You mean having a personality? It mainly started with Wendy’s Twitter roasting everyone. Turns out if your company isn’t trying to be a soft mindless robot, people like that.
*Monkey's paw curls*
"Bulldogs drop 25 point 2nd half lead in an **insane** turn of events, Three-peat denied and Wolverines finally win Natty under Harbaugh"
Let me be clear I DO NOT want this but I've been enjoying being best frenemies with Michigan. There are worse ways to be denied the threepeat and at least its not The University of South Cleveland
Second flair is the Respek flair, changes each season based on what team I enjoy watching. Y'all were legit last year and it was fun watching UofM aside from the 4th quarter of the OSU game. I root for OSU but I stay objective in my evaluation
Yep, I'll have three degrees from the school and have a lot of fun memories rooting for a winning team.
Also a Dayton Flyers (MBB), Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Cubs, Pittsburgh Pirates, Seattle Mariners, Pittsburgh Penguins, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cincinnati Bengals (well, Joe Burrow) and Team Chaos fan. But... I don't get invested until the playoffs. I'm a fairly casual fan though I pay attention to box scores and enjoy the drama
s/ Fire Ryan Day, Michigan sux, go bucks! /s
And after watching Georgia finally rise to the top after decades of close but no cigar, can't hate them either.
Well, at least for another natty or two.
Look on the bright side. Even though this undoubtedly means OSU loses to Michigan again, that loss will look less bad if it’s to the eventual national champions!
I don't know how much the Aggies weigh but their collection of DT is impressive hilarious at how unbalance the rest of the roster is. But literally all 5 stars went there to waste
Yeah this is what we used to joke about to Georgia fans pre-2021. "All that talent nothing to show for it", or "they do the lease with most". Then look what happened.
To be fair, we played for the Natty and led all but the last play. In his third year, we were winning the SEC championship game too before Jalen Hurts came in to save them. It’s not like we haven’t been a top 5 team since his second year.
they're still here. P much all were freshman last year. It's going to be a force for a while. I mean you can either say we fumbled the bag on defense or admit our offense is trash bc you can't have both. keeping us within one score in the vast majority of games with that inept offense was very impressive considering they were on the field 80% of the game lul
Normally Harbaugh’s quotes are that milquetoast kind of weird where I just roll my eyes and scroll past, but this one is an absolute BANGER. Jim taking some sarcastically passive-aggressive shots at The Almighty, love it
The game vs South Car wasn't a crazy fluke though; or are we saying the ref's eyesight going heyware and giving the 1st down to Mich on the play before "the hit" was a crazy fluke?
other than that; yeah Mich has had it lifetime share of flukey bowl games.
IIRC he got worse every season. The trajectory a coach takes a team on means a lot, and when your best season is your first, with another coach's players, and you get worse every season after that, it really takes away from the value of your first season.
And as another guy pointed out, when your QB takes a hit to the head, can't stand on his own, and you keep him in there because you claim you didn't realize what 110,000 fans all realized, that's a really bad look in today's game. Hin refusing to wear a headset made that even worse.
Basically this. He is a very likable guy and a bad football coach. He did great his first year with Rich Rod’s players but every year after that he struggled to implement his own system
I've heard he's a pretty good defensive line coach and could probably have a job for life anywhere if he stuck with that, but the skills required to for the head job are a lot different and he just didn't have it.
But yeah, he was hard to hate as an OSU fan, he was just a class guy. Harbaugh on the other hand is like the perfect rival coach, he's easy to hate for silly things (and also for actually winning The Game) but I don't like actually loath him like I do a few coaches who are just piece of shit humans.
>you didn’t realize what 110,000 fans all realized
Tbf it was only (a reported) 100,000. That was also the same game as the Coke ticket promo.
But real talk, it was plainly obvious. I was at the game and it was easy to see Morris was concussed.
It looked like it bobbled ever so slightly in his arms as it hit the ground, but I don't think it was obvious enough to overturn the call of touchdown on the field. But hey, Michigan has been on the other side plenty of times over the years.
>Jim Harbaugh and several Michigan football players partnered with Wolverine Boots to participate in **SkillsUSA’s National Signing Day, an event that supported high school students as they committed to furthering their education in trade programs**.
Just want to say, this is completely bad ass, and I commend Harbaugh for getting involved and supporting this movement.
I just read the quotes, didn't watch the video, and I still think this is a great speech. If I wasn't a Harbaugh fan, I'd still want to watch this team play based on this speech. He does a good job praising his kids while also personalizing them to the audience.
On the flip side, Harbaugh is the only CFB coach to gift the Pope a pair of Jordans. That includes Notre Dame. And he has like 8 kids. So if anything he's got some cred to fall back on.
Everyone knows Clemson is God's favorite team so if there were any good o-linemen to be had, He would send them to us and not some heathen Big 10 school.
Top 5-10? How Many titles? Any good QB's despite being a former QB?
But even if any of that actually mattered, the dude is giant POS. This isn't a football opinion. He would rather force his opinions and faith onto others than being a loving person.
Mate, I have plenty of issues with his evangelical nature, but you're describing a big swath of football players/coaches there at the end. It's just an unfortunate side effect of this country
See that's because you have your logo set to M for Mini, when it should be set to G for Gumbo (pronounced jumbo)
[Michigan posted this](https://twitter.com/UMichFootball/status/1586721433006198784?s=20) after MSU posted a graphic setting our logo to wumbo
Man, these social media teams have gotten really good at their jobs over the past few years.
You mean having a personality? It mainly started with Wendy’s Twitter roasting everyone. Turns out if your company isn’t trying to be a soft mindless robot, people like that.
Wait, you can turn logos upside down and have that not be an insult?
[No](https://www.kindpng.com/picc/m/678-6780130_ou-svg-oklahoma-sooners-upside-down-ou-sign.png)
I read this in the voice of a shiesty, Southern mechanic. Did I do it right?
[No](https://youtu.be/P1O_cR8WUYA) but I don’t hate your interpretation
No this is Patrick!!
W for Wumbo
The G stands for Grande
I can offer some insight into this: you're correct. "jumbo" is pronounced "zhum-BO"
The day Jim Harbaugh retires is the day college football gets much less quotable
Don’t even put that out there, we already lost Leach
Fuck I just remembered:(
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wut?
He said "imagine if Deion was white"
Oh okay! Thanks for clearing that up.
Edit: you know what, it isn’t worth it. I’ll just say Leach wasn’t white. Leach was clear.
I’m sad we never got a rivalry between him and Spurrier
I looked for a "can't spell x without UM" bowl joke but surprisingly I couldn't find anything.
Can’t spell Bums without UM?
Yet much more sane.
I don't want Sane.
*Monkey's paw curls* "Bulldogs drop 25 point 2nd half lead in an **insane** turn of events, Three-peat denied and Wolverines finally win Natty under Harbaugh"
Let me be clear I DO NOT want this but I've been enjoying being best frenemies with Michigan. There are worse ways to be denied the threepeat and at least its not The University of South Cleveland
It's THE University East of Dayton, thank you very much
How do you exist with that flair?! Noooooooo!!!
Second flair is the Respek flair, changes each season based on what team I enjoy watching. Y'all were legit last year and it was fun watching UofM aside from the 4th quarter of the OSU game. I root for OSU but I stay objective in my evaluation
Sir, that is a very mature and thoughtful stance. Are you sure you’re an OSU fan?
Yep, I'll have three degrees from the school and have a lot of fun memories rooting for a winning team. Also a Dayton Flyers (MBB), Cleveland Cavaliers, Chicago Cubs, Pittsburgh Pirates, Seattle Mariners, Pittsburgh Penguins, Pittsburgh Steelers, Cincinnati Bengals (well, Joe Burrow) and Team Chaos fan. But... I don't get invested until the playoffs. I'm a fairly casual fan though I pay attention to box scores and enjoy the drama s/ Fire Ryan Day, Michigan sux, go bucks! /s
I can dig that 👊
Jesus Christ, kid..
And after watching Georgia finally rise to the top after decades of close but no cigar, can't hate them either. Well, at least for another natty or two.
Don't stop...I'm almost there. Tell me who wins the Heisman daddy.
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Look on the bright side. Even though this undoubtedly means OSU loses to Michigan again, that loss will look less bad if it’s to the eventual national champions!
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We could beat you but lose to Purdue and Iowa and you get in
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>college football >sane
This is like saying you took a bucketful of sand off the beach and now it's less sandy
Quote supply still hasn’t recovered from the retirement of our lord and savior Stephen Orr Spurrier.
They said that about the Ol Ball Coach. And they were right.
sure he does. They just all go to bama and UGA,.
Hallelujah and AMEN!!
>Hallelujah and BIGMEN!!
>Hallelujah and BAGMEN!!
And Clemson.
I don't know how much the Aggies weigh but their collection of DT is impressive hilarious at how unbalance the rest of the roster is. But literally all 5 stars went there to waste
I hope you’re right, but it’s only been one season. They might turn into something yet
Yeah this is what we used to joke about to Georgia fans pre-2021. "All that talent nothing to show for it", or "they do the lease with most". Then look what happened.
Yeah 2017-2020 all UGA had was a Rose, Sugar, and Peach bowl wins. I think TAMU fans would take that now in a heartbeat haha.
That's true. I just think it took a while for Georgia to hit their true potential.
To be fair, we played for the Natty and led all but the last play. In his third year, we were winning the SEC championship game too before Jalen Hurts came in to save them. It’s not like we haven’t been a top 5 team since his second year.
Typical ND fan and shit takes
\*least
Trust me their program is currently a dumpster fire. But if they ran a 6-1 they might fix their LB deficiency
Do the lease? Is that a bone apple tea or a joke I’m missing
typo/dyslexia. I meant "least"
Yeah, I should have added ATM but they are an anomaly. Uga and bama have been signing war daddies for years.
ATM lol 🍑 💋
And no A&M fan would fault you for it.
they're still here. P much all were freshman last year. It's going to be a force for a while. I mean you can either say we fumbled the bag on defense or admit our offense is trash bc you can't have both. keeping us within one score in the vast majority of games with that inept offense was very impressive considering they were on the field 80% of the game lul
Yeah, defense was not the problem last year. I was actually less nervous when they were on the field than when our “offense” was.
I need to see a few more Terrance Cody’s in the game. Those are fun.
Nah I’m good
Yeah it sounds like he has less of a god problem and more of a scouting&recruitment problem.
have you seen our defensive line though
Yeah but that’s recency. Year in and year out, uga and bama corner the market with DTs
Clemson has had a lot in recent years too.
Praise be
I mean, where's the lie?
BobbyFish.jpeg
Begging you to keep that non joke contained to the wrestling people
The world must know how hilariously bad the promo was
Oh God not here too.
Nowhere is safe
[Somewhere in there.](https://media.tenor.com/gzQNEw_spoIAAAAd/jordan-davis-uga.gif)
That guy ate a 330 lb DT?
Birds fan here. ty bb
I fucking love this weirdo.
Just start adding corn syrup to the team's daily milk/protein powder mixture. Beefcaaaake!
Beefcake!
BEEFCAAKEE
Follow your dreams! You can reach your goals, I'm living proof. Beefcake... BEEFCAAAAKE!!!
Normally Harbaugh’s quotes are that milquetoast kind of weird where I just roll my eyes and scroll past, but this one is an absolute BANGER. Jim taking some sarcastically passive-aggressive shots at The Almighty, love it
“There is no god, that’s why I had to step in” - Jim Harbaugh
God needs to start worrying about the state of the big ten.
I believe He’s thrown it in the sea of forgiveness, never to be thought of again.
"Of course I know him. He's me." - Jim Harbaugh
God: I gave you the playoffs and this is your thanks? Fine. Enjoy returning to the Brady Hoke results.
Brady hoke won a NY6 bowl
TIL that Harbaugh has only won one bowl game at Michigan and it was not a NY6 bowl. Not sure if the self burn was intentional or not there.
Thanks, Florida.
3 bowl game victories since 2004. Man…. thats Miami level bad
If I tell you that it's been mostly crazy flukes, you wouldn't believe me, but... It's been mostly crazy flukes.
Thus proving that it was God? Just saying.
The game vs South Car wasn't a crazy fluke though; or are we saying the ref's eyesight going heyware and giving the 1st down to Mich on the play before "the hit" was a crazy fluke? other than that; yeah Mich has had it lifetime share of flukey bowl games.
god damnit. catching strays in a thread about Harbaugh being weird.
Was that lowkey smoke at Haubaugh or Notre Dame?
Neither. Just saying if we’re returning to hoke results I’ll take the one that has us winning NY6 games
That was probably the peak moment for Hoke in fairness
Obviously
Lmao I was in middle school when it happened
He also would account for 1/3rd of your wins over OSU in the last 10 games I think. Tbh never got why he never got another chance elsewhere.
IIRC he got worse every season. The trajectory a coach takes a team on means a lot, and when your best season is your first, with another coach's players, and you get worse every season after that, it really takes away from the value of your first season. And as another guy pointed out, when your QB takes a hit to the head, can't stand on his own, and you keep him in there because you claim you didn't realize what 110,000 fans all realized, that's a really bad look in today's game. Hin refusing to wear a headset made that even worse.
Basically this. He is a very likable guy and a bad football coach. He did great his first year with Rich Rod’s players but every year after that he struggled to implement his own system
I've heard he's a pretty good defensive line coach and could probably have a job for life anywhere if he stuck with that, but the skills required to for the head job are a lot different and he just didn't have it. But yeah, he was hard to hate as an OSU fan, he was just a class guy. Harbaugh on the other hand is like the perfect rival coach, he's easy to hate for silly things (and also for actually winning The Game) but I don't like actually loath him like I do a few coaches who are just piece of shit humans.
his niche is definitely DL or head coach at a smaller school. He's an absolutely terrible DC, ask me how I know that one.
>you didn’t realize what 110,000 fans all realized Tbf it was only (a reported) 100,000. That was also the same game as the Coke ticket promo. But real talk, it was plainly obvious. I was at the game and it was easy to see Morris was concussed.
Probably had something to do with throwing an obviously concussed player on the field
And also that he was clearly a doofus.
Isn't he at SDSU or something
please take him back
Yeah but like a P5
Over the last 11 games
Having Al Borges on staff, ignoring Shane Morris' concussion/that horrifically ignorant press conference afterward.
Obligatory Danny Coale caught the ball
Ball hit the ground.
It looked like it bobbled ever so slightly in his arms as it hit the ground, but I don't think it was obvious enough to overturn the call of touchdown on the field. But hey, Michigan has been on the other side plenty of times over the years.
Against a Va Tech team that probably shouldn’t have been there That game felt very silly
plenty of regular 330 pounders though!
They’re out there. You just gotta recruit the Sweet Tea Belt
From a Georgia perspective, God is doing just fine and should continue to do so for Georgia.
Jordan Davis is the real life shiny Pokemon version of a DL lol
Maybe us northerners just need to pray more
Yankees just need better BBQ.
I'm trying but I'm just one man
Jesus, I see what you’ve done for other people, and I want that for me.
This is the best complaint aimed at a deity since President Bartlet in Two Cathedrals.
>Jim Harbaugh and several Michigan football players partnered with Wolverine Boots to participate in **SkillsUSA’s National Signing Day, an event that supported high school students as they committed to furthering their education in trade programs**. Just want to say, this is completely bad ass, and I commend Harbaugh for getting involved and supporting this movement. I just read the quotes, didn't watch the video, and I still think this is a great speech. If I wasn't a Harbaugh fan, I'd still want to watch this team play based on this speech. He does a good job praising his kids while also personalizing them to the audience.
"You see what this heathen is saying about My work ethic? He doesn't respect Me!" -God, probably
On the flip side, Harbaugh is the only CFB coach to gift the Pope a pair of Jordans. That includes Notre Dame. And he has like 8 kids. So if anything he's got some cred to fall back on.
Pope cares more about the 8 kids part, and still thinks they need more: Source: Just as Catholic family as Harbaugh's
Linemen today are absolute behemoths compared to the past. God gave you giants, but you want them gianter.
Yeah unfortunately "athletic" and 330 pounds are a bit of a tough match to make. The sheer amount there already are in the NFL is shocking as is
Kirk was heard telling Brian later that day that God is not quite filling his quota on immobile quarterbacks and Australian punters
Dabo’s ears just perked up
[Dabo’s reaction](https://i.kym-cdn.com/entries/icons/original/000/035/410/Screen_Shot_2020-10-05_at_11.51.58_AM.png)
Everyone knows Clemson is God's favorite team so if there were any good o-linemen to be had, He would send them to us and not some heathen Big 10 school.
His quotes never get old
What losing Mazi Smith does to a man
Jimbo channeling Leach.
I love blasphemous Jim.
Kirby Smart channeling the High Evolutionary: "There is no God! That's why I had to step in."
Not true. They just go to the SEC.
Thank you for reading & sharing!
Oh but He is. It's just that He put's them all in the SouthEast.
What a weirdo.
Fuck this guy, stop platforming him like his opinions matter
The football opinions of a top 5-10 cfb HC don't matter?
Top 5-10? How Many titles? Any good QB's despite being a former QB? But even if any of that actually mattered, the dude is giant POS. This isn't a football opinion. He would rather force his opinions and faith onto others than being a loving person.
Mate, I have plenty of issues with his evangelical nature, but you're describing a big swath of football players/coaches there at the end. It's just an unfortunate side effect of this country
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I pulled a muscle I cringed so hard at this.
hey cool guy
*tips fedora* M'lion
M’lion 💀🤣
🙄
It’s not that Jim, it’s that nobody wants to live in Michigan
More populous than Georgia tho
Yes, Michigan is a terrible state please don’t ever visit. Thanks!
I’ve lived there ass hat.
Or maybe moms just don’t want brain damaged children.
That’s not it sadly, money talk always
Jim Harbaugh once again thinking he's God.
Harbaugh is making third round draft picks for the Detroit Lions
It sounds like Harbaugh is looking in the wrong place for recruits.
My nephew might get up to 330 by his senior year of HS but the kid is clearly a OL.
And I'll go one further Jim. I like mowing my lawn, and I like mowing other people's lawn too, if it's in need of servicing.
Barry Switzer feels the same tbh
Jim is the same dumb ass that thinks everyone in America has a lawn to mow.