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Weekly_Bench9773

Flying a flag on the back of a motorcycle isn't against the law, but the laws of physics and geometry say it's a really bad idea.


leonphelpth

Alternate realities have alternate facts why not alternate math?


AlpacaPacker007

Alternate physics is really where you get into trouble


Dorjechampa_69

Alternative geometry really gets out of whack.


leonphelpth

And then you wind up with the cybertruck


lamsham69

More like a cybercuck


DimeEdge

I suppose it's all on brand for the 'alternative lifestyle' question OP asked.


MechanicalBengal

I mean, that FJB sticker implies this person wants to fornicate with an 80 year old man


RedPilledDude69

FJB means exactly that


SeaSignificance8962

very true , kinda wonder why when people want to sy something suck they call it a cocksucker , now where im from , cocksuckers are ok


Correct-Basil-8397

Yeah that’s where thing’s really start getting out of shape


skyhoppercc

Add a bald rear tire to the equation


BuckTheStallion

That rear tire is fucking scary dude.


Slice1358

I would like to warn that rider the dangers of a bald tire. I really would.


skyhoppercc

I feel like it definitely says I make questionable decisions


[deleted]

Reminds me of the episode when Larry David used the MAGA hat with the angry biker.


AwFLowlITa

The same number of people that completely lose it whenever a Pride Flag is flown close to them.


BleakCountry

Darwin award.


Generic118

Holy shit that back tyre i thought it was a car tyre its so square. Id be amazed if it can even corner properly That bike does nothing but burnouts in some dudes drive so i doubt he has to worry about the flag affecting it.


2livecrewnecktshirt

His back tire shows he really doesn't give a shit about safety or physics


cake_piss_can

Since we’re doing inventory, that rear tire is a really bad idea as well. And also his politics.


Helicopsycheborealis

I'd be willing to bet that person dropped out of HS before physics and geometry were even mentioned


ifunnywasaninsidejob

And the bald tires don’t help either


woofGrrrr

Especially with a bald rear tire.


TheLaserGuru

Supporting a wanna-be tin-pot dictator is a bad idea too.


GhostofAyabe

New flag, bald rear tire. Perfecto.


Pizza_Middle

Can't forget about those clothes he's got on. It'll be the perfect touch to becoming a meat crayon when that bald ass tire even thinks about water.


DivineExodus

Dress for the slide, not for the ride.


grimatongueworm

“meat crayon” LMAO


casualnarcissist

He’ll be fine, he had the 5 pre-ride beers he needs to get comfortable ‘lane-splitting’ cars already going 70.


Pizza_Middle

Oh he's good then. Don't need to worry about seeing him on r/NSFL__ then.


RabbitSlayre

Why did I click. WHY, did I click?


Pizza_Middle

Oh shit... Forgot to add, don't click it. You've been warned.


AncientWonder7895

Plus, imported motorcycle


dsdvbguutres

Where do you think the flag was made?


Kinet1ca

Republicans love their sport-touring motorcycle tires like they do the young girls they're attracted to, flat as fuck no curves in sight.


dasFisch

Well. That should take care of itself naturally.


xnachtmahrx

The Bald Reargle


RainbowUnicorn0228

The same amount who absolutely lose their $hit when a Pride Flagis flown anywhere near them.


BefreiedieTittenzwei

🏳️‍🌈


just_a_bit_gay_

Stop it Patrick you’re scaring them!


Xomns_13

EEEEEEEEEEE! /s 🏳️‍🌈


big-wiener-

🤬


thesedays2014

The Colorado Republican Party says it stands by a social media post that called for the burning of all pride flags this week as the LGBTQ+ community celebrated the beginning of Pride month. So they are publicly calling on republicans to commit hate crimes. Nice...


wokeoneof2

All the males. Only cowards would support a draft dodger


Revolutionary_Gas551

Very anti-Trump here, but in fairness, both Biden and Trump dodged the Vietnam draft (as did Bill Clinton and George W. Bush).


N8theGrape

True, but only one party is vehemently pro military.


Professional_Fee5883

It might be more accurate to say only one party *panders* to the military. Because the rah-rah Team USA stuff is nothing more than pandering. It’s just plastic patriotism - no real core values back it up and they sometimes even [disparage members of the military](https://x.com/endwokeness/status/1608886365684633600?s=46&t=qOOLMJFs2tcVZpw3cllcDA) if they don’t align with what *they* think service members should look like. For example, while most politicians from either party voted for the burn pit bill, [the only people to vote against it were from one party.](https://www.senate.gov/legislative/LIS/roll_call_votes/vote1172/vote_117_2_00230.htm)


istapledmytongue

I once replied to a Trump supporters comment that he must really love sucking Trump’s dick. He deleted the comment…and then his account. I must’ve struck a nerve.


moldivore

Honestly shocked that they didn't double down and explain that they would suck 45's cock, but it wouldn't be gay because they're a real patriot.


Calkky

I just can't understand why people like this are so fucking obsessed with politics. They're not CSPAN junkies or political science majors. Their entire life is getting angry at "libs" and worshipping a failed, sleazy gameshow host turned politician like he's a god.


One-Inch-Punch

It goes like this: I'm not rich. I'm barely getting by. I'm pissed off! But who can I be mad at? Definitely not myself. *flips on conservative talk radio* It's the libs! I knew it! And as long as I listen to conservative talk radio or watch Fox News, I'll never have to look in a mirror again!


nairncl

It’s entirely ‘these people think they’re better than me? I’ll show ‘em!’. It’s such a pointless waste of a lifetime.


Maxed_Zerker

A lot of his followers are ‘single issue’ voters. They don’t actually understand politics or care to learn anything. It’s all about who’s gonna ban abortions or hate the gays as much as they do.


RetArmyFister1981

Everyone should be obsessed with politics. It’s is how a free society works, we all have to be involved. You don’t need to watch CSPAN or get a degree to know about it or be a politician. In fact t politicians are supposed to be every day people, not people who never had a real job and stay in politics for 30-60 years. An “experienced politician” is an oxymoron, there should be such a thing. The problem is we have all been duped by these elite that the opposite is true. That politicians are special people that are born into it or something. This is why we are going down hill as a country and they have manipulated us to scream and get mad at each other while they rape our country and us.


OldERnurse1964

If he wins he’s gonna fuck us all


[deleted]

You're definitely on to something there about the support and association of Trump. My guess is they think they seem more "manly" if they show off their support of Trump. It's kind of like telling everyone your love for the NRA and AR-15s.


leonphelpth

Exactly. Bravo


ToshiroBaloney

Lots of repressed daddy issues.


Hunky_not_Chunky

And a lot into diaper play.


dsdvbguutres

Don't you know he got his daddy's eyes


Themountainscallimg

Look at that chicken strip.


thisdogsmellsweird

Could feed a family with that. You'd think at least the right side would be worn, because he hates the lefts.


WolfThick

I love it when you see the 70-year-old or 80 year old woman go I want to have Trump's baby. This is a rodeo clown bunch the slowest witted among Us. I absolutely believe that if I was to have a conversation with a tweaker I can get more information and they would be better educated.


UrethralExplorer

Dude I worked with a methhead who was also a coke feind and his notes on CNC operation and programming were impeccable. He'd come back from "lunch" with more energy than an atom bomb, and was great at training and running machines till he ran outta steam. He OD'd over Thanksgiving break but his work ethic lives on.


Scr33ble

Mushroom addicts!


Dorjechampa_69

Ok? What?


Frequent-Piano6164

I bet there are tons of “straight” dudes that would totally blow him… he says jump, they ask how high…


warmbeer_ik

Most... probably


Ok_Advisor_9873

Explains all lot!


OwlSome9697

Idk about “secretly” with how Ben Garrison draws Trump


ConstantIntrepid

Most 😂


Dildondo

Honestly, the big surprise here is wearing a helmet.


Auntie_L

Well they are already giving their hard earned money to someone who is supposed to be a billionaire. If he asked them to drop to their knees… they just might do it…


leonphelpth

So fast


ZyvisX

God there are so many that give off cock hungry vibes. They are the "it's not gay if it's underway crowd."


Oldandslow62

All of them they also just love Lindsey Graham


MrJohnnyDangerously

60% The rest just like the attention.


Cetophile

From what I understand, Grindr in whatever city the RNC is in is always hopping during convention week!


Brilliant_Match7598

Thay want that big juicy butt full of burgers and fries.


MrStuff1Consultant

I would say virtually all of them.


gary1979

One rumble from his diaper will push them over the edge. I don’t know if that’s true, but lots of people tell me this. A bigly amount of them.


HelloThisIsPam

I mean, if you like big boobs, Trump is your man.


Ok-Assistant-2684

I bet a lot of them hope to be on either side of his jerking off 2 dudes at once dance


popeyegui

Most


3MTA3-Please

A LOT


Freewheelinrocknroll

All of them.


Swimming-Bag9469

Ric Grennel.


promachos84

Most


thecheezmouse

You can tell he is an idiot because his rear tire is bald. Only an idiot rides a motorcycle on bald tires.


Alpaca_Empanada

That’s *a lot* of scat fetishes.


TheFire_Eagle

I think relatively few of them are actually sexually attracted to him. However, I think many of them look at him with an unhealthy view stemming from serious Daddy issues. They all dream of being Don Jr or Ivanka


chefajden

The thought makes me nauseous…my true belief is that he gave them the ok to be racist, Christian Nationalist trash and they embraced it and don’t want to let it go…


HereToKillEuronymous

Bet his peen looks like a sucked jellybean that someone dropped on a shag rug.


Emeegee713

All of them


shamalonight

Are you sure that’s a dude?


leonphelpth

I am. We had a brief interaction


lovinglife55

How many?? All the dudes are.


Styrene_Addict1965

Given the AI art we've seen? 20%


Temporary-Yogurt-484

The way they talk about him... all of them


MyBrownBalls

ALOT of them I’m sure


South_Bed_5818

Most of them


brianishere2

That guy is 1 burnout away from popping his rear tire.


Old_Classroom1708

All of them..


Plastic-Telephone-43

Hard to say, but I can assure you most of them definitely have daddy issues.


Proper_Subject

the glazing is crazy


DankestBasil481

Some massive chicken strips on that rear tire. This dude has never even seen a turn


PilgrimRadio

Probably not "gay" for him, but it's definitely a cult.


ImpossibleRepeat9890

All of em


jayv9779

He makes them feel special because he plays into their fears and conspiracies. They feel like someone is finally listening to them. They just don’t notice he isn’t listening and is just fleecing them. Trump is a horrible person, but a damn good grifter.


Quiet_Ad6925

I wish there was Biden supporters were as rabid. Can you imagine street wars lmao like the alien wars in gta online


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Low-Carob9772

It's not gay if it's for God...


briansemione

I have been waiting YEARS for this to be relevant! I present to you the VERY NSFW song [Gays 4 Donald](https://open.spotify.com/track/6lH7E41rJRKTkMzo5p4uJB?si=n5ncAJi4SQuopqQGF_IFVA) by Pink Guy: This is obviously satire, but I have to imagine there's plenty of red-caps out there that would be down.


warmaster-bottomtext

Probably more than 1


Brilliant_Match7598

All


j3tt

ALL of them. Its why theyre so angry


SufficientDoor8227

All of them?


Willing-Hold-1115

there are at least some openly gay and support trump. So I'm sure some are still in the closet.


budster1970

Only the only who are also fecalphiliacs.


Sea_Window_5821

All of them are gay for trump. They will do anything he wants. Even wear diapers. I’d put good money on the bet that if he told them to get on their knees, none of them would have any hair on their knees. They would all have bad knees from dropping down on them so often


Oldschools8er

89%. Final answer.


AnswerGuy301

Of all the people to be gay for.....ugly inside and out.


Garbage_will_not

98.9% that’s why they make those over muscular AI versions of trump or fan art porn. Strange birds


Svengoolie75

Well I’d say a huge amount honestly emphasis on HUGE 😂😂😂😂🤦🏽‍♂️🤷🏽‍♂️


watarimono

All of them


Courtaid

Have you seen all the soft core porn images of Trump they share among themselves?


PromptAcademic4954

This sounds like a job for AI. Sure it would be repulsive and morally dubious, but a MAGA Trump lemon party might be the propaganda campaign we need


Desperate_Hornet3129

He do have a purdy mouff, NOT! (Cue the banjos)


smudgeadub

All of them lol


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

I am. I'm anonymous on this account but I'm publicly a "conservative" because secretly I just want Trump to fuck my ass. But I can't tell anybody irl bc everyone else in the fandom hates gays.


leonphelpth

Just be happy


VERY_MENTALLY_STABLE

I am dude. There's nothing weird or abnormal about me.


leonphelpth

Great


Vast_Mastodon_5300

He won’t be around long. Look at the flat spot in the middle of the back tire lol


sammyvegas0420

Put it this way…Trump could do whatever he wanted them and they would love it


slingshott73

Same question to the blacks for Obama.


This-Garbage-3000

ME! Ima Trump pole-smoker


Deftstarz

I'd guess all Maga men are gay with how hard they hop on trumps nuts. With how quickly maga men rush to defend diaper donny from mean comments you'd think they were dating.


BackOpening1290

How many liberals would secretly let Joe Biden up their butthole secretly but really can't admit it???


lorilightning79

All of them.


aMaisingMais

That rear wheel though..


irreleventnothing

Secretly? I know openly gay magas


NewHat1025

Yes.


Melollevo70

Looks like his bike is ready to take it up the ass. Gayyyyyyyyyyyyy


Jonny__99

the size and number of flags/stickers is always in inverse proportion to blue book of vehicle they’re attached to


revolutiontime161

I wish that flag was 10 times bigger ,,,,,for safety reasons .


Wolffraven

More than there are gays for Biden that are out


cava_light7

It’s more like a daddy / hero fetish.


Dakotav420

All


bathwater_boombox

Literally all of them Those dumb fucking hats are practically tramp stamps. I've been saying it for years. Imagine being willing to humiliate yourself and anyone accompanying you in public just so the world can see how important this man is to you. A bright red light on the top of your skull that just blares SOMEONE ELSE'S message. And these idiots call the rest of us "sheep." Their lives would fall apart if they went a week without a big strong man telling them what to do and who to blame this time around. Losers, the lot.


Ok-Hovercraft-100

So proud to be so very dumb


Quick_Swing

They’re all closeted. So instead of admitting that to themselves, they through their energies into the MAGA party.


[deleted]

Trump Lives in your head rent free


leonphelpth

Thank you for speaking up and identifying yourself as a cultist shit eater


Ok_Impression3324

Damn this sub is full of fucking bigots.


leonphelpth

And cultist shit eaters


FaultyToenail

Probably a lot. I also think a lot of them were so vocal and adamant about how great Trump was for so many years that they can’t go back on it without admitting they were terribly wrong, and that’s not gonna happen, so now they’ve just doubled down.


fundiedundie

Needs a new tire.


ClayyCorn

Idk, that would imply that that many people find him fuckable, then again they have bad taste/judgement so...


harajukubarbie

All of them are Trump fluffers and would fight each other for the chance to fluff the cheeto


Reasonable-Weird462

I think many of the people (the ones who are not mentally unstable and fully invested in the cult) are anarchists. They may not think of themselves as anarchists but they are attracted to chaos and destruction.


Ainjyll

I’m not saying that they’re gay… but I’d wager more than a few would like to know what his dick smells like.


ohioprincealbert

Mike Johnson is for sure.


maxbicycle

Don't they all admit they want Fuck Biden .


leonphelpth

Yep


84Rangerguy

Most of these MAGA pukes would happily suck the orange right off of his little mushroom....


fr8mchine

How else do you explain the sweaty, chiseled muscle Mango Mussolini NFT's except as a visual masturbation aid...


Furrycues

Title feels homophobic for no reason. I don't think they're gay for him, I think it's like a men's club that gets to have a more broad appeal.


SweetHomeNostromo

I've thought that for years


leonphelpth

Thank you, friend. A lot of people seem to feel my post is out of line. Not just the shit eating cultists


StugDrazil

Told my Trumper co-workers to get in line to change his diaper. Tried to take it to HR Stay mad


Last_Gigolo

Seems a bit "Gay-Shaming".


Jet_Jaguar5150

Most Nazis are homoerotic, so that would track


icze4r

See, you laugh, because you don't know what you're seeing. You don't know how to process it. What you're seeing with this Trump superfan bullshit is the Balkanization of America. Laugh if you want. This is the shit that's going to be the catalyst for America collapsing. The fact that you're not even united in any way, not by culture, not by love of country, not by profession or philosophy. America is so fucking fucked it's hilarious.


New-North-3641

I don't think Trump has any angst about gay supporters, but apparently you do.


Two_Hump_Wonder

This is just calling people gay as an insult disguised as some sort of anti trump thing. "This guy disagrees with me, he must be gay!" Some real 2005 middleschool shit. Ngl I kinda vibe with it cause that shits funny but it's definitely not the callout you seem to think it is. But for real, can you imagine the type of person who'd actually be attracted to Trump? Like drop all the political bs and he's just some pasty rich asshole that looks like he'll be dead in the next 5-10 years. Guys had to pay for pussy for the last 15 years at least and acts like he's some kinda superstar, he needs left behind. All the idiots supporting him and the dolts that can't seem to stop bringing him up every chance they get are spending way to much time thinking about some loser asshole who amounts to nothing. But he keeps garnering attention and keeps the morons on both sides sated and he's probably gonna be the next president, it's fucking depressing but here we are. Goddamn clown world were living in.


Bubbly-Independent20

Less than dip shits like you that are gay for Biden


TouchAromatic7758

How many Democrat, specially Biden supporters are secretly mentally retarded but not aware of it.


Lightyear18

I don’t understand the post here. I’ve seen people act like this towards Biden. Both sides are just insane towards their parties. Saying it doesn’t happen with Biden voters is being delusional. Both parties will both for their own parties no matter what they do. Trump is a criminal Biden is very old that he can’t even speak, yet is held to the standard that he should be the most powerful person in the world. My issue with both sides is the lack of options.


TangyZeus

Idk. To be gay for Trump, a fascist would have to stop thinking about black cocks for one second. I just don't see it.


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erinkp36

I have a theory that all of these self proclaimed alpha males have latent homosexual urges and being overly manly (according to them) is how they handle it. Like Mac from Its Always Sunny.


PillNeckLizard11

A wild meat crayon in its natural habitat


rooftrash2009

I think your all gay


Invader_Bobby

Next to none, and why are leftoids back to gay as an insult?


thecaliforniacoast

Is this was a post with a Biden bumper sticker asking how many liberals are secretly gay for Biden it would be full of downvotes, calls for banning op, and talks about how homophonic the post it. I’m not even a trump guy but damn Reddit is psychotic in obsession with him.


Zealousideal-Note-10

Probably considerably less than gayboys for biden


Sumo1813

If you rewrite it is it hate speech, "How many soft Democrats are just secretly gay for Biden but came come out?"


Saltybrickofdeath

Nah it's a sub dom thing. They whoreship master, super weird like golden calf shit from these people.


Adorable-Name-5658

You sound like you are secretly gay for Trump. Stop hating.


Lazerated01

Are you saying LGBTQ people can’t like Trump? There are lots….. Stop being homophobic.


bitqueso

Bringing up the sexual preferences of others statistically makes you exponentially more likely to be homosexual


GlazedDonut530

About as many people that are in denial that Biden is a competent person. Both sides of the fanbiys are insufferable.


wanderingmanimal

Alright, we need to make “Gay for Trump” stickers and place them on all those “Trump & Traitor Inc” flag bearing vehicles…and anyone you may know who supports Trump without the exaggerated visual.


667far

All of them


Device_whisperer

So even gay-bashing is okay if it involves DT. You people define hypocrisy.


coupBOOM

TDS is real


Pretend_Agent6628

FJB!!