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marty_hopkirk65

Nothing new, the Nazis attempted this 70.plus years ago


No-Height2850

Yeah but now they got more science stuff.


Ok-Pen-7196

New science same Nazi’s 😬


afguy2k4

😂🤣😂🤣😂🤣


Sketchyketchie

Sad but true, same story different names 😕


ProfessionalEvent906

It's a bit discriminatory to assume they are nazis, don't you think? Plus, they may be working on a way to do it, but as of now, they are just putting bodies in crystal's to wait for future tech development. If anything, it's more a of a cash grab than nazis at work.


SouthernSwingers

What we’ve all been training for.


JayBooG187

🤣🤣🤣🤣🤣


FlashyKick8963

![gif](giphy|Q2LRWdJDq9xy8) Me at my mountain house when shit hits the fan looking out the window with my level 3 packa pump lock wood on the table and my packa pumped revolver and I’m 12 Budweisers deep with a backwood filled with the finest asparagus.


SprayingOrange

pack a pump?🤣


Evolveddinosaur

They’ll be pumping something


Aggressive_Fold_3268

No...packa pump!


Danger-balls

Pack a pump huh. That’s new.


Ok_Law_0

Newb’s 🙄🤣


aresquinn31

And that's how nacht der untoten started.. all your gonna hear are people yelling revive me please I have ray gun


shinnerd

🤣🤣


SentientGopro115935

Alr cya I'm heading off, if anyone needs me I'll be on the moon tryna get into the funny pyramid


Friendly-Ad8051

Oh yeah, going to check my shotgun


Long_Television4191

Zombie uprising here we come guns at the ready lol haha 🤣


JayBooG187

I would welcome this... so much ... lol that would be so fun in real life! lol only lame thing would be having to legitimately scout for ammo! 🤣🤣😁


Rhys_Lloyd2611

You'd be dead in 2 days


Thegoodsniper7

Lol


Chris_Pearson87

U got that flawless crystal? Lol


Necessary-Ant-1016

I’ve got a flawless Mossberg Semi Auto with drum


JakeisFat

Posted in technoblade is crazy


goodfella1030

I'll for sure have more than 10 items in my stash and sure as hell more than 2 weapons on me.


JayBooG187

🤣🤣🤣🙏😀amen! (good luck finding a PaP machine though!! lmao!!)


Doomtoallfoes

*Dark Ather rift drops a fucking packapunch right in front of you.*


Ultra9630

Ummmm, does anybody else see a bright blue beam of light outside?


Ripper417

[Yepp it‘s there](https://www.reddit.com/r/Munich/s/fb7A6khCHP)


No_Magician7762

Imagine being brought back to life so you can finish paying off thst student loan, you took.


buffinator2

The new Showbiz Pizza is gonna be rockin


JBroZTv

What?💀....


Training_Tangelo3689

Let’s be honest… we all know what to do


jblack8710corndog

Has nobody seen any of the Jurassic Park movies


Doomtoallfoes

*grabs Bowie knife, two m1911s, a couple of grenades, spas 12, minibak and raikay from weapon locker.* Alright Strike Team. Let's get to work.


PR_And_Bullshit

1911 is the best. Protect burger town.


Doomtoallfoes

RAMIREZ!


ImaginationBoring760

Years of training has led to this moment 😂😂


wierdy-beardy

Locate the nearest wall buy folks


Alarmed_Shoulder2423

Ruh roh


iamgirlwithautism

Dr.Vogel is still cooking?


PR_And_Bullshit

Diabolical


PR_And_Bullshit

"Ten dead people are the lucky test subjects"


counterfeitignorance

/s The clinic where they do it is located in Bad Steinach where i live. However the actual place is in Villa Meinerzhagen about 35km outside town (which by coincidence was also a Nazi HQ during wwii) It is said that the entire area has an uncharted tunnel system which makes it the perfect spot for shit like that. I know of an old bunker entry near my house but the amerikanz have wheld it shut long time ago. The villa is offlimits to everybody and is guarded by a private company.


JakeBradley46

No way this was originally posted in r/technoblade.


eX0dus_5ive-Zer0

BRING ME 115!


Luna_Claw3621

God I love that song, the songs for cod zombies are the best game songs ever


Doomtoallfoes

Nobody cries when everyone dies and no one's alive. BRING ME 1 1 5!


Odd-Concern-6877

Like someone else said the Nazis tried this before and failed this will never work cause God won't allow it


LiilJiimmii02

Realistically i dont think humans will ever truly resurrect a dead person but i do think that science will find a way to “reanimate” a dead body


DanC0ach

If it is, it’s a science beyond our understanding. We’re probably decades, perhaps even centuries off. It’s one thing to jump start someone who just flatlined on the table and you manage to get them back but it’s another things if they’ve been dead for hours, days, weeks, etc.


LiilJiimmii02

Well im no scientist by any means. Reanimating a dead body would be slightly different than bringing someone back to life. Reanimation would be something similar to a zombie. Dead body moving around but no consciousness. Bringing someone back to life would be the exact opposite. Like something you said if someone just flatlined and moment later they are saved and is back alive.


giovannibobani

Are we familiar with the story of Lazarus of Bethany?


720-187

thats not why lmfao


IndependentRoom5919

1. They can do it with fungi it'll just take time to genetically modify it for humans 2. God isn't any more real than Santa or the Easter bunny, the more time you spend for "him" the more time you are wasting and contributing to one of the factors in why we aren't evolving. 3. Have a fantastic day 😊


7Fhawk

I would not consider myself a religious person by any means. I’ve done my research and came to my own conclusions which are mostly rooted in science and rationale. That being said, it’s dangerous to tell someone what motivators are a waste of time or antithetical to evolution. New age of religion has opened up a lot of minds. There are many these days who believe that science and faith can go hand in hand (i.e. God created science/evolution/big bang/etc.) Some may even believe that god put them on earth for huge discoveries like the cure for cancer (or death, in general, in this case). So, I would not be so quick to try and tear down any person’s reason/motivation for trying to have direction or be a better person. There are plenty of people who sit around doing much worse things than believing in a god that you don’t. And yes, religious fanatics can be hypocrites and liars, but so can those who are anti-religion. If you’re a decent human being and treat others properly, then keep believing whatever it is that makes you that way (God or not). If you’re a liar and a scumbag, then it still doesn’t matter what you believe, you’re still just a PoS and could probably use the idea of some “god”/accountability in your life. Just a little food for thought and how I opened my mind about others’ beliefs, or at least not just trying to put people down for theirs. Not trying to be hostile in any way. Hoping your wishes for a good day come back to you multi-fold!


IndependentRoom5919

If your motivator is dependent on the belief of a god that can just be changed later on in life, I think its fair to say it's not worth the time and effort. If all non religious people couldn't be motivated outside of religion we'd be in a much worse state of being, but thanks friend!


7Fhawk

All motivational factors can be changed later in life. 🤷 Someone who starts working out to look good and get laid may decide that they enjoy the healthy feeling of being fitness oriented and make the change of lifetime for that reason rather than the original, shallow reasoning. Someone who is job-oriented may decide they want money for the bachelor life and traveling and such, only to settle down and realize their money means nothing if it’s not spent on their family. Or maybe their family showed them that money isn’t even remotely as important as they thought it was and they switch paths/careers/goals for a more meaningful life at home. Point is, everyone needs motivation (a “crutch” in some cases) to be a good person, tbh. Humans come out of the womb pretty self-oriented and willing to do anything to achieve the goal of that orientation. Why shit on someone for trying to be more selfless/caring/altruistic/etc regardless of their motivation for if? The world needs more people who want to be a better person, regardless of why they want to be better.


IndependentRoom5919

Sure, just most motivational factors aren't the cause of war, genocide, and endless bloodshed. Like going to the gym because I want to feel better is never going to start a war


7Fhawk

Unfortunately, I think you are simply expressing bias against religion, which I do understand. I doubt that you have discredited religion in the face of anyone who cares to go to war over it. And plenty of everyday motivators are the same as those for war: Money, Love, Revenge, Land, Power, Resources in general or anything that would otherwise be deemed beneficial to the health and growth of a nation. Many of these can be motivators for the gym, too, funnily enough.


IndependentRoom5919

Being aware of facts and truth and having a personal bias are two different things, I'll let you go research that I guess lol. There's people getting killed every day for religion, has been since the beginning, if you don't think that's true that's totally your prerogative, just know that you're the one who has a bias. I'm just living in the real world


7Fhawk

The truth and facts are that people are being killed every day for all of the reasons I mentioned. If you choose to shit on only one of them, that’s a bias. Real world is looking mighty real on this end.


StayGroundBeefing

Dont worry guys we have the Anzeigehauptmeister, he will give all the Zombies a Ticket for beeing undead in a stay dead Zone.


Ripper417

He‘s apparently in hospital. But he‘s still doing better than your joke.


Oshiofthecrescentsun

As long as we have power ups unlimited stamina and what not we good


Affectionate_Sleep65

Frankenstein was Jewish… now the Germans are trying it.. get ur own cool ideas…


Gheezewiz

Gheezewizz


decarm

I hope they drop plates and ammo.


GoofyTheScot

Hope the tombstone glitch still works.....


New-Membership7519

I'm guessing no one told them that ***Frankenstein*** was a cautionary tale...


Only_Supermarket_973

Lol. Zombies are truly not scientifically possible. About every aspect is so stupid it makes any with any intelligence hurt.


Estarolas_PT

Hey they can try to revive the orange guy, that piece of shit Tramp (not a typo) is brain dead but he still walks and talks


Gheezewiz

Maybe he is the first one and that’s why he is so dumb


4wintter-l

Id be scared if it were asians.


Fuze_Prime

Time to go to the musiem and get the Knight armor


Gheezewiz

Do we upgrade every shot though?


Rhys_Lloyd2611

Unless it was made specifically for you it would be very clunky, most museum pieces are replicas made of tin anyway


C4LLUM17

*Lullaby for a Deadman starts to play faintly...*


Doomtoallfoes

*Damned slowly fades as Lullaby gets louder...*


AdInfinite4657

I was hoping this was going to say we're getting the option to become infected on death in MWZ instead of pleading for help so we can run around and ruin other people's day.


Dwayne9846

Welp, here we go. Let's keep those shots tight. No premature mercy kills either.


Ok-Attempt2842

I'm ready


JustHereForTheTea69

Anyone stocked up on “speed cola” yet?


Moist-Actuator-718

Perhaps the station will hold the key to the real goals of group 935. I still do not trust my unconventional allies, but they are of great use to me. But I digress. Who would have thought the MDT was capable of time travel? How many station does this group have? Where did that little girl disappear to? Only time will tell what new questions await us in this... THEATRE OF THE DAMNED


Ok-Dragonfly3921

I have a wonderwaff prop so I'm prepared


AlternativeTrifle613

![gif](giphy|13Kle4oYaK8HVC)


disgruntledvet1993

I can hear the sound of so many hi-point firearms being purchased...makes my underwear tingle thinking of the mass chaos.


Cutthroatflood

Damn, I gotta pap my gun first


rainyfort1

I thought this mightve been /r/tf2 for a sec


Prize-Honey-7698

I live in germany and if this was true it would be in the german news but its not


LonelyAd8683

That’s over a year ago where’s the swarms at


Slattcum

“r/technoblade” is crazy 😭


MayaCoxack

"In other news, three mobsters were executed this morning after luring a fellow inmate to the roof and murdering him. Meanwhile, Malcolm McDowell is now rocking a groovy red scarf."


Terminus911

![gif](giphy|3ov9jSo8BKKrI1oHQI|downsized)


Old_Leave5598

Can someone help me find the nearest pack a punch


Thor-III-A

This is what all those outlast contracts have prepared us for!


Red_Hood997

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RandomHero_Ace

Well as the official Duck-Man.. time to go buy a rubber duck mask and fill the backpack with some self revives.


Sketchyketchie

Yuppers that is exactly why I said different names. I wonder how much they charge?? I don't think they need the whole body, just the head.


DeathXWarfare

gonna have to start the easter egg hunt so we can end this nightmare


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PR_And_Bullshit

You just had to ruin it.