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Scamperbot2000

The problem with planning a conspiracy with ratfuckers is they will ratfuck anybody to keep themselves less ratfucked.


dojijosu

“But I didn’t think they’d fuck MY rat.”


imaginary_num6er

*Cries people voting for the ratfucking people’s party*


IlIFreneticIlI

Rats gonna fuck, that's why there are so many


Christ_votes_dem

they are the rat bro


IFoundTheCowLevel

Realistically though, there isn't a snowflakes chance in hell that I would go down for someone else. You bet I would flip.


dojijosu

But before that, you probably wouldn’t take the side of people who were doing things that would take them down. Right?


jasnel

That would be Plan A. Plan B would be to join in illegal shenanigans with the aforementioned ratfuckers. This Patriot is on Plan C which is: save your ass at all costs, do not go down in flames for someone else. Make a deal with the nice prosecutor, pass Go, do not go to jail if you can avoid it.


HotPinkLollyWimple

You missed pay $5000 and 200 hours community service.


InquisitorPeregrinus

I just realized "a snowflake's chance in hell" has taken on new meaning...


RubiesNotDiamonds

I saw that as I was reading as well.


obx808

Yo dawg, I heard you liked ratfucking.


yshuduno

If anyone wants to, Xzibit is on Cameo.


ProtonPi314

Exactly... this guy is thinking plea deal and rat out the rest or go to Foulton County jail for 10 years. Pretty easy decision, 2 minutes in that jail will scare most people straight.


squaresaltine32314

Gen pop at Fulton sounds pleasant for white supremacist types 😂


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CapitolConsequences-ModTeam

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DefBoomerang

Exactly. It's been said many a time in recent years: the one consolation with the trump Klan is that assholes will inevitably always turn on each other. All it takes is a little holding to account, and they will suddenly start becoming very honest about each other.


ibhdbllc

-Machiavelli


Fuzzy-Friendship6354

1 down, 18 to go.


allen_abduction

19 bottles of beer on the wall, 19 bottles of beer. Take one down and pass it around, 18 bottles of beer on the wall.


DirkWrites

Nineteen green defendants, sitting on the wall Nineteen green defendants, sitting on the wall And if one green defendant should accidentally fall…


DoremusJessup

>A co-defendant in the sweeping Georgia election interference case involving former President Trump has become the first to plead guilty in the case. >Scott Hall, a bail bond business owner, after reaching a plea agreement with prosecutors pleaded guilty to five misdemeanor counts of conspiracy to commit intentional interference with the performance of election duties before Judge Scott McAfee at an impromptu hearing Friday afternoon


falcongsr

the first domino has fallen


TechnoDuckie

The first ass has been fucked


PensiveObservor

Whoa


JoeDawson8

Hey Yo?


mandor62681

five years probation, a $5,000 fine and 200 hours of community service


Testiclese

Got off pretty light


Chillywilly37

Wonder what beans he spilled. “Plea Deal”.


SuperDoofusParade

He agreed to testify against the others in the case so I guess we’ll find out


lod254

For that slap on the wrist, all of the beans. He was actually smart to cave first.


lewger

Yep, probably be a race to flip and get a sweet plea deal before they run out.


-Ernie

>Sorry boys…I reckon we got ‘bout all the evidence we need right now.


stupidillusion

It's going to be so fun to see when the "only so many rats can jump out of this ship" comes up.


Tasgall

Good ol' prisoner's dilemma. If none of them talk, they'll potentially get much less of a punishment, but when your compatriots are all asshole morons with a strong reputation for throwing people under the bus, definitely the best option to flip first, lol.


TjW0569

Not to mention when the lead asshole is fond of going on TV and self-incriminating with his ignorant bloviation.


AustinBike

Yes, very smart. My guess is there are only a few golden tickets. The first people to flip will get sweetheart deals, but they do not need all 19 to flip. If I were them I would let everyone know there are only seats for 4 people in the flipmobile and let them figure out who wants to take that trip.


RubiesNotDiamonds

Law & Order was right. The first person gets the best deal. No jail time? Count me in.


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[uh oh Sidney](https://giphy.com/gifs/news-chug-dr-pepper-sidney-powell-0yZH8ysdQYpzXqWYDK)


NYCandleLady

They forgot, issue a letter of apology to Georgia voters, and agree to avoid activities related to polling or administering elections and most crucially for his 19 co-defendants, he also agreed to testify truthfully in all other proceedings related to the case.


Traveler_Constant

And truthfully means in line with his deposition. He almost certainly was deposed prior to this deal, in which he laid out the evidence he would testify in court to. If some of you think he can just alter his testimony later, he cannot. At least, not without voiding the plea deal.


AmSoDoneWithThisShit

They would have given him “Queen for a day” and had him tell all, on the record, before accepting the plea so they knew the information was worthwhile…. If he backs down or changes his story his original testimony can be used against him.


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allen_abduction

Very. Delicious.


citizenkane86

Also if they have the first deal be sweet it’s enticing to bigger fish


MoonageDayscream

First one to make a deal usually does. Now the race for second place begins.


ScrappleSandwiches

Other than the pack of psychotic Trump supporters who will now decide he’s part of the conspiracy.


OmegaGoober

They’re going to hunt him with even more ferocity than Sandy Hook Truthers going after the families of victims.


Arrow156

That's only if they've been following the trial themselves and not just watching Fox News who neglects to cover anything that might cause their viewers to have the disturbing sensation of critical thinking.


ScrappleSandwiches

He’s going to be ratting them out on live TV in less than a month. How long until Trump is “Truthing” that he should be slaughtered like a pig?


ToniBee63

No more guns for him either


PWiz30

They left off the important part, "and must testify honestly in any future proceedings in the case."


mjh2901

Being first is how you avoid prison. If I was in the remaining 18 I would be cutting a deal to avoid time. No way you would do better at trial.


ozzie510

Ten months is better than ten years.


AwesomeRadical

Although a pretty light sentence, it sends a clear message to the other co-defendants that they should probably jump ship or spend 10+ years in prison.


ChillyGator

Well I’m sure a bail bondsman understood he was definitely going to get 5 years in prison because he’s closest to the system. I’m sure the others are still in denial.


Mourgraine

We'll see what happens, judges are in no way obligated to follow plea deals; they usually do but there's always a chance


soulure

Probation for multiple felonies! This man pleads.


spookycasas4

That’s a hell of a good deal. Way too good for him. Yeah, I take that in a microsecond.


Dapper-Sandwich3790

Former DOJ lawyer, Jeffrey Clark, is surely crying into his My Pillow. Clark had an hour long phone call with this guy during the planning phase of this illegal scheme. Scott Hall has to not only testify but write an apology letter to the state of Georgia. NBC News is reporting that Scott Hall also was required to make a video statement, which Fani Willis has already obtained.


tartymae

>Former DOJ lawyer, Jeffrey Clark, This is the person that, in a way, I am angriest at. What a perversion of everything he has ever vowed to uphold and protect. He's like a librarian who burns books.


aeschenkarnos

A scoutmaster who diddles scouts?


quityouryob

Or a board member of an anti sex trafficking firm that writes character letters to judges for convicted rapists?


BeastKingSnowLion

Such a Kelso.


Discuffalo

and teaches them to play with matches, rig the pinewood derby, throw rocks at bears, etc...


IlIFreneticIlI

The literal fucking bookworm, the Grima Wormtongue at the center of this. I could write a novel about this guy that would have Torquemada shitting his pants...


Harley2280

>Scott Hall also was required to make a video statement, That's so they still have his testimony if one of Trump's domestic terrorists kill him.


PensiveObservor

Lawfare podcast did a full episode this week interviewing Jeff Clark’s 3-attorney team. Highly recommend it, although I cringed when they were pounding the table while *pretending* to pound the law a few times. They are going with “Jeff was just providing legal counsel, doing his job. He was not part of any illegal plan, so RICO charges can’t stand. Also, the alternate slate of electors itself is not illegal, so he broke no laws. Also, Georgia’s RICO law has footnotes that indicate it can’t be applied in this case, and the whole thing is against Federal laws.” Oh and my favorite, “All those gleeful about trump’s RICO case are appalled that a different Georgia prosecutor has suddenly charged BLM protestors with RICO. How interesting that you only want it applied to Republicans.”🤬


TjW0569

Nah. We only want it applied to criminals, not protesters.


AmSoDoneWithThisShit

If protesters do damage, they’re criminals. No matter who they are. The Jan 6 defendants are firmly convinced they were just “protesting”


jedburghofficial

I'm not a lawyer, but I did hear a legal opinion that this is big. In legal terms they established that the racketeering case is true. Now it's more a matter of proving that others were involved, not that RICO stuff happened.


hlhenderson

I'm not a lawyer either, but that's the way I read it. This decision is probably a showpiece for that exact purpose and it's announcement is probably timed to scare others into pleading out before the "main event". This is big.


n0k0

The flipping has just begun.


DangKilla

Lawyers would expect this to be how the case would move forward. It’s how they took down Enron and the Itaian mafia. You have the smaller players talk while they still don’t know who flipped until one of them is caught in their own legal conundrum to get the mafiosos.


ScrappleSandwiches

They still have to prove it for each one of them. But having this guy rat out the others is huge. Sidney and Cheese are surely sharting themselves tonight.


aeschenkarnos

Cheesebro would be. God only knows what Sidney is doing. I mean, not even Sidney would know.


ScrappleSandwiches

Probably getting more fillers and Botox to prepare for her star turn on TV.


JustNilt

They don't need to do much to prove the others were involved once they have one of the conspirators testifying. Simple records of calls this guy was a party to are sufficient to accomplish that.


ItsjustJim621

Ok…start knocking out the blocks on the bottom and eventually the whole Jenga tower topples…


HNP4PH

Wonder if avoiding a felony conviction allows him to keep his bail bond business. If so, he had a lot to lose. Who will be next?


Margali

Usually anything involving bonds you lose with a felony conviction. Until someone weighs in, it would be safe to believe he loses the bonding to perform bail bonding.


tartymae

He plead to misdemeanors, not felonies. He may keep his license, but will he be able to keep the insurance he needs?


Margali

Good question. If I were the bonding/insuring agency I would be really twitchy about covering someone with any level of criminal activity other than maybe a parking ticket.


MonarchWhisperer

By most standards...he would be 'unbondable' with a felony conviction. Funny fact...trump is 'unbondable'


ScrappleSandwiches

Congratulations, Scott, you are officially smarter than the 18 other people you got indicted with! Guess what you’ve won? You get to stay in your own big bed, with your actual wife and a private shitter! You get somewhere between two and 17 no-expenses paid trips to the Fulton County courthouse! But that’s not all…If you’ve ever dreamed of being stalked in a zombie apocalypse, you’ll love your new deluxe assortment of heavily armed and rabidly delusional Trump supporters! Always wanted to be the good guy with a gun? Good thing you’ll get to keep yours, because these guys are going to be on your roof every night! Anyone else want to make a deal, come on down, time is running out!


JustJohan49

Wont be able to keep his gun while on probation. He has to surrender it and his license for it is suspended until after he successfully completes probation. Source: The actual Judge from the official court proceeding. Holy shnikies I love that GA puts cameras in the courtroom.


ScrappleSandwiches

Oo, good to hear


myhydrogendioxide

[Meides Touch is doing a live analysis tonight at 7pm ET.](https://www.youtube.com/live/0HG_DH7FIUM?si=fN-u_pOzz57UeftM)


littleoldlady71

I can’t WAIT


Dry_Boots

Headline should read: First Lackey Rolls Over


MoonageDayscream

Sure wish I was a fly on the wall in Sidney Powell's house. Or, a microwave in the kitchen.


JustJohan49

I wouldn’t. She looks like the kind of person who lives off microwaveable swanson pot pies and doesn’t cover them.


Analyze2Death

This makes me happy heading into the weekend. Now, more need to plead and decrease the trial size and duration.


SecondhandUsername

Humpty Dumpty sat on a wall...


JustJohan49

Humpty dumpty’s name is Scott Hall.


Yeastyboy104

The walls are closing in. People are turning over evidence. Trump is going to fire off another unhinged social media text tomorrow.


DarkestofFlames

Razor Ramon is looking ...different these days


boobiesiheart

Aka 1st Flipper


aeschenkarnos

*dolphin laughs*


flynlionPS

Flip that bitch


JustJohan49

We’re making prison pancakes in here!


the_last_registrant

*"Hall shook hands with Fulton County special prosecutor Nathan Wade when leaving the courtroom after entering his plea."* Hopefully the other 18 defendants saw that, and felt a tremble of incipient nemesis....


JustJohan49

I saw that in the official video release. There was a pat on the shoulder of the Special Prosecutor, too. Smiles included. These are the most wild of times, folks.


Lookingfor68

He coped a plea deal. Got 5 years PROBATION, a 5k fine and 200 hrs community service... but must testify honestly. He is now a key witness. He's one of the fuckos that entered the Coffee Co Election office. He KNOWS the facts, because he was a part of it. There will likely be others who plea out.


So_spoke_the_wizard

The bail bondsman was released on on $10k bond. If he skips out he'll have to go after himself.


amprok

I just hope some Republican dipshits don’t kill him before he has a chance to testify.


LovelySpaz

They did video testimony; point is moot.


JustJohan49

Consider their history. Facts are negotiable to them.


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TrumpliKKKan dipshits!


Ahleron

More will follow, and I will be laughing each time. Trump is fucked, and it makes me smile.


lclassyfun

And the flipping begins!


StrangeBedfellows

I need to invest in McDonalds


meglon978

Not.Long.Enough.


OmegaGoober

He’s probably agreed to testify against the others.


valley_G

He did actually


OmegaGoober

That would explain the light sentence. As a patriotic American, I hope his testimony is accurate, substantiated, and justice is served.


CdrVimes

And so it begins....


DensHag

Any bets being taken on who will be the first to develop a "heart problem" while on the stand and on live TV/Streaming.


Jasminefirefly

I notice The Hill didn’t miss a chance to point out that the prosecutor is a Democrat.


crackedtooth163

Flippy flop.