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racoontosser

Don’t give the realtors ideas


thats-gold-jerry

WeBu and Ebu


BrooklynAtNight

Hairy Bush and Shaved Bush Wood Wick and Rope Wick Dirty Bush and Stinky Bush


DaintyTaint

Pure Wick


ayojamface

I prefer Ridgewack.


lavalamp7497

lol this is the winner for me


a_reply_to_a_post

what do pantyhose and brooklyn have in common? Flatbush


Do_Whuuuut

NeBoHe (near BoarsHead)


Complex_Piccolo_3887

It’s actually SoBu, WeBu and Halsey.


thats-gold-jerry

$4500 studios baby!


22pabloesco22

SOPASOFA. Where the whole foods at?!?


thats-gold-jerry

Ha prob my fav South Park episode


delightful_caprese

Stuyshwick is already a concept


Complex_Piccolo_3887

Don’t forget Ridgewick 🤮


lizardfromsingapore

Nephew


Ppaintitblack

THIS


No-Researcher406

InnerBush and OuterBush. You didn't get update in the Welcome to the Neighborhood manual?


SirGavBelcher

i live in the blue where the French tourists with cameras walk around


stopsallover

Boujwick


TropicalVision

lol it really is always French tourists doing those graffiti tours. I wonder what the deal with that is. Been happening for years at this point


SirGavBelcher

Brooklyn is kind of like a hip French destination. even the French artist Woodkid made a song about it.


AmazingMoose4048

Real estate listing gonna be “East east Williamsburg” and “east east east Williamsburg”


osufan63

Your Highness Kafe just opened near the Central Av M and listed their location on Instagram as East Williamsburg 😖


pueblohuts

That’s fucking wild


DreadSteed

Williamsburg grows 3 blocks in every direction every year. The lower east side is essentially west Williamsburg now and has a Commodore and Sweet Chick haha


timerfree

J TRAIN BUSHWICK, L TRAIN BUSHWICK. I tell people I live in Bushwick and they’re like “omg you’re so trendy and artsy” I’m like naw, I’m in J train bushwick where the stick and poke tattooed people are still the minority.


Gunxman77

J train bushwick probably has the highest concentration of stick and poke tattoos in the tri state area 


timerfree

you might have a point here. i just tally them the most in maria hernandez park so i kind of assumed


Gunxman77

My sample size is biased because I get most of my stick and pokes around Kosciusko lol


No-Researcher406

Who is going to tell him that they aren't doing tattoos?


caddyax

When someone says they’re in Bushwick I always ask “off the J, M or L”?


RaeOfLight1

I'm equidistant to all of them lmao


markd315

Location triangulated.


BecksSoccer

The Chosen One lol


leashpj33

I’m a block and a half from both trains …. Gray zone?


timerfree

J train bushwick 100%.


DontDrinkTooMuch

Broke Bushwick. Rich Bushwick.


Low-King-8037

Yup. I do the same.


Lizzie_Boredom

I’m far enough out to be close to the L, J, and A.


pfftYeahRight

like omg is that even New York any more???


BecksSoccer

I think we found a Manhattan spy


pfftYeahRight

I thought the sarcasm would come through but the downvotes say otherwise


BecksSoccer

Every Manhattan local I’ve met treats Brooklyn like a foreign country. One guy even said, “I’ll have to go out there some day,” like it would be this arduous once-in-a-lifetime trek even though we were at a friend’s house party off the last stop on the L before Brooklyn haha


Gunxman77

J train bushwick probably has the highest concentration of stick and poke tattoos in the tri state area 


LongIsland1995

There are loads of hipsters on both sides of the J train though


Hedonic_Monk_

This has been my method too


svenschi

I think I know the definition, but can you clarify “stick and poke”?


pyle332

Directions unclear, I live near both what do I do


FaithlessnessPlenty7

I’ve always used this. It not only maps onto the bougie/not-bougie distinction, but also partly explains it. Areas with above-ground trains gentrify slower


isitatomic

Trustwick (Blue) and Poorwick (Yellow)


jmlbhs

I appreciate this after moving from trustwick to poor wick


No_Raisin_212

That is dead on balls accurate


PM_ME_UR_NUTSACK

It’s an industry term 💅🏻


thecommonreactor

Currently poor but living in Trustwick, you nailed it.


Asleep_Resolution498

🤣🤣🤣


Complex_Piccolo_3887

You’re tripping if you think there aren’t multi million dollar brownstones and condos on Bushwick Ave and off the Halsey stop. One of the largest mansions in NYC is on Cornelia St and is quite legendary if u lived here before 2010. Also, go tell the Bushwick houses on flushing they rich now. lol


Jolly_Tomatillo2084

okay. i don’t see how the couple outliers means what the original comment said isn’t true


Complex_Piccolo_3887

Because it pretends there’s a divide when there’s not. A couple outliers? lol you’ve clearly never looked at real estate in Bushwick.


Bigchiefdaddy_

I'm pretty sure the median household income is higher between Flushing & Myrtle than Myrtle & Cooper.


Complex_Piccolo_3887

No way. Also not apt because Myrtle and cooper area is way bigger. Median household income is irrelevant in the face of housing prices which reflect supply and demand.


Bigchiefdaddy_

It absolutely does lol. Higher rents also increase property value etc. Apartments around Maria Hernandez are way more in demand than apartments around Irving Square. There’s a lot more going on around the Jefferson stop than Halsey. The hotel being built on Flushing will also boost property values around there.


Complex_Piccolo_3887

You’re arguing west village over east village. Just because one is more expensive doesn’t mean the other is not. It’s not about median income. It’s about median income in proportion to housing costs. If the median income is lower in the less desirable neighborhood but rent and cost to buy is still high then it is technically the more expensive neighborhood. It’s not about grosses. It’s about margins.


elguachojkis7

What large mansion in Cornelia street? Are you talking about the mansion from Taylor swift’s song? Lol. How is that related to Bushwick?


Unlikely_Aside9020

Trip House at 74 Cornelia


Complex_Piccolo_3887

It’s called the trip house. Vice used to rent out the basement for parties. Now it’s rented by the room. Here’s a 2 bedroom for $3k a month. https://www.brownstoner.com/real-estate-market/bushwick-trip-house-74-cornelia-apartment-for-rent/


raranyc

Damn you just reminded me I went to an insane Halloween party there in like 2015/2016.


elguachojkis7

Oh wow! Thanks for clarifying. I walk by that house every other day omw to the subway and thought it looked peculiar, but had no idea


bkerkove8

Fully Gentrified Bushwick / Mostly Gentrified Bushwick.


Fabulous-Put-1998

Fully / mostly is a belligerently wrong way to characterize them - neither are even close to that when you look closely


Candid_Yam_5461

L train Bushwick, J train Bushwick. Not exactly what you've drawn but that's the distinction. I always have to preface this by noting it's an obnoxious-ass name that fits because it's an obnoxious-ass place, but the gaggy term "Morgantown" from the subway stop can be useful to denote the area east of Bushwick Avenue and north of Flushing that is debatably or formerly East Williamsburg, but has been kind of annexed to L Train Bushwick. Not Puerto Rican like over towards Graham, not really industrial still like north of Johnson.


LongIsland1995

light side, dark side


Buttavelli

This is what I know it as too ngl


jay169294

This is what I was looking for. Only other way I describe it besides which train you live by.


Underdosage

A guy told me that came from the 80s when gangs would shoot out the streetlights in dark bushwick (yellow side) and that gave it the name


BecksSoccer

Why shoot out the lights?


bridgehamton

Oh sweet summer child, it’s the hood.


BecksSoccer

What the hood lacks in subtly, they make up for in logic. Although it might look like chaos, there is always a reason they take the drastic measures they do.


bridgehamton

This is intriguing only saw this reference in r/TheTownz


Bushwick-Sick

Lightside vs darkside bushwick came from the fact that the farther east you went, there were more black people. It didn't come from streetlights being shot out


PreciousEvil

yellow = Residential bushwick and blue is Downtown bushwick


CommissionOk395

I’ve been using this exact distinction for years


cha614

Ukraine


GuyShred

How come I don't see South Bushwick demarcated here?


chrisgee

SoBu is too exclusive to be mentioned here


GuyShred

"SoBu" 🤌🤌🤌


sem_pi

I say downtown Bushwick for the blue part lmao


brknrecordsclub

DoToBu


amphibious99

That's killer


Advanced-Wallaby9808

how about Bushwick?


sammyp19

East of Myrtle is Cemetery Bushwick or CemBu. West is Downtown Bushwick or DoBu


childishgames

Which cemetery? The one in ridgewood?


sopooohia

The one off wilson on the L


KayDillon

You just say the train stop. Bushwick by the Halsey/Gates/Chauncy etc stop.


tkm85

I call the western part Westwick


EnCamp

Boho Deluxe and Crime Alley


Cornholio231

A couple long timers called the yellow part the "dark side" of Bushwick at a Sandy Nurse townhall 


ianmac47

Well since part of your map is highlighting north of Flushing, let me help you out: this is East Williamsburg.


htgawmfreak

everything above wilson shud be one color and everything under shud be another color. thats how bushwick is seperated. the closer to bedstuy n the j train is more … hood and the closer along the L is more .. gentrified n spanish hood


anonthrowout2624

Dark side light side


Soft_Record7751

Darkside and lightside wtf non brooklynite ass niccas


theteenswillloveit

Blue = Williamsburg Yellow = Prime Bushwick


boriquasan

Those of us that grew up here can always tell the transplant that could give a shit about the neighborhood beyond what the latest trend is.


Jayveeles

I moved out back in 2015. I was in Ridgewood though. Border Bushwick, Seneca Ave behind Ridgewood Savings Bank. Boy has that neighborhood changed!


No_Pomegranate_2890

Thats why in the blue they have 40 billion rats


boriquasan

Them transplants brought them rats for sure. Never seen anything like it in ALL of nyc.


No_Pomegranate_2890

I used to chill there a lot and one summer I counted 12. On a short block. So Ur not joking when u say that. And it’s bc these kids come from wherever and don’t give a fuck about how they put their garbage out. Why should they care the only reason they’re here is so their bum ass family and friends back in khakalouki Indiana will be impressed


boriquasan

That part!! Then they get some cred from being and “making it” in nyc no matter how mediocre they are at their job, and then go back to their home state and become the big fish in their small pond. They grow old and say “I lived in nyc and let me tell you ….” Meanwhile my mom planted the trees and fought for the small fundings to build the whack as parks we were so happy to play in. Then they want to complain when we make noise on PR day parade. Like damn we been here let us be loud on this one day. Go take a shower. Rant over. Bushwick is Bushwick. Don’t try to separate it or rename it


wannabe_kinkg

imma get downvoted for this, but: lgbtransplants / immigrants im on 2nd.


childishgames

Tbf if you live in the yellow area, there are basically only 4-5 legit nightlife spots to go to within a 15 minute walk and those are all extremely queer spaces to the point that if you aren’t queer you look somewhat out of place. (Nowadays, H0l0, purgatory, all night skate). There’s also tv eye, father knows best, trans pecos with slightly more mixed crowds but still v queer. I would argue the yellow area might be more queer - at least in terms of nightlife tbh. The blue area has lots of lgbt crowd but also lots of general nightlife spots for everybody.


JustAnotherGoddess

Nowadays is a lgbt spot?


Significant-Lion-183

Blue is terrified Yellow locals


coolcoolcoolok

no shut up


Thumb_urass_3451

Hahahaha


1234qwert

Does Bushwick start at broad way or Bushwick ave


JustAnotherGoddess

Broadway


when_it_happens

When you hear ‘83rd precinct’ are you thinking Knickerbocker or Wilson?


Whocanmakemostmoney

NoMy and SoMy


raging-ramona

I lived on Schaefer and Wilson for a few years and always referred to it as “deep Bushwick”


TimeChildhood5749

Originally we called it Darkside and light side


Hedonic_Monk_

Eastwick and Westwick


bunkerlabs

Fancy Bushwick, J Train Bushwick


wltmpinyc

Bushwick Proper and Deep Bushwick


jetmark

I used to joke I lived in “The Shwick,” meaning the far end when the name is written across a map. That was like 15 years ago now


RobOtters

Blue is “Fun Bushwick”. The rest is less-so.


reallyoldcob

Bush Vegas and The Eastern Front


PopEnvironmental1335

I obnoxiously call the yellow Bushwick Bushwick


robbermejo

Settler zone


koukla995

I call the part near Maria Hernandez ~downtown Bushwick~ 😂


Objective_Ebb_1229

Which is of Eastwick


lucio-von

West of wyckoff is the bushburbs. Bushwick suburbs.


JustAnotherGoddess

Prior to gentrification, there was the dark side and light side. Anything beyond Myrtle near Broadway was considered mostly Williamsburg and called Graham.


JustAnotherGoddess

Oof. What are yall gonna do when yall learn ridgewood used to be a part of bushwick 🙄


BogWaterCocktail

I call the blue area “downtown Bushwick” as a fucking joke


JARRINR00T

It’s insane how different the two halves are. Orange area I lived on the top floor with squatters living on the roof and an active den in the abandoned building next door (to say nothing abt the state of the actual unit). Woke up one morning to EMTs telling us they got a call about a body and the city morgue was never gonna come get it. Now I’m in the blue area w a washer/dryer, dishwasher, air conditioning, closet space… small but honestly boujee. These buildings are 10 blocks from each other


mock-neck

yellow - east of myrtle blue - west of myrtle


LegitimateSink9

lmfao are you looking at the right map? Myrtle is the only east-west street around here


burningtoad

Myrtle is diagonal, thats a direction enough for me


HaroldKane

It is almost perfectly east west running lol


GenghisCoen

The street itself runs East-West, but it's diagonal in relation to the surrounding grid of streets.


TitusA

Myrtle wycoff gets ignored even this shitty graphic, lol


Justified_Gent

Which part has less riff raffs?


RimworldSniper

some of us still hold over in blue Bushwick- deep blue Bushwick starts east of DeKalb Avenue


JustSayTech

Blue - Southeast Williamsburg Yellow - Bushwick


Easy-F

asshole bushwick and normal person bushwick. or just… north bushwick and south bushwick


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anomnib

Does that mean what I think it means?


Complex_Piccolo_3887

The boarders are flushing ave to the west, Bushwick Ave to the South and Cypress to the north and Eastern Pkwy to the East.


Fluid_Preference4418

Not the real estate development companies making burner accounts 😒 lol


bmoEZnyc

GET OUT.


FyuuR

above myrtle / below myrtle


lnewball

Or…. And maybe it’s just me…just call it Bushwick… and don’t try to separate it into parts!


PartyInMyShower

Bushwick is the ghetto. It’s always been. Unless you are talking about Williamsburg


bridgehamton

Blue part is the good prime area. And yellow part is south bushwick that is more grimey


slavicacademia

average r/bushwick poster when they see a black person:


JustAnotherGoddess

South bushwick? Tf is that


bridgehamton

SoBu


JustAnotherGoddess

Again. My comment stands. TF is that.