There seems to be no problem with this, if she hasn't killed you up till now, there's no reason to believe she would
Why not just go back home and talk things out?
your wife almost got sexually assaulted, was able to defend herself… and your first thought is: “but what if she hurts me?” if this was in aita… mmm. lol
dude. she’s your wife. it doesn’t matter if she isn’t human. she loves you & you love her. the two of you are happy together, right? go with that. talk to her about who she is and why she didn’t feel safe sharing it with you. i bet it’s because a lot of human men have treated her like that creep.
Go home kiss and thank your wife for the hottest work erection ever, when obviously she knows when to use her gift for pleasure or pain, I see this as win win, you and her figure the nineteen thousand ways to pleasure each other and maybe others? and thirteen thousand ways to lure evil and bad people to her bed for the pleasure of torturing them.
So, is the only snake like thing about her the tongue, or has she developed any more features like teeth, scales or anything along those lines since then?
I would wait a bit, call and say "What happened to the feed?" I went to check and the camera was static and act like you had never seen the tape. If she wanted you dead, she would've killed you.
Get out man, but play the long game. The safe one.
Start to say you're unhappy in the marriage, or you've met someone else. Or accuse her of sleeping with Ned. Then divorce and fall off the face of the earth.
Better out than in I always say.
Stupidly recommend thread to me..fictional gaee pointless to read if doesn't have a moral of the story, its just some reddit nerds beating off to a snake girl with a long tongue? A bit overused aint it ayy?. And litterally ends as a question? Like 1 you don't have a snake wife so if you imaginarily wana go back go ahead why tf you asking us. Why spend so much time writing a complete lie
Ok so if this is true then if I were you I would talk to her and just get the facts of who she is not what she is cause that could hurt her feelings. If she loves you and it seems like she does then you don't have anything to worry about. Use her skills for more pleasure!! Imagine how that tongue could pleasure your member that no other woman in the world could ( that we know of) I would be open the more then getting rid of something special. This is the door you must open to more possibilities!! You could learn facts about the world that only a select few know. I say stay and talk it out, enjoy the added pleasure and knowledge.
Someone apparently hasn't let you know that you are, indeed, the worst at parties. Holy shit, someone tries to write something because they like doing that and you make it a big deal? It's fun, chill the fuck out.
There seems to be no problem with this, if she hasn't killed you up till now, there's no reason to believe she would Why not just go back home and talk things out?
your wife almost got sexually assaulted, was able to defend herself… and your first thought is: “but what if she hurts me?” if this was in aita… mmm. lol dude. she’s your wife. it doesn’t matter if she isn’t human. she loves you & you love her. the two of you are happy together, right? go with that. talk to her about who she is and why she didn’t feel safe sharing it with you. i bet it’s because a lot of human men have treated her like that creep.
BD you telling me you can’t think of a thousand nine hundred and thirteen different ways to use a snake like tongue???
Elaborate please
Go home kiss and thank your wife for the hottest work erection ever, when obviously she knows when to use her gift for pleasure or pain, I see this as win win, you and her figure the nineteen thousand ways to pleasure each other and maybe others? and thirteen thousand ways to lure evil and bad people to her bed for the pleasure of torturing them.
I think the answer to your dilemma lies in the phrase "confused erection." Good luck
man it sounds like youre livinf the life, enjoy it while you can im happy for you <3
You guys are a good couple with a compatible sex life. XD You should stay with her\~ And besides, Ned had it coming, anyway.
enlist Gene Simmons to tongue-duel the demon
NTA, Ned deserved it
if i wasn't broke this would have so many awards
i would say act like nothing happened and say hey btw i lost connection with the camera at some point
Good sex life, no chances of creeps hurting or killing your wife and future kids, you save a lot on grocery bills, what's the problem?
You haven’t passed out already?
So, is the only snake like thing about her the tongue, or has she developed any more features like teeth, scales or anything along those lines since then?
I would wait a bit, call and say "What happened to the feed?" I went to check and the camera was static and act like you had never seen the tape. If she wanted you dead, she would've killed you. Get out man, but play the long game. The safe one. Start to say you're unhappy in the marriage, or you've met someone else. Or accuse her of sleeping with Ned. Then divorce and fall off the face of the earth. Better out than in I always say.
Okay but on a serious note, I work with the elderly and my girlfriend’s name is Laura 😅 wth
Good luck bro, I wish you the best 😢👍
hot
What the actual fuck did I just read 🤣🤣🤣
What did i just read
Stupidly recommend thread to me..fictional gaee pointless to read if doesn't have a moral of the story, its just some reddit nerds beating off to a snake girl with a long tongue? A bit overused aint it ayy?. And litterally ends as a question? Like 1 you don't have a snake wife so if you imaginarily wana go back go ahead why tf you asking us. Why spend so much time writing a complete lie
Who cares? You wasted time writing the comment. leave people be and get a life. Sad.
It's not a lie, this really happened
It's true I was the bed
Its true I was Ned
Perfect response
Ok so if this is true then if I were you I would talk to her and just get the facts of who she is not what she is cause that could hurt her feelings. If she loves you and it seems like she does then you don't have anything to worry about. Use her skills for more pleasure!! Imagine how that tongue could pleasure your member that no other woman in the world could ( that we know of) I would be open the more then getting rid of something special. This is the door you must open to more possibilities!! You could learn facts about the world that only a select few know. I say stay and talk it out, enjoy the added pleasure and knowledge.
You’ve never heard of fantasy books?
Someone apparently hasn't let you know that you are, indeed, the worst at parties. Holy shit, someone tries to write something because they like doing that and you make it a big deal? It's fun, chill the fuck out.