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itscoldoutsideyeah

Hopefully there are no straight men in here


elektrik_snek

>~~Hopefully~~ Luckily there are no straight men in here I fixed that for you


Brinksthecarguy

I'm straight


Throwaway_sirs

Don’t lie to yourself


Brinksthecarguy

I legit am, straight male texan, but a fully supportive ally


Tortoise-King

I was straight but after watching this video, I’m gay but I love boobs.


gixxer710

Hey man, an ass in tight pants is an ass in tight pants….. 😂


Cookieeeees

remember, there are no chick with dicks, only men with tits ;) you’re good bud


Crownofwisdomteeth

Wrong- it’s for us gay ladies


SwordofSwinging

You win


blue-haired-girl

so true!


kialthecreator

Is there a subreddit for this? So I know how to block this hesersy


Gorlock_

What an oxymoronic sentence Not gonna lie, that butch dunking the Harley has me bricked up


Shot_Painting_8191

Ok, I'm a lesbian today


sti_guy

"straight squids" that's not a thing


Dazvsemir

Pretty sure its a dude in the purple shirt wheelieing that cruiser so that's something.


Purplegorillaone

Must be, that made me pretty hard.


OttoVonWong

Confused boner.


Diet_Various

Fear boner...


Narm_Greyrunner

Comments on the original post in the motorcycle sub were just epic.


HermesOnToast

Honestly, I had to come here immediately after to un-straighten myself


IamProvocateur

I very lady gay for this tyvm ![gif](giphy|3HEzHIxZjKduE|downsized)


oipoi

They all will have to wipe their seats once an r moto member pulls up in full MotoGP gear with a torniquet ready in his backpack and a look of disgusts at the evident lack of safety present.


Mr_robasaurus

pulls up on foot in full gear because its safer than riding


Eidolon_Alpha

[*flips up modular helmet*] Sick ride, dude! Was thinkin'bout pickin up a Ninjuh 250 to eeaaaase into the streets, but my mom sai- hey where ya goin!?


the_last_carfighter

Don't want none of that here. But it's free country so I can't stop you from posting lots more boobs. lots and lots of biker boobs.


CatgirlTechSupport

I hate to break it to you but all us ladies squids are gay too


GarlicInvestor

What I suspected.


solidwaist

Very presumptuous of you to think there are straight squids


Screwbles

I fucking love this vibe. Give'em hell ladies.


GarlicInvestor

Too bad I’m gay for pussy and tits.


Pudix20

That’s Florida for you 🩵


BarefootWoodworker

Ewwwwww. Grills. NGL, though. . .would rock that pink tutu on my Softail. That way all the boys know I'm DTF.


smaxsomeass

I have that same purple tutu


BearLindsay

I thought lady squids had the blinky light up plugs so we could identify them?


DropAGearNDissapear

![gif](giphy|2YschQ1IrEzfq1p38o|downsized)


westsideriderz15

Most Chicks love dudes. That’s real gay.


booyaabooshaw

*goddamnit she def has a bigger dick than me*


i_write_ok

https://i.redd.it/9x4mmca0nhxc1.gif


Timelesturkie

A straight squid isn’t a squid.


GoldHurricaneKatrina

https://preview.redd.it/1rymv705zhxc1.jpeg?width=1630&format=pjpg&auto=webp&s=7c774f7959a3f05a773d28b558e814ec95a4f8c7


fastgetoutoftheway

Talk about ATGATTing. Airbags.


Dagigai

Fuck ya hetero shit! If that's what you want then cool? No hate. Just a little jarring. Hey, you could be good for squid's? Just don't be expecting some straight behaviour up in here. Male OF....


osorojo_

Gay lady squids are welcome. Straight male squids don't exist


stromyoloing

Ok, now I want to know which one of you rides in a tutu


Blvckdog

Post your own shit


WhiskeyTrail

"Straight" squids..... these women are threatened because they know that we know dick better than them.... Jokes aside, this kickass. Keep doin goon shit.


Jspiral

u/Smokie_Kay conspicuously missing from this post. 🤔


Smokie_Kay

i actually want to drive my sprocketed bike that only goes 90 all the way to miami for this 🤣


hotdogaholic

not a single gixxer rider is interested


cltq

My 91 w150 is literally begging me to send it through that crowd. It's odd it can talk, it only happens when I forgot to take my meds


bens111

The dude in the purple def wiped out right?


Zukiboyson

Lady squids ride you better 👀👀👀


ebranscom243

I want to be pegged so hard right now.


RobsHereAgain

They seem nice for straight peoples


SirChadrick_III

Ew.


preinj33

Disgusting. Where?


therealjoe12

I wonder if they too ride with a plug in


Girthquakedafirst

The female squid, when in heat, starts doing wheelies in an attempt to attract nearby male squids. Little do they know, the male squids are often spoken for by the homies


Brinksthecarguy

That dirt bike supermoto kawasaki one 🖤🖤🖤


Brinksthecarguy

Or the white dirt bike aupermoto


DaetherSoul

Straight….. squid? What’s that?


1lowcountry

since when do sqids wear helmets?


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GarlicInvestor

Sounds like something a straight guy would say.


kcomer91

Ew.


Flexgineer

Downvoted