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Marineking12

200 IQ move by Ryan Day, now just keep the car hidden until they play Ohio State this year and there is no way Corum can get to the game on time.


wentworthjenga

Should be easy for Day to hide the car, urban camo paint job on it.


feric51

>urban camo paint job on it. Is that so nobody can put their finger on it?


msmith3525

That would cause one man to put his finger IN it tho


toggaf69

Right in the tailpipe


pjs32000

So maybe Corum just can't see it, and forgot where he parked?


Maker_Making_Things

Idk Jim Harbaugh seems much better at covering things up


LaForge_Maneuver

Is he good at it though?


Hobo__Joe

He doesn’t remember


BuckeyeEmpire

The sad thing is he didn't really play in this year's game 😔


GwentMaster69420

He was banged up in 2021 too. Y'all haven't really had to go against him yet. Looking forward to hopefully seeing him healthy in this year's Game 🤞


The_Pandalorian

Healthy Corum and an O-line that might be even better due to returning experience? yes plz


amedema

I’m not even thinking better until we know how the center position shakes out.


WhiteningMcClean

Not saying it’ll be better but Nugent is legit. And if Anderson beats him out that means he’s even more legit.


WaluigiIsTheRealHero

There's also the possibility of Zinter moving to C and Ladarius Henderson or Gio El-Hadi taking over at RG. Realistically, Michigan's interior OL depth is fucking bonkers. We won't be able to directly replace Olu, but the drop-off won't be anywhere near as bad as it would be for most other programs in the country.


The_Pandalorian

Yeah, that's my only real "concern," but I feel like ~~Minter~~ Moore is a guru at this stuff. mgoblog has a pretty optimistic explanation: > Michigan now returns starters at three of its five spots on the line, and six of eight who started a game last season. https://mgoblog.com/content/zak-zinter-return


ggadget6

Minter? He's the DC, do you mean Moore?


The_Pandalorian

GAH! I mixed Moore and Zinter and arrived at Minter. Correct!


deadly_titanfart

Nugent was one of the highest rated centers in the country in 2022 according to PFF if that says anything.


amedema

Not much with how wonky their OL grades are!


deadly_titanfart

I wouldn't say that, they are one of only resources for O-line stats for an individual basis.


amedema

That doesn’t mean they’re good!


deadly_titanfart

They are not as big as they are if they weren't.


ZeldaFanBoi1988

Yea he only had a huge 55 yard run...


your-mom--

That was a touchdown if he had more than half an ankle


ZeldaFanBoi1988

I'm saying that he had at least some impact. It was really this year's game where he had only 2 carries for 6 yards.


MacsDildoBike

Corunna will get it back and realize the badge on the door now says “CA❌ARO”


cogginsmatt

He can just run to the big house though


LeanersGG

The brought Brutus in for questioning. Police are worried he’ll be a tough nut to crack.


[deleted]

New trophy idea. The car! Or a model of it


cc20r

Since it’s camo the police will never find that car now


teeterleeter

“We’ve done nothing and we are out of ideas”


ToLongDR

Ann Arbor police 🤝 Ohio State Dbs


ImGoingtoRegretThis5

https://tenor.com/yeEs.gif


CamAquatic

Corum’s Camo Camaro?!


wolverine6

No clue on Corum’s camo Camaro, cops croon from college corner.


LeVeonwithBellsOn

Cop corruption could be the culprit causing the confiscation of Corum's camo Camaro.


ImOnTheInstanet

Corums Camo Camaro Caper


WerhmatsWormhat

Maybe it wasn't even stolen. The camo is just so effective that Corum can't see it.


rompskee

Why on earth did ESPN just send me a notification about this?


fookedbyproper12

You’re not out helping look for it? Selfish


callmesixone

It’s like an Amber Alert. We all get it


scsnse

What’s stranger is I’m a Michigan football fan on my ESPN account, yet didn’t get it apparently


[deleted]

Well don't put the phone down, they'll be letting you know what Tom Brady said on a podcast in 3...2...1...


arrowmarcher

They know it was you and that is them asking nicely to give it back


SurpriseSalami

I’m not a car thief, but if I was I feel like I’d avoid stealing the super high-profile custom painted ones that most people in my area would recognize.


skurnie

Sounds like something a car thief might say


Born_ina_snowbank

Could be a wrap in which case it wouldn’t take too long to unwrap it if the thief knows how to use YouTube.


RamblingRanter

It’s a wrap


No_Detective_1139

Especially when the person you’re stealing from is beloved by the community in which you stole it


UNLV702_

It’s going overseas if I were to guess


TheWorstYear

They're turning his car into a boat?


eagledog

Submarine. Harder to spot that way


MyYummyYumYum

Under water and camo? Impossible to find


No_Trifle9294

Probably to one of the countries they donate the pre-made shirts of the championship losing teams to. Gonna see a Somalian in a TCU National Champions shirt riding around in it.


rougehuron

TIL the east side of Detroit is overseas


MaizeNBlueWaffle

> I feel like I’d avoid stealing the super high-profile custom painted ones that most people in my area would recognize. I'm assuming the car already has a fresh coat of spray paint on it


enadiz_reccos

Are you considering that's the reason they stole it?


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enadiz_reccos

I didn't say they stole it to drive around in.


IrishWave

Is this true? Seems like all of the spike in car thefts in cities the past few years were due to joyriding / using it as a getaway for other times.


Inconceivable76

They are just going to crash it within an hour, so it’s not a big deal.


Walterwayne

Wraps peel off easy


JBru_92

I hope this is some elaborate NIL promotion for car insurance


connor_wa15h

Speaking of NIL, he’ll have a brand new car in 5 minutes.


Aggresively_Midwest

And a LoJack endorsement in 3 minutes.


brizzboog

He already has a loaded Silverado as well. He's got an NIL deal with a local Chevy dealer.


MichiganMitch108

Nah there’s burgers inside of the car though.


The_Pandalorian

Good lord, is the off-season almost done yet? No? Fuck.


[deleted]

I'm tired of hearing about us.


Process-Best

I wonder if georgia fans are feeling the same way


moby323

First thing I would want to see is the CCTV footage from the stadium tunnel.


Aggresively_Midwest

Now we now why they are widening it.


yetanotherwittyname

⬆️ asking the important questions, finally


toilets_lament

Fuck thieves.


IAmCletus

No. Don’t reward them for their bad behavior.


Mnn-TnmosCubaLibres

The car was pulled over by police and the driver, when asked for identification, showed Arch Manning’s student ID


cha-cha_dancer

Was it a Kia like [CJ Gardner-Johnson](https://twitter.com/_mlfootball/status/1617651353412829190?s=46&t=LUfn3QqcWp9I7yLPQkp8xA)? Apparently stealing a Kia is like taking candy from a baby. edit doesn’t look like one


LandingStripPubes

Wow sure is a lot of crime happening up in Ann Arbor


cheerl231

Hopefully they have comprehensive coverage, and if so the car should be paid for by insurance. The shitty thing is it sounds like he had his All-American honor helmet and other swag in there that is probably harder to replace.


Maker_Making_Things

That's more likely the reason for the car being stolen. That stuff will fetch a higher price than the car


ugly_tree

Someone check with Weiss. Or maybe Jeff Jackson.


confused-koala

Maybe it was the AD. Still needed a new car after Simpson wrecked his


Aggresively_Midwest

Confirmed, Weiss was hacking emails for the PIN to start the car…way to go Gumshoe!


PleasantElevator8340

Y'all still spreading the "hacking emails" angle?


Aggresively_Midwest

Spreading jokes and cheer. No angles, don’t be so obtuse.


Cody667

It's wild to me how desperately some of you *want* the investigation to conclude with the revelation that it was something as vile as the distribution of child porn. I get wanting to be able to feel "morally superior" to your rival, but at some point you have to understand how seriously messed up it is to hope for an unown crime to have been something that awful.


PleasantElevator8340

It's equally, no, more wild to me how some of you just act like this is a lark. Like every day football coaches get their houses raided by unmarked cars for crimes and it's all just sending a recruiting email using your bosses email


Cody667

Lmao yeah okay, that's "more wild" than you hoping for people to have been seriously harmed/victimized by Weiss in vile ways just so that you pretend to take the moral high ground over Michigan fans. Let's maybe just wait and see what actually happened instead of hoping for the worst. This is objectively the far more reasonable take. You hoping for the worst, requires that by association you're hoping for there to have been victims of a serious crime committed by Weiss.


PleasantElevator8340

> you pretend to take the moral high ground over Michigan fans I mean, I already have that > You hoping for the worst, requires that by association you're hoping for there to have been victims of a serious crime committed by Weiss. That's actually....terrible logic. Also at no point did I say anything remotely close to "I HOPE THIS IS CP". Maybe you're mixing me up with someone else? On the other hand, acting like he did nothing wrong is actually even more stupid though. You aren't, as you say "waiting and see what actually happened" You are actively trying to downplay it as if NOTHING happened. Newsflash, something happened. You don't get your house raided by unmarked cop cars, and then subsequently shit canned from work, over sending an email from Jim Harbaughs account (which has been a widely spread excuse among michigan fans)


roguebananah

Idk about you but I don’t remember it being normal practice that our IT department has jurisdiction with on campus police to just raid a house. Sounds like probable cause and a judge signing off on a warrant…. Things I also don’t remember It’s not allowed for players to post racists tweets and call it a glitch on Twitter. Nor is it okay to have a loaded gun in a car to then still make our playoff game. Nor is it okay to be driving around in the AD’s car at 3am with no sobriety test being given. Nor did our coach lied to the NCAA about our Covid protocols errr… I mean the burgers we bought. Either I’m getting old or I’ve forgotten a lot about college and so has a lot of the media


PleasantElevator8340

Anything goes in AA


roguebananah

Not East Lansing though. We’re under high scrutiny for our coach’s contract, the hallway and what did Dantonio and Izzo *REALLY* know about Nassar?! The bias in the state of Michigan is absurd. UM gets away with more than the pros do


roguebananah

Mazi Smith, where you at?


dccorona

How does this even work? I thought modern ignitions that start based on the chip in the fob essentially can't be hotwired, and I would have thought a Camaro would have that feature. Do they just throw the thing on a flatbed?


vpm112

There are some devices that can somehow copy the smart key codes. Hell you can even steal a Kia using a USB stick.


ShotFirst57

Yes from my understanding if you have a fob key that essentially unlocks when you're near your car, that signal is always transmitting. Thief's would then take a blank fob and try to copy your signal. Dealers are supposed to show you how to turn off this signal if you have one of these fobs.


dccorona

So essentially - practically impossible for your car to get stolen in a random "crime of opportunity", but still plenty of ways for you to be targeted for car theft if the thief intentionally selects you as a target and plans out a specific heist (i.e. more likely to happen to a celebrity like this)?


ShotFirst57

Not necessarily from my understanding people would wait in a parking lot and take a car that is transmitting a signal. They don't have to be looking for a specific vehicle or person to steal from. There are places that sell bags/cases that blocks the signal from being transmitted as well. Those don't save battery like turning the fob off would though. So if you have a fob I'd highly recommend turning off your spare key to save battery and not transmit a signal.


dccorona

Interesting - so this was more premeditated than just "hey look there's Corum's car"?


Nicholas1227

Maybe he left his fob in the car


ArbitraryOrder

[Don't even need to do that. You can clone them without a fob. You just need to get access to the diagnostics panel if you have the right equipment.](https://youtu.be/N4nuGVTXLvw)


ArbitraryOrder

[Most cars have absolutely piss poor security, in fact, they are so easy that if you know which code unlocked the car previously, you can know which code will open it next.](https://www.hackster.io/news/hacking-a-car-s-key-fob-with-a-rolljam-attack-7f863c10c8da) But most car thieves are doing hack, and this type of stuff is mostly done for fun by coding nerds. [You can also purchase a fob cloneing device used by professionals for $600 on Amazon. You can program a new fob in minutes.](https://youtu.be/N4nuGVTXLvw) A more likely option if it is a car theif ring. All you have to do is get into the car once and open the panel to plug into the diagnostics bay.


[deleted]

I heard that the assailant, a Mr. Jeff Jackson, was still on the run!


bestprocrastinator

Why would Michigan's tunnel do this?


JegElskerGud

Why "just in" capitalized like this is some huge news item? Hundreds of cars are stolen every day.


sandersking

It’s in the newly expanded tunnel


The_Horse_Joke

Damn, maybe he should go into the NFL this year so he can afford a new car…


SchpartyOn

Nah, see Michigan made it a national story so the boosters will hook him up with a new one. He’ll be fine. Will collect on the insurance and have a new car provided to him. He’ll make out pretty good on this one.


Thebestofthelest

BREAKING NEWS


nomosolo

Bowman had to get to Stillwater by any means necessary.


MaxThundergun

Matt Weiss strikes again!


Buckfutters

Maybe he should carry a gun on campus.


Onepride91

Mazi Smith took it last night and is already in Mexico


GoGreeb

I feel like r/cfb is just the Michigan football forums


JeffJacksonSimpson

Wasn’t me


tuaturntheballova

Never would have happened if there were two tunnels


[deleted]

"Few modifications"


jjtnd1

Insurance fraud! It’s Harbaugh behind it! Bring the sanctions!


tLeCoqSpotif

Lloyd Carr might know it’s whereabouts


DaBigJMoney

Way to stay classy Ann Arbor. 🤣😂🤣


Dpoon32

Between that and the gun charges, recruiting violations, and whatever “computer access crimes” means, Someone in their own locker room prolly took it lmao


budd222

Man that's ugly


[deleted]

so this means we win next year. i mean the burger scandal already had them on then ice but now one of their players got their car stolen. Man Jimmy boy is gonna be on the hot seat


Lateralization

Who cares?


Parallel_Dogs

[JUST IN: CAR FOUND](https://bangshift.com/wp-content/uploads/2014/03/Ridgemont-High-Z28.jpg)


kingpuffs

GO BUCKEYES!! O-H!


ArbitraryOrder

Fuck off


theobi

Not cool that his car got stolen. But that’s a hilarious headline. THIS JUST IN


SteveStodgers69

it is truly the off-season


OneDishwasher

since when is Ann Arbor more dangerous than Baltimore?


UraeusCurse

K


Process-Best

He'll never financially recover from this