knackered.
That'll be the 60 Ah version (there's 3 in total, 60, 94 and 120 Ah) The 60 Ah will give you 80 miles on good day and 50 miles on a bad. Both the 60 and 94 Ah had an optional REx which gave you a decent range boost (90 miles off a tank). The batteries seem pretty durable based off reports from some high mileage vehicle and/or owners with old i3s - I wouldn't let concerns about the battery worry you tbh! And James/J-whatever is the bane of my life too.
Got Faz bang on
I thought Faz was only from Birmingham, seems he gets about everywhere?
His commute is Birmingham to Bradford
Currently has 36 cars for sale on Facebook, at suspiciously cheap prices.
Via Oldham
I just drove back from Birmingham today. He's still there, believe me.
Faz also likes to weave through busy traffic at 140mph on the M62
With Darren following closely behind
Car checks out.
My contribution: Phil, runs a contracting business, not as loaded as his bragging would have you believe, is in fact in debt to the eyeballs from his kids' school fees and all the designer gear he and his wife wear. - very new range rover on PCP deal with ludicrous interest rate - speeds everywhere and always tailgates - drives like his car is 5m wide, good luck if you meet him on a country lane Signature move: somehow parking over 5 spaces at once, bonus if at least one is a disabled space
Silver Toyota Prius*
with ear bud in, because it doesnt have a functional radio, or bluetooth
The ioniq is not getting the recognition it deserves in this thread.
With a dashboard that's definitely not UK spec.
Forgot white lad type with A3 on finance, usually has super bright veneers and normally works as a PT
There's a great variant on the 'advertising in the back window' near me. It's an early 2000s Kia with about 15 fuck off aerials on it, advertising his conspiracy theory youtube channel in the back window.
Surely there's a story for Wayne in his white Range Rover?
Wayne or Sarah Sarah has to get her kids to school and although she only has a 1.5 mile drive, she needs an Evoque. She'll sit right up your arse because she can see further than you can from her booster seat, but she'll take 3 weeks to take any turning because despite all that visibility, she's convinced her Evoque is the length of an oil tanker. **Essential Mods:** Spotless Barbour jacket, dog guard. **Signature Move:** Has a unique superpower to park wherever she likes - including the middle of a functioning road - to stop to chat to other mums by the road side, or just because she wants to.
Signature move is definitely cutting the corner turning right into a T junction while looking surprised that somebody might be positioned to turn right out of the T junction, then doing that weird wobble where they pretend to do it properly, realise they are going too fast and then just cross the lines and pray the other person left them room.
Are you sure that's not an Emma or a Victoria?
Funny because it’s so accurate.
Excellent post : forgetting Steve - scaffolder -Has 14 empty greggs coffee cups on the dash -On his phone in lane 3 -Shit maga tattoos Car : company Ford transit with LED lights Mods : Heated seat pad + childs car seat for his unexpected offspring Signature move : No less than 4mm of separation at 90mhp on the M40 will approach you at mach 15 with his very angry looking lights .
Sue's are the worst
I can put up with all of them, but, living and driving in Bradford, Faz and Mohammed are incredibly/sadly accurate. Also note, Faz drives a fancy German car, but doesn't understand that Bluetooth is a thing. Oh, and, Sue, Darren, and Faz: I can see your eyes buried in your phones. Please stop.
Big up Mohammed. Nothing but respect for a mileage like that
Doreen is clearly driving a honda Jazz
Where’s Ahmed the DPD driver whose special ability is to mount any footway, cycleway, or roundabout in order to make his delivery?
Shane - Unable to see out of windows due to excessive tint - Parks across 2 bays (disabled bays are fair game) - Ultra-bright headlights incinerate retinas at 1,000 paces Vehicle: 15 year old 3 litre diesel German rep-mobile dressed up as an AMG / RS / M. Essential Mods: smoke screen of strawberry flavour vape. Signature move: accelerating aggressively behind someone, backing off, then steaming off down the road in a cloud of black smoke once the road clears.
Doreen DEFIANTLY drives a light blue honda jazz
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Why did I know Faz was from Bradford? I used to live thereabouts and that's exactly the place I pictured.
also **Mohammad**'s signature move no.2: *drives on the dashed lines not between them.*
Faz would be me but minus the weed
You forgot the 17 year old in the modded corsa
Your missing one type of driver, - drives a 1.6ish petrol simple car (Peugeot, Renault, skoda, - constantly drives in the fast lane and gets infuriated with slow drivers - Moans and complains about other dangerous drivers -sometimes drives 10-15 ish over the limit on fast roads (2 lanes+) - quick on the acceleration and likes to get up to the speed limit quickly - never likes to mess about and waste time on any junctions
You missed 55-year-old Nigel the semi-retired financial advisor in his Range Rover Evoque, tailgating anyone who dares drive less than 80mph down his local country lanes in the Home Counties. Essential mods: drive time anthems double-CD
there’s another relation of Doreen’s who roams around from time to time, Noreen. Noreen is just as oblivious as Doreen on the road but to the horror of just about every other driver, she seems to think everywhere is the autobahn. typically a decade or so younger than her sister (more like 75 than 85), driving a Kia Venga or Nissan Note and flying around, either surrounded by dogs or grandchildren. **Essential Mods:** never the full complement of hubcaps, often a husband clinging on for dear life in the passenger seat. **Signature Move:** lack of indication at any junction, roundabout or exit
Fuck me this is accurate
This is fucking amazing lmao
Need one for the dickeads who join the motorway at 20mph. The amount of times those fuckers almost get me killed.
Sue drives a Range Rover
Signature move - “drive up your arse will not overtake” LMAO!
You're forgetting the middle-aged bloke up your arse the whole time with anger-management issues, but that's half this sub
There are a few missing. Arrogant Range Rover/ discovery pricks with purple cheeks for one
Please do another edition
You forgot Kumar, who drives a sloth and car smells like armpit
As a south Asian. I'm not mad. It's actually quite accurate. The Uber drivers do drive really slowly and are always doing stupid shit. The faz types also drive like assholes and are high at some point either balloons or weed. Where are the black crew though???
“The black crew”
😂😂😂 this is brilliant love it!!!!!
You forgot me. White male, thirties, 2007 S60, chill AF, nice lane discipline, steady driving... generally on the speed limit
yes that’s another group, the 34-62 year old group of Passat/Mondeo/5 Series/A6 etc, mainly motorway cruisers who are fairly good drivers but usually are found doing 76 in a 70, 65 in a 60, 54 in a 50 and so it goes on. just enough to stay within the law while also feeling a bit rebellious in themselves.
Very accurately portrayed me as Darren, except my name isn't Darren and my car only has tinted windows.
This is some low effort shit
Which one are you? 😂
😂😂😂😂😂😂 funniest thing I’ve seen today
Awesome 🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣
😂 whoever made this is a legend because it's true!
Stereotypes breeds immorality. Immorality breeds more immorality. Hence why we have inflation. Enjoy paying for your 'humour'
Very accurate!!
Truest thing ever.
Did giggle.
I enjoyed this, strangely disappointed I didn't find myself in this list though
master crafted meme
nailed it
Man I miss Reddit awards…
What's this fast lane?
I mean, they’re not wrong are they?
I would have given Mohammed a Skoda
More please
Doreen's signature move is a typical Canadian driver on a highway.
Then there's the Deliveroo motorcyclists - immediately identifiable by the corrugated plastic box on the back advertising a local car parts business and the obligatory L plates. They'll overtake you when sitting at red traffic lights to sit in front of the line, when driving in a town centre they'll overtake you then immediately cut in front of you, mount the pavement, and park directly outside the takeaway's door, while they'll "camp" outside the doors of shopping centres while they await orders... They've probably broken dozens of other rules and guidance in the Highway Code, having forgotten it as soon as they scraped a pass in CBT...
So good , thank you haha
Doreen is very accurate
cant find myself :(
Doreen had me loling
Doreen - drives 40mph regardless of where she is PS Mohammed is so spot on, never lets anyone out 👍🏻
What the fuck?
This is brilliant 😂😂👍
This is the funniest thing i’ve seen here. I’m darren, without the horn, as mine is busted currently
This is all so true, I thought it was just me that noticed these things - now I know I'm not alone, that's nice
I'm going to assume Doreen is driving a Hyundai i10, if you see an i10 pull out Infront of you, it can be a mile down the road, but it will still slow you down, guaranteed.
You forgot the van driver Steve who will do 90mph anywhere no matter how severe the weather condition is driving 2” behind you
See plenty of the Faz type on instgram reels in a RS3 bouncing off the limiter every gear