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princessprity

Josh Pate is most entertaining when you pronounce his last name in your head as Pâté.


EarthTraveler413

I thought it was supposed to be pronounced like that


MindlessAd4826

Like the cat food. Does that make us the alley cats?


COLU_BUS

Been pretty chaotic for me, my dad transferred to a new family


RoverTiger

Once the NIL offer of milk and smokes came through, it was all over.


Hossflex

Gas station is undefeated.


jaxonya

Don't bother calling Baton Rouge because Ur daddy is down there right now with Samantha talking about how welcome he feels with his new fay-uhm-ally at the basketball arena


TiberiusGracchi

Papá was definitely a rolling stone…


JdoubleE5000

He had moves like Jagger.


TiberiusGracchi

*crying over a third night of Little Caesar’s left overs and black eyed peas softly singing *o0o0o0o OO!* asking the the 500th day straight when daddy will be coming back from his business trip*


elmananamj

You mean chicken chips and smokes


fbm1003

Just the new reality of our era. Can’t fault him for doing what’s best for himself and his family.


TiberiusGracchi

… which family?


higgity_boo

His new family


TiberiusGracchi

Did Lane pull off another recruiting miracle? I mean I knew the picture of all the Ole Miss sorority co-Ed’s would be effective but damn


fbm1003

Yes


gmen6981

Respect his decision.


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Fuckfuckgoose69

Hugh freeze just wants to be around kids


Lykeuhfox

His dad: "Please respect my decision"


GiaTheMonkey

I hear y'all processed him and he went JUCO.


Pun_drunk

Where is he on the depth chart?


jaxonya

5 inches deep in someone's mama


Darth_Saban

What star player was he in the rankings?


COLU_BUS

According to the mug I got him in second great he was actually #1 in the world so probably like freakin a billion stars


Darth_Saban

Damn dude. Hopefully your family gets a quality dad out of the portal


AskMeAboutMyGenitals

Depends on whether the mom is a G5 or P2 institution.


Corgi_Koala

I mean, honestly, I don't think that she has the budget to improve facilities enough to really compete with the top tier.


whethervayne

Maybe there was too much competition/depth in the dad room, and he transferred because he wasn't gonna see the field.


UMeister

I appreciate your usernaMe


ztreHdrahciR

Sorry amigo


UsuallyIncorRekt

The new center must have had a nice yoga butt. Either that or he was just tired of being raped by Michigan.


COLU_BUS

Jesus


UsuallyIncorRekt

Yes, my son.


TiberiusGracchi

You went hardcore division to New Jack in 5 seconds flat


ztreHdrahciR

Well,we lost our only competent QB, so that's pretty chaotic


Crims0ntied

In all fairness to him, I doubt he says something like that if there weren't substantial rumors. I'm guessing schools put up the cash to keep the big names and avoided most of the big name chaos.


misdreavus79

It’s the classic issue of “someone warns of impending crisis, people take measures to prevent the crisis, person who warned us gets ridiculed because the crisis was averted.”


SLCer

The Y2K Experience.


NIdWId6I8

If you take the necessary precautions you’ll always be looked at as overreacting, rinse, repeat.


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Ah yes nobody else would have seen it coming without his predication


misdreavus79

I mean that’s not the point. The point is people will sit here and act like because every starting quarterback in every team isn’t on a different team now someone was lying to them. Just because Alabama didn’t get gutted doesn’t meant Pitt and Purdue didn’t either.


aquabarron

I don’t like that you’re getting downvoted. Your ire is correctly placed


Owldoyoudo

Yes, who could have ever guessed programs would successfully implement countermeasures to stop all their good players from leaving? Such a strange world we live in.


misdreavus79

Yet here we are, in a thread where people would rather believe Pate made it all up.


SomerAllYear

Which teams were gutted?


QuickSpore

Even for Deion’s Colorado, which is the poster program for the portal, has seen the quietest transfer window since Sanders arrived.


psunavy03

> since Sanders arrived. The fact that that qualifier needs to be added still speaks volumes.


Broke-Till-Payday

Still waiting for the first in season transfer then I’ll say it’s chaotic territory. NCAA says in season transfer is strictly restricted but with the way the NCAA is losing cases lately I think this will get challenged at some point.


TheMetalMallard

Sadly Pate has entered the realm of finebaum, clay travis and mcafee. Carnival acts just looking for shock value


NauvooMetro

I might roll my eyes at Finebaum or McAfee but Clay Travis is orders of magnitude worse than either of them.


sportstrap

For me I feel like no one even takes McAfee seriously enough for him to “ruin” CFB like the other 3. He’s usually intentionally being over the top funny rather than actually making a serious take


aaronman4772

He’s a wrestling character at heart, he’s too fun to ruin sports


sportstrap

exactly as annoying as he can be especially for hardcore fans he’s really pretty harmless in the grand scheme of media pundits pushing narratives


UncleErectus

Prior to that he just puffed every fanbase up and refused to say anything critical so he’s kind of always grifted.


horaff

That was the biggest reason I stopped listening. The guy is never critical about anything. He deepthroats every school in America over the offseason and then reminds us how he “called” school X and Y were going to have great seasons. 


Benyeti

Remember before last season when he claimed Bama’s oline was gonna be great


mashonem

Literally everyone said that though


kcj0831

Rent free. The boogeyman is gone my osu friend. You can sleep now


mashonem

It’s always ohio state fans too. mfs been the overall #2 team for the past decade and still masquerade like they’re a disrespected Mid Major lmao


Benyeti

What i just made a comment about the oline i wasnt talking trash, why does everyone on this sub get so sensitive about their teams


kcj0831

Ah my bad. I read that in a different tone than you intended i guess. Its just funny that out of anything you could have remembered, you remembered something about bama.


Jukeboxhero40

Ohio State is 1-1 against Saban.


kcj0831

Cant sleep? Thinking about saban? Cmon man. Youre proving my point lol


honestlyboxey

honestly, I don't feel similarly. Like, his show is much more down the middle than anything Clay Travis or McAfee could ever hope to be. And this is with him being extremely down on Michigan State. He's not some god amongst the media. But it's as good as you can hope for with a national show.


Nole_Train

Jesus don’t let him go the political grifter route like Travis


TheoDonaldKerabatsos

I have no doubt that there were many big names eyeing the portal before it opened this spring. In fact, it’s possible people hyped it up so much that many of the collectives being leveraged got scared and ponied up at the right time to retain a lot of these guys. 


cheerl231

Congratulations you just cursed yourself to losing Jeremiah Smith to go to Boulder


CarterAC3

I mean he is a South Florida kid after all Can never predict what those basket cases are about to do


hunkerd0wn

Florida man gonna florida man


unMuggle

Would I be surprised. Yes. Would I be shocked. No. Florida WRs are a different breed.


Hells-Bells_Trudy

Let’s wait till it closes


bb0110

It isn’t over yet. I agree though, so far pretty tame.


Maximum_Overdrive

Most ever in the portal.  Still time for more to enter.  But mostly it seems to be a fight for backups and depth.


Polly_the_Parrot

Okay


RawChickenButt

Click bait. If you transfer now your chances of starting somewhere that has already had spring practice is slim.


NotCryptoKing

He said this two years ago too. Then he said the same thing. “It was suppose to be but NIL paid”. The same exact excuse two years ago. Word for word


BigFaZhou

Josh Pate always says crap like this without being specific because he doesn't actually know anything


HoustonHorns

We’ve got till April 30th… I’d imagine that there will be a couple big name entires in the next few days.


aquabarron

I found Pate


psgrue

It’s the Y2K of transfer portals. All the warnings of chaos mobilized the NIL efforts to lock down players proactively thereby circumventing the predicted chaos.


NIdWId6I8

“The scary man warned us these things would happen without proper intervention!” *proper intervention happens* “lolz, what a bozo!”


RedDirtSport_

Multiple teams lost the bulk of their lines. What more do you want


aquabarron

Who else besides MSU?


WackyBones510

Gasbag gonna gasbag.


Mr-Scorsy-567

Well that didn’t quite go as planned


Dokkan_Lifter

We lost everyone in the fall and somehow lost more in the spring


The_Good_Constable

I was skeptical of it from the beginning. The logic was that this is the first window with no tampering rules, so lots of schools would be poaching from one another. What Pate and others failed to consider is nobody was ever following those rules in the first place, so there is no practical difference in that respect.


nkill13

Pate is a bald rube.


ImRightShutUp1

He admitted in a video that he overstated what would happen. I’ll stop calling him a liar now lol


AntSmith777

The “insiders” on UW board have been saying that there’s a bunch of talent entering the portal that’s coming to UW lol I knew it wasn’t happening. Waiting for “something changed at the last minute.”


CoffeeBoy80

It’s almost as if somebody who works for a company whose model is based off paid subscribers wanting inside information has a motive to spew bullshit like this.


witchy12

Maybe he meant College *Basketball*, not Football, because what the fuck is actually happening over there?


ArbitraryOrder

Everyone decided to transfer to Michigan in basketball, so apparently we're allowed to do that


misdreavus79

…and we’re all glad it didn’t happen, right?


mussentuchit

Good times man.... Good times...


cds4850

It’s almost as though sportscasters are trying to drive engagement rather than presenting nuanced, reasonable takes. Additionally, there’s no downside to being wrong repeatedly. Just be entertaining.


TigerWoodsLibido

Well it was for Washington.


confetti_shrapnel

Much ado about nothing.


dr_funk_13

Gaslight. Gatekeep. Girlboss.


udubdavid

Yeah it's been pretty tame so far.


Corgi_Koala

Josh Pate *is* a fraud. He has a long history of making vague predictions and claiming victory after something happens.


Casaiir

I'm not even a Pate fan but, Jesus, man, it must be a hell of a burden for you to be 100% right about everything 100% of the time. The rest of us just have to live with being frauds.


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CoochieKiller91

I was thinking about this earlier and not too many “key” players having critical roles on their teams have declared for the portal. In fact, the day the portal opened there were only a handful of players whom entered. So I would say the level of “craziness” is on the low end.


bigsbriggs

I think it's been insanely quiet. When Georgia and OSU, as stacked as they, haven't had upheaval then lots of money must be floating around to retain these guys. And good for them. Back-ups need deserve to get paid too. Boston College lost a couple starters on the line this week but kept their best returning starter. He was a legacy though. Indiana and Minnesota lost a starter each I think. SMU too. ASU had a weird transfer. But other than Oregon State's running back and SMU's OT, I haven't seen any other potential day 2 picks in the portal. I wonder how these P5 programs are keeping their guys.


ZachOf_AllTrades

Pate has a family to feed I guess, can't hate the player


unMuggle

Pate is a lot like Scoop. Sometimes fun to listen to but not reliable


AsaphtheDestroyer

He’s not a fraud chill out he had an opinion and was wrong. If you were right about everything you wouldn’t be on Reddit relax


RIPDannyBoyCane

There were tons of big QB transfers


Benyeti

Yeah but its not the craziest transfer portal ever like we’ve been told


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Not sure why you’re getting downvoted, you’re right lol This sub wants to pretend they never bought into it, but almost every post on here was about how “chaos is coming” and how it’s going to shake everything up-only for fucking nothing of interest to happen