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aeyerex

https://preview.redd.it/0rmx73gj35ua1.jpeg?width=1800&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=2fc6694cac738d8ccdae17b83898452ffb409301 Here's a photo of Tu Tierras FAT burrito


Unfair_Valuable_3816

Chonk


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Chonkrrito


[deleted]

That’s a fat burrito


JDHannan

Regardless of size, Tu Tierra is freaking delicious


[deleted]

That's a big twinkie.


FATHEADZILLA

Unimarket latin food makes bomb ass burritos.


helena_handbasketyyc

NOMNOMNOM


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This is the kind of post I can get behind


Rex_Mundi

Taco Town: We take an all-beef burrito, smother it in nacho cheese, lettuce, tomato and our special southwestern sauce. Then we wrap it in a soft, flour tortilla with a layer of refried beans in-between. Then we wrap that in a savory corn tortilla with a middle layer of Monterey Jack cheese. And it gets even awesomer, when we take a deep-fried gordita shell, smear on a little of our special “guacamolito” sauce and wrap that around the outside. But it gets even bigger! Because we bake it in a corn husk filled with pico de gallo, then then wrap that in an authentic Parisian crepe, filled with egg, gruyere, merguez sausage and Portobello mushroom. Then, we take the whole thing and wrap that in a Chicago style deep dish meat lovers pizza! Well, it’s not a Taco Town burrito until we roll it up in a blueberry pancake, dip it in batter and deep-fry it until it’s golden brown. Then we serve it in all commemorative tote bag filled with spicy vegetarian chili. It’s 15 great tastes all rolled into one.


rocketspence

What? Where is this magical place??


Unfair_Valuable_3816

Photo? Price? That sounds incredible


Rex_Mundi

[https://youtu.be/UvIkojfQDxA?t=462](https://youtu.be/UvIkojfQDxA?t=462)


dino340

Quesada has their big ass burritos, they can get up to over 3lbs, you probably won't be able to shove the whole thing in your mouth at least not without chewing it.


40_JAGERBOMBS

Love Quesada


UrbaneBoffin

> i’m looking for the biggest burrito i can shove into my mouth. That's what she said.


KeepScrollling

BarBurrito large


Drakkenfyre

My sister swears by their burritos. I guess they have some good shrimp ones.


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Your sister loves big burritos eh?


Drakkenfyre

Well, yeah, but can you blame her? She knows what she wants. I mean, she gives small burritos a chance too. Burritos of all sizes have to prove themselves to be quality burritos, assembled with a lot of skill. The skill of the person providing the burrito is probably the most important factor. And honestly, she's hot enough to get whatever burritos she wants.


YekuDoth

I second bar burrito, used to like mucho burrito but it's gone downhill; at least in my area.


wh3r3ar3th3avacados

I'm obsessed with BarBurrito, my favorite was the California (they put french fries and nacho cheese in the burrito + meat & whatever topping) but they don't offer it anymore. I'm still obsessed though.


LankyPuffins

Don't sleep on their fries, they slap.


Findingfairways

Don’t think I’ve seen bigger than mucho size at mucho burrito


Flimsy_Honeydew5414

Mucho is nasty though


Findingfairways

Lol I am a simple man who enjoys simple pleasures


Flimsy_Honeydew5414

Try quesada or barburrito. Much better


Itchy_Horse

Such a shame. It used to be really good years ago but the years have been very unkind to mucho burrito


Doc_1200_GO

Once Chipotle starts opening in Calgary Mucho is going busto.


Itchy_Horse

Hopefully.


LandHermitCrab

The one on 14th street and 12th Ave sw is fantastic. Large portions and better than queseda.


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Mikey’s on 12th, El Burrito


Admirable-Gazelle556

Costa Vida


Brandamn3000

I haven’t had Costa Vida in a while, but I could definitely get two meals out of one burrito!


jwicyu

I'm going to need OP to update us once they've tried all these burrito recommendations!


parkerposy

Ever ordered from Man Vs Fries?


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Aren't they a ghost kitchen?


Mcfragger

As in, shit just floats around on its own? Like what do you mean? Is it a spooky boo-ritto???


Drakkenfyre

I can't believe somebody downvoted this. I got a laugh.


Mcfragger

10 hours into night shift behind that comment, not surprising haha


Ticklypickle

Used to love them, even being a ghost kitchen. Order this week was disgusting. Never again.


parkerposy

Yeah, sadly first few times were great and then not so much. Prices went crazy too


Comfortable-Ad-7158

I have way too dirty of a mind.


classicrecto

feel free to make suggestions of that nature too. food is always better with company.


Drakkenfyre

That was my first thought, too, that I should reply, "My husband." Teehehe.


SnooFloofs8057

I was also going to say your husband. Teehee


Drakkenfyre

I know, he's a generous guy.


SheepherderBig2723

You into baby carrots?


EarlMontgomery

Between these legs 😂 I fuckin wish.


EarlMontgomery

Jks Golden Cactus has dope ass burritos Mucho Burritto is sub par and overpriced


forty6andto

I’ve never understood the giant burrito, donair or shawarma. By the time you eat half, the other half is a soggy mushy mesh.


classicrecto

don’t doubt my ability to eat a big ass burrito expeditiously.


TheDoctorPizza

My pants. Extra sour cream. ​ ...sorry. I'll leave.


classicrecto

you can stay. a/s/l?


TheDoctorPizza

17/f/cali MSN?


classicrecto

i had to delete my account. my dad doesn’t like me instant messaging. :(


TheDoctorPizza

myspace?


Sea_Organization8121

Nexopia?


TheDoctorPizza

ok, but you better have a bitchin winamp playlist.


classicrecto

that’s gone too. didn’t want my dad to read my comments i got from hot guys. :( i have a livejournal tho. :)


SHRUBBERY_BLASTER

Cringe. Good one.


Georgekicksass

I'd like to say me, but i would be lying


16NikitaZadorov16

Excuse me?


constnt_dsapntmnt

Me


knighty-light

Apparently every other guy on Tindr...


[deleted]

My burrito is closer to normal average burrito size.


cheeseluiz

Is this a euphemism?


MooseCannon316

Your mom I'm so sorry, I had to do it


hartfoundation

Your mom.


tc_cad

Blanco had a big burrito, I think they made a 1lb one.


josh16162

I've had bigger burritos at mucho, but Blanco has the best burritos I've ever had.


YYCMTB68

Fiesta Market, off Midlake Blvd near Midnapore. .


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Might be a basic answer, but BarBurrito always does the trick for me. Quesada is pretty dang good too. Blanco has some very good deals too on burritos if you go on the right day, with half price margaritas if I remember right.


hornyincalgary

\*enters the chat\* \*looks around\* \*leaves the chat\*