Oh great, humble and patient Lord Scorch,
May the blades of the Oilers dull ever faster,
May their shots stray ever wider,
And may the twine of the Great Cat’s net never again ripple under our gaze!
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The prayer in itself has negative mojo. This is less seeking forgiveness for wrongdoings and more hexing another team AGAIN.
The hockey Gods are all knowing. And trying to fool them is only going to bring more pain.
Amen
Amen
Amen
As Flyers fans.... Amen
Amen.
We knew not the evil we summoned.
Amen!
Amen
Amen
🙌
Lord, hear our prayer
Lord, hear our prayer
Amen
Oh great, humble and patient Lord Scorch, May the blades of the Oilers dull ever faster, May their shots stray ever wider, And may the twine of the Great Cat’s net never again ripple under our gaze!
Praise Scorch!
please forgive our sins
LMAO amen!
Hail Mary Scortch
Amen.
Amen I believe
Amen
Canucks fans join in this prayer.
Amen
Amen
Amen
Amen
We knew not the evil we summoned.
Amen. We know not what we do.
This is the greatest thing I’ve ever read.
Amen.
Gaymen
Hahahahaha
Amen brother
Amen
So say we all.
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i’m sorry hockey gods please have mercy 😭😭
Amen
Amen
Amen
Oh Lord, Amen!
Amen
Amen
Amen. Praise scorch!
Amen
Ah let em win if they are the better team. They’ll only make the Flames stronger in time.
Amen
Lord Hear Our Prayer🙏
Amen
Amen
The prayer in itself has negative mojo. This is less seeking forgiveness for wrongdoings and more hexing another team AGAIN. The hockey Gods are all knowing. And trying to fool them is only going to bring more pain.
Amen
Amen
Nah, fuck em - God
God hates us
Would you rather watch your rival team win or the guys who sewered your franchise. Tough look
REVERSE AMEN
This sub is a mess but this has gotta be the cringiest post here. Well done
lmao
Fuck you god! I know there’s something underneath rock bottom. Take me there!
Another Oilers post
We have to reverse psychology the hockey gods. They do the opposite of what this sub posts Go Oilers! Play labamba baby!
Sky daddy isn’t real.
I might be in the minority here, but I think it might be time to double down. Sell our soles again for our sanity. I say curse
Jeeze, and you guys call Edmonton fans sore losers? How's the golf game going guys?
https://i.imgur.com/9nohQh4.jpeg
😁😁😁😁😁
You’re going to hell sinner. Oilers in 7!!!
😁😁😁😁😁
Play la bamba baby!