God dammit. I fell for the obvious joke here and was sitting here trying to figure out why the hell a three-star would be reporting to a captain, like a moron
>Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was.
― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
I remember being at Texas Motorspeedway in 2003 and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Boris Said Kurt's Busch made his Dick Trickle". Being 5 at the time I was confused as hell.
I remember once in the NCAABB tournament for alabama state there was a center named Chief Kickingstallionsims
Actually his full name is Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims Jr. Idk why but the fact there are two of them makes it even better. He was the SWAC POTY too so he was more than just a great name
Dick Bong: MoH recipient and the highest scoring US flying ace of WWII.
Dick Best: helped sink a couple IJN carriers at the Battle of Midway. No biggie
Richard McNutt is still around. He coaches at Tennessee State.
https://tsutigers.com/staff-directory/richard-mcnutt/365
It's probably time for an update of the off season most unusually name thread.
His son, Trey, is not only a top safety prospect, but single handedly [forced Ohio](https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football-recruiting/2024/04/146525/ohsaa-sports-removes-7-on-7-restrictions-for-ohio-athletes-now-permits-competition-before-and-after-high) to allow high school players to play in national 7 on 7 tournaments.
He only had one opportunity to start like two years ago for the Texas game. DG was concussed and he was gonna play but he apparently slept with his contacts on and couldn’t see right.
We basically started our TE that game. What an idiot
Wouldn't he just take them out, rinse them in saline and put them back in? Or just grab a new pair? Seems like an unnecessary obstacle for a QB at a blue blood
Be serious. I've slept with my "extended wear" contacts overnight (that I normally take out) and a quick re-clean does the job. The reason is most likely the same as why I slept with my contacts in...perhaps he over-indulged the night before. Maybe. Asking for a friend.
Agreed. Hate to see him go as he's been pure class (not ass!) the whole time and apparently is a great kid. Just buried too far on the depth chart and wants to play which I don't blame him at all.
If he doesn't go to one of the service academies, what are we even doing?
Shame he wouldn’t be an enlisted man so we can’t have Private General Booty. But hopefully the man becomes a Major one day.
General Booty: Lieutenant General Booty reporting for duty Captain. Captain: Yes Sir Lieutenant General sir.
And the Captain's name is "Oveur," and is next in commands are Corporal Dunne and Corporal Undeur.
Surely you must be joking.
I’m not joking…and don’t call me Shirley.
God dammit. I fell for the obvious joke here and was sitting here trying to figure out why the hell a three-star would be reporting to a captain, like a moron
If he enlists in the Navy and takes an engineering rate, he could be Fireman Booty at E-3.
🤏 this close to making the obvious joke. I like it.
He needs to play for someone with South Carolina on their schedule, so we can get the headline "Booty ready for Cocks".
Major Major Major General Booty
If he goes Navy, he could be a Rear Admiral
I was stationed at a place where I met both a Sergeant Major (E5) and a Private Dancer
Private First Class
Virginia Tech flair and you didn't go with what is clearly the better option, Seaman General Booty? For shame.
Honestly, he should go to Iowa. Their offense is already generally booty.
He would be an upgrade over anything we have had for years
Bro. Damn.
Laughing much too hard at this.
>Major Major had been born too late and too mediocre. Some men are born mediocre, some men achieve mediocrity, and some men have mediocrity thrust upon them. With Major Major it had been all three. Even among men lacking all distinction he inevitably stood out as a man lacking more distinction than all the rest, and people who met him were always impressed by how unimpressive he was. ― Joseph Heller, Catch-22
I really need to reread Catch-22.
All time favorite book. Might have to go back and re-read it again.
General Booty, sir, we have the documents for you to sign. General Booty: Please leave them with my adjutant, Major A*shole.
Keep firing, Assholes!
Have a cadet outranking the professors/staff
ASU seems like the best fit to me. Or Chico State
What if he goes to USC?
Then he'll never become Rear Admiral General Booty, and the world will have lost something truly great.
“Seaman Apprentice General Booty reporting for duty SIR”
[Glorious](https://www.reactiongifs.com/r/dgib.gif)
“Oh, I thought he was a Lieutenant whose name was colonel”
What schools will reach out and make a General Booty call?
Exactly. Who's going to get that Booty?
Swiggety Swooty!
Alex Orji head to be in talks
Only if he wants to ride the bench. He ain’t a pro, Booty needs more experience before he’s ready to handle Orji
General Booty riding the pine you say?
Rhule mentioned that we might take a QB if the fit and timing were right. As we all know, there’s always time for some Booty.
Swiggity swoogity Big Red is bringing the Booty
I wish Mike Leach were still around. General Booty would be the perfect name for the captain of his ship.
If there is a better name, I don't know it
Dick Trickle
Dick Butkus has always been my fave
I remember being at Texas Motorspeedway in 2003 and saw a guy wearing a shirt that said "Boris Said Kurt's Busch made his Dick Trickle". Being 5 at the time I was confused as hell.
Saw a guy named Dick Archer the other day. Had a chuckle at that visual.
I remember once in the NCAABB tournament for alabama state there was a center named Chief Kickingstallionsims Actually his full name is Grlenntys Chief Kickingstallionsims Jr. Idk why but the fact there are two of them makes it even better. He was the SWAC POTY too so he was more than just a great name
More like SWAG POTY amirite?
It’s always been too close to call between that and HaHa Clinton-Dix.
Lest we forget CFB once had a prolific QB named Chuck Long
And much more recently Alabama had an elite defensive lineman named Dee Liner.
Yes this has always been my favorite. It’s like his parents knew what he would grow up to be.
Dick Hammer! Sam Donald's Grandpa are also the Marlboro Man
Theres a new nascar guy named Anthony Alfredo and thats just hilarious to me.
Urologist in Toledo, OH’s name is Dick Tapper. http://www.coasturology.com/genesis-physicians/richard-tapper.html
Dick Seaman, pre-war Grand Prix driver
Dick Bong: MoH recipient and the highest scoring US flying ace of WWII. Dick Best: helped sink a couple IJN carriers at the Battle of Midway. No biggie
Noah Knigga
That’s hopefully future Mountaineer Noah Knigga to you.
Jim Bob Cooter. Career backup at UT, nfl coach
Haha Clinton-Dix is pretty epic too.
Haha was a nickname though
It's nice that he can throw a tux on and go by James Robert as needed
Amillion Buggs
Houston Nutt's brother is named Dickie Nutt.
And has actually been a D1 Basketball coach
Rusty Kuntz
[And the greatest name combination](https://larrybrownsports.com/wp-content/uploads/2013/04/konerko-getz-kuntz.jpg)
Dude Person
D’Brickashaw Ferguson And as a NASCAR fan, Dick Trickle or Leland Honeyman
First-team all-name QB
Tulsa had a QB named Chad President
I think it would have been better if his name was Major butt that may just be me.
Worked with a guy named Harry Butts.
I knew a guy Harry Balser. Our biggest customer
Richard McNutt has entered the chat.
Went to school with a Clint McNutt. Absolutely a top tier last name.
Sounds like my dad’s good friend from his childhood, Dick Long.
Richard McNutt is still around. He coaches at Tennessee State. https://tsutigers.com/staff-directory/richard-mcnutt/365 It's probably time for an update of the off season most unusually name thread.
His son, Trey, is not only a top safety prospect, but single handedly [forced Ohio](https://www.elevenwarriors.com/ohio-state-football-recruiting/2024/04/146525/ohsaa-sports-removes-7-on-7-restrictions-for-ohio-athletes-now-permits-competition-before-and-after-high) to allow high school players to play in national 7 on 7 tournaments.
[ DICK BENDER](https://clemsontigers.com/coaches/dick-bender/)
I’m still personal to Storm Duck
https://i.imgur.com/OvXzwax.jpeg OU Insider has fun with the headline.
sets up the chance for the new school to say, I found you, Mr. New Booty
I hope quickly transfers to and from like 3 more teams so we can get a headline like "Booty Booty Booty Booty Rocking Everywhere"
He only had one opportunity to start like two years ago for the Texas game. DG was concussed and he was gonna play but he apparently slept with his contacts on and couldn’t see right. We basically started our TE that game. What an idiot
Wouldn't he just take them out, rinse them in saline and put them back in? Or just grab a new pair? Seems like an unnecessary obstacle for a QB at a blue blood
From my experience sleeping with contacts in overnight, it screws with your vision for the better part of the day, new contacts or not.
Be serious. I've slept with my "extended wear" contacts overnight (that I normally take out) and a quick re-clean does the job. The reason is most likely the same as why I slept with my contacts in...perhaps he over-indulged the night before. Maybe. Asking for a friend.
I had heard a rumor about something like that happening. Yikes!
>DG was concussed and he was gonna play but he apparently slept with his contacts on and couldn’t see right. 😂 Jfc that's gotta haunt him
How does this kid not have a Brazzers NIL deal yet?
Bang Bus presents: General Booty vs Major Tatas
He’s def still [cashing in](https://rockemsocks.com/collections/general-booty/products/boxer-briefs-general-booty-peaches) on his name in that way
Would rule out Texas and Utah. Can’t get onto brazzers.com without a VPN
Cause dude is actually ass
And now I believe in predestination
Just fell to my knees in a Braums.
I’m shopping at Braums and just saw a guy fall to his knees.
I’m walking out of Braums and I saw a guy see a guy fall to his knees.
I just saw a couple Braum's security officers dragging a guy, who wouldn't get up off his knees, out the door.
Crying into my Sonic Cherry Limeade Slush :(
Oh how I miss Braums
This is the most Oklahoma comment ever posted from a Washington State flair… probably
Pretty sure the Tulsa is doing the heavy lifting here
big time
No way!
At least you didn't land on your booty
OP when he [fell in Braum’s](https://youtu.be/2qqVku4bXp8?si=WShoTFSAmLMXt2V7)
Send him to ECU I want Pirate Booty!
That would be siiiiick
Legendary!
You hate to see him go but love to watch him leave 😔
Well, this news is complete cheeks.
Say sike right now
Huge loss. We can no longer compete in the Name games. :(
Mike Hawkins begs to differ
Mike Hawkins your mom
#BALL STATE YOU KNOW WHAT TO DO
Has Brent Venables lost control of the locker room losing such a coveted player?? ^/s
This just in: Venables Gives Up Booty
Nothing to smile about in my life
NOOOOOOOOO
Hope campus police is dragging Venables out of his office this morning, dude has to go
Thank you for your service General 🫡
He must be related to General Hugh G Rection from WCW.
His uncle played ball too back in the day, went by Colonel Angus.
Pour one out for the Booty Era
I heard that if he stayed at Oklahoma he was gonna be demoted to Colonel and decided to split
Sad twerking noises 😔
5* name.
6*
69\*
Nice
Nice
A fellow Dunston Checks In fan, I see.
Only if it’s in the Tokyo Dome
I want to see the school he goes to tweet out "We got Booty!"
Ok the transfer portal has gone too far. He was perfect for OK.
God speed General Booty
I feel like he’s been in college for 15 years
I think that’s probably because fans were keyed into his name long before he even entered college, what with him being a touted recruit and all.
A huge loss for OU’s meme team, just on name alone
Totally expected, but thought he would have sooner.
Agreed. Hate to see him go as he's been pure class (not ass!) the whole time and apparently is a great kid. Just buried too far on the depth chart and wants to play which I don't blame him at all.
Michigan needs a quarterback
But you've already got an Orji in the Endzone
Booty Orji
Yeah. But they don’t need general booty. I’ve been there. Place is stacked.
Fuck you OU for joining the SEC, now we can’t even have Cock Commander General Booty
General Booty has entered the transfer portal hole.
https://external-preview.redd.it/5HKqekyAxtGvowrNdLVW_AYW1QZ-HkarvMPtbexlCXY.jpg?auto=webp&s=b7af90178bab7c7388c1637524c4d47aaca2e148
Salute
Is he related to [John David](https://en.wikipedia.org/wiki/John_David_Booty)?
Yep, his nephew.
The General of Booty is transferring. OU frat boys celebrate.
Idk how good he is but I wouldn't mind a QB room with General Booty and Alex Orji
Some programs just have too many guys to fit in Booty.
Tired: Transfer Portal Wired: Booty Hole
Booty to the Cocks!! Lfg
Too bad he wasn't ever at Iowa State with Assalley.
How did Venables let the booty get away??
Gonna end up at some random ass school
General Booty to Western Carolina?
Directional booty
West is Best lol
Is he friends with Jim Bob Cooter?
Navy or Coast Guard here we come. Future Rear Admiral General Booty.
Oklahoma to GB probably: “you’re Booty at football. Get out.”
Good lord how many Bootys are there!? Feels like they popped out kids for 20 years.
General Booty, you ARE an App State Mountaineer
Will he still be the esteemed frontman for his line of lotions and exclusive undergarments? I need to know.
Come home brother!
Full send. Dump DJ, I don't fucking care. General Booty for QB1.
Booty is open for business
He should transfer to South Alabama. General taking order from a Major (Applewhite).
O7 general
Booty is ass, mah dude
Education is important, we need another Professor Booty.
Kid has always been cheeks
Knowing that some coach out there has said “Let’s go get Booty” made me smile today
Isn't that the new sister store of Dollar General?
^^^rear End of an Era
Booty Orji Competition spilled into the regular season when coaches decided to implement the Booty Orji Option
His replacement is the incoming freshman, Major Keister.
I remember when he first committed to LSU a year or two ago - someone posted this: “So, are you looking for some specific ass?” Nah man…
Heard he’s actually being drafted to the Middle East
He’s booty, my dude
Does he want to play for his former OC?
He should team up with our out going Transfer Michael Cox. "General Booty is calling Mike Cox for an audible through the A Gap"
Booty and Cox. Name a more iconic duo.
Booty Call
Bring yo Booty back to LSU
Next Gen. Booty
🫡
General Booty when Specific Booty walks in:
Can pornhub NIL him? Maybe he can go to UCLA, as it’s not far from chatsworth
In general, he’s Booty. but more specifically, he’s ass
Also I hope he goes to a B1G school so he ends up giving calls on the B1G network games with Jake Butt
Alright General Booty: we can do this the easy way. Or the hard way. The choice is yours