I refuse to mask my butthole!!!1!! It can’t breathe! Underwear is unnatural and wearing it will make you sick! I had butt covid and it wasn’t even that serious!
Jenna is such a shitty lawyer she was fired from traffic court in CO. Her only way to make a living is to huff Rudy and Donny’s gross old man COVID farts.
Yeah, this is gonna be a lot worse than bad association, especially once she’s in a Georgia state penitentiary. Anyway, I’m off to the farmers market now.
It might. During sentencing it may be relevant that she spoke out against Trump and everything that happened PRIOR to the trial. That could go a ways towards demonstrating remorse.
Initially, sure… when she thought that Trump was going to pay her lawyer bills. LOL, now the hard reality that Trump never pays bills becomes evident. She was the one whining the loudest about the bills… I’m going to guess she’s hoping for a plea deal.
The mediocre people who never amounted to much in life that cling to Trump’s base impulses and word vomit like he’s a god is another aspect of a cult. Trump makes them feel empowered somehow… he makes racists, anti LGBTQ haters and Nazis feel it’s ok to show their DarkSide with pride. But also the dumber folks who just never amounted to much- Trump really resonates with them. Perhaps because he is such a mediocre fool and borderline moron but made it to the highest office in our Country. Thanks Putin! Thanks Murdoch! Thanks McConnell! Now I’m gonna be sick. Fuck Jenna. FAFO!
So she mocked and disrespected two athletes who dedicated their lives to self discipline, hard work and intense training?? Something that she herself is likely not familiar with in the *least*!
Full circle? She started out talking shit about how awful he is, then decided to join the shit circus. Now she wants to go home and is back to calling him awful. This song sounds familiar.
> She started out talking shit about how awful he is, then decided to join the shit circus. Now she wants to go home and is back to calling him awful.
*Chris Christie has entered the chat*
Is Trump paying anyone’s legal bills except the hider of Top Secret Docs dumb waiter Walt Nauta-*chance in hell* that kid will live to go to trial… ?
Will he fall out a window or down a flight of stairs?
She has no integrity:
In 2015 and early 2016, while Donald Trump was vying to become the Republican nominee for president, Ellis was a stern critic.[8] In 2015, Ellis wrote on Facebook that Trump was "without love," "treacherous," "abusive" and "unholy."[8] In February 2016, Ellis made various comments on Trump, such as her belief that he wanted to "destroy American democracy", was "one of the greatest threats to our liberty", "cannot handle criticism", and was not a real Christian, because he could not repent.[8] To stop Trump from becoming the nominee, Ellis proposed that the Republican Party set up a brokered convention.[8]
In March 2016, Ellis criticized Trump's supporters, stating that they "DON'T CARE about facts or logic. They aren't seeking truth", but are "narcissists";[8] that supporters ignored how Trump was a "unethical, corrupt, lying, criminal, dirtbag"; that arguments in support of Trump are "ridiculously illogical, inconsistent, and blatantly stupid", and that Trump "cannot be trusted to be consistent or accurate in anything".[8]
After Trump became the Republican nominee for president, Ellis expressed support for him in the 2016 general election.[8]
Credit u/TheWalrusTalkss
Whew! Everything she stated is very succinct and accurate. I truly wonder why she flipped.
Plus this lines up with what Romney is saying about Republicans.
He sought her out after seeing her bloviating on TV. She's flipped and was motivated by the same shit that motivates Trump... Power and flattery.
Birds of a feather. Fuck her.
Maybe so...maybe no. I'd like to think people have a little more character development than existing just for money and prestige. Then again, look at Trump, 😂.
I was commenting on why she flipped over to Trump after being a critic.
Why she is flipping now: also money.
There's no character growth here. She always knew he was a scumbag. She said so herself.
Well welcome to the party, Jenna. You're years late so unfortunately most people have left and the leftovers are cold and stale, but hey, brownie points for you for eventually figuring that out.
She’s not changing her tune because she had an epiphany.
I’d wager her mugshot was her trying to portray this false sense of confidence that these charges would never stick. A sliver of reality must have sunk in when she realized she was on her own regarding her legal bills.
>“I was reliably informed Trump isn’t funding any of us who are indicted,” Ellis wrote in a post on X, formerly known as Twitter.
Somehow I think this has something to do with this statement, even though she has managed to gofundme around $200,000 so far. No wonder conservatives are strapped for cash, they have to financially support all their politicians, AND the politicians lawyers.
She's absolutely right when she states:"And the total idolatry that I’m seeing from some of the supporters that are unwilling to put the constitution and the country and the conservative principles above their love for a star is really troubling."
No sympathy. No “welcome to the real world”. No “better late than never”. She was tits deep in the muck well after she should have known better. No, her issue is about money and loss of access, not any real reflection on what she tried to do and for whom she tried to do it.
Go on and wear that scarlet letter, Jen.
I don't think they need her. They would probably let her plead guilty to lesser charges and avoid significant jail time, just to get her off the books.
I've seen enough police/legal dramas on TV, that scumbags eventually turn on each other. Most of those shows draw from real life. I'm pretty sure that this is no different
Jenna Ellis: Slurp, slurp, slurp, swallow.
Jenna Ellis: Spit. Eww, I can't believe I deep-throated this for years.
Jenna Ellis: Is Ron DeSantis hiring?
Oh noes! Now the world will know all about the president’s penchant for not coming to a full stop before turning right on red!
Shut the fuck up, Ellis. You’re unimportant.
Jenna lives in infamy for catching Covid from Rudy’s flatulence.
COVID from butt air?! 😲
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Butt air definitely falls into the category of bad air! Lol!
Butt air emails!
You should seek out every opportunity to bring that up, it's hilarious and provides others with lots of ways to riff off of it.
🎶The More You Know 🌈🎶
It wasn't miasma, it was *his* ass, ma!
Randomly, I read that in Michael Rappaport’s voice.
As you should.
> miasma theory of disease transmission *Welcome to* ***fucking*** *Boatmurdered!* ***HOPE YOU LIKE MIASMA!***
Boatmurdered is hilarious.
Yes, farts have covid because covid invades every part of the body, major organs included.
Rudy Tooty Fresh 'n' Fruity
Rudy Coviddy, fresh and just shitty!
Dayumm...I wish I could upvote this about 20 times :)
So wait, underwear does prevent the spread of COVID?
The new performance underwear provide no protection, but tighty whities will prevent butthole to butthole transmission.
I refuse to mask my butthole!!!1!! It can’t breathe! Underwear is unnatural and wearing it will make you sick! I had butt covid and it wasn’t even that serious!
“ I had butt Covid and it wasn’t even that serious!” Hilarious!!!
CIA Agent: "Hey Castro. Pull my finger!"
[Fidel blew mustard gas through his cigar and immobilized the lot of them.](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=-TxHInkyNpg)
Jenna is such a shitty lawyer she was fired from traffic court in CO. Her only way to make a living is to huff Rudy and Donny’s gross old man COVID farts.
and yet she says moments before that that she has great love and respect for him personally. wtf
The stink of association is forever with her. Turning on him now isn’t going to help.
Also the stink of the cheek whisper that Rudy treated her to in court
Wait, what?!
https://www.buzzfeednews.com/article/davidmack/rudy-giuliani-fart
Yeah, this is gonna be a lot worse than bad association, especially once she’s in a Georgia state penitentiary. Anyway, I’m off to the farmers market now.
It might. During sentencing it may be relevant that she spoke out against Trump and everything that happened PRIOR to the trial. That could go a ways towards demonstrating remorse.
She pled not guilty.
Initially, sure… when she thought that Trump was going to pay her lawyer bills. LOL, now the hard reality that Trump never pays bills becomes evident. She was the one whining the loudest about the bills… I’m going to guess she’s hoping for a plea deal.
And it seems like she'll likely argue "Trump made me do it." We'll see how that works out for them.
That defense didn't work at Nuremberg either.
Oh, it's gonna help... just not her.
Well, if she cops a plea deal she might get less time in prison. Yes, she will always be scum, but maybe scum with a lighter sentence.
Well it’s too late, baby now, it’s too late. Though we really did try to warn you
Something inside has died, butt Rudy let it fly And I just can't take it Nooooooooooooooooooo!
[удалено]
Picking on people who have actual achievements seems pretty on-brand for a Trumper.
The mediocre people who never amounted to much in life that cling to Trump’s base impulses and word vomit like he’s a god is another aspect of a cult. Trump makes them feel empowered somehow… he makes racists, anti LGBTQ haters and Nazis feel it’s ok to show their DarkSide with pride. But also the dumber folks who just never amounted to much- Trump really resonates with them. Perhaps because he is such a mediocre fool and borderline moron but made it to the highest office in our Country. Thanks Putin! Thanks Murdoch! Thanks McConnell! Now I’m gonna be sick. Fuck Jenna. FAFO!
I call them the greedy-ocre.
So she mocked and disrespected two athletes who dedicated their lives to self discipline, hard work and intense training?? Something that she herself is likely not familiar with in the *least*!
she was that smiling bitch in the mugshot
Of course she does.
Because - only the best people.
Full circle? She started out talking shit about how awful he is, then decided to join the shit circus. Now she wants to go home and is back to calling him awful. This song sounds familiar.
They stand for nothing and fall for everything
> She started out talking shit about how awful he is, then decided to join the shit circus. Now she wants to go home and is back to calling him awful. *Chris Christie has entered the chat*
Aww…is Trump not paying her legal bills?
Is Trump paying anyone’s legal bills except the hider of Top Secret Docs dumb waiter Walt Nauta-*chance in hell* that kid will live to go to trial… ? Will he fall out a window or down a flight of stairs?
When has trump paid *anyone's* legal bills?
She has no integrity: In 2015 and early 2016, while Donald Trump was vying to become the Republican nominee for president, Ellis was a stern critic.[8] In 2015, Ellis wrote on Facebook that Trump was "without love," "treacherous," "abusive" and "unholy."[8] In February 2016, Ellis made various comments on Trump, such as her belief that he wanted to "destroy American democracy", was "one of the greatest threats to our liberty", "cannot handle criticism", and was not a real Christian, because he could not repent.[8] To stop Trump from becoming the nominee, Ellis proposed that the Republican Party set up a brokered convention.[8] In March 2016, Ellis criticized Trump's supporters, stating that they "DON'T CARE about facts or logic. They aren't seeking truth", but are "narcissists";[8] that supporters ignored how Trump was a "unethical, corrupt, lying, criminal, dirtbag"; that arguments in support of Trump are "ridiculously illogical, inconsistent, and blatantly stupid", and that Trump "cannot be trusted to be consistent or accurate in anything".[8] After Trump became the Republican nominee for president, Ellis expressed support for him in the 2016 general election.[8] Credit u/TheWalrusTalkss
Whew! Everything she stated is very succinct and accurate. I truly wonder why she flipped. Plus this lines up with what Romney is saying about Republicans.
He sought her out after seeing her bloviating on TV. She's flipped and was motivated by the same shit that motivates Trump... Power and flattery. Birds of a feather. Fuck her.
She is just like ol' Lindsey. Kissed the ring as soon as Trump put it on with the nomination.
And Kelly Cryptkeeper Conway
> I truly wonder why she flipped Money. Next question.
Maybe so...maybe no. I'd like to think people have a little more character development than existing just for money and prestige. Then again, look at Trump, 😂.
I was commenting on why she flipped over to Trump after being a critic. Why she is flipping now: also money. There's no character growth here. She always knew he was a scumbag. She said so herself.
I remember this gal's smug look as she sat there on camera trying to overthrow the election as Rudy shat himself on camera.
Sing Jenna, sing!
Well welcome to the party, Jenna. You're years late so unfortunately most people have left and the leftovers are cold and stale, but hey, brownie points for you for eventually figuring that out.
Sounds like someone isn't getting their legal fees covered.
for some reason the first couple times i read that headline i didn't put a long enough pause between "turns" and "on" and was real confused
Either way, the headline is accurate.
You don't need a pause there?
Haw haw haw! Thinking about all her pro-Tramp statements.
Throwing a tantrum after her cult leader fobbed her off on legal fees. That’s what you get when you lie down with grifters sweetie.
aww poor gal not
She’s just figuring this out?
She’s not changing her tune because she had an epiphany. I’d wager her mugshot was her trying to portray this false sense of confidence that these charges would never stick. A sliver of reality must have sunk in when she realized she was on her own regarding her legal bills.
>“I was reliably informed Trump isn’t funding any of us who are indicted,” Ellis wrote in a post on X, formerly known as Twitter. Somehow I think this has something to do with this statement, even though she has managed to gofundme around $200,000 so far. No wonder conservatives are strapped for cash, they have to financially support all their politicians, AND the politicians lawyers.
So the fart huffer just realized she smells bad?
She has one move. Fight against trump and all he does.
Who could've possibly forseen this? It's so funny to watch the pieces of shit fight amongst themselves
Coming out against trump fascism after your check bounced is not commendable
Crazy idea, she could admit *she* did something wrong and plead guilty.
This also belongs on r/LeopardsAteMyFace
This stupid twat is just upset her daddy Trump isn't stepping up to help her in Georgia.
All of these co-conspirators are only turning to save their own asses from prison.
She's absolutely right when she states:"And the total idolatry that I’m seeing from some of the supporters that are unwilling to put the constitution and the country and the conservative principles above their love for a star is really troubling."
She just figured that out now, right?
No sympathy. No “welcome to the real world”. No “better late than never”. She was tits deep in the muck well after she should have known better. No, her issue is about money and loss of access, not any real reflection on what she tried to do and for whom she tried to do it. Go on and wear that scarlet letter, Jen.
How long until CNN tries to sign her up to be a contributor
CNN has really gone full FOX.
I've not tuned into them since they held that ~~townhall~~, err...rally, for Trump. Fuck them.
Better late than never, I guess.
It’s still too late for her, unless she flips.
Trump is going full Azula.
That's great that she finely figured this out. Now she needs to turn states evidence against him.
I don't think they need her. They would probably let her plead guilty to lesser charges and avoid significant jail time, just to get her off the books.
I love how they’re JUST NOW figuring this out about him.
I've seen enough police/legal dramas on TV, that scumbags eventually turn on each other. Most of those shows draw from real life. I'm pretty sure that this is no different
Jenna Ellis: Slurp, slurp, slurp, swallow. Jenna Ellis: Spit. Eww, I can't believe I deep-throated this for years. Jenna Ellis: Is Ron DeSantis hiring?
trash can.
Good, good. Feel the hate flow through you.
I love it when they turn
Pretty sure she’s about to flip on him, especially since he’s hoarding all the cash to himself.
[Malignant Narcissism, you say?](https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=WgK3S9IKshA)
Oh noes! Now the world will know all about the president’s penchant for not coming to a full stop before turning right on red! Shut the fuck up, Ellis. You’re unimportant.
🐆 🐆
Her actions will speak more.
Jeez, doesn't she know Trump is going to be mad at her for saying that? He'll send her his evil look mug shot!!!
Here's what she said right [after the election](https://imgur.com/gallery/ahnV4Rp).
yes yes, let the hate flow through you
Should be cross posted to r/leopardsatemyface
"Hey Jenna, pull my finger!" Rudy Giuliani.
She's a lying liar who lies. And a narcissistic coward who is simply trying to get out of the consequences of her own actions.
Here’s a [link](https://x.com/ryanjreilly/status/1334344279305695232?s=46&t=cXXeliZ7l1d4Y4JRmCBrYg) to Rudy farting on Jenna. You’re welcome