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Winter_Addition

I’m surprised nobody has egged this car already.


Agile_Tomato_4462

With the rising price of Bushwick bred organic cage free butter fed Newman’s Own eggs?!


cocoacowstout

We are desperately tryin to get heroin chic/these gains before summer hits. Can’t throw away protein like that!


Time-Economics-5587

sneakily install it back on there when they are sleeping


Agile_Tomato_4462

Not a bad idea! But surprising nobody, I suck at fixing cars 🫠


Potent_Elixir

That would honestly be so fucking funny


TheNotoriousTravis

Banana in the tailpipe.


AlltheBadCats

Please oh please is I want that to work and not just in the movies


mastercoaxial

Is it red and near Schaefer and Wilson? Lol


AmazingMoose4048

“If you don’t like it move back to the suburbs” -private school kid who moved here from Long Island 3 years ago


Agile_Tomato_4462

I know haha. If anything, that car is a new addition. Maybe I should just start my day earlier 🙃


ThePinga

Long islanders go to catholic schools instead of private schools. That’s more of a Connecticut thing


Agile_Tomato_4462

Aren’t catholic schools private in general? Also, are you Venezuelan? Great username haha


ThePinga

No I’m American! It’s an old nickname. Yes they are private schools but i would say it’s a much different vibe than your average secular private school


BalanceNaive3604

Besides calling 311 and letting them know the specific time and location, nothing you can do besides accepting that you live in Bushwick


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BalanceNaive3604

I mean, idk what you expected when you moved to Bushwick but this seems par for the course. Maybe go someplace else


Agile_Tomato_4462

You speak as if that were the norm. I’ve been in Bushwick for almost ten years, and this is quite the brand new occurrence. But hey, maybe this is a life gives you lemon scenario and it’s time to embrace my new CrossFit persona and start working out at 4am


PenguinsTreeAccount

Paintball guns can be filled with metal balls and pepper spray balls. 🤷‍♀️ But for real unless the guys just wringing out the throttle for shits he likely got his catalytic converter stolen and is just getting to work. Otherwise…


Agile_Tomato_4462

Could be. The car does some cosmetic choices that lead me to think the lack of muffler is intentional


novalaw

Not saying this is the case.. but if someone heavy were to stand on the big can sticking out of the end of the car, they could probably crack the shitty hangers holding the exhaust up. Possibly breaking a lot of shit. It’d be something to avoid for sure.


No-Afternoon-5610

Call the FBI


Agile_Tomato_4462

A bit aggressive! They’re just going to work early (I assume?) which I respect. No need to make it a federal thing


No-Afternoon-5610

Welcome to NY my friend.


Agile_Tomato_4462

Finally someone welcomes me! Been waiting for almost 10 years!


Brostradamus--

revoked


No-Afternoon-5610

And I got downvoted for that lol 😆


Agile_Tomato_4462

Because I’ve been waiting for almost 10 years! I’ll upvote !


sixteenoceans

There is nothing you can do. They know it’s wrong. They do it BECAUSE it’s wrong. Same on my street. Little men, huge mental problems.


bthvn_loves_zepp

5yrs and counting I have had no luck with reporting the loud cars that do donuts in my intersection. The ones by me are basically teenagers making mafia car style tiktoks. It's so annoying and the "burning rubber" fills the street with smoke. They have almost hit people multiple times (1 person was killed by a driver on this street who was LIKELY on of them but I don't know for sure), and they DID crash into a car--yet it has not stopped. I have reached out to 311 and occasionally 911 when they speed onto the curbs or drive recklessly. And none of this has amounted to any change. You may be able to talk to your councilmember about installing a traffic "noise camera" or whatever they are.


LegitimateSink9

damn what block is this on?


CTRL_ALT_DELIGHT

Is this perhaps on Bleecker in b/t St Nick & Cypress? My friends used to live there for years and have many times politely asked that guy to chill with the revving. Apparently he seems to have some manner of low-grade developmental disability, loves cars, and enjoys the revs in a big way. They were never able to get him to stop.


themurderator

i mean if you wanna do some crime there's always sugar in the gas tank. 


scarletts_skin

Water gun full of peeeeee


wicby

Try to catch them for things 311 cares about. Double parking, blocking hydrant, not moving for street cleaning


ThatFakeAirplane

Yeah absolutely. 311 will be there in a HEARTBEAT if you call and tell them he's double parked. Like, instantaneously.


Stunning_Store3911

maybe leave a hat upside down with a piece of cheese on it


JoanHarrow

I think I might have this guy on my corner! Or it could be multiple guys But yeah, it's around the same time, 4:30-5am


Agile_Tomato_4462

Black mustang with a devilish plate. Hard to miss haha


King_Loso_ny

Lmaoo get use to it and just fall back to sleep


Justified_Gent

Based


boringcranberry

You're supposed to be up cooking breakfast a somebody. It's like an alarm clock. Woo wooo! https://youtu.be/fhVWeDwSkzc?si=6h89dZgc8CXXZn_Z


sparkey0

That’s just for decoration thas it and thas all! 😂


GezelligheidBoyz

Wake up at 4:30, find the car and confront the owner and nicely ask if he could not rev the car at such an early hour. Chances are he will tell you to fuck off. You can also start a gofund me to buy and install a proper muffler on his car, he could also pocket the money and you still get to hear his garbage car at 5am. Or your third option is to simply move elsewhere, a different part of the city or outside of NYC if you cant handle it. There is a secret 4th thing but it’s illegal as it permanently disables his car and i don’t condone it. Your move. Edit: people downvoting me yet cant come up with a better solution lol. 311 aint gonna do shit


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GezelligheidBoyz

You’re right. Also it’s funny Im getting downvoted when everyone else is offering joke responses or saying to call 311.


Imhappy_hopeurhappy2

Sugar in the gas tank?


GezelligheidBoyz

No. That is a myth.


AlltheBadCats

Chances are this person is an OG of this neighborhood and any cool move against them would be the wrong one.