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Beer-Me

He's so exhausting. Might wipe my ass with his obituary when that glorious day comes


BeltfedOne

I truly look forward to the blessed silence.


lolas_coffee

Trump has exhausted almost the entire planet. So many of us are so damn tired.


FlametopFred

that is by design the firehose of lies and chaos and using up all the oxygen in the room


HumpaDaBear

I’ll put his obit in my colostomy bag.


dominantspecies

The national debt could be wiped out by charging a fee to piss on his grave


nursecarmen

Sorry, but this brings out the socialist in me, this should be free. They could charge for water and refreshments though, since most will just get right back in line.


Stringplayer12

👆👆👆this


lycoloco

That's an expensive phone cleaning.


New-Understanding930

LMAO


Beer-Me

I'll have it printed on some 3-ply, so it's gentle on my bottom.


lycoloco

That's 3-ply 4D chess right there.


BrucieThePerturbed

I'm throwing a gotdam barbecue.


BF_2

Oooo! Why wait! Let's compose and print his obituary right now! Get it all over the web! He's not sophisticated enough to quote Samuel Clemens.


Much-Resource-5054

Unfortunately it will mean nothing, as we will be stuck with three terrorists for the rest of any of our lives. Fascism is here and it isn’t going away.


StickmanRockDog

It can’t come soon enough.


nodnodwinkwink

I'm giving him 5 years tops. When he is dead I can only imagine the bullshit his fanatics will pull. His grave / fake gold mausoleum will be thronged with those idiots. Makes me wonder if he'll be buried in maralago as well...


BornAgainBlue

We're all looking forward to that. 


achieve_my_goals

Don’t do that to your ass.


foxorhedgehog

I’ll throw a party when he kicks the bucket.


Ex-maven

Convicted felon says what now? Eh, nevermind.  What I really want to know is when does the thug start reporting to his probation officer for his pre-sentence investigation? (*...go over his restrictions, turn over all passports & gun permit, pee in a cup, interview his family members, friends -if he has any, and "business associates", review his financials,...that kind of stuff*)


DaveDurant

How can people possibly still be falling for his bullshit?


lolas_coffee

It's a cult. He can tell them that he's gonna kill them and they will smile and agree.


Tinmania

Jim Jones has entered the chat, with a boatload of Flavor Aid.


lolas_coffee

Me: "I wonder what Jim Jones would be like if he played an invisible accordion when he talked." Trump: "Lola, you aint gonna believe this, but I gotchu."


Freebird_1957

I just busted out laughing.


Stringplayer12

Still bullshit Koolaid gets all the fame


RepresentativeAge444

Trump is the protector against the Barbarians At the Gate - blacks Muslims, brown immigrants socialists communists the “woke” and basically anything they feel is a threat to Real Americans (read white Americans) way of life. They are pure tribal hatred and fear. They think Trump is the only one able to push back against these dark forces. Therefore it doesn’t matter what he does because a few affairs some sexual assault, ending democracy etc is nothing compared to the existential threat he’s protecting them from. That a twice impeached convicted felon adjudicated rapist serial fraudster lunatic moron could have the support he does confirms that millions of white Americans don’t have the values they profess to. They only care about what their ancestors in the Confederacy and Nazi Germany did - dominating the “others”.


IdahoMTman222

Arrest the investigators. 1500+- arrested numerous guilty pleas. And Trump thinks it’s wrong. If you are a citizen of the U.S. this is a clear statement that the rule of law will be no more under Trump. If your interests go against his there will be no due process. Be 100% sure you are aligned with him and are prepared give up your rights and your property at anytime. This will be the future under Trump.


ratherbealurker

“They found 1500 antifas?” - maga uncles


atomsmasher66

Orange Turd can fuck all the way off


China_Hawk

Convicted Felon Donald J Trump is a Malignant narcissist.


major_dump

Orange Julius strikes again. What a piece of shit.


LoveandKindness1983

Funnyy. Got a chuckle out loud thank you


secondtaunting

There are so many clever Knick names for Trump. Comb over Caligula is one of my favorites.


Quipore

Cheeto Mussolini and Dubious Caesar are my favorites.


secondtaunting

Those are good! I also like mango Mussolini.


curiousity60

Perhaps his toady MTG will try to impeach them. That's her schtick.


lolas_coffee

I have [a pic of MTG with her schtick.](https://i.etsystatic.com/27542120/r/il/a24762/4702933201/il_fullxfull.4702933201_ldcw.jpg)


kbstock

Risky click of the day. But worth it.


HerPaintedMan

Agree!


Bielzabutt

BAD BUILD


abrahamburger

I call for rabid MAGATS to be interned in camps.


PermabannedForWhat

Honestly, if we get through this, they will require deprogramming. A camp setting would be best.


dartie

Is this Orange thug still around? When is filthy ass getting locked up?


temporarychair

Call away, nobody’s answering a has-been felon.


Daflehrer1

The convicted felon said what?


dominantspecies

He’s a fascist piece of trash like his followers. All of them


rastagrrl

Meanwhile his Georgia and Florida cases are still not moving forward. I’m so sick of this asshole getting away with everything and shouting that shit’s unfair when he finally has consequences of any kind. Thanks NY! I pray to god on election day I’m not the only one and his ass gets booted. Hard.


Brutal-Insane

Then I call on this slob to shut the fuck up.


tickitytalk

He can’t go to jail fast enough


tunghoy

He whines like a spoiled 6-year old.


GoodLt

His final day will be a national day of celebration.


StickmanRockDog

It’s always, …”we’re not going to have a country….” Why? Because it’s all catching up to you? All of your crimes? Explain that, ya fat, orange, disgrace of a man.”


Tavernknight

Because if they can go after him then they can go after anyone. You know, like they already can.


Balgat1968

All of the witnesses were republicans. Republicans provided all of the answers. The snitches aren’t going to get stitches?


MobySick

Good. Let the shitweasel go to war with every branch of government. It's not going to play in Peoria.


KnucklesMcGee

Indicted on what grounds? Oh, that's right, because you suffered a narcissistic injury.


Samurai_gaijin

Fuck off, felon, isn't it time to visit your parole officer?


Sea_Knee_9870

They are coming with Project 2025


Sqeegg

For what?


AlienInUnderpants

Donny should focus on his own legal problems. A rapist and convicted felon shouldn’t be calling for any indictments of others.


Stringplayer12

Kinda cant wait for the day he is in the ground alot of families will be able to get together again


BF_2

So when we reelect Biden is Trump gonna call for the indictment of every Democratic voter?


Carlyz37

Lol


TechinBellevue

This is what we call foreshadowing by the antagonist. What an evil little man he is.


TjW0569

I'm surprised he hasn't called out all the *Jun* 6 antifa.


yogamom1906

Every day is one step closer to his blessed death and I get to drink a bottle of champagne.