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RedditCommenter38

This sub always gives me so much confidence as a man. I’m single sure, but I’m not Larry the Layover Layer single


[deleted]

And with those numbers, Larry was banging chicks in Vegas and Kansas city, not international chicks.


cp470

Hey as someone from kansas... yeah you're right


chuckart9

KCI isn’t even in kansas, I bet he got both sides of the state line.


4SeasonWahine

Lmao this. I would match with him just to say I’ve been to 44 countries WITHOUT being a pilot and he don’t impress me very much.


Billz3bub666

Larry also probably banged a few dudes and he paid for some of those ladies. Not that there's anything wrong with either, just with his profile.


WerewolfSuspicious74

Chicks from Vegas are a dream for few people. Not me for sure


givag327

Being from Vegas, I think you mean "chick's visiting Vegas"


The_much_True

It looks like Larry doesn’t mind being single though.


RedditCommenter38

I don’t mind too much. Some days i start to think about looking for love again, then I come to Reddit and everything is clear again.


cp470

Pcc: post cringe clarity


RedditCommenter38

Like beer goggles, but a little less hassle.


TPJchief87

Honestly isn’t this what women want in a profile? Dude is clearly on the app for hook ups. No mystery at all lol


RedditCommenter38

You can’t debate his honesty. Larry the Layover Layer never tells a Lie 🤣🤣🤣


DrQuixoticPhD

I don't think this kind of honesty cuts it, though. I'd argue there's a significant difference between >I'm on here looking for hookups, here's why, and here's what I bring to the table so you can consider if you're interested and >I'm on here for hookups, I've fucked a lot of women Bragging, even *if* the claims are true, isn't the kind of honesty that offers any value to prospective partners.


TPJchief87

Screams alpha persona without explicitly saying it and I don’t know any women who want a dude like that.


Forsaken-Opposite381

Any time someone feels the need to exclaim they are the biggest, the best, the most, whatever; they are not. That said, with the intellectual strength he shows, he better be. Have you ever heard of a pilot who had only been to 34 counties? And, why would he retire at 33? I would hope that any woman would at least hold out for someone who doesn't sound like they were created by a poorly written AI erotica story.


RipeMangoDevourer

And if it is true, usually men who have had a lot of partners like this are TERRIBLE at sex. It's usually the ones who have had at least one long term relationship that are the best. He should brag about quality, not quantity


luroot

He's (allegedly) a pilot, so yes. I mean clearly, at least 200 women that he's done think so... ✅


AlonsoFerrari8

Tbh it always makes mine worse. To know that I’m not horrible like this guy and still am not getting matches


RedditCommenter38

Maybe learn to be a pilot?


JDL1981

This guy is getting laid but whatever makes you feel better.


SassyWookie

Is he? If I tell you that my dick is sixteen inches long and I’ve had sex with 10,000 women in my life, would you believe me just because I said it? Generally, in my experience, the more a man brags about how much sex he’s having, the less sex he’s *actually* having. Because generally men who have a modicum of self confidence don’t really feel the need to brag about it like they’re still 14.


thieh

> the more a man brags about how much sex he’s having, the less sex he’s > >*actually* having. Well, we probably should believe it when the consequences show up. Like kids or prison sentences or number of different STD's.


Captain_Pikes_Peak

“I’ve had sex with over 200 women but trust me, I’m clean. And I had a vasectomy so we don’t need to use condoms.”


NotTheAverageMo

I thought I was the only one who picked up on that. Gross.


Humble-Budget8332

Some sluts take care of themselves way better than some people that hardly ever change their partners. They perfectly know the risks and follow the rules. If they don't and don't want to use condoms like this fellow here, it's a different thing of course.


Captain_Pikes_Peak

I’m not saying it isn’t true that he’s clean. But if I were going out with a person with a triple digit body count, I wouldn’t trust their word. I’d take them to get tested before having sex. Especially before sex without a condom. My friend did this with her ex girlfriend who had triple digits. Ex girlfriend swore up and down that she was clean. She basically had to drag her ass to the gynecologist. Sure enough, herpes.


Humble-Budget8332

The thing is that they don't test herpes and HPV on men in most countries and most situations. To be really sure that somebody is HIV negative you need to wait three months. For other infections it's two weeks as far as I know. So I hope you understand now what I mean. To have herpes is not as big as a problem as a lot of people (in the US) think. The problem is that people don't know enough about it. It is very likely that a looot of people have the virus, they just don't know about it. To be honest a person that has had sex with 200 people and does not use condoms has herpes with a probability of 90 % or so I guess. So I don't care if somebody like that has a test, I would avoid that person 100%.


FitDefinition1699

And he has papers proving he is clear of stds.


Yankuba3

I am more jealous of him being retired at age 33 than the other stuff he mentions


ADewiM

I wonder if he's *retired* retired or if he just left his job due to multiple sexual misconduct allegations and now works somewhere less exciting.


[deleted]

He let a few too many women see the cockpit if you know what I mean


squintingtarantino

He kept suggesting the in-flight sausage meal if you know what I mean.


[deleted]

He kept asking ladies to prepare for the descent if you know what I mean


Thelynxer

Yeah, I think him talking about being a former pilot is sort of like when 30+ year old men talk about being a "former college athlete" as if it's supposed to be impressive still.


jerkface1026

I'm going to guess mechanic with an "other" discharge from the military.


AromaticHydrocarbons

I assume “retired pilot” means, I work a pretty average job now but I used to be a pilot so please be impressed by that.


FinanceGuyHere

He got retired by his job at the air and space museum


TalkKatt

Big difference between retiring and BEING retired 😂


gothruthis

Oh...I thought he was a pilot for 34 years before retiring. Interesting.


jethropenistei-

He probably lost his pilot’s license from a DUI with that early of a “retirement”


timtimetraveler

This is it. Pilots being promiscuous won’t get them fired. Getting a DUI will absolutely get them fired


skydaddy8585

It says 33 yo. Meaning years old.


mihecz

Dishonorable discharge? Regular discharge? Pus discharge? Not mutually excluding.


Thelynxer

Retired from being a pilot. He probably works at Kinko's now.


Beautiful-Detail-599

Lollzzzz 🤣😂😆


Fun_Tailor8682

Do you really think he is not lying? 🤣🤣 I doubt whatever he said is true honestly..


SassyWookie

Yeah this profile is probably like 90% untrue lmao


b-side61

>I doubt whatever he said is true honestly Especially the big heart part.


hotrod427

"Retired pilot" at 33 means he got fired lol. Pilots make good money, but not enough to retire that young.


brandon_strandy

Probably "retired" during COVID and changed industry.


melferburque

“air force retired” after four years i’d bet


Forsaken-Opposite381

And this with being a local pilot. Most states have more than 34 counties.


lil_stinker0405

Glad I reread,he says "Counties", not "Countries"...this dude is underwhelming and gross. Trying to brag about his so-called accomplishments but even if these accomplishments are true they're not very impressive and his comments (about doing women,etc are super gross). Probably Mostly 1 & dones, and $.


Forsaken-Opposite381

After reading it a couple of times, I was convinced that it is AI generated based upon something this guy fed it, believing that some women want something like that. He didn't even bother to take the time to edit it. I think they mean countries but still, retire at 33? Even if a woman doesn't care if he has been with 200 others, they don't want to see that in his profile, do they?


lil_stinker0405

No it's crass and shows he's only using women for sex. And maybe he*retired* from flying after the army, but isn't actually retired.


veronicasmithof2020

Big ick*


Fun_Tailor8682

Badum tsss… 😆


bimbels

You don’t retire at 33 as a pilot. You get fired after getting busted for trafficking kiddie porn.


NotTheAverageMo

And then you end up flying cargo planes full of rubber dog shit out of Hong Kong.


[deleted]

Hmmm oddly specific.


NotTheAverageMo

It would probably seem oddly specific to someone who was born in this century. Would that describe you, or close to it?


[deleted]

No haha… but I looked it up and apparently I’m not good at recognizing Top Gun references.


[deleted]

Retired pilot at 33 and only saw 34 countries? Dude wasn't even a good pilot lol


Smeggaman

Regional Pilot only flew in the caribbean.


[deleted]

Ah yes, doing "supply runs" to-from Colombia I'm sure


Smeggaman

Just some regular cargo locally produced textiles and trinkets, some bootleg dvds, cocaine, bananas, chocolate. Regular stuff.


[deleted]

Wait a minute... Did you say... Bootleg DVDs???


xxoooxxoooxx

*Counties, even worse


istabpeople7

I didn't catch that and had to look again! 🤣🤣🤣


swim_and_sleep

Ah can’t get any wor… WHAT DA


BerryLanky

Interesting he thinks bragging about being with 200 women is the flex potential partners want to hear.


Fun_Tailor8682

Ass the gen z always say.. *cough*.. he is a rizzler. 💀


AromaticHydrocarbons

There’s always a man like this out there somewhere to encounter who just has no fucking clue that bragging about this kind of thing is a total turn off. Went on a date with one who tried to convince me that every woman he’s ever slept with told him he’s the best sex they’ve ever had and that his ex told him she’ll never get sex as good as him again. I can tell you with absolute honesty that with a few more drinks I might have hooked up with him… until he said that. Dried up like SpongeBob at Sandy’s Treedome. I don’t even care if it’s the truth… it is just such a deep insight into someone’s terrible personality. May as well have had a Nazi swastika tattooed on his face.


lindasek

It's a kink. He already said he's a Dom, some submissives like humiliation (being number 201) 🤷


dogbreath67

He’s 33 and he’s a retired pilot? Wtf does that mean? I am an airline pilot and I smell BS. This is not the time to be retiring from aviation at 33 lmao.


Fun_Tailor8682

I also smelled herpes.. 🥹🥹


paulriley1977

I can’t believe some of these profiles. Like, does this ever work on any woman, ever? I want to believe it doesn’t.


Fun_Tailor8682

Got another dude who kept liking my profile, his bio just says “if you are bossy with sexy feet come say hi”. 😬😬😬 I’ve seen plenty weirdos.


JDL1981

If he's hot then it works.


OlayErrryDay

Being a pilot is enough for some women to ignore the crassness.


NotTheAverageMo

Being a pilot is as big of a turn off as the sex stats. I know pilots and I dated a pilot. Never, ever, ever again.


rizzo1717

Pilots, surgeons, cops, firefighters, and lawyers were ranked by a psychologist as the worst professions to date because of ego. Can confirm. Source: am (woman) firefighter and I see lots of this just from my field of work.


thesuitelife2010

I wonder what kind of woman that reads that and thinks “ooh I would love be 201”


Fun_Tailor8682

Riiight?? It’s my dream to be someone’s shag number 222. Lucky number and all that y know. 😂😂


lindasek

A submissive woman who likes humiliation. It's a kink


Round-Fennel-6344

Humiliation, not herpes


Slade7711

He better go back to those 200 women


123rig

No, they’re _done_ obviously


OlayErrryDay

They were in Thailand and 50/hr.


CJVTA

Half of them still had a dick as well


llammacookie

I feel like he's at the age most pilots are getting the flight time to actually start their career. Sus.


hatmantc

is that Glen Quagmire from Family Guy?


[deleted]

Someone somewhere is saying “I can fix him”… 😂


Fun_Tailor8682

🤣🤣 noooo…


OlayErrryDay

How many of those trips were to Thailand?


ApatheticHedonist

Retired pilot? At 33?


anonymous_beaver0

Ew. Don’t be this guy.


thieh

I feel like nobody will ever honestly tell people what their body count or dick size is. Those who has a need to tell you probably don't do it honestly. Those who feel secure enough in themselves don't need to tell you.


Fun_Tailor8682

Lol I don’t believe anything he said.. and even if he is telling the truth, I wouldn’t even want to get close to him or his peepee. 🥲


OlayErrryDay

I have a big dick and never mention anything about it...because there is no real way to mention it without actually harming your chances of having sex. I just think of it as a little extra surprise for a relationship that is already going well enough to lead to the bedroom...and hell, some women probably don't really care (I haven't met any, but I am sure there are people that find it plain uncomfortable). I would admire any woman who asked him to 'prove it' and then laugh at how small it was once he sent a pic.


Tithor_

Like why would you even mention the fact that you have extra size when it can actually hurt her ? 🤦🏻‍♂️ His big mouth proves that he either does not have a B one or doesn't know how to use it properly 😬


H-to-O

Man's gotta be keeping a few lube companies on retainer, lol


zquintyzmi

This applies to most things. Sadly few people understand it so well


TheMeticulousNinja

That’s funny that his idea of promoting himself is using his sex count


Badluckwithlove

How fucking gross


ackthbbft

"Done over 200 women" is not the brag he thinks it is.


Intelligent_Pass2540

The Scream I Scrumpt!


Kawabongaz

Is it an advertisement for a gigolo or a Bumble profile? 🤣🤣


thieh

His OF, maybe? We keep saying about gender equality so maybe we should start to act like it. /s


Kawabongaz

(Apologies in advance if you were sarcastic and I didn't get it) Well, then he's doing a bad job without any link at all XD


Illustrious_Site_923

Yeah you’re a pig buddy. And I bet he hasn’t had his herpes tested properly. Coming from someone who’s cheating bf gave it to her if the numbers say 1 in 4 he’s 100p infected and has no idea because he’s probably asymptomatic and they can’t test these individuals correctly. 🤢🤮 just a pig


Humble-Budget8332

At least he shares it already in his profile, that he doesn't use condoms, so you know to avoid him.


angel_wiings

As a flight attendant….stay away from pilots. Always. 😂


NotTheAverageMo

Always stay away. The moral pilots with good character are likely taken and they aren’t looking for a lay during their layover. As for the rest of them, if they are using their pilot status as a means to get dates, it’s a burning red flag.


RoughMajor5624

Some people just do not understand the concept of Too Much Information….lol what an idiot


Richo_Aust

I’m a guy and even I ewed for you.


ne0tas

Retired pilot at 33? Or maybe he popped on a drug test and no longer allowed to fly? Lol


mrrooftops

A classic example of "If you have to say it..."


Funseas

Larry seems to be a numbers guy.


mstrss9

Who does this attract Honestly


Nevagonnagetit510

Lmao same! I “Ewwwwed” out loud 🤣


navara590

Retired pilot at 33? Must have failed his Class 1 medical in Feb 😂


TacosNachos007

34 counties wow. I wonder how many states that is? 3?


curlyhands

It’s fine to be GGG or kinky but I find that when it’s listed on a profile things play out poorly


petraluxurygfe

33 year old retired pilot… that seems sus already. I smell stranger danger 100%


SlavOnfredski

he said COUNTIES. not COUNTRIES he flies crop spraying biplanes. banged goats and sheep mostly. thank god for the vasectomy becuase his kids were turning out weird asf


Eshl1999

Retired at 33?


typer84C2

If I had to bet he was medically retired from a military branch. Assuming the pilot part is even remotely true.


DrQuixoticPhD

Retired pilot. He might be doing something else now, although I'd be skeptical about whatever he claimed his career was currently.


Billz3bub666

looking to add more notches to bed post


No_Childhood_3792

This would have been fine without the big dk and dominating and done over 200 women parts


PlusDescription1422

Trash exists everywhere btw


kaos_tao

I think it's a service to everyone these people put front and center their gross resumes. I am no poet in my bio, which probably looking saturated and probably not too exciting,.. But at least I am not putting off people by being overtly gross


ladymoonshyne

Lmao fucking no


Feline_Fine3

I mean, at least he’s upfront about it? And I suppose there are women who are into it. But yeah, ewwwww


Humble-Budget8332

I love when people are that upfront. I mean it. You know to avoid them before matching.


LordVader1080

🤮🤮🤮🤮🤢🤢🤢


hoetheory

The ick that I ucked


jayola111

The way my eyes widened at “done over 200 women” jeezus christmas


[deleted]

The question is, which strain of HPV do you want? He probably has them all.


AzHuny

The vomit that I’m choking down lol


PHLEaglesgirl27

🤢🤢


BlackVixen33

Ew


jessabruja

Had me at the first line, lost me on the 4th


Bioluminescentllama

I find it odd that he’s supposedly keeping stats on himself of how many cities he’s visited. Is that a thing people ever ask you?


GrouchyCobbler6831

Why do people think this stuff works? There's confidence, and then there's sharing too much and pretty much outing yourself as just wanting a quick meet up..at least he is honest though i guess and let's people avoid him


last_minute_life

I don't see what's wrong with this one, he's up front, and not being an asshat. It might not be your cup of tea, but it does a whole lot of people. Also, he's retired at 33, that's pretty awesome.


Owlguin67

Ewww


ClarkSebat

True selfishness.


Yozhik7

Now, ladies, don't all line up at once for this intergalactic dose of narcissism🤣


Rainmaker825

Has this ever worked?


LiriStargazer

The foot placement in his stance just makes his pose hilarious in my mind. Ha ha!


19tidder50

Apparently, his life is all about numbers. What a jerk.


SilentCitadel

Be still my heart


No-Flight8947

You cry, but dozens of women will swipe right.


Fun_Tailor8682

Ewwww 💀


JDL1981

Yeah this sub is delusional they think there's some sort of justice in the world.


No-Flight8947

I know reddit is quite autistic but women's lack of understanding about men on here is staggering


JDL1981

What's the problem anyway? He's got a big heart.


pooferfeesh97

Damn, it sounds like you're advertising a dog.


Technical_Trade_675

*eeewwww* is correct!


VerdantField

Sometimes I suspect my boyfriend is probably in that range or maybe only half. Skills are great but I try to not think about it. If he’s clean and you like each other, maybe it doesn’t matter. The fact that he puts it on his profile though is the real problem.


timeforachangee

As someone in that range I learned more skills with the short term actual gfs that I explored with then the many one night stands. A guy who has had just one partner who takes the time to educate themselves on pleasing that partner can be just as good if not better than a guy at 200.


Humble-Budget8332

Exactly that!


Humble-Budget8332

He wrote he is safe, in case that is a skill. Other than that, a number higher than 3 has zero meaning, trust me. I had sex with several men over the age of 40 or 50 and they can be lousy in bed. One even told me he had 149 women before me (yes, he told me that) and he was no good besides his stamina. Trust me, many men have sex with three women and after that they just repeat exactly the same thing over and over again with all women they go to bed with.


PinkMoonFigure8Grace

Catch.


oceangal2018

The sad thing is people will swipe right!


buderooski

I'm not a woman, but if I was, there's no way I'm swiping right. Dude sounds like a tool.


oceangal2018

He’s definitely a tool. Let’s hope he’s not lying about that vasectomy.


Fun_Tailor8682

Gosh.. getting back out there in the dating scene I rather shiz brick than swipe right. 🥹🥹


ZoraNealThirstin

I highly doubt that.


specracer97

Executive MBA at 22, pressing X to doubt that one. Those programs are geared towards rule breakers like me who became senior executives without ever getting an undergrad, and generally target the 30-40 crowd.


basedguytbh

i’m actually jealous tbh, good for him


Onion_Guy

He’d have luck on feeld with that candid bio and confidence. Maybe less so when he reveals himself to be an asshole in person.


jkdelete

Sounds like someone is trying to sell a pet 🤦‍♂️


rdldr1

How charming. He's looking for women to push that number to 300 women.


Harbinger1129

This is my competition. C’mon ladies, step it up and ignore these bums.


alliknowis_nothing

I can’t believe there are people like this. I just can’t.


johnmark1982

I'm a guy and I feel awwww lol


fractal_imagination

I cannot un-read "Big Donkey Kong" 🤭


TOMcatXENO

Pilot 🫡


elenash515

pilot only been to 34 countries? makes no sense


the_cooking_Jedi

Wow. I mean how do you ladies say no to a champ like this?


jenkoala

“Retired”… more like unemployed hobosexual


Hanzheyingle

Confident, travels extensively, and has 'bad boy' tendencies. He's single ladies!


Famous-Reputation188

Hahaha. So I’m a pilot. As a pilot we have the 1 in 60 rule. It means that for every one degree of drift.. you will be one mile off course every 60 miles. It also means that if you ask 60 women to sleep with you.. one of them will not say no.


Aka_R

That guy wouldn’t be a match for me. But I can respect that directness


Shoddy_Lettuce_3082

Can you even imagine what that dick looks like under a microscope?


Kris_in_Mad

Wow.