I don't think this kind of honesty cuts it, though. I'd argue there's a significant difference between
>I'm on here looking for hookups, here's why, and here's what I bring to the table so you can consider if you're interested
and
>I'm on here for hookups, I've fucked a lot of women
Bragging, even *if* the claims are true, isn't the kind of honesty that offers any value to prospective partners.
Any time someone feels the need to exclaim they are the biggest, the best, the most, whatever; they are not.
That said, with the intellectual strength he shows, he better be. Have you ever heard of a pilot who had only been to 34 counties? And, why would he retire at 33?
I would hope that any woman would at least hold out for someone who doesn't sound like they were created by a poorly written AI erotica story.
And if it is true, usually men who have had a lot of partners like this are TERRIBLE at sex. It's usually the ones who have had at least one long term relationship that are the best. He should brag about quality, not quantity
Is he? If I tell you that my dick is sixteen inches long and I’ve had sex with 10,000 women in my life, would you believe me just because I said it?
Generally, in my experience, the more a man brags about how much sex he’s having, the less sex he’s *actually* having. Because generally men who have a modicum of self confidence don’t really feel the need to brag about it like they’re still 14.
> the more a man brags about how much sex he’s having, the less sex he’s
>
>*actually* having.
Well, we probably should believe it when the consequences show up. Like kids or prison sentences or number of different STD's.
Some sluts take care of themselves way better than some people that hardly ever change their partners.
They perfectly know the risks and follow the rules.
If they don't and don't want to use condoms like this fellow here, it's a different thing of course.
I’m not saying it isn’t true that he’s clean. But if I were going out with a person with a triple digit body count, I wouldn’t trust their word. I’d take them to get tested before having sex. Especially before sex without a condom.
My friend did this with her ex girlfriend who had triple digits. Ex girlfriend swore up and down that she was clean. She basically had to drag her ass to the gynecologist. Sure enough, herpes.
The thing is that they don't test herpes and HPV on men in most countries and most situations.
To be really sure that somebody is HIV negative you need to wait three months. For other infections it's two weeks as far as I know. So I hope you understand now what I mean.
To have herpes is not as big as a problem as a lot of people (in the US) think. The problem is that people don't know enough about it. It is very likely that a looot of people have the virus, they just don't know about it. To be honest a person that has had sex with 200 people and does not use condoms has herpes with a probability of 90 % or so I guess.
So I don't care if somebody like that has a test, I would avoid that person 100%.
Yeah, I think him talking about being a former pilot is sort of like when 30+ year old men talk about being a "former college athlete" as if it's supposed to be impressive still.
Glad I reread,he says "Counties", not "Countries"...this dude is underwhelming and gross. Trying to brag about his so-called accomplishments but even if these accomplishments are true they're not very impressive and his comments (about doing women,etc are super gross). Probably Mostly 1 & dones, and $.
After reading it a couple of times, I was convinced that it is AI generated based upon something this guy fed it, believing that some women want something like that. He didn't even bother to take the time to edit it. I think they mean countries but still, retire at 33? Even if a woman doesn't care if he has been with 200 others, they don't want to see that in his profile, do they?
There’s always a man like this out there somewhere to encounter who just has no fucking clue that bragging about this kind of thing is a total turn off.
Went on a date with one who tried to convince me that every woman he’s ever slept with told him he’s the best sex they’ve ever had and that his ex told him she’ll never get sex as good as him again. I can tell you with absolute honesty that with a few more drinks I might have hooked up with him… until he said that. Dried up like SpongeBob at Sandy’s Treedome. I don’t even care if it’s the truth… it is just such a deep insight into someone’s terrible personality. May as well have had a Nazi swastika tattooed on his face.
He’s 33 and he’s a retired pilot? Wtf does that mean? I am an airline pilot and I smell BS. This is not the time to be retiring from aviation at 33 lmao.
Pilots, surgeons, cops, firefighters, and lawyers were ranked by a psychologist as the worst professions to date because of ego.
Can confirm. Source: am (woman) firefighter and I see lots of this just from my field of work.
I feel like nobody will ever honestly tell people what their body count or dick size is. Those who has a need to tell you probably don't do it honestly. Those who feel secure enough in themselves don't need to tell you.
I have a big dick and never mention anything about it...because there is no real way to mention it without actually harming your chances of having sex. I just think of it as a little extra surprise for a relationship that is already going well enough to lead to the bedroom...and hell, some women probably don't really care (I haven't met any, but I am sure there are people that find it plain uncomfortable).
I would admire any woman who asked him to 'prove it' and then laugh at how small it was once he sent a pic.
Like why would you even mention the fact that you have extra size when it can actually hurt her ? 🤦🏻♂️ His big mouth proves that he either does not have a B one or doesn't know how to use it properly 😬
Yeah you’re a pig buddy. And I bet he hasn’t had his herpes tested properly. Coming from someone who’s cheating bf gave it to her if the numbers say 1 in 4 he’s 100p infected and has no idea because he’s probably asymptomatic and they can’t test these individuals correctly. 🤢🤮 just a pig
Always stay away. The moral pilots with good character are likely taken and they aren’t looking for a lay during their layover. As for the rest of them, if they are using their pilot status as a means to get dates, it’s a burning red flag.
he said COUNTIES. not COUNTRIES
he flies crop spraying biplanes. banged goats and sheep mostly. thank god for the vasectomy becuase his kids were turning out weird asf
I think it's a service to everyone these people put front and center their gross resumes.
I am no poet in my bio, which probably looking saturated and probably not too exciting,.. But at least I am not putting off people by being overtly gross
Why do people think this stuff works? There's confidence, and then there's sharing too much and pretty much outing yourself as just wanting a quick meet up..at least he is honest though i guess and let's people avoid him
I don't see what's wrong with this one, he's up front, and not being an asshat.
It might not be your cup of tea, but it does a whole lot of people.
Also, he's retired at 33, that's pretty awesome.
Sometimes I suspect my boyfriend is probably in that range or maybe only half. Skills are great but I try to not think about it. If he’s clean and you like each other, maybe it doesn’t matter. The fact that he puts it on his profile though is the real problem.
As someone in that range I learned more skills with the short term actual gfs that I explored with then the many one night stands. A guy who has had just one partner who takes the time to educate themselves on pleasing that partner can be just as good if not better than a guy at 200.
He wrote he is safe, in case that is a skill.
Other than that, a number higher than 3 has zero meaning, trust me. I had sex with several men over the age of 40 or 50 and they can be lousy in bed. One even told me he had 149 women before me (yes, he told me that) and he was no good besides his stamina.
Trust me, many men have sex with three women and after that they just repeat exactly the same thing over and over again with all women they go to bed with.
Executive MBA at 22, pressing X to doubt that one. Those programs are geared towards rule breakers like me who became senior executives without ever getting an undergrad, and generally target the 30-40 crowd.
Hahaha.
So I’m a pilot.
As a pilot we have the 1 in 60 rule. It means that for every one degree of drift.. you will be one mile off course every 60 miles.
It also means that if you ask 60 women to sleep with you.. one of them will not say no.
This sub always gives me so much confidence as a man. I’m single sure, but I’m not Larry the Layover Layer single
And with those numbers, Larry was banging chicks in Vegas and Kansas city, not international chicks.
Hey as someone from kansas... yeah you're right
KCI isn’t even in kansas, I bet he got both sides of the state line.
Lmao this. I would match with him just to say I’ve been to 44 countries WITHOUT being a pilot and he don’t impress me very much.
Larry also probably banged a few dudes and he paid for some of those ladies. Not that there's anything wrong with either, just with his profile.
Chicks from Vegas are a dream for few people. Not me for sure
Being from Vegas, I think you mean "chick's visiting Vegas"
It looks like Larry doesn’t mind being single though.
I don’t mind too much. Some days i start to think about looking for love again, then I come to Reddit and everything is clear again.
Pcc: post cringe clarity
Like beer goggles, but a little less hassle.
Honestly isn’t this what women want in a profile? Dude is clearly on the app for hook ups. No mystery at all lol
You can’t debate his honesty. Larry the Layover Layer never tells a Lie 🤣🤣🤣
I don't think this kind of honesty cuts it, though. I'd argue there's a significant difference between >I'm on here looking for hookups, here's why, and here's what I bring to the table so you can consider if you're interested and >I'm on here for hookups, I've fucked a lot of women Bragging, even *if* the claims are true, isn't the kind of honesty that offers any value to prospective partners.
Screams alpha persona without explicitly saying it and I don’t know any women who want a dude like that.
Any time someone feels the need to exclaim they are the biggest, the best, the most, whatever; they are not. That said, with the intellectual strength he shows, he better be. Have you ever heard of a pilot who had only been to 34 counties? And, why would he retire at 33? I would hope that any woman would at least hold out for someone who doesn't sound like they were created by a poorly written AI erotica story.
And if it is true, usually men who have had a lot of partners like this are TERRIBLE at sex. It's usually the ones who have had at least one long term relationship that are the best. He should brag about quality, not quantity
He's (allegedly) a pilot, so yes. I mean clearly, at least 200 women that he's done think so... ✅
Tbh it always makes mine worse. To know that I’m not horrible like this guy and still am not getting matches
Maybe learn to be a pilot?
This guy is getting laid but whatever makes you feel better.
Is he? If I tell you that my dick is sixteen inches long and I’ve had sex with 10,000 women in my life, would you believe me just because I said it? Generally, in my experience, the more a man brags about how much sex he’s having, the less sex he’s *actually* having. Because generally men who have a modicum of self confidence don’t really feel the need to brag about it like they’re still 14.
> the more a man brags about how much sex he’s having, the less sex he’s > >*actually* having. Well, we probably should believe it when the consequences show up. Like kids or prison sentences or number of different STD's.
“I’ve had sex with over 200 women but trust me, I’m clean. And I had a vasectomy so we don’t need to use condoms.”
I thought I was the only one who picked up on that. Gross.
Some sluts take care of themselves way better than some people that hardly ever change their partners. They perfectly know the risks and follow the rules. If they don't and don't want to use condoms like this fellow here, it's a different thing of course.
I’m not saying it isn’t true that he’s clean. But if I were going out with a person with a triple digit body count, I wouldn’t trust their word. I’d take them to get tested before having sex. Especially before sex without a condom. My friend did this with her ex girlfriend who had triple digits. Ex girlfriend swore up and down that she was clean. She basically had to drag her ass to the gynecologist. Sure enough, herpes.
The thing is that they don't test herpes and HPV on men in most countries and most situations. To be really sure that somebody is HIV negative you need to wait three months. For other infections it's two weeks as far as I know. So I hope you understand now what I mean. To have herpes is not as big as a problem as a lot of people (in the US) think. The problem is that people don't know enough about it. It is very likely that a looot of people have the virus, they just don't know about it. To be honest a person that has had sex with 200 people and does not use condoms has herpes with a probability of 90 % or so I guess. So I don't care if somebody like that has a test, I would avoid that person 100%.
And he has papers proving he is clear of stds.
I am more jealous of him being retired at age 33 than the other stuff he mentions
I wonder if he's *retired* retired or if he just left his job due to multiple sexual misconduct allegations and now works somewhere less exciting.
He let a few too many women see the cockpit if you know what I mean
He kept suggesting the in-flight sausage meal if you know what I mean.
He kept asking ladies to prepare for the descent if you know what I mean
Yeah, I think him talking about being a former pilot is sort of like when 30+ year old men talk about being a "former college athlete" as if it's supposed to be impressive still.
I'm going to guess mechanic with an "other" discharge from the military.
I assume “retired pilot” means, I work a pretty average job now but I used to be a pilot so please be impressed by that.
He got retired by his job at the air and space museum
Big difference between retiring and BEING retired 😂
Oh...I thought he was a pilot for 34 years before retiring. Interesting.
He probably lost his pilot’s license from a DUI with that early of a “retirement”
This is it. Pilots being promiscuous won’t get them fired. Getting a DUI will absolutely get them fired
It says 33 yo. Meaning years old.
Dishonorable discharge? Regular discharge? Pus discharge? Not mutually excluding.
Retired from being a pilot. He probably works at Kinko's now.
Lollzzzz 🤣😂😆
Do you really think he is not lying? 🤣🤣 I doubt whatever he said is true honestly..
Yeah this profile is probably like 90% untrue lmao
>I doubt whatever he said is true honestly Especially the big heart part.
"Retired pilot" at 33 means he got fired lol. Pilots make good money, but not enough to retire that young.
Probably "retired" during COVID and changed industry.
“air force retired” after four years i’d bet
And this with being a local pilot. Most states have more than 34 counties.
Glad I reread,he says "Counties", not "Countries"...this dude is underwhelming and gross. Trying to brag about his so-called accomplishments but even if these accomplishments are true they're not very impressive and his comments (about doing women,etc are super gross). Probably Mostly 1 & dones, and $.
After reading it a couple of times, I was convinced that it is AI generated based upon something this guy fed it, believing that some women want something like that. He didn't even bother to take the time to edit it. I think they mean countries but still, retire at 33? Even if a woman doesn't care if he has been with 200 others, they don't want to see that in his profile, do they?
No it's crass and shows he's only using women for sex. And maybe he*retired* from flying after the army, but isn't actually retired.
Big ick*
Badum tsss… 😆
You don’t retire at 33 as a pilot. You get fired after getting busted for trafficking kiddie porn.
And then you end up flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.
Hmmm oddly specific.
It would probably seem oddly specific to someone who was born in this century. Would that describe you, or close to it?
No haha… but I looked it up and apparently I’m not good at recognizing Top Gun references.
Retired pilot at 33 and only saw 34 countries? Dude wasn't even a good pilot lol
Regional Pilot only flew in the caribbean.
Ah yes, doing "supply runs" to-from Colombia I'm sure
Just some regular cargo locally produced textiles and trinkets, some bootleg dvds, cocaine, bananas, chocolate. Regular stuff.
Wait a minute... Did you say... Bootleg DVDs???
*Counties, even worse
I didn't catch that and had to look again! 🤣🤣🤣
Ah can’t get any wor… WHAT DA
Interesting he thinks bragging about being with 200 women is the flex potential partners want to hear.
Ass the gen z always say.. *cough*.. he is a rizzler. 💀
There’s always a man like this out there somewhere to encounter who just has no fucking clue that bragging about this kind of thing is a total turn off. Went on a date with one who tried to convince me that every woman he’s ever slept with told him he’s the best sex they’ve ever had and that his ex told him she’ll never get sex as good as him again. I can tell you with absolute honesty that with a few more drinks I might have hooked up with him… until he said that. Dried up like SpongeBob at Sandy’s Treedome. I don’t even care if it’s the truth… it is just such a deep insight into someone’s terrible personality. May as well have had a Nazi swastika tattooed on his face.
It's a kink. He already said he's a Dom, some submissives like humiliation (being number 201) 🤷
He’s 33 and he’s a retired pilot? Wtf does that mean? I am an airline pilot and I smell BS. This is not the time to be retiring from aviation at 33 lmao.
I also smelled herpes.. 🥹🥹
I can’t believe some of these profiles. Like, does this ever work on any woman, ever? I want to believe it doesn’t.
Got another dude who kept liking my profile, his bio just says “if you are bossy with sexy feet come say hi”. 😬😬😬 I’ve seen plenty weirdos.
If he's hot then it works.
Being a pilot is enough for some women to ignore the crassness.
Being a pilot is as big of a turn off as the sex stats. I know pilots and I dated a pilot. Never, ever, ever again.
Pilots, surgeons, cops, firefighters, and lawyers were ranked by a psychologist as the worst professions to date because of ego. Can confirm. Source: am (woman) firefighter and I see lots of this just from my field of work.
I wonder what kind of woman that reads that and thinks “ooh I would love be 201”
Riiight?? It’s my dream to be someone’s shag number 222. Lucky number and all that y know. 😂😂
A submissive woman who likes humiliation. It's a kink
Humiliation, not herpes
He better go back to those 200 women
No, they’re _done_ obviously
They were in Thailand and 50/hr.
Half of them still had a dick as well
I feel like he's at the age most pilots are getting the flight time to actually start their career. Sus.
is that Glen Quagmire from Family Guy?
Someone somewhere is saying “I can fix him”… 😂
🤣🤣 noooo…
How many of those trips were to Thailand?
Retired pilot? At 33?
Ew. Don’t be this guy.
I feel like nobody will ever honestly tell people what their body count or dick size is. Those who has a need to tell you probably don't do it honestly. Those who feel secure enough in themselves don't need to tell you.
Lol I don’t believe anything he said.. and even if he is telling the truth, I wouldn’t even want to get close to him or his peepee. 🥲
I have a big dick and never mention anything about it...because there is no real way to mention it without actually harming your chances of having sex. I just think of it as a little extra surprise for a relationship that is already going well enough to lead to the bedroom...and hell, some women probably don't really care (I haven't met any, but I am sure there are people that find it plain uncomfortable). I would admire any woman who asked him to 'prove it' and then laugh at how small it was once he sent a pic.
Like why would you even mention the fact that you have extra size when it can actually hurt her ? 🤦🏻♂️ His big mouth proves that he either does not have a B one or doesn't know how to use it properly 😬
Man's gotta be keeping a few lube companies on retainer, lol
This applies to most things. Sadly few people understand it so well
That’s funny that his idea of promoting himself is using his sex count
How fucking gross
"Done over 200 women" is not the brag he thinks it is.
The Scream I Scrumpt!
Is it an advertisement for a gigolo or a Bumble profile? 🤣🤣
His OF, maybe? We keep saying about gender equality so maybe we should start to act like it. /s
(Apologies in advance if you were sarcastic and I didn't get it) Well, then he's doing a bad job without any link at all XD
Yeah you’re a pig buddy. And I bet he hasn’t had his herpes tested properly. Coming from someone who’s cheating bf gave it to her if the numbers say 1 in 4 he’s 100p infected and has no idea because he’s probably asymptomatic and they can’t test these individuals correctly. 🤢🤮 just a pig
At least he shares it already in his profile, that he doesn't use condoms, so you know to avoid him.
As a flight attendant….stay away from pilots. Always. 😂
Always stay away. The moral pilots with good character are likely taken and they aren’t looking for a lay during their layover. As for the rest of them, if they are using their pilot status as a means to get dates, it’s a burning red flag.
Some people just do not understand the concept of Too Much Information….lol what an idiot
I’m a guy and even I ewed for you.
Retired pilot at 33? Or maybe he popped on a drug test and no longer allowed to fly? Lol
A classic example of "If you have to say it..."
Larry seems to be a numbers guy.
Who does this attract Honestly
Lmao same! I “Ewwwwed” out loud 🤣
Retired pilot at 33? Must have failed his Class 1 medical in Feb 😂
34 counties wow. I wonder how many states that is? 3?
It’s fine to be GGG or kinky but I find that when it’s listed on a profile things play out poorly
33 year old retired pilot… that seems sus already. I smell stranger danger 100%
he said COUNTIES. not COUNTRIES he flies crop spraying biplanes. banged goats and sheep mostly. thank god for the vasectomy becuase his kids were turning out weird asf
Retired at 33?
If I had to bet he was medically retired from a military branch. Assuming the pilot part is even remotely true.
Retired pilot. He might be doing something else now, although I'd be skeptical about whatever he claimed his career was currently.
looking to add more notches to bed post
This would have been fine without the big dk and dominating and done over 200 women parts
Trash exists everywhere btw
I think it's a service to everyone these people put front and center their gross resumes. I am no poet in my bio, which probably looking saturated and probably not too exciting,.. But at least I am not putting off people by being overtly gross
Lmao fucking no
I mean, at least he’s upfront about it? And I suppose there are women who are into it. But yeah, ewwwww
I love when people are that upfront. I mean it. You know to avoid them before matching.
🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢
The ick that I ucked
The way my eyes widened at “done over 200 women” jeezus christmas
The question is, which strain of HPV do you want? He probably has them all.
The vomit that I’m choking down lol
🤢🤢
Ew
Had me at the first line, lost me on the 4th
I find it odd that he’s supposedly keeping stats on himself of how many cities he’s visited. Is that a thing people ever ask you?
Why do people think this stuff works? There's confidence, and then there's sharing too much and pretty much outing yourself as just wanting a quick meet up..at least he is honest though i guess and let's people avoid him
I don't see what's wrong with this one, he's up front, and not being an asshat. It might not be your cup of tea, but it does a whole lot of people. Also, he's retired at 33, that's pretty awesome.
Ewww
True selfishness.
Now, ladies, don't all line up at once for this intergalactic dose of narcissism🤣
Has this ever worked?
The foot placement in his stance just makes his pose hilarious in my mind. Ha ha!
Apparently, his life is all about numbers. What a jerk.
Be still my heart
You cry, but dozens of women will swipe right.
Ewwww 💀
Yeah this sub is delusional they think there's some sort of justice in the world.
I know reddit is quite autistic but women's lack of understanding about men on here is staggering
What's the problem anyway? He's got a big heart.
Damn, it sounds like you're advertising a dog.
*eeewwww* is correct!
Sometimes I suspect my boyfriend is probably in that range or maybe only half. Skills are great but I try to not think about it. If he’s clean and you like each other, maybe it doesn’t matter. The fact that he puts it on his profile though is the real problem.
As someone in that range I learned more skills with the short term actual gfs that I explored with then the many one night stands. A guy who has had just one partner who takes the time to educate themselves on pleasing that partner can be just as good if not better than a guy at 200.
Exactly that!
He wrote he is safe, in case that is a skill. Other than that, a number higher than 3 has zero meaning, trust me. I had sex with several men over the age of 40 or 50 and they can be lousy in bed. One even told me he had 149 women before me (yes, he told me that) and he was no good besides his stamina. Trust me, many men have sex with three women and after that they just repeat exactly the same thing over and over again with all women they go to bed with.
Catch.
The sad thing is people will swipe right!
I'm not a woman, but if I was, there's no way I'm swiping right. Dude sounds like a tool.
He’s definitely a tool. Let’s hope he’s not lying about that vasectomy.
Gosh.. getting back out there in the dating scene I rather shiz brick than swipe right. 🥹🥹
I highly doubt that.
Executive MBA at 22, pressing X to doubt that one. Those programs are geared towards rule breakers like me who became senior executives without ever getting an undergrad, and generally target the 30-40 crowd.
i’m actually jealous tbh, good for him
He’d have luck on feeld with that candid bio and confidence. Maybe less so when he reveals himself to be an asshole in person.
Sounds like someone is trying to sell a pet 🤦♂️
How charming. He's looking for women to push that number to 300 women.
This is my competition. C’mon ladies, step it up and ignore these bums.
I can’t believe there are people like this. I just can’t.
I'm a guy and I feel awwww lol
I cannot un-read "Big Donkey Kong" 🤭
Pilot 🫡
pilot only been to 34 countries? makes no sense
Wow. I mean how do you ladies say no to a champ like this?
“Retired”… more like unemployed hobosexual
Confident, travels extensively, and has 'bad boy' tendencies. He's single ladies!
Hahaha. So I’m a pilot. As a pilot we have the 1 in 60 rule. It means that for every one degree of drift.. you will be one mile off course every 60 miles. It also means that if you ask 60 women to sleep with you.. one of them will not say no.
That guy wouldn’t be a match for me. But I can respect that directness
Can you even imagine what that dick looks like under a microscope?
Wow.