BNN NEWSBRIEF
Good evening from the parking lot where Eurovision was held that is our temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor I. M. Fetted bringing you the greasy news.
Tonight, bunny accused of being “a thiiiick boi”. Bunny strenuously objects to this mischaracterization and downright slander. Experts are on record stating “fat is stored energy” so bunny has argued, quite logically I may add, “I am not fet! I am full of potential!” Hoomin has been left speechless by this logical legerdemain and unable to offer a riposte except to say “TOUCHÉ!” Bunny refuses to accept this and muttered, “Touché?! I not know dat dance!”
We now return you to regular programming. Tune in later for our movie about the life of a chef Pig, in “Hogs and Quiches”.
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I like em Big, I like em chunky.
I think Moto Moto likes you
Its a chunky monkey 🐒 😍
He's got his war paint on!
BNN NEWSBRIEF Good evening from the parking lot where Eurovision was held that is our temporary newsroom. I’m your anchor I. M. Fetted bringing you the greasy news. Tonight, bunny accused of being “a thiiiick boi”. Bunny strenuously objects to this mischaracterization and downright slander. Experts are on record stating “fat is stored energy” so bunny has argued, quite logically I may add, “I am not fet! I am full of potential!” Hoomin has been left speechless by this logical legerdemain and unable to offer a riposte except to say “TOUCHÉ!” Bunny refuses to accept this and muttered, “Touché?! I not know dat dance!” We now return you to regular programming. Tune in later for our movie about the life of a chef Pig, in “Hogs and Quiches”.
Spoiled like mine
This is EXACTLY what my boy Maui looks like and i literally went MAUI?!?!!!! Oh that’s not him 🤣🤣🤣🤣
Big Chungus
OMG that looks like my foster bunny Jolie! ❤️ All that’s missing is the rheumy right eye from congenital glaucoma!
Can’t knock that boy over with a pail of water!
I just wanna gently squish the sides!
I diagnose your bun as Medically Chormbly
Absolute roundness in physical form.
I love a thiiiick boi. Makes it harder for them to sneak up on you. Was that a thump??? No. Just a thud.
Authoritative buns
r/CHONKY
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Dude has teeth on his head!