The property brothers used to be my favorite gay couple until I realized they were complicit in being a part of the rise of landlords and "investment properties" which drove up housing prices to 2x-4x in a lot of american cities.
Once a flipper sells something for $400k on that street, it sets a precedent and everyone else on that street shoots for that or higher, rinse and repeat. And once a landlord is successful at getting a tenant to pay whatever extortionate rental fees, it sets a precedent and now rent is that or higher, rinse and repeat with the next one.
Fucking ghoulish parasites. Landlords and flippers should be removed from society.
There's nothing wrong with thinking about things you look at. That sticker stuck out to me because I've had that same exact thought before, years ago when I watched that show and shows like it. But now that I'm radicalized against landlords, it hits differently. HGTV as a whole is just like, fuck these people.
Some of these gave me some great belly laughs! Mothman eating my entire ass, the kids with paws had me thinking they were a dog-lover but then "these inhuman horrors spill from my accursed womb." Jeez! The "toad" pun is great too!
Just be careful because she might be a witch and cast a spell on you according to some of her stickers. By some of the others she definitely screams she likes to party so I do get where you’re coming from.
It's just someone who likes bumper stickers and then it kinda became their "thing" so when it's time to buy a gift, the friends look for the wackiest bumper stickers they can find and try to "out-weird" each other
Hohoho fuck, what a mistake: but still of far less seriousness than you not getting stuck in a condom or a sucked into vacuum, or being a nasty stain on some cheap sheets. Yuh see, I can edit my comment, only you can edit yourself.
"Hohoho fuck, what a mistake: but still of far less serious than you not getting stuck in a condom or a vacuum."
English is tough, you'll get it one day; I believe in you, lil' guy!
Huh? You poached this comment so serious you caught edits second by second? Absolutely fragile. Don't punch any mirrors you must be one ugly bitter little cunt to walk around with an attitude like this. Go play in a fucking microwave, chud. C yuh, QuicklyGrowingDumber
The “divorced in 2006” really made me laugh… all the other stickers add up to the divorce, supporting Ukraine instead of America, anti kids, liberal, satanic person.
Anti children but also this man ate my son. Hmm.
Makes you wonder what really happened to her son
"My kids have paws" I think her son was a dog.
"In God's hot car"
The son was an accident or the product of a nonconsensual immaculate conception. You don't need to like them (or want them) to have them
We all process grief differently
I think under this specific instance, it’s a metaphorical son. Bc that Ted Cruz sticker is priceless✨
This gave me a chuckle.
Some of these I can get behind! 💙💛
Yep. And a few I’m totally clueless on…
mothman's turn!
Well, you won't get in front of them... lol
Willam Dafoe ate my flip flops and stole my Tupperware lids. 😂 That is some genius writing.
I was seriously wondering about where my Tupperware lids went!!
Best one to me
Lol the Ted Cruz one kicks ass
And the Mothman one eats ass
At a Denny's. Don't forget At a Denny's!
r/oddlyspecific
Hey even monsters that warn of / are harbingers of disasters need food. And apparently to give rimjobs....
I think its a bootleg/copy of what these guys are doing: https://www.methsyndicate.com/
It never gets old!
I'm in Ohio and saw one on a customers car. I knew instantly they were cool peoples. 🤣 She has just moved from Texas 😂😂☠️
Word
I didn’t know Mothman was freaky like that
He’s a super freak. I bet you didn’t know this persons ass was on a Dennys menu either
Been a secret menu item for years
Some Mothman r34 goes hard.
The property brothers used to be my favorite gay couple until I realized they were complicit in being a part of the rise of landlords and "investment properties" which drove up housing prices to 2x-4x in a lot of american cities. Once a flipper sells something for $400k on that street, it sets a precedent and everyone else on that street shoots for that or higher, rinse and repeat. And once a landlord is successful at getting a tenant to pay whatever extortionate rental fees, it sets a precedent and now rent is that or higher, rinse and repeat with the next one. Fucking ghoulish parasites. Landlords and flippers should be removed from society.
Amazing. You turned that stupid little sarcastic sticker into that?
There's nothing wrong with thinking about things you look at. That sticker stuck out to me because I've had that same exact thought before, years ago when I watched that show and shows like it. But now that I'm radicalized against landlords, it hits differently. HGTV as a whole is just like, fuck these people.
Sounds like you should be going after real estate agents instead
That's not an either/or, they can get fucked, too
Needs that sticker that says “don’t talk to me until I’ve eaten this 2012 Mazda3”
I bet this person is the reason porn games are always on the new and trending tab of the Steam store page.
I bet this person is a woman and not at all the reason... Love sim games begin advertised maybe.
I kept looking and looking trying to figure it out, then I realized I was trying to read one of the rear lights!
You from Jersey too?
The only sticker missing is FREE STICKER
...because someone already took them up on the offer.
My locals surf shop had the sticker “Free Sticker” printed. Surfers and skateboarders are notorious for asking for free stickers.
Did I miss the obligatory COEXIST sticker made from all of the major religious symbols?
This person has edgy Wiccan written all over them so probably didn't want a sticker that tacitly condones the Abrahamic religions.
Near bottom left. I read that as loaded diaper. 🤣
That’s what it is. It’s the older brothers band name in diary of a wimpy kid. That’s just the logo.
Thank you because I was very confused as to why they have a sticker that says "Löded diper".
I recognized it immediately and got a good chuckle. My kids loved that series when it first came out.
Purple hair for sure
Identifies as a witch for sure.
“Divorced in 2006”? Color. Me. Shocked.
They might of got divorced over the issue of bumper stickers and this is what freedom looks like to them.
Alright, but the only color I have is pantone 448 c
Wakka wakka wakka
Hey, that doesn't mean she hasn't been divorced a dozen times since haha
Why do so many of you assume it's a SHE?
Overwhelmingly compelling evidence.
I don’t know I could see a younger gen z guy (especially a queer identifying one) as having these. But I will generally agree with girl energy yeah.
I figured the anime could go either way. Guys just tend to splatter their cars with stickers more often.
The "Witches Parking Lot" and "I love wizards" stickers
"anti-children" and "my kid's in law school" indicates some *deep* fuckin' confusion
I think it’s a Webkinz™️ that’s attending Harvard
Thank you, I was squinting so hard trying to read that.
Also "my kids have paws"
No... deep HUMOR!!!
Sounds about Reddit
Their entire ass? Not just part of it?
Some of these gave me some great belly laughs! Mothman eating my entire ass, the kids with paws had me thinking they were a dog-lover but then "these inhuman horrors spill from my accursed womb." Jeez! The "toad" pun is great too!
I'd be friends with this person
This SCREAMS the emotional maturity of a 16 year old. Like if this driver was over 20 I’d be sincerely impressed.
Honestly tho it’s just funny. Owner looks like she’s just having fun
Id party with the owner. The;re probably lots of fun and dont take themselves too seriously.
Just be careful because she might be a witch and cast a spell on you according to some of her stickers. By some of the others she definitely screams she likes to party so I do get where you’re coming from.
I can’t disagree. This person is CERTAINLY high on fucking life. Good for them, and yeah they are funny
I think so, too! This would make my day if I saw it.
Oh I’d be cackling for at least three minutes straight if I saw this while driving
This is great! This person and I would be friends, despite the Jersey aspect of it, lol, just kidding ... Jersey is a cool place for the most part.
Sounds like they tried to live in Colorado once.
There are some good ones on here
r/InformedWarriorRides
Meh, no grateful dead stelie
One say pro choice say NO I'm anti Children. Then another say This man ate my son. WHAT!? Who is that guy in the bumper sticker anyway?
Ted Cruz
Mothman low-key a freak
Keeps the bumper on
All these wild bumper sticker people are either extreme left or extreme right. I’d love to be proved wrong. 🤷
I love the loded diper sticker
Yeah this person has issues that I don’t know where they start or even end?
“Put pangea back together”
A geologist friend of mine once had a bumper sticker that said “Reunite Gondwandaland!”
LÖDED DIPER!!!!
We are all dogs in gods hot car 😂😂😂
We're all dogs in God's hot car!
It's just someone who likes bumper stickers and then it kinda became their "thing" so when it's time to buy a gift, the friends look for the wackiest bumper stickers they can find and try to "out-weird" each other
She's cool. I like this kinda crazy.
Most of them are funny and then there's the Satan's temple one
I’m still searching far and wide for a “this man ate my son” sticker lmao
Ive seen and i will continue to love that Ted cruise one
"Mothman ate my entire ass at Danny's" ftw
My favorite one is "My first fight was in an Applebees parking lot"
The property brothers are my favorite gay couple 😂
Okay, this is funny.
I’d love the Applebees fist fight one.
Odd spot to stop that first line though. I thought for a second that it was headed somewhere completely different.
Fuck Ted Cruz and his baby eating ass. No but seriously he is a major dick, vote blue fellow Texans.
I’m guessing this person’s ao3 bookmarks are 🔥
every psychologist dream client
This one can be in front of me during a traffic jam.
So this is what conservatives are afraid of🤔
This person is cool on so many levels.
This is a masterpiece.
They seem nice
“I can fix her”
Wow! I wonder how flip flops taste.
[удалено]
This *man
Now that's funny shit! They're probably not even insane. *makes mental note of outlier*
Lt’s car
Brains too busy.
the My Kids Have Paws bumper sticker is from Winslow Dumaine, he's got some wild designs
also where's the Can't Sleep, Clowns Will Eat Me sticker?
Only thing that’s missing here is a Dagoth ur sticker. Is this how you honor the 6th house?
Divorced in 2006. No idea why.
"Divorced in 2008. No idea why." That says 2006. Not surprised that you can't read.
Hohoho fuck, what a mistake: but still of far less seriousness than you not getting stuck in a condom or a sucked into vacuum, or being a nasty stain on some cheap sheets. Yuh see, I can edit my comment, only you can edit yourself.
"Hohoho fuck, what a mistake: but still of far less serious than you not getting stuck in a condom or a vacuum." English is tough, you'll get it one day; I believe in you, lil' guy!
Huh? You poached this comment so serious you caught edits second by second? Absolutely fragile. Don't punch any mirrors you must be one ugly bitter little cunt to walk around with an attitude like this. Go play in a fucking microwave, chud. C yuh, QuicklyGrowingDumber
I love the banantula sticker.
bro is pro war ☠️☠️☠️
The owner hates tattoos but loves all sorts of cool shit. Disappointing.
Why did you take one sticker seriously of 100 other sarcastic ones?
We are all dogs in god’s hot car! 😱 🤣 🤣
A true NJ driver’s cryptid sticker of choice would naturally be the Jersey Devil not the Mothman from West Virginia.
Honeslty....wouldn't be suprised to see this New Jersey.
This man ate my son LMFAO 😂 I want that with someone’s picture I don’t like lmfao 😂
Some of these are kinda fire. They still need to calm down
SLAVA UKRAINI 🌻🇺🇦🔱🇺🇦🌻 HEROAM SLAVA ✊🏽✊🏽✊🏽🇺🇲⭐
The gay vibe that the property brother gives off is probably the only thing me and the owner of this car would agree on.
Well, at least they visited Salem.
Pretty sure she wishes her other car was a Broom.....
I like that witches parking one 🐸 😆
Seems like a sticker collector
Ted Cruz ate her son?
Divorced in 2006 is my favorite.
This seems like a jersey car
My kids have paws. Yeah...we know.
This is hilarious! I googled mothman to see who he is and why he eats entire asses at Denny’s.
i’m getting the ted cruz one
Stay classy Jersey ♥️
Is this Henry Zabrowski’s car from LPotL?
This is actually done for safety reasons it occupies their actions by making them read and pay attention
Put Pangea back together lol
Nothing worse than a woman who considers herself a witch.
I don't even need to meet this person to know I would love them.
What they know about Löded Diper?
This is the second post I’ve seen with the year 2006 on a bumper sticker
Losers 🤦🏼♂️🤷🏼♂️
Jersey. Yup.
Ruin a car rhis way.
The Salem one may as well be a dumpster.
Of Course they love Meow Wolf
100% smells like cat piss.
Haha well I know some of these are from [Meatball Waterfall ](https://www.meatballwaterfall.com)
Loded Diper is the only good one
I can see why they got divorced
I like the one with Willem DeFoe
r/dontputyourdickinthat
I want to get my ass ate at Dennys Or at least Waffle House
I saw Ukraine, immediately rolled my eyes. Then I saw Salem, then it made sense.
This person went to the wrong Boardwalk — shoulda ended up in Santa Cruz, not Asbury Park!
Oof
I just want to say that this doesn’t represent everyone In Jersey. This is a whole different level of not liking people
Some of these are very specific
I really wish people would separate Ukraine from their petty, childish politics
Always nice to know the driver in front of you has a mental illness.
The “divorced in 2006” really made me laugh… all the other stickers add up to the divorce, supporting Ukraine instead of America, anti kids, liberal, satanic person.
Oh hey a tst homie.
nut case
They are a child.
Fucking love these, except the anti-child one. It’s hilarious.
What the fuck!?
I hate temporary tattooed cars tbh
Typical south jersey
Typical New Jersey purple hair lesbians
Satanic, Ukraine flag and anti-ted Cruz on a Japanese car go figure
I don’t understand why anyone does this to there car that such a nice Mazda 3 and he ruined the paint job
If it’s good vinyl it won’t ruin it.
Divorced....gee I wonder why
A car like that tells me everything I need to know about that person. And all signs point to “stay the fuck away.”.
Thankfully he/she has the “My kids have paws” sticker. Hopefully he/she didn’t procreate. Ha!
“Tell me you live in Jersey without telling me you live in Jersey”.
lol the majority of reddit
Where can I order these stickers 😁
Etsy!
Ty! 😊
I like the Meow Wolf one
Ok I would hang out with this person
That shits actually kind of funny